Interview With a Vampire....HAND!
By Miyuki Inakmono

Miyuki: Oh, boy! Now that I'm all better, I get to have more fun! Since I interviewed on vampire already, I decided it was lotsa fun, so I was going to interview another! However, D was already booked with Jay Leno, so I get to interview Left Hand, D's demonic...left hand... Yay!
Left Hand: *walks on two fingers out onto the stage; "sits" in a chair* Hello, Miyuki.
Miyuki: Hello!! So, how do you like being attached to D?
Left Hand: It is very enjoyable, if I do say so myself.
Miyuki: Wow! Does D have a favorite food?
Left Hand: Well, D is particularly fond of blood pills, but I-
Miyuki: *interrupts* Don't you think D is a pretty boy?
Left Hand: Well, I don't think I have much of an opinion on this, but-
Miyuki: *interrupts again* Does D have a girlfriend?
Left Hand: Not that I'm aware of-
Miyuki: *yet again, interrupts* What is your favorite thing D does?
Left Hand: What about-
Miyuki: Does D drink blood?
Left Hand: *getting angry* I thought that-
Miyuki: Can D eat chocolate?
Left Hand: *fuming* But-
Miyuki: Is he lact toast and tolerant?
Left Hand: *yelling* DEMON LADY! MY INTERVIEW!! *eats Miyuki; belches loudly* Well then. I better leave now, before her boyfriend comes... Dear Chichiri told me of what happened to Tasuki... That is what I call vampire hunting. *runs off the stage on his two fingers*

Due to circumstances beyond our control, Miyuki shall
not be returning to Miyuki Interviews! and will be
replaced, although we have yet to find a replacement.