Disclaimer: Okay, Invader Zim is not mine. It belongs to Nick and the great comic artist that created it. Please don't sue me because I am broke and I will be very sad if you do. I am also not very good at conversations.
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Dib and Gaz's cousin Zan is coming to town for a visit. Some pretty interesting things happen and a relationship is developing between Gaz and Zim. (I'm not into the whole Dib+Zim thing, but this happens to all enemies in a cartoon)
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~~The next day, Skool~~~~
Zan walked slowly into the desolate classroom. Here goes nothing. She thought as she slowly opened the door.
"Ah, yes, class we have a new idiot joining our ranks today. This slime bag's name is Zan and she is Dib's cousin. She will be here for a while to learn all about the DOOMED people of the Middle Ages." Said a snake-like lady, which could only be Ms. Bitters.
"Now sit next to Zim Zan since Eva won't be with us any more. " Ms. Bitters pointed at an empty desk by Zim.
Suddenly, a voice was heard on the P.A. " Ms. Bitters, please report to the principal. We seem to have a rather nasty situation here."
Ms. Bitters turned to her class and said. " I will be right back, don't any of you putrid brats move. Don't forget, I got the tape." She pointed at a camera mounted in the corner of the room. Then, she left.
As soon as Ms. Bitters left Zan started unpacking her stuff. No other kid dared to move, remembering that the day before Eva went missing she talked behind Ms. Bitters's back. She got out what looked like an ordinary binder and let the tip of it be parallel with the camera's lens. Zap! The camera was suddenly seeing a recording of the class behaving themselves.
"Okay, everyone you can talk now!" shouted Zan, and the noise level of the class erupted.
"Hey you're cool." Said one of the more popular kids from the class. " I can't believe you are related to Dib. He keeps on talking about how Zim is an alien and how he saw Bigfoot in his garage."
"Yeah, what a idiotic bag of flesh." Added Zim, trying to keep Zan from getting suspicious.
So, thought Zan, Dib is right. None of these kids has a clue that Zim is an alien even if the evidence is staring them at the face.
At the other end of the room Dib was also confused, but not for the same reason as Zan. Why is she talking to the other kids in this room instead of trying to blow Zim's cover? He was also a little jealous even if this was not like him. He was in this skool since 1st grade and he still didn't have any friends. She was in here for only 5 minutes and she already had the whole class's attention.
His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by Zan saying, "She's coming!"
Everyone got back to sitting still and being little angels, and the camera was switched from the videotape to the normal picture.
" AHHHHHH NOOO PLEASE!!!" was heard over the P.A. and a few seconds after that Ms. Bitters walked into the class.
"That will teach him why not to sneak an extra potato during lunch." Said Ms. Bitters to herself.
"Stupid potato eating human flesh bag!" said Zim
Everyone exchanged glances and Dib raised an eyebrow.
"Now back to the doom of the Middle Ages" Ms. Bitters started talking about how serfs were DOOMED to spend their whole lives on their master's manor.
~~~~Lunch~~~~
"Why didn't you try to find out something about Zim?" Dib asked.
"I did but, if no one believed me, the info would be useless."
"So, if people trust you, it would be easier for them to believe you when you would say that Zim was an alien?"
"Exactly."
Dib, Zan, and Gaz were sitting eating lunch, which was potatoes and gravy. Gaz was playing her game, People in Black.
~~~After recess, science class~~~
"Now you see class, an anti-proton and proton touch and the whole UNIVERSE will be DESTROYED!" said Ms. Bitters
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Hello," said Zim's robot mother. " I made a cake for Zim, but I had some more dough and decided to make one for the class!" She paused and tilted her head side ways for a moment.
" Very well, you brainless idiots can take 2 minutes off in order to eat this delicious cake." Said Ms. Bitters with a sarcastic tone in her voice.
Zim started passing out the cake with a demonic look in his contact eyes. Both Zan and Dib carefully smelled the cake while the other classmates licked their tongues in anticipation. Heck, one fat kid even started drooling.
"STOP!!" shout Zan and Dib at the same time. Incredibly all the kids stopped. Zim slightly started sweating.
" Don't eat the cake the cake, IT'S POISON!!!!" Screamed Dib. All of the kids stopped for a second, but after a second they slowly started to put the cake in their mouths.
"No REALLY" screamed Zan, "I think Zim's mother accidentally put rat poison in the cake."
All of the kids dropped their cakes except for the fat kid who had already eaten it.
" You will never catch me alive!!" screamed Zim's robot mother maniacally as she ran out of the skool.
"My stomach…" moaned the fat kid on the floor. He was apparently in great pain.
"Everyone, drop your cakes in the waste basket. I would not want to get sued by your parents." Said Ms. Bitters, watching each kid dropping the cake into the wastebasket. Of course, Zan and Dib saved a piece both knowing that the lethal substance was NOT rat poison.
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This is my longest chapter yet. Thank that person that reviewed!!! You better review too.
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Dib and Gaz's cousin Zan is coming to town for a visit. Some pretty interesting things happen and a relationship is developing between Gaz and Zim. (I'm not into the whole Dib+Zim thing, but this happens to all enemies in a cartoon)
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~~The next day, Skool~~~~
Zan walked slowly into the desolate classroom. Here goes nothing. She thought as she slowly opened the door.
"Ah, yes, class we have a new idiot joining our ranks today. This slime bag's name is Zan and she is Dib's cousin. She will be here for a while to learn all about the DOOMED people of the Middle Ages." Said a snake-like lady, which could only be Ms. Bitters.
"Now sit next to Zim Zan since Eva won't be with us any more. " Ms. Bitters pointed at an empty desk by Zim.
Suddenly, a voice was heard on the P.A. " Ms. Bitters, please report to the principal. We seem to have a rather nasty situation here."
Ms. Bitters turned to her class and said. " I will be right back, don't any of you putrid brats move. Don't forget, I got the tape." She pointed at a camera mounted in the corner of the room. Then, she left.
As soon as Ms. Bitters left Zan started unpacking her stuff. No other kid dared to move, remembering that the day before Eva went missing she talked behind Ms. Bitters's back. She got out what looked like an ordinary binder and let the tip of it be parallel with the camera's lens. Zap! The camera was suddenly seeing a recording of the class behaving themselves.
"Okay, everyone you can talk now!" shouted Zan, and the noise level of the class erupted.
"Hey you're cool." Said one of the more popular kids from the class. " I can't believe you are related to Dib. He keeps on talking about how Zim is an alien and how he saw Bigfoot in his garage."
"Yeah, what a idiotic bag of flesh." Added Zim, trying to keep Zan from getting suspicious.
So, thought Zan, Dib is right. None of these kids has a clue that Zim is an alien even if the evidence is staring them at the face.
At the other end of the room Dib was also confused, but not for the same reason as Zan. Why is she talking to the other kids in this room instead of trying to blow Zim's cover? He was also a little jealous even if this was not like him. He was in this skool since 1st grade and he still didn't have any friends. She was in here for only 5 minutes and she already had the whole class's attention.
His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by Zan saying, "She's coming!"
Everyone got back to sitting still and being little angels, and the camera was switched from the videotape to the normal picture.
" AHHHHHH NOOO PLEASE!!!" was heard over the P.A. and a few seconds after that Ms. Bitters walked into the class.
"That will teach him why not to sneak an extra potato during lunch." Said Ms. Bitters to herself.
"Stupid potato eating human flesh bag!" said Zim
Everyone exchanged glances and Dib raised an eyebrow.
"Now back to the doom of the Middle Ages" Ms. Bitters started talking about how serfs were DOOMED to spend their whole lives on their master's manor.
~~~~Lunch~~~~
"Why didn't you try to find out something about Zim?" Dib asked.
"I did but, if no one believed me, the info would be useless."
"So, if people trust you, it would be easier for them to believe you when you would say that Zim was an alien?"
"Exactly."
Dib, Zan, and Gaz were sitting eating lunch, which was potatoes and gravy. Gaz was playing her game, People in Black.
~~~After recess, science class~~~
"Now you see class, an anti-proton and proton touch and the whole UNIVERSE will be DESTROYED!" said Ms. Bitters
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Hello," said Zim's robot mother. " I made a cake for Zim, but I had some more dough and decided to make one for the class!" She paused and tilted her head side ways for a moment.
" Very well, you brainless idiots can take 2 minutes off in order to eat this delicious cake." Said Ms. Bitters with a sarcastic tone in her voice.
Zim started passing out the cake with a demonic look in his contact eyes. Both Zan and Dib carefully smelled the cake while the other classmates licked their tongues in anticipation. Heck, one fat kid even started drooling.
"STOP!!" shout Zan and Dib at the same time. Incredibly all the kids stopped. Zim slightly started sweating.
" Don't eat the cake the cake, IT'S POISON!!!!" Screamed Dib. All of the kids stopped for a second, but after a second they slowly started to put the cake in their mouths.
"No REALLY" screamed Zan, "I think Zim's mother accidentally put rat poison in the cake."
All of the kids dropped their cakes except for the fat kid who had already eaten it.
" You will never catch me alive!!" screamed Zim's robot mother maniacally as she ran out of the skool.
"My stomach…" moaned the fat kid on the floor. He was apparently in great pain.
"Everyone, drop your cakes in the waste basket. I would not want to get sued by your parents." Said Ms. Bitters, watching each kid dropping the cake into the wastebasket. Of course, Zan and Dib saved a piece both knowing that the lethal substance was NOT rat poison.
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This is my longest chapter yet. Thank that person that reviewed!!! You better review too.