Interview with a...Vampire! (Joy!)
by Miyuki Inakamono

Miyuki-Hey! Guess what? I'm gonna interview a vampire!!

!*!POOF!*!

Tasuki-*appearing out of nowhere* GRR!! I'm not a vampire gosh darnit!
Miyuki-Aw, don't kid us Tasuki! *pats him on the head*
Tasuki-*jerks away* Back off, demon lady!
Miyuki-I'm not a demon--but you are a vampire.
Tasuki-Chick, you're about to meet the same fate as Chichiri if you don't shut-up.
Miyuki-Aww, you wouldn't do it!! You're just a cute lil vampire!
Tasuki-Girl, you are messed up.
Miyuki-At least I'm not a vampire.
Tasuki-I'm not a vampire!
Miyuki-You have fangs.
Tasuki-But I'm not a vampire!
Miyuki-Then you're a freak.
Tasuki-I'm not a freak!
Miyuki-Then you're a vampire.
Tasuki-OKAY! THAT'S IT! *gets out his metal fan* REKKEN SHINEN!!!


*The screen is blank, but you hear Miyuki's voice faintly in the distance...*

You just...wait 'till...I tell...my boyfriend...

DUM DUM DUM!!!
...To be continued...