Disclaimer: Okay, Invader Zim is not mine. It belongs to Nick and the great comic artist that created it. Please don't sue me because I am broke and I will be very sad if you do. I am also not very good at conversations.
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Dib and Gaz's cousin Zan is coming to town for a visit. Some pretty interesting things happen and a relationship is developing between Gaz and Zim. (I'm not into the whole Dib+Zim thing, but this happens to all enemies in a cartoon)
"Okay so now we have to see what this stuff is made up of." Said Zan looking distastefully at the death cake.
" We can use my dad's element and compound detection device and separator. I'm sure he won't mind, especially if the whole human race is a stake."
Dib, Gaz and Zan were boarding the large, old, and dirty skool bus home. Zan put her cake piece into a small plastic baggie and put the baggie in her pocket. Gaz was playing her video game and trying to climb the bus steps. Suddenly someone bumped into her.
"Hey, watch it!" shouted Gaz not taking her eyes off her game.
"Sorry" said Zim's voice.
No one noticed (not even Dib) that Zim did not insult Gaz like he insulted everyone else. ::sarcastic person from audience:: "I wonder why?"::
~~~~Dib's house 3:20pm~~~~~
Zan and Dib were in Dr. Membrane's lab. They got there with the aid of a very good (well, not anymore) fork and the knowledge of the codes. Dib's dad was shooting his show and would not come back until 8:00 at night. The element detection and compound separator thingy was working.
"Wow half of the substances found in this death cake are not known to mankind." Said Zan, apparently amazed, "Maybe one of these chemicals holds the cure for cancer."
"Why would Zim want to cure cancer?" said Dib full of sarcasm
Zan just shrugged and continued to look for any trace of known elements and compounds.
~~30 mins later aka 4:10~~~~~
"YESSSSSS!!!!!" the scream of Dib echoed through Membrane's laboratory.
"What?" asked Zan who was preparing something that looked like a long thin microwave.
"I have reversed all the chemicals in the death cake so the will be dangerous for the Zim race and not for the humans!!"
" How do you know? The only way to know for sure is to test it on Zim…"
Both relatives got an evil glint in their eyes.
"Okay, Dib get your cake, water, a sand blaster, a hose, and some water guns."
"Why do we need a sand blaster?"
"To blast the DRY, CRUSTY, paste off Zim!!!"
Zan and Dib grabbed their supplies. Dib ran to his room while Zan locked up the lab and went to the Guest room.
"Meet you in the living room!" Shouted Zan running to change into some dark clothes.
~~~~10 minutes later a.k.a 4:20~~~~~~
~~~~Living room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" Okay, we have water guns, hose, death cake, and a sand blaster." Said Dib, checking his small knapsack. " Do you have the alien catching and classification equipment Zan?"
Zan looked into her remarkably small knapsack. " Everything is here."
Gaz was sitting on the couch while Dib and Zan were discussing on how to penetrate Zim's base without being detected, get some Irken DNA, (Zan suggested of pinching Zim's head in order to pluck off some dead skin) ruin some things, slipping death cake into Zim's food, torturing him with water, and most of all to get pictures. There was a sudden Ban Bam Dan Dam from Gaz's gameslave meaning that she won the game. Now she was apparently bored.
"Hey, I know that I will regret asking this, but what in the heck are you guys doing?" said Gaz
"We are going to expose Zim." Said Zan calmly.
" Wow Dib, I must congratulate you. You managed to brainwash Zan into believing that Zim is an alien." Said Gaz in a tone that sounded nothing like congratulating.
"Believe what you want Gaz, but you and all of mankind will be thanking Zan and me after we catch Zim and expose him for what he really is."
" Whatever…" said Gaz leaving the room.
"Hey Gaz, why don't you come with us?" said Zan, getting an idea.
"OKAY!!" Said Gaz being incredibly happy and opening both eyes for a second. (She was very bored.)
After a few minutes the three siblings walked out the door ready for the search… Shouldn't they have a warrant for this?
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HA HA HA. You have to wait for me to finish the next chapter now!!!
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Dib and Gaz's cousin Zan is coming to town for a visit. Some pretty interesting things happen and a relationship is developing between Gaz and Zim. (I'm not into the whole Dib+Zim thing, but this happens to all enemies in a cartoon)
"Okay so now we have to see what this stuff is made up of." Said Zan looking distastefully at the death cake.
" We can use my dad's element and compound detection device and separator. I'm sure he won't mind, especially if the whole human race is a stake."
Dib, Gaz and Zan were boarding the large, old, and dirty skool bus home. Zan put her cake piece into a small plastic baggie and put the baggie in her pocket. Gaz was playing her video game and trying to climb the bus steps. Suddenly someone bumped into her.
"Hey, watch it!" shouted Gaz not taking her eyes off her game.
"Sorry" said Zim's voice.
No one noticed (not even Dib) that Zim did not insult Gaz like he insulted everyone else. ::sarcastic person from audience:: "I wonder why?"::
~~~~Dib's house 3:20pm~~~~~
Zan and Dib were in Dr. Membrane's lab. They got there with the aid of a very good (well, not anymore) fork and the knowledge of the codes. Dib's dad was shooting his show and would not come back until 8:00 at night. The element detection and compound separator thingy was working.
"Wow half of the substances found in this death cake are not known to mankind." Said Zan, apparently amazed, "Maybe one of these chemicals holds the cure for cancer."
"Why would Zim want to cure cancer?" said Dib full of sarcasm
Zan just shrugged and continued to look for any trace of known elements and compounds.
~~30 mins later aka 4:10~~~~~
"YESSSSSS!!!!!" the scream of Dib echoed through Membrane's laboratory.
"What?" asked Zan who was preparing something that looked like a long thin microwave.
"I have reversed all the chemicals in the death cake so the will be dangerous for the Zim race and not for the humans!!"
" How do you know? The only way to know for sure is to test it on Zim…"
Both relatives got an evil glint in their eyes.
"Okay, Dib get your cake, water, a sand blaster, a hose, and some water guns."
"Why do we need a sand blaster?"
"To blast the DRY, CRUSTY, paste off Zim!!!"
Zan and Dib grabbed their supplies. Dib ran to his room while Zan locked up the lab and went to the Guest room.
"Meet you in the living room!" Shouted Zan running to change into some dark clothes.
~~~~10 minutes later a.k.a 4:20~~~~~~
~~~~Living room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" Okay, we have water guns, hose, death cake, and a sand blaster." Said Dib, checking his small knapsack. " Do you have the alien catching and classification equipment Zan?"
Zan looked into her remarkably small knapsack. " Everything is here."
Gaz was sitting on the couch while Dib and Zan were discussing on how to penetrate Zim's base without being detected, get some Irken DNA, (Zan suggested of pinching Zim's head in order to pluck off some dead skin) ruin some things, slipping death cake into Zim's food, torturing him with water, and most of all to get pictures. There was a sudden Ban Bam Dan Dam from Gaz's gameslave meaning that she won the game. Now she was apparently bored.
"Hey, I know that I will regret asking this, but what in the heck are you guys doing?" said Gaz
"We are going to expose Zim." Said Zan calmly.
" Wow Dib, I must congratulate you. You managed to brainwash Zan into believing that Zim is an alien." Said Gaz in a tone that sounded nothing like congratulating.
"Believe what you want Gaz, but you and all of mankind will be thanking Zan and me after we catch Zim and expose him for what he really is."
" Whatever…" said Gaz leaving the room.
"Hey Gaz, why don't you come with us?" said Zan, getting an idea.
"OKAY!!" Said Gaz being incredibly happy and opening both eyes for a second. (She was very bored.)
After a few minutes the three siblings walked out the door ready for the search… Shouldn't they have a warrant for this?
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HA HA HA. You have to wait for me to finish the next chapter now!!!