Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me,unfortunately. It belongs to the great genius J.K Rowling! ^_^ Also, Ryo-Oh-Ki belongs to uh... Tenchi Muyo? But,the pencil thing belongs to yours truely ^^!


A/N: Hi everyobody! This is my first fanfic! It's a combination of my addiction to Pepsi and my Harry Potter obsession so it should be somewhat interesting. I wrote this when i was super hyper! Well,enjoy!


The Product Of My Insanity

Harry: *to Ron and Hermione* Where the hell are we?

Hermione: *sings* I have no idea!

Ron: Hermione,are you OK?

Hermione: *sings to Ron* I'm just peachy!

Ron: OK...................

(A pencil comes in)

Pencil: Hi! I'm Lord Voldemort!

Harry: But... you're a freakin' pencil!

Hermione: *sings* Lord Voldemort's a pencil, Lord Voldemort's a pencil! *jumps up on table and starts to dance*

Ron: Hermione, You're on crack!!!!!!!!

Hermione: *sings to Ron while still dancing* Duh Ron!

Harry: *jumps up on table with Hermione and starts to dance too*

Harry and Hermione: *sings* Everybody dance!

"Lord Voldemort" the Pencil: OK...*jumps up on table with Harry and Hermione and starts to dance too*

Ron: You're all crazy, I tell you! *runs out of the room screaming*

(Draco comes in)

Draco: *smiles* Ooh! A dance party! *jumps up on table with Harry, Hermione, and "Lord Voldemort" the Pencil and starts to dance too*

(Ryo-Oh-Ki comes in)

Ryo-Oh-Ki: MEOWW! *leaves*

THE END

A/N: So,whad ya think? Was it funny? Stupid? Crazy? If ya want ta tell me, review! Oh yeah...please go easy on the flameagefullnessabilty! This is my first fic,may I remind you! ^^;