Team Rocket Theme Song

by Retroactive Definition

I thought this up in 1 minute. It's strange. Anyways, it's sung to the tune of the Orange League theme song.

So you wanna be a theif of Po-ke-mon!
Do you even want to be number 1?
You're gonna hafta take a test, and try to be real bold!
Get your coat and mittens and try not to get too cold!
Go and capture an Ar-tic-uno!
But don't go looking for Mew, oh no!
You coudn't capture it? We'll let that slide!
You're perfect for Team Rocket because you lied!
WE ALL LIVE IN A TEAM ROCKET WORLD!
TEAM ROCK-ET!