Shoujo Kakumei Utena Otakufic OAV
Episode 1: "Crossed"
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rinbu Revolution
Scene: The auditorium of Roosevelt Hell School. The students and faculty have been gathered for a mandatory special assembly. Samantha Carlson and Sarah Manis sit far in the back, observing the stage from an easy viewpoint.
Sarah: I can't believe we're having an assembly so soon after school's started. It's only been, what, a couple of weeks or so.
Samantha: [yawns] I know, but whatever gets me out of Spanish for at least a few minutes is fine by me.
Mr. Paz: Alright everyone, settle down. This won't take very long. As you know, Mr. Todd recently resigned as Roosevelt's principal to pursue...*ahem* other interests.
Samantha and Sarah: [giggle]
Mr. Paz: ...and the entire Student Council is participating in the foreign exchange student program with another school in Japan. Coincidentally enough, Mr. Todd's replacement also comes from this school. He is, or rather was, the Deputy Trustee Chairman of the prestigious Ohtori Academy in Japan -
Samantha: Shimatta, it just couldn't be...Sarah, did you hear what he said?
Sarah: [finger pressed to her lips] Shh...listen.
Mr. Paz: Akio Ohtori. [steps off the stage as Akio takes the mic. The audible thunk of female jaws hitting the floor echoes throughout the auditorium]
Samantha: [buries her face in her hands] Great, up until now, I was only *mildly* convinced that I lived in the seventh layer of Hell. Now I'm sure of it.
Sarah: Hey, he's cute! Why can't we have more teachers that look like him?
Samantha: [wide-eyed] Were you listening to anything Paz said? It's Akio Ohtori. Think about that.
Sarah: He's better looking than Sam, even!
Samantha: [losing her patience] Sarah, look! There goes Mr. Melsha in a Speedo!
Sarah: WHERE? [disappointed] Ohhh...that was cruel. Anyway, what were you saying?
Samantha: Glad to have brought you back to reality. Remember what I was telling you the other day at bowling about "Utena"? Anshi's brother, Akio? Come on, you can't just forget something that easily!
Sarah: [turns up her nose and makes a face] ...Ick. But that's impossible! He can't be the same one, this isn't an anime.
Samantha: Exactly! But this too big to be a coincidence. However, we don't know how he got here or why. Either way, this can't be good.
Akio: ...and now here is the replacement Student Council for the duration of Roosevelt's stay at Ohtori.
Sarah: The hell? They're here, too?
Akio: Touga Kiryuu, President; Kyouichi Saionji, Vice President; Juri Arisugawa, Treasurer; Miki Kaoru, Minutes Keeper; and Anthy Himemiya, Officer.
Samantha: Well, wherever Anshi is, Utena can't be far behind. Oh there she is, that tuft of bright pink hair in the front.
Chu chu: [goes running past the two] Chuu! Chu chu, chu!
Sarah: [shocked] Please tell me this is a dream...
Samantha: [sighs] If only we were that lucky.
Akio: [smirking] As your new principal, I'll do everything in my power to make you feel as...comfortable...as possible.
Samantha: [just glares at him]
Scene: 7th period Algebra II. Samantha is busy solving some warm up equations when a student aide, Kozue, hands the teacher a slip of paper. It tells Samantha to go the principal's office.
Samantha: **I hate my life.**
Scene: Akio's office. The room is empty, so she takes a look around at the surroundings. Several maps of the constellations are hung upon the walls and a pair of white leather chairs face a broad mahogany desk.
Samantha: **Unbelievable. Not even here a day and already he's made himself at home.** [starts to take a seat in one of the chairs, but thinks better of it] **Maybe I'll just stand.**
Akio: [walks in] Won't you have a seat?
Samantha: Uh, no thanks. I'm perfectly comfortable standing, really. You wanted to see me, sir?
Akio: Well, Samantha, as one of Roosevelt's brightest students, I think it would suit your talents better if you were to join the Student Council.
Samantha: What about one of the others? I'm surely not the smartest here.
Akio: Those students with an A average were on Roosevelt's Student Council before, but are now attending Ohtori.
Samantha: [nervously] Oh yeah, that's right. Ah well, that is, I really can't change it now, can I? After all, my schedule is all arranged and --
Akio: [laughs] Don't be ridiculous, I'm sure it won't be a problem to switch a few classes. Now... [walks over to a filing cabinet and rummages around for something] Ah! Here we are, your Student Council uniform and Rose Signet, of course.
Samantha: [flatly] Of course.
Akio: You'll need to don that uniform right away, so I'll let you go. Don't want to miss anymore class, ne? [winks]
Samantha: [inadvertently blushes] Right, well thank you for your time, then. **Geez, this would only happen to me.**
Akio: [smiling] Surely.
Scene: 7th period Algebra II. Everyone stares in awe as Samantha wears a black Student Council uniform with matching hair and a sparkling Rose Signet upon her left ring finger.
Mrs. Kody: Um, Samantha...
Samantha: [shakes her head] Believe me, ma'am, you don't want to know.
Scene: Roosevelt parking lot. Samantha and Sarah are walking toward the latter's blue Ford.
Sarah: What in the world happened to your hair? And why are you wearing a Duelist's uniform?
Samantha: [sourly] Well, apparently, I am the newest addition to the Student Council according to "Principal Ohtori". My hair just sort of...changed after I put on the fuku. I guess it makes sense, though. I've never seen a Student Council member who didn't have matching hair to go with their suit. Today's events have just been too much for me.
Sarah: Why didn't you just decline his offer?
Samantha: Those who question the rules of the Student Council end up expelled or worse. Can you imagine what would happen if I questioned *him*?
Sarah: [sweatdrop] Question: By the way, just *how* did you fit into that? No offense, of course.
Samantha: S'ok. I'm not sure, myself. I suppose it molds your body into it. I mean, have you ever seen a fat Duelist? Anyway, I discovered something rather interesting, today. [pulls out Utena tankubon 1] Look at this.
Sarah: Look at what? It's all blank. [flips through it] Wait a sec, this is one of your Utena manga, right? I'd recognize Robert's teeth marks anywhere!
Samantha: Yup, you're right. But why is it blank? It's like someone just...erased...it... Akio must be behind this.
Sarah: [hears a honking behind her] Huh?
Akio: [pulls up next to them in the Akio-Car] Can I offer you two ladies a ride?
Sarah and Samantha: Eep! [both girls remember what a reputation the Akio-Car has]
Samantha: [quickly] Actually, we can't. We're really busy, right Sarah?
Sarah: Oh...! That's right, so sorry. Hehe...
Samantha: [smugly] Besides, wouldn't Kanae-san be rather upset with you for paying so much attention to us, or has her usefulness ran out already?
Akio: [narrows his eyes] How do you know about Kanae?
Samantha: Oh, I have my ways, Akio. Ja.
Sarah: [sarcastically] Oh, now *that* was smart! Now what, genius?
Samantha: Look, I'd rather turn down his offer and end up an enemy, then accept and end up a pawn.
Sarah: Maybe we're pawns already.
Preview of Next Episode
Samantha: I hate Mondays. Nothing good *ever* comes of them!
Sarah: That's not necessarily true. What about--or how about--damn it!
Samantha: Hah, see?
Sarah: Oh, never mind that. So, are you coming to bowling tonight?
Samantha: Of course. At least it's somewhat of a way to relax after this messed up day.
Sarah: Next time on "Shoujo Kakumei Utena": "Curiouser and Curiouser".
Closing Theme: Truth
Author Notes: Yes, this *is* a blatant self-insertion, but don't worry, my ego doesn't have a field day with this fic. I end up being the butt of a lot of the jokes, anyway. As always, reviews, flames, and MSTs are greatly appreciated!
e-mail: bara_no_miko@ohtoriacademy.com
Episode 1: "Crossed"
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rinbu Revolution
Scene: The auditorium of Roosevelt Hell School. The students and faculty have been gathered for a mandatory special assembly. Samantha Carlson and Sarah Manis sit far in the back, observing the stage from an easy viewpoint.
Sarah: I can't believe we're having an assembly so soon after school's started. It's only been, what, a couple of weeks or so.
Samantha: [yawns] I know, but whatever gets me out of Spanish for at least a few minutes is fine by me.
Mr. Paz: Alright everyone, settle down. This won't take very long. As you know, Mr. Todd recently resigned as Roosevelt's principal to pursue...*ahem* other interests.
Samantha and Sarah: [giggle]
Mr. Paz: ...and the entire Student Council is participating in the foreign exchange student program with another school in Japan. Coincidentally enough, Mr. Todd's replacement also comes from this school. He is, or rather was, the Deputy Trustee Chairman of the prestigious Ohtori Academy in Japan -
Samantha: Shimatta, it just couldn't be...Sarah, did you hear what he said?
Sarah: [finger pressed to her lips] Shh...listen.
Mr. Paz: Akio Ohtori. [steps off the stage as Akio takes the mic. The audible thunk of female jaws hitting the floor echoes throughout the auditorium]
Samantha: [buries her face in her hands] Great, up until now, I was only *mildly* convinced that I lived in the seventh layer of Hell. Now I'm sure of it.
Sarah: Hey, he's cute! Why can't we have more teachers that look like him?
Samantha: [wide-eyed] Were you listening to anything Paz said? It's Akio Ohtori. Think about that.
Sarah: He's better looking than Sam, even!
Samantha: [losing her patience] Sarah, look! There goes Mr. Melsha in a Speedo!
Sarah: WHERE? [disappointed] Ohhh...that was cruel. Anyway, what were you saying?
Samantha: Glad to have brought you back to reality. Remember what I was telling you the other day at bowling about "Utena"? Anshi's brother, Akio? Come on, you can't just forget something that easily!
Sarah: [turns up her nose and makes a face] ...Ick. But that's impossible! He can't be the same one, this isn't an anime.
Samantha: Exactly! But this too big to be a coincidence. However, we don't know how he got here or why. Either way, this can't be good.
Akio: ...and now here is the replacement Student Council for the duration of Roosevelt's stay at Ohtori.
Sarah: The hell? They're here, too?
Akio: Touga Kiryuu, President; Kyouichi Saionji, Vice President; Juri Arisugawa, Treasurer; Miki Kaoru, Minutes Keeper; and Anthy Himemiya, Officer.
Samantha: Well, wherever Anshi is, Utena can't be far behind. Oh there she is, that tuft of bright pink hair in the front.
Chu chu: [goes running past the two] Chuu! Chu chu, chu!
Sarah: [shocked] Please tell me this is a dream...
Samantha: [sighs] If only we were that lucky.
Akio: [smirking] As your new principal, I'll do everything in my power to make you feel as...comfortable...as possible.
Samantha: [just glares at him]
Scene: 7th period Algebra II. Samantha is busy solving some warm up equations when a student aide, Kozue, hands the teacher a slip of paper. It tells Samantha to go the principal's office.
Samantha: **I hate my life.**
Scene: Akio's office. The room is empty, so she takes a look around at the surroundings. Several maps of the constellations are hung upon the walls and a pair of white leather chairs face a broad mahogany desk.
Samantha: **Unbelievable. Not even here a day and already he's made himself at home.** [starts to take a seat in one of the chairs, but thinks better of it] **Maybe I'll just stand.**
Akio: [walks in] Won't you have a seat?
Samantha: Uh, no thanks. I'm perfectly comfortable standing, really. You wanted to see me, sir?
Akio: Well, Samantha, as one of Roosevelt's brightest students, I think it would suit your talents better if you were to join the Student Council.
Samantha: What about one of the others? I'm surely not the smartest here.
Akio: Those students with an A average were on Roosevelt's Student Council before, but are now attending Ohtori.
Samantha: [nervously] Oh yeah, that's right. Ah well, that is, I really can't change it now, can I? After all, my schedule is all arranged and --
Akio: [laughs] Don't be ridiculous, I'm sure it won't be a problem to switch a few classes. Now... [walks over to a filing cabinet and rummages around for something] Ah! Here we are, your Student Council uniform and Rose Signet, of course.
Samantha: [flatly] Of course.
Akio: You'll need to don that uniform right away, so I'll let you go. Don't want to miss anymore class, ne? [winks]
Samantha: [inadvertently blushes] Right, well thank you for your time, then. **Geez, this would only happen to me.**
Akio: [smiling] Surely.
Scene: 7th period Algebra II. Everyone stares in awe as Samantha wears a black Student Council uniform with matching hair and a sparkling Rose Signet upon her left ring finger.
Mrs. Kody: Um, Samantha...
Samantha: [shakes her head] Believe me, ma'am, you don't want to know.
Scene: Roosevelt parking lot. Samantha and Sarah are walking toward the latter's blue Ford.
Sarah: What in the world happened to your hair? And why are you wearing a Duelist's uniform?
Samantha: [sourly] Well, apparently, I am the newest addition to the Student Council according to "Principal Ohtori". My hair just sort of...changed after I put on the fuku. I guess it makes sense, though. I've never seen a Student Council member who didn't have matching hair to go with their suit. Today's events have just been too much for me.
Sarah: Why didn't you just decline his offer?
Samantha: Those who question the rules of the Student Council end up expelled or worse. Can you imagine what would happen if I questioned *him*?
Sarah: [sweatdrop] Question: By the way, just *how* did you fit into that? No offense, of course.
Samantha: S'ok. I'm not sure, myself. I suppose it molds your body into it. I mean, have you ever seen a fat Duelist? Anyway, I discovered something rather interesting, today. [pulls out Utena tankubon 1] Look at this.
Sarah: Look at what? It's all blank. [flips through it] Wait a sec, this is one of your Utena manga, right? I'd recognize Robert's teeth marks anywhere!
Samantha: Yup, you're right. But why is it blank? It's like someone just...erased...it... Akio must be behind this.
Sarah: [hears a honking behind her] Huh?
Akio: [pulls up next to them in the Akio-Car] Can I offer you two ladies a ride?
Sarah and Samantha: Eep! [both girls remember what a reputation the Akio-Car has]
Samantha: [quickly] Actually, we can't. We're really busy, right Sarah?
Sarah: Oh...! That's right, so sorry. Hehe...
Samantha: [smugly] Besides, wouldn't Kanae-san be rather upset with you for paying so much attention to us, or has her usefulness ran out already?
Akio: [narrows his eyes] How do you know about Kanae?
Samantha: Oh, I have my ways, Akio. Ja.
Sarah: [sarcastically] Oh, now *that* was smart! Now what, genius?
Samantha: Look, I'd rather turn down his offer and end up an enemy, then accept and end up a pawn.
Sarah: Maybe we're pawns already.
Preview of Next Episode
Samantha: I hate Mondays. Nothing good *ever* comes of them!
Sarah: That's not necessarily true. What about--or how about--damn it!
Samantha: Hah, see?
Sarah: Oh, never mind that. So, are you coming to bowling tonight?
Samantha: Of course. At least it's somewhat of a way to relax after this messed up day.
Sarah: Next time on "Shoujo Kakumei Utena": "Curiouser and Curiouser".
Closing Theme: Truth
Author Notes: Yes, this *is* a blatant self-insertion, but don't worry, my ego doesn't have a field day with this fic. I end up being the butt of a lot of the jokes, anyway. As always, reviews, flames, and MSTs are greatly appreciated!
e-mail: bara_no_miko@ohtoriacademy.com