DISCLAIMER- I DON'T REALLY OWN ANYTHING IN THIS STORY EXCEPT FOR THE PLOT

DISCLAIMER- I DON'T REALLY OWN ANYTHING IN THIS STORY EXCEPT FOR THE PLOT. ALL OF IT IS OWNED BY THE GODDESS OF MAGICAL FICTION, J.K. ROWLING.

***Back at Privot Dr., and back in time because this takes place around noon***

Harry was awakened from his dream by a slight twinge on his abdomen, and a heavy weight on his chest.

"MMM Hedwig...geroff" Harry swatted his arm in the air and rolled onto his stomach, only to feel the weight land once again on his back. "Ugh! What is it?" Harry pushed himself up on his arms, and slid his legs off the side of the bed. He stood up and wiped the sleep from his eyes.

"Now that's what I'm talking about, strut it baby." A high-pitched feminine voice said.

"What?!?" Harry quickly struggled to wrap his afghan around himself, while looking around the room for the source. All he saw was a owl perched on his headboard with bright green plumage, and it appeared to be smiling.

"Oh come on, don't deny me your luscious body."

"Who…no wait…what the hell are you?"

"My name is Forest. But don't let me stop you. I like to see a man with out clothes on."

"But you're an owl! And I'm sixteen! Get out of my room!"

"Oh…but I am much more than an owl. I am a Ministry Owl. I deliver important messages, direct from the Minister of Magic."

"And that gives you the right to hit on me?"

"Well, no but I won't give you your message until you take that blanket off."

"That's blackmail!"

"I know…but it's a small price to pay for your new home, with your godfather." She said as she waved a piece of parchment in front of him with her wing.

"Oh, that's low."

"I know…but there are few joys I get out of life."

"I cannot believe I am having this conversation with an owl."

"A Ministry Owl, thank you very much, and your not getting this message until you drop the afghan."

"I better be very well taken care of." Harry let the bedspread fall to the ground.

"Wow, look at you. I've seen some handsome guys in my days, but you top them all."

"Um, thanks? Now give me that parchment."

"Why do you only wear boxers to sleep? I mean I'm certainly glad you do." Harry took this gap in her attention to snatch the parchment off of her wing. "Oh your quick, I like quick."

Harry ignored her and read the letter.

Mr. Harold J. Potter,

The recent apprehension of a one Mr. Peter Pettigrew has hereby relieved a Mr. Sirius Black of his life sentence in Azkaban. We administered him a Veritaserum Truth Potion, and discovered that he was in fact your parent's secret keeper, and that he killed all those muggles. He is your appointed legal guardian. It must be by your consent to live with him. Therefore, we request your signature on these guardianship papers, if you wish to live with him. We must know soon, as to put protection wards on your new house. Good Luck in your new life, and that you may have a most joyous birthday.

Arthur Weasley

Minister of Magic

Order of Merlin, First Class

"Ok, so where are these papers I have to sign?"

"Right here." Forest held a new set of documents with her wing. They were a dark green, with white ink. Harry took the forms and sat at his desk to start filling them out.

"Why do they need to know the core of my wand?"

"I don't know, I'm just a messenger."

Half and hour later Forest flew out the window with the papers attached to her leg saying, "I'll be back, my sugar dumpling."

"That was an experience." Harry mumbled to himself as he walked over to his wardrobe and pulled out a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. Sirius had managed to change some galleons into muggle money to give to Harry, and one day Harry snuck out to by some clothes. Not like I'll be missed anyway. Nothing to exciting, jeans and t-shirts mainly, but at least they weren't ten sized to big.

Harry bounded down the stairs at 12:30 on his birthday, only to be hounded by questions on why he was sleeping late, and what or who was that voice in his room.

"Huh?"

"About thirty minutes ago there was this woman's voice coming from your room." Dudley's chins jiggled as he said these words.

"No, I think your starting to hear things Dudley." Harry grabbed a sandwich and left the table before the comment could sink into his thick skull. All Harry heard while he was leaving was a very loud thud, as Dudley fell off of his chair. It's amazing there wasn't an earthquake.

Harry's summers had become much more bearable since early July, this summer. Dudley had gotten into some trouble that his parents couldn't deny their way out of, and they laid off Harry for a while.

His summer days so far consisted of waking up at noon, taking a quick run around the neighborhood to get some leg muscles and a tan, and ended up watching one of Dudley's "broken" television sets.

But they still weren't enjoyable. The only human interaction Harry got was with Dudley, which wasn't much, and this old lady that would sometimes run the same path he did.

That night at dinner Harry decided it was time to tell them that he would never see them again.

When Uncle Vernon finally stopped talking about his new position at Grunnings, and after Aunt Petunia mentioned that Dudley is ready to come off the patch Harry started to talk.

"Um, Uncle Vernon. My friend's parents will be by tomorrow afternoon to pick me up, so that I can stay with them. They'll be coming by chimney again, I'll clear it out so they won't make a mess."

"No, they won't."

"What?"

"I will not let those people, if they even are people, come into my house and mess it up."

Harry quickly stood up, in the mean time knocking over his chair. Ignoring it he said, "They are people! And they're coming with or without your permission. You can't stop them. "

"I can stop them if I damn well please!" Uncle Vernon was now standing, purpling, and there appeared to be steam coming out of his ears.

"No you can't! Mr. Weasley is the most important person in the wizarding world. You couldn't stop him with all the drills in your stupid company!"

"My company is not stupid!"

"Yes it is! Drills you sell, drills! Don't make fun of Wizards until you find a job people have heard of. What the hell is a production inventory manager, manager?" then Harry's voice got really low as he leaned over the table. "I bet you don't even have a job anymore." Before Harry knew it, Uncle Vernon's large fat fist hit him hard across the face.

"You've been waiting 15 years to do that haven't you? Well, you know what good you did it tonight. When I leave tomorrow, I'm not coming back." He turned around to leave the kitchen. He got to the door, was halfway into the hall, when he turned around facing their shocked faces and said,

"You know what? It didn't even hurt.", and he stormed up to his room and slammed the door.

***

Ron couldn't believe his eyes, his girlfriend was kissing his brother, but not any brother, she was kissing George. Hermione was kissing George. He couldn't believe it.

"What in the hell do you think your doing?" As soon as the words came out of his mouth the image disappeared from sight.

"How do you like it? It's called a…well we don't know what to call it yet, but if you look through the window over there you will see George." Fred explained this with only a small amount of fear in his voice.

"You made a joke trick of my girlfriend kissing my brother, man that's sick. That's just sick."

"No, not everyone will have one like that. You project what ever you think at the moment. In this case George was thinking of kissing Hermione. Which was all part of our plan. You know we can't play Qudditch forever."

"Why was George kissing Hermione part of your plan?"

"Oh well that was just to make you mad."

"Well, you succeeded. Why didn't you do Penelope and Charlie? Make Percy mad."

"We did, last week, when she was over for dinner. You were in your room. Mum got bloody mad. "

"Like I said man, that's jut sick."

"It's not sick, it's a joke. It didn't hurt anybody. "

"What's going on out here. I saw just Hermione kissing George." Ginny had come out of her room looking as though she had seen a ghost. (But not really seeing was quite a common occurrence.)

"It's a joke we played on Ron. Same one we played on Percy last week. You remember you were there. I can't wait till Harry gets here. " Fred started towards the house smirking at Ginny and rubbing his hands together evilly as he went.

"What do you mean by that?" Ginny yelled at him, but Fred was already inside by the time she had finished.

"So why weren't you at dinner tonight?" Ron inquired Ginny.

"Huh, oh I wasn't hungry."

"Yea, but I thought you might want to catch up with Hermione or something. Thought you might like to meet her parents." They started walking towards the house.

"Nah, I met them last year when I went with her to Diagon Alley. They are really nice, for muggles."

"Yea I know, wouldn't mind them being my parents-in-law. How do you say that?"

"I dunno."

"Are you still ahem about Harry?" Ron asked his sister as he noticed her slipping into peaceful daydreaming bliss.

"Huh, oh that? No. Not really I like some one else. Any way I think he does too."

"Uh huh." Ron didn't know what was wrong with his sister, but she seemed to have that glazed look girls in those muggle movies got when they were in love. He didn't like the fact his younger sister was in love.

"What? I do. Besides, he's Harry Potter. I'm just your sister. That's all.", with that Ginny walked into the Burrow, leaving her brother behind.

***

That night was one of the best night's sleep Harry had ever had, that wasn't potion induced. He didn't wake up until his alarm clock went off at 10:00, when he crept downstairs, picked the lock to his cupboard, and grabbed all of his stuff. Harry dragged his stuff upstairs, to take a sort of inventory.

He took one look at his Hogwarts robes, and realized how amazingly small they were. But I just bought them last year. I wasn't that small was I? Harry folded them up and placed them back into the trunk.

After making sure that all of his stuff was in its place, and after stuffing all of his new gifts into the trunk, Harry was ready to go.

He dragged his trunk down the stairs and placed it by the fireplace. He sat on the couch and waited with his head in his hands.

"Harry."

"Yes, Aunt Petunia."

"I know we've never been very nice to you, or your friends. But there is something I need to tell you about your mum."

"What? What a freak she was, how she was different than you? No thanks I don't want to hear it."

"Harry, your mother was adopted."

"My mum was what?"

"She's not my birth sister, but she was always treated like that. I was about seven when this man brought her to our door and explained her story. I didn't really hear all of it, but all I know is that she isn't blood to me. My parents always treated us as much, but we weren't. I was jealous about how much attention she got, when she wasn't even their child."

"Why didn't you tell me this? Why did you keep me?"

"Because even if it wasn't blood, you're still my nephew, and even though I didn't want to. I had responsibilities."

"So, you locked me up in a cupboard until I was eleven."

"That was all Vernon's idea."

"The way you babied Dudley?"

"I didn't baby him! He's my Duddikins, I love him."

"Well, thank you Aunt Petunia, thank you for telling me. Better late than never."

Aunt Petunia stood up on her shaking bony legs, and went into the kitchen to put on a pot of coffee. Dudley came into the living room, and crouched into a ball and hid in the corner. Uncle Vernon had left for work early that morning, without saying goodbye.

The rest of the half hour went by a slowly as a snail trying to swim. When Suddenly Harry heard a familiar voice coming from the chimney. It was Sirius. "Molly I don't quite get this, I haven't flooed in a while."

"Flooed my dear Sirius?" the words slowly formed into the two bodies of Molly Weasly and Sirius Black. As they emerged from the green flames, Harry heard Dudley's whimpering get louder.

"Sirius!" Harry cried as he hugged his godfather.

"SSSSiruis as in your god father, ex-con Ssirius." Dudley cried from the corner.

"That would be me. Very nice to meet you Dudley, is it? Yes I do believe it is. You too Petunia, Harry has told me so much about you two. We really must be going, Molly left food on the stove."

"It was certainly nice to meet you. " Mrs. Weasly threw Harry's trunk into the fire shouting "The Burrow", quickly following it in the same fashion.

"All, right then Harry we must be off. Good bye, then."

Sirius followed Molly into the fire.

"I guess this is good-bye." Harry turned and looked around the house one last time. As he stepped into the emerald fire, nothing but happy thoughts filled his head.

***

"Harry, dear do have some lunch. It's in the back yard.."

"Priceless. That was absolutely priceless. The look on those muggle's faces when I told them who I was! That was absolutely priceless. Where was your uncle Harry?" Sirius seemed absolutely giddy. Ginny sat on the couch and watched it all. Absorbing all of the faultlessness that was Harry, his tan, his body, God his body! Ginny couldn't help but stare at his biceps poking through his t-shirt. His jeans, the way they hung right on his hips, so that some of his black boxer shorts were visible. And what's that on his face. On his left cheek?

"Thank you Mrs. Weasley, but I'm not very hungry. I might grab something later." He turned to Sirius. "He went to work early today."

"Come on Ginny, dear. Time to eat."

"Oh I'm not hungry, mum, I thought I would go up to my room and start on my homework."

"Alright, but I expect you for dinner. You didn't eat yesterday."

"All right mum." Ginny leaned over the arm of the couch, and picked up her school book.

"Whatcha reading?" the familiar voice flowed through her body. Nothing because I can't stop thinking of you. She didn't say it though, she didn't' dare say it.

"History, Binns gave us tons of homework, 4ft on Goblin Rebellions, I thought we would have be done with those by now."

"No, are you kidding we're still on them. Any way I was wondering if you wanted to go for a walk, I'm not very hungry, I ate at the Dursley's."

"Sure why not." Ginny put her book down and stood up to walk out with Harry. She only reached his chin. Perfect kissing height, she thought.

***

Perfect kissing height Harry thought.

"After you." He held out his hand in a gentlemen like fashion and stood aside.

"Thank you." Harry couldn't help but tilt his head a small bit to get a better view of her.

"Wow."

"Did you say something?"

"What, huh? No. No I didn't say anything." Harry couldn't believe his eyes. This couldn't be the same Ginny as last year. The same one he saved in the Chamber of Secrets. As she stepped into the sunlight, her auburn hair cascaded down her shoulders, and caught as many rays of sunlight as possible. Harry couldn't believe it, but he wanted to kiss her right then and there, in front of the whole world just to show them that he had the most beautiful girl wrapped in his arms. But he didn't, he couldn't, not until they got to Hogwarts anyway, or at least on the train.

***

(A/N this really isn't in anyone's point of view I just thought I would catch you up on what has been going on.)

They held a light conversation most of the way through lunch. Charlie was explaining how a Hungarian horntail almost got away, and ended up burning him badly on his right arm. He showed them the scar and quickly changed the subject when Mrs. Weasly flinched at the sight of it.

Bill started talking about how he had met a woman. Her name was Ariel and Bill couldn't stop talking about her. That is until Fred asked her last name and Bill frowned.

Fred and George picked the conversation up with there ideas for a Joke shop. The projection thingy was not the only thing they had been concocting lately. Apparently there was a free lot in Diagon Alley, they planned to buy it when the Quidditch season was over with. They loved playing the game, but constantly being battered by bludgers seemed to be affecting them. They had as a grand total between the two of them been hit 2,345 times.

Hermione couldn't help but cut in "You actually kept count?"

"Oh yea, all through Hogwarts too. It's good. That way you always know … I dunno you always know something."

When they were all stuffed with Molly's cooking and bored to tears of Percy's stories at the Ministry, Ron and Hermione got up and left to go for a walk. They were the last one's left at the table, other than Percy and Mrs. Weasley.

"Hey Ron, be back by 5 we want to play a short-handed game of Quidditch." George yelled after them from inside the house.

***

After Ron heard George's announcement only slight groans from Percy could be heard as Ron and Hermione headed off into the woods behind his house. Ron thought they could have some privacy there, but no such luck. They almost ran into Charlie and Sirius talking, about what seemed to be something of very private nature.

"I'm telling you Charlie, he doesn't know what he's doing. This could be the biggest mistake of his life. We have to get him away from that… that… thing" Sirus looked very frustrated.

"I know Sirius I've been talking to him about it for weeks now. He won't listen to me. For Heavens sake he doesn't even know… " The older Weasly's words were cut short as a twig snapped in the distance. With wand in hand, Sirius and Charlie looked suspiciously around.

"I guess we'll finish this conversation later, Sirius. Come on back to the house I guess." Charlie eyed over his shoulder as the man walked in front of him. Some thing wasn't right, but yet he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

***

"That was close I was sure they saw us." After Ron stepped on the twig in the forest, him and Hermione ran back to the house, as fast as they could. "Hermione?"

She was crouched over on the ground heaving for air. "You…. may…be…a quidditch….player… but I am… just a girl…" Before she could say the next word Ron had her in his arms carrying her back to the house.

"Ah isn't that sweet? Lil ickle Ronnikins is carrying his girlfriend across the threshold. "

"Shut up, Fred."

"I'm not Fred, I'm George."

***

"Good work. I will go immediately, you must bring them here." Lord Voldemort pointed a long pale finger at a particular point on the map sitting in front of them.

"Yes, my lord."

"I do not care about the older ones, kill them if you must. I just need the younger two."

"Yes, my lord."

"Do not let them get away. Otherwise you shall envy their quick deaths."

"Yes, my lord." And the servant apparated to a small house in the small town of Ashley, Texas.

***

"Harry, can I ask you a question?"

"Yea Ginny." Harry and Ginny had reached the end of the street where the Burrow had been built, and had been sitting on the grass talking all through dinner.

"What's that on your face?"

"Well, you see when I was a baby, this evil wizard came to my house..."

"No, Harry I mean this. " Ginny traced a delicate finger along the fresh bruise on Harry face.

"Oh, that. Vernon hit me. But I egged him on." He added after seeing the shocked look on her face.

"It still isn't right, Harry."

"I know, but it didn't even hurt. Really, he's quite a weakling."

"Still Harry. You might have another scar."

"I know, it's not that bad, though. Is it?"

"Well, I noticed it."

"Yea, you noticed it. But then you tend to notice a lot of things about me."

"Well, I um…"

"Yea, I know. I'm just hott like that."

"You, have a mighty high opinion of yourself."

"I was kidding."

"I know." There was an awkward pause for a few minutes before Ginny spoke again. " Do you still think of me as Ron's little sister?"

"What do you mean?"

"I am your friend or your Best Friend's Sister?"

"Well…"

"That's okay I just thought I meant more to you than that."

"You do, that's what I was trying to say. I was kinda hoping you would be more than a friend Ginny. You're really pretty and…" there were no words after that. They had been moving in closer with every word that was spoken. Before Harry knew it he was kissing her. Even if he had wanted to stop he couldn't, of course… he didn't want to.

"HARRY!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh crap that doesn't sound good." He said as he reluctantly pulled away.

"RON!" Hermione was chasing her boyfriend up the hill. "Leave them alone."

"Leave em alone? You expect me to leave them alone. Harry is snogging my sister, and you…you said you didn't like him anymore." (Sorry to all the British people if I used that wrong I'm an American so I don't know, but it's the effort that counts. Right? Right!)

"I know, Ron, I saw it too, but remember your snogging one of his best friends."

This seemed to calm him down.

"Hello, may I say something?" It was the first time Ginny had spoken up. She was just so shocked at what had happened. "Harry and I are not together!"

"Hm, well this is news to me." Harry turned and looked at her, with hurt in his eyes.

"I'll explain later, Harry. I just can't, not yet."

"Alright, whatever you want."

"But still Harry, my sister? Is that why you broke up with Cho?" Ron commented, completely oblivious, to everyone or thing around him.

"No. Cho was going to live in China for a year and I didn't want to deal with that."

Hermione seemed almost relieved. "We were heading up here to ask if you wanted to play a game of Quidditch with the guys."

"And Girl" Ginny added. As she saw the surprised look on all three friends she continued. "You aren't the only Weasley who can play Ron, You know I've always wanted to be a chaser."

"Yea I guess. If you want to." The four walked down the hill towards the house.. They had transformed the back yard of the burrow into a mini Quidditch pitch., complete with stands and hoops. It looked almost professional. The things that can be done with magic, Harry thought.

"It's about time if I didn't know better I'd say the famous Harry Potter has fallen for my only sister. " Bill looked down at him grinning.

"I don't know what you're talking about" Harry stuttered.

"Only, kidding Harry, but you should've seen the look on your face."

***

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