Miyuki's Return
by Miyuki Inakamono
*The stage is black, all the lights off, suddenly they flick on, revealing a stage with black furniture, black curtains... To be frank, it's very gothic. A girl walks out*
Miyuki: ... I have just had the strangest experience of my entire life. I have just been eaten and barfed up by a hand. A hand. A FREAKING HAND!!!!!! ... But let us put the past behind us!! Today, we are blessed to have a THEME, and a buncha guests!!! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the lady who will preform our opening theme--SHINOHARA TOMOE!!!! YAAAAY!!! *Shinohara Tomoe comes out, and sings the wondermus song "Alligator" as the opening to Miyuki Interviews! at Miyuki's request. Afterwards, she screams and runs off the stage.* YAY! Shinohara-sama!! She's great, ne? And so kawaii sugoi, na no da!! As I said, we have more than one guest today to celebrate my return! My first guest tonight will be Prince Ferio of Cephiro!!! *APPLAUSE* Then, we get a wonderful invigorating-whatever THAT means-interview with Fujin! COOL. *giggles, APPLAUSE* Okay, today, check out the stage. Spiffy, hu? Well, this is at the request of our last guest, who also says he has a really big surprise for us... AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS!! Do you wanna know? Okay, I'll tell you! The surprise is that we don't know who he is!! YAY!!!!! *APPLAUSE* Okay, everyone, give a big hand for our first guest, FERIO!!!!
Ferio: *walks out, looking hot as usual* Hey, Miyuki. How's it going?
Miyuki: *all stary eyed* Wow... Ah, heh, I'm fine! Okay, heh, first question for the bishonen!
Ferio: Hey, thanks.
Miyuki: You're welcome... *in a daze, suddenly shakes her head out of it* Ah, okay! First question, what do you love?
Ferio: Hm... Lemme think... Deffinatly sleep. Love sleep. *under his breath* And Fuu, but that's another story...
Miyuki: SUGOI! Sleep is a great thing. Next, what do you hate?
Ferio: Hu, another hard one... Well, Miyuki, can I call you Yuki-chan?
Miyuki: *in a daze again* Suuuure....
Ferio: Okay, well, Yuki-chan, I guess I have to say I hate not sleeping. That's just not Fuu. I mean, heh, fun. Yeah, fun. I like that too, fun, yeah. Fun is a good thing.
Miyuki: Yes, I would hafta agree. *bats her eyes at Ferio* Ah, so, Ferio, what do you LOVE to do?
Ferio: *grins sideways* Well, Yuki-chan, I really love to take Fuu in my arms and kiss her and- *turns red* Ah... ANYWAY! I love to sleep. I just love sleeping.
Miyuki: Yeah, I like sleeping too...
Ferio: *still red* Well, ah, heh, Yuki-chan... I'll just call you Miyuki, I gotta run, time for my, uh, afternoon nap.. Yeah, heh... *runs offstage*
Miyuki: Ja ne, Ferio.... *sighs* Weeell, anyway, we will go to commercial (the show is long enough now), and when we get back, it's my turn to interview Fujin!!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
BUY MY GREAT CAR!!!
EAT AT MY RESTRAUNT!!!
WATCH THIS SHOW NEXT TUESDAY!!!
TAKE THIS MEDICINE TO MAKE WOMEN WANT YOU!!!
BACK TO MIYUKI!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAY!!!!!
*END COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Miyuki: YAY! We're back, and I'm all ready for our next interview... Fujin! Ladies and gentlemen, FUJIN!!!! *APPLAUSE*
Fujin: *walks out and sits in a chair* HELLO.
Miyuki: Hello to you as well, Fujin! How are you tonight?
Fujin: GOOD.
Miyuki: Great!! Okay, first question, why do you stick with Seifer through so much of the game, then leave him?
Fujin: CRAZY.
Miyuki: Ooooh. Yeah, I know a few crazy people. Like this vampire guy.. Woo! He's nuts! So is this hand thingy... It's nuts too. Anyway, what is your favorite food?
Fujin: CHOCOLATE.
Miyuki: Ooh, I like chocolate too!! Why do you like it?
Fujin: HYPER.
Miyuki: It makes me hyper too!! *giggles* That's why Kumu-kun usually doesn't give me chocolate. He gives me KFC cos I like it.
Fujin: KFC? LIKE.
Miyuki: You too?! Isn't chicken great?
Fujin: *shakes head* NOT CHICKEN. CHOCOBO. KENTUCKY FRIED CHOCOBO.
Miyuki: *in shock* YOU EAT CHOCOBOS?! GO! NOW!!! YOU CANNOT STAY ON MY SHOW IF YOU EAT KAWAII LITTLE CHOCOBOS! THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU!!!!!
Fujin: Well, FINE then! I'll just go hang with Seifer and Rajin! They're my posse! *walks offstage in a storm*
Miyuki: BYE!! *turns happy again* After this commercial guest, our MYSTERY GUEST!! *APPLAUSE*
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
DRINK MY DRINK!!!
BUY THIS CD!!!
WATCH THIS SHOW NEXT TUESDAY!!!
BUY THIS COMPUTER!!!
EAT THIS CANDY!!!
BACK TO MIYUKI!!!
*END COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Miyuki: Wai wai, we're back!! Now, this next guest is an interesting fellow! Welcome our Mysterious Guest--Shirou Kamui!!!
Kamui: *walks out, looks at the stage before sitting down* Nice job on the stage.
Miyuki: Thank you!!
Kamui: ...It was my destiny.
Miyuki: SUGOI!! So, Kamui, do you like watching T.V.?
Kamui: I don't do it often, why?
Miyuki: Do you watch my show?
Kamui: No.
Miyuki: Why?
Kamui: Because.
Miyuki: STOP IT!!! We're starting to sound like that screwy Fujin chick!
Kamui: Okay. I don't watch your show, no.
Miyuki: Why doncha?
Kamui: Because I have to save the world from destruction from my former best friend.
Miyuki: How come?
Kamui: It's my destiny.
Miyuki: You're destiny?
Kamui: ...Yes... My destiny was foreordained.
Miyuki: That still doesn't mean you can't watch the best show in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!! MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! *APPLAUSE*
Kamui: Well, would you rather die?
Miyuki: No...
Kamui: Well then. I can't watch your show unless you want to die...
Miyuki: Oh... Well, you're strange...
Kamui: I get that often.
Miyuki: Do you have a girlfriend?
Kamui: She was murdered by her brother and my former best friend.
Miyuki: Same guy who is trying to destroy the world and keep you from watching my WONDERFUL show?
Kamui: Yes, same guy.
Miyuki: Oh... So do you have a girlfriend?
Kamui: No...
Miyuki: I'm a girlfriend, so don't bother asking!!
Kamui: ...Okay, then...
Miyuki: Wanna go get pizza?
Kamui: What about your--
Miyuki: He works there. We can all eat pizza together!!
Kamui: Okay. *Kamui and Miyuki get up and go to Cloud's Pizza Palor for the best pizza in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD!! MWAH-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! Ahem. Sorry.*
Camera Guy Bob: *popping in front of the camera* Uh... Dat's all. See yas all next week, guess... *The screen goes black.*
Their destinies were foreordained.
Miyuki Inakamono
by Miyuki Inakamono
*The stage is black, all the lights off, suddenly they flick on, revealing a stage with black furniture, black curtains... To be frank, it's very gothic. A girl walks out*
Miyuki: ... I have just had the strangest experience of my entire life. I have just been eaten and barfed up by a hand. A hand. A FREAKING HAND!!!!!! ... But let us put the past behind us!! Today, we are blessed to have a THEME, and a buncha guests!!! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the lady who will preform our opening theme--SHINOHARA TOMOE!!!! YAAAAY!!! *Shinohara Tomoe comes out, and sings the wondermus song "Alligator" as the opening to Miyuki Interviews! at Miyuki's request. Afterwards, she screams and runs off the stage.* YAY! Shinohara-sama!! She's great, ne? And so kawaii sugoi, na no da!! As I said, we have more than one guest today to celebrate my return! My first guest tonight will be Prince Ferio of Cephiro!!! *APPLAUSE* Then, we get a wonderful invigorating-whatever THAT means-interview with Fujin! COOL. *giggles, APPLAUSE* Okay, today, check out the stage. Spiffy, hu? Well, this is at the request of our last guest, who also says he has a really big surprise for us... AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS!! Do you wanna know? Okay, I'll tell you! The surprise is that we don't know who he is!! YAY!!!!! *APPLAUSE* Okay, everyone, give a big hand for our first guest, FERIO!!!!
Ferio: *walks out, looking hot as usual* Hey, Miyuki. How's it going?
Miyuki: *all stary eyed* Wow... Ah, heh, I'm fine! Okay, heh, first question for the bishonen!
Ferio: Hey, thanks.
Miyuki: You're welcome... *in a daze, suddenly shakes her head out of it* Ah, okay! First question, what do you love?
Ferio: Hm... Lemme think... Deffinatly sleep. Love sleep. *under his breath* And Fuu, but that's another story...
Miyuki: SUGOI! Sleep is a great thing. Next, what do you hate?
Ferio: Hu, another hard one... Well, Miyuki, can I call you Yuki-chan?
Miyuki: *in a daze again* Suuuure....
Ferio: Okay, well, Yuki-chan, I guess I have to say I hate not sleeping. That's just not Fuu. I mean, heh, fun. Yeah, fun. I like that too, fun, yeah. Fun is a good thing.
Miyuki: Yes, I would hafta agree. *bats her eyes at Ferio* Ah, so, Ferio, what do you LOVE to do?
Ferio: *grins sideways* Well, Yuki-chan, I really love to take Fuu in my arms and kiss her and- *turns red* Ah... ANYWAY! I love to sleep. I just love sleeping.
Miyuki: Yeah, I like sleeping too...
Ferio: *still red* Well, ah, heh, Yuki-chan... I'll just call you Miyuki, I gotta run, time for my, uh, afternoon nap.. Yeah, heh... *runs offstage*
Miyuki: Ja ne, Ferio.... *sighs* Weeell, anyway, we will go to commercial (the show is long enough now), and when we get back, it's my turn to interview Fujin!!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
BUY MY GREAT CAR!!!
EAT AT MY RESTRAUNT!!!
WATCH THIS SHOW NEXT TUESDAY!!!
TAKE THIS MEDICINE TO MAKE WOMEN WANT YOU!!!
BACK TO MIYUKI!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAY!!!!!
*END COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Miyuki: YAY! We're back, and I'm all ready for our next interview... Fujin! Ladies and gentlemen, FUJIN!!!! *APPLAUSE*
Fujin: *walks out and sits in a chair* HELLO.
Miyuki: Hello to you as well, Fujin! How are you tonight?
Fujin: GOOD.
Miyuki: Great!! Okay, first question, why do you stick with Seifer through so much of the game, then leave him?
Fujin: CRAZY.
Miyuki: Ooooh. Yeah, I know a few crazy people. Like this vampire guy.. Woo! He's nuts! So is this hand thingy... It's nuts too. Anyway, what is your favorite food?
Fujin: CHOCOLATE.
Miyuki: Ooh, I like chocolate too!! Why do you like it?
Fujin: HYPER.
Miyuki: It makes me hyper too!! *giggles* That's why Kumu-kun usually doesn't give me chocolate. He gives me KFC cos I like it.
Fujin: KFC? LIKE.
Miyuki: You too?! Isn't chicken great?
Fujin: *shakes head* NOT CHICKEN. CHOCOBO. KENTUCKY FRIED CHOCOBO.
Miyuki: *in shock* YOU EAT CHOCOBOS?! GO! NOW!!! YOU CANNOT STAY ON MY SHOW IF YOU EAT KAWAII LITTLE CHOCOBOS! THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU!!!!!
Fujin: Well, FINE then! I'll just go hang with Seifer and Rajin! They're my posse! *walks offstage in a storm*
Miyuki: BYE!! *turns happy again* After this commercial guest, our MYSTERY GUEST!! *APPLAUSE*
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
DRINK MY DRINK!!!
BUY THIS CD!!!
WATCH THIS SHOW NEXT TUESDAY!!!
BUY THIS COMPUTER!!!
EAT THIS CANDY!!!
BACK TO MIYUKI!!!
*END COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Miyuki: Wai wai, we're back!! Now, this next guest is an interesting fellow! Welcome our Mysterious Guest--Shirou Kamui!!!
Kamui: *walks out, looks at the stage before sitting down* Nice job on the stage.
Miyuki: Thank you!!
Kamui: ...It was my destiny.
Miyuki: SUGOI!! So, Kamui, do you like watching T.V.?
Kamui: I don't do it often, why?
Miyuki: Do you watch my show?
Kamui: No.
Miyuki: Why?
Kamui: Because.
Miyuki: STOP IT!!! We're starting to sound like that screwy Fujin chick!
Kamui: Okay. I don't watch your show, no.
Miyuki: Why doncha?
Kamui: Because I have to save the world from destruction from my former best friend.
Miyuki: How come?
Kamui: It's my destiny.
Miyuki: You're destiny?
Kamui: ...Yes... My destiny was foreordained.
Miyuki: That still doesn't mean you can't watch the best show in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!! MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! *APPLAUSE*
Kamui: Well, would you rather die?
Miyuki: No...
Kamui: Well then. I can't watch your show unless you want to die...
Miyuki: Oh... Well, you're strange...
Kamui: I get that often.
Miyuki: Do you have a girlfriend?
Kamui: She was murdered by her brother and my former best friend.
Miyuki: Same guy who is trying to destroy the world and keep you from watching my WONDERFUL show?
Kamui: Yes, same guy.
Miyuki: Oh... So do you have a girlfriend?
Kamui: No...
Miyuki: I'm a girlfriend, so don't bother asking!!
Kamui: ...Okay, then...
Miyuki: Wanna go get pizza?
Kamui: What about your--
Miyuki: He works there. We can all eat pizza together!!
Kamui: Okay. *Kamui and Miyuki get up and go to Cloud's Pizza Palor for the best pizza in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD!! MWAH-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! Ahem. Sorry.*
Camera Guy Bob: *popping in front of the camera* Uh... Dat's all. See yas all next week, guess... *The screen goes black.*
Their destinies were foreordained.
Miyuki Inakamono