X-Men vs. Teletubies
by: Sailor Twinkie


It was a nice, bright day in upstate New York - UNTIL
- dun Dun DUN - it wasn't so bright anymore. Well, that's because it was
turning into night. But the next day was really horrible. There was an
invasion. Not robbers or evil monsters (but close). It was the TELETUBIES.
Yes, all four of them: Pipsy, Tinky-Winky, Lala and Po. Then, a faithful
citizen summoned the X-Men. From out of nowhere came the X-Men singing
their X-Men song:

We are the X-Men - We're gonna kick your @$$!

"What is it now?" shouted Wolverine. Mrs. Shoobeewoo exclaimed,"The
Teletubies are terrorizing the town!"
"NOOOOOO!!!" they all shouted in unison. Just then, Rogue stepped forward
and shouted "What an easy task..(*chuckle*).. I'll finish them off!"
Approaching each one she said, "Big hug!"
It didn't work - they knew of her powers. Just then, Storm stepped in and
cast thunderbolts upon all four of them. It didn't work eighther. It just
made them a little crispy.

Finally, Wolverine and Jean Grey took over. Jean took all four of the
Teletubies and with all of her psychic powers, picked them up and tossed
them into the air. They hit the ground with four loud thuds. Wolverine
stepped up and brought out his claws. Then he said "Time for tele
bye-bye!" and he finished off their Teletubie butts.
Then, in an instant, the X-Men were all in the air, supported by the
people's hands. Once again they had kicked evil's butt(s) - and just in
time for dinner.