Death of a Vampire (GGR!) I mean Tasuki!!
by Miyuki Inakamono
*The setting is a room--a man with spikey blonde hair is sitting on the couch watching TV*
Cloud-*yawns* Hm... Wonder what Miyuki-chan is up to... *reaches for the phone; presses a speed-dail button; waits. Waits. Waits...* That's strange... *hangs up the phone* She woulda told me if she was going somewhere. I hope she's okay. *the phone rings* Hey! I bet that's her! *reaches for the phone* Miyuki-chan?
Miyuki-*cough, cough* Help...
Cloud-Miyuki! *concerned* Where are you? Are you okay??
Miyuki-I'm in the burn center of the hospital, Kumu-kun... And I'm...bald! *bursts out crying*
Cloud-I'm coming over there right now! I love you, wait for me!
Cloud-*bursts into the hospital room* Miyuki-chan!
Miyuki-*wrapped up* Konnichi wa...
Cloud-*drops to his knees by her bed* Who did this to you?!
Miyuki-Tasuki the Vampire.
Cloud-*fire in his eyes* GRRR!!! *pulls out Really Really Really Big Sword(tm)* DIE, EVIL VAMPIRE!!
Tasuki-*on the phone in big hotel suit*So the chick was all "You're a vampire!" and I was all "No I'm not!" so I got mad. *someone (oh I wonder...) knocks on the door* Hold on, Chichiri. Someone's at the door... *puts the phone down and opens the door*
Service Guy-Room service!! *Had ya fooled, ne?*
Tasuki-Oh, thanks. *Service Guy pushs cart into the room; holds out his hand; Tasuki gives him a tip* Let's see... *before he opens it, the lid flies off*
Cloud-Thank God for Chibi!!! *puts sword to Tasuki's thoat*
Tasuki-Whoa, whoa! Who are you?? What do you want?? I got money...
Cloud-You hurt my Miyuki-chan! NOW DIE!!!
Chichiri-*holds phone away from ear* What is going on over there no da?!
Cloud-...So you can rest in peace!
Miyuki-I guess he wasn't a vampire after all...
Cloud-Why do you say that?
Miyuki-Because you can only kill a vampire with a stake in his heart, so, you know...
Cloud-Ah... Sure....
*In a hole in the ground, Tasuki lays, stake in heart...*
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Till next time...
by Miyuki Inakamono
*The setting is a room--a man with spikey blonde hair is sitting on the couch watching TV*
Cloud-*yawns* Hm... Wonder what Miyuki-chan is up to... *reaches for the phone; presses a speed-dail button; waits. Waits. Waits...* That's strange... *hangs up the phone* She woulda told me if she was going somewhere. I hope she's okay. *the phone rings* Hey! I bet that's her! *reaches for the phone* Miyuki-chan?
Miyuki-*cough, cough* Help...
Cloud-Miyuki! *concerned* Where are you? Are you okay??
Miyuki-I'm in the burn center of the hospital, Kumu-kun... And I'm...bald! *bursts out crying*
Cloud-I'm coming over there right now! I love you, wait for me!
Cloud-*bursts into the hospital room* Miyuki-chan!
Miyuki-*wrapped up* Konnichi wa...
Cloud-*drops to his knees by her bed* Who did this to you?!
Miyuki-Tasuki the Vampire.
Cloud-*fire in his eyes* GRRR!!! *pulls out Really Really Really Big Sword(tm)* DIE, EVIL VAMPIRE!!
Tasuki-*on the phone in big hotel suit*So the chick was all "You're a vampire!" and I was all "No I'm not!" so I got mad. *someone (oh I wonder...) knocks on the door* Hold on, Chichiri. Someone's at the door... *puts the phone down and opens the door*
Service Guy-Room service!! *Had ya fooled, ne?*
Tasuki-Oh, thanks. *Service Guy pushs cart into the room; holds out his hand; Tasuki gives him a tip* Let's see... *before he opens it, the lid flies off*
Cloud-Thank God for Chibi!!! *puts sword to Tasuki's thoat*
Tasuki-Whoa, whoa! Who are you?? What do you want?? I got money...
Cloud-You hurt my Miyuki-chan! NOW DIE!!!
Chichiri-*holds phone away from ear* What is going on over there no da?!
Cloud-...So you can rest in peace!
Miyuki-I guess he wasn't a vampire after all...
Cloud-Why do you say that?
Miyuki-Because you can only kill a vampire with a stake in his heart, so, you know...
Cloud-Ah... Sure....
*In a hole in the ground, Tasuki lays, stake in heart...*
Miyuki's Interviews Will Return Once She Recovers
Till next time...