Chapter 2 operation kill Umi!!!!
When Ascot was gone, I got a huge good-looking lunch prepared for Umi. It even had a little name tag next to it that said: To Umi, I hope it is yummy! Ahhhhhhh hahahaha of course it looked yummy but…I really pissed on it!! So all I had to do was wait till Umi came back to the dinning hall.
Just then Ascot came back to the dinning hall.
"Cerulean? Oh good kitty!! I see you want to make peace with Umi just as much as me!!" said Ascot
"mew!!" I said
If you only knew…..I thought.
"Do you want to come back to my room with me?" asked Ascot
"mew mew!" I said
yes! now all I have to do is wait till I hear a scream and that will mean she ate it!!
Ascot scooped me up and carried me all the way back to his room.
We were playing with string(which amused him more than me) when we heard….
"Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh my that sounded like Umi!" said Ascot
He grabbed me as we ran down the hall; I was disgusted on how much he cared about her…
When we got to the dinning hall Umi yelled out:
"Ascot did you make this!?"
"What that meal?" asked Ascot
"What else?? You are soooooo dumb!!!" yelled Umi
"No my cat,Cerulean made it! She wanted to make peace with you!" said Ascot
"No wonder!!! It tastes like cat pee!!!!!!!" Umi yelled
Oh my god! How did she know what cat pee tasted like?……maybe that other green cat did something like this too….hehe great cat minds think alike! I thought
"Umi, Cerulean wouldn't do something like that!" yelled Ascot
"What about that green cat! She put molasses in my shampoo bottle!!!" yelled Umi
"Viridian cat was different! Cerulean wouldn't do this!" yelled Ascot
Wow that other cat was smart! I wonder why I didn't think of molasses? I thought
" Ahh! Just keep that cat away from me!!!" yelled Umi
"Ok….." said Ascot as he walked out with his head down.
When we got back to his room he put me down on his bed.
"Cerulean? Did you really pee on Umi's lunch?" Ascot asked me
"mew!!!!" I said as I tried to look innocent.
" If you keep this up you wont be able to stay here anymore." Said Ascot
No!!!!!!! I thought. Ahhhh! That dumb girl! This is her fault! This till I'll have to do something less…..cat like….heh heh!
How did ya like it?? Yeah I know its kind'a short but more chapters to come!