Shoujo Kakumei Utena Otakufic OAV
Episode 2: "Curiouser and Curiouser"
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rinbu Revolution
Scene: Sarah and Samantha are driving to the former's OCS league.
Sarah: So, any ideas as to why we have bizarre anime characters roaming the halls of Roosevelt?
Samantha: Not a clue. But things just keep getting stranger and stranger. Any merchandise I had with Utena on it is completely blank, CD's included. I started to go online last night, y'know inform the "Utena community" of what was going on, but...
Sarah: But what?
Samantha: There is no community anymore. No websites, image galleries, etc. I posted our dilemma on a few Sailormoon boards, but nobody knew what I was talking about. It was like it never existed.
Sarah: We still remember it, though. I wonder why.
Samantha: Probably because I'm totally obsessed with it is why I haven't "forgotten". You may have a harder time since you don't watch it as often. Forgetting about Akio is a very bad thing. [shudders]
Sarah: [nods in agreement] Mm-hm. I guess we'll just have to avoid him until we figure something out.
Samantha: Easier said than done. After all, this is Akio we're talking about.
Scene: AMF Wonder Bowl. Sarah is close to finishing her third game while Samantha sits nearby to lend encouragement.
Sarah: [comes walking up] Geez, Josie is so annoying lately.
Samantha: What did she do this time?
Sarah: Oh, not much. Being Josie, that's all.
Samantha: [laughs] Hey, it's better than being at school with that...*ahem* "principal" of ours.
Akio: [taps her on the shoulder] Did I hear my name mentioned?
Sarah and Samantha: [both turn around quickly and "Eep!" loudly]
Sarah: Damn it, don't sneak up on a person like that!
Samantha: [annoyed] What the hell are you doing here, any-- oh wait, you're Akio.
Akio: [feigning innocence] I'm wounded, you make it sound as though I have some ulterior motive.
Sarah: [sarcastically] Like you don't.
Samantha: [metaphoric lightbulb goes off] Say...you wanna bug someone, Akio? Why don't you try that girl with the short brown hair and glasses over there? I hear she wanted to see "The Ends of the World".
Akio: [interested] Did she now? How intriguing. [leaves]
Sarah: That was really sneaky. I like it.
Samantha: Thanks. That's what Josie gets for..um, being her, I guess.
Josie: [walks up with Akio]: Say, Sarah, could you collect the recap sheets for me? Akio here wants to take me for a drive.
Sarah: [trying to keep a straight face] Hehe, sure thing, Josie...
Akio: [whispers in Samantha's ear] I take it you'll be going for a ride later, then.
Samantha: [alarmed] No, I most certainly will not!
Josie: Will not what, Sami?
Akio: Yes, will not what?
Samantha: [nervously] Nothing, not a thing! [sweatdrop]
Sarah: [stifling a laugh] Have fun, you two. [Akio and Josie finally leave and Sarah collapses in a fit of laughter]
Samantha: [miserably] This really bites.
Sarah: Just what did Akio ask you, anyway?
Samantha: Oh, just trying to get me to go for a ride in the Akio-Car. I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have let on about my knowledge of him.
Sarah: Something's occurred to me. Since we're in high school, why are Utena, Anthy, Miki, etc. attending, too? They're all in lower grades.
Samantha: Right, you are. I guess that's the magic of Akio. You never know what he'll do next.
Sarah: ...or who for that matter.
Samantha: [gives a half-hearted laugh] Yeah, but it's still all so very troubling. What will become of us eventually? In the series, no one who attended Ohtori ever grew up.
Sarah: A state of perpetual youth with no end in sight. It's sickening.
Scene: Monday morning at Roosevelt. Samantha and Edith are sitting on a bench chatting idly about the weekend.
Edith: [concerned] Sami? Are you okay? You look beat.
Samantha: [groggily] Yeah, I haven't slept well at all this past weekend. Something keeps disrupting my relatively quiet sleep patterns.
Edith: [slyly] Might it be about a guy, perhaps?
Samantha: Ick...s'pose so...but I'd rather not talk about it. If you want to know, ask Sarah. She may be having the same problem as me.
Sarah: [walks up angrily] You're damn right I am! I swear, I am going to kill him if he does this again!
Samantha: Uh-oh, what happened? Were you deprived of your beauty sleep as well?
Sarah: [sits down] No. The other day, when Sam and I were talking, I thought for a second that I was talking to...him. Sam's face just sort of changed for a brief moment.
Edith: Who is this "him" person?
Samantha: [oblivious] That bastard...
Edith: For the last time, who?!
Samantha: [coughs] Well, it's probably best if we didn't say. I don't want you mixed up in our troubles, too, Edith.
Akio: My students are troubled? Why whatever about?
Sarah: [quickly] Gee, and I was just leaving. See ya, Sami! [dashes off]
Samantha: [shouting] Come back here, you traitor!
Akio: [puts arm around Samantha's shoulders] Now, what seems to be the matter?
Samantha: [coldly] Don't touch me. Come on, Edith. [the two girls get up and leave]
Edith: [dazed] Err...what was that?
Samantha: That was the problem I was speaking of.
Edith: The principal? Righhht...
Samantha: It's okay if you don't believe me, I wouldn't be surprised if they threw me in the crazy house right about now.
Scene: Hallway. Samantha has been sent to run an errand for one of her teachers, but takes one of the corners a bit too sharply and runs into someone, causing her to fall to the ground.
Samantha: Ouch! Damn...that really hurt. [rubs her ankle]
Akio: Ah, so we meet again, Samantha. Fate seems to have brought us together once more.
Samantha: [sarcastically] Fate? Is that what you're calling yourself these days? [begins to stand up, her ankle is sprained badly so she ends up right back on the floor] Oh, this is just perfect.
Akio: [extends his hand to her] Come on, I've got something in my office I can bandage up that ankle with.
Samantha: [stands up with his help] Thanks just the same, but I think I'll hobble over to the nurse's office.
Akio: Actually, she's at lunch at the moment.
Samantha: [flatly] My, how utterly convenient.
Akio: That ankle won't take long to bandage. How about it?
Samantha: [sigh] Fine, I might as well. It's a lot easier than having to hop on one foot for the rest of the day. **This better not be "No Tell Motel" all over again.**
Scene: Akio's office. The two white leather chairs have since been replaced with a couch of the same color and material. There are also several maps of the constellations hanging upon the wall.
Akio: [finishes bandaging Samantha's ankle] Let me ask you something: How do you know about Kanae as well as me?
Samantha: That, unfortunately, will have to remain my little secret for now, Akio.
Akio: [puts his face close to hers] Well, who else knows about this "secret"?
Samantha: Just one other person, but I'm not about to tell you who. I know what you're capable of.
Akio: Really? I don't thing you have any idea...
Samantha: [warily attempts to get up, but Akio doesn't let her] *ahem* I do have to return to class sometime this century.
Akio: Now why would you want to do that? After all, you have all the time in the world...to attend class.
Samantha: [angrily] I refuse to succumb to your perverse little mind games, Akio! [leaves quickly]
Akio: **It appears she may be more difficult than the others. Not for long, though.**
Preview of Next Episode
Sarah: Well, it looks like Akio's been up to no good...again.
Samantha: Besides the obvious reasons, how can you tell?
Sarah: You mean you haven't noticed that half the female population of Roosevelt has bandaged left ankles?
Samantha: No, I hadn't, but that doesn't necessarily mean--
Sarah: Say, are you limping?
Samantha: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: "Seitokai Revisited!"
Sarah: Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku.
Closing Theme: Truth
Episode 2: "Curiouser and Curiouser"
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rinbu Revolution
Scene: Sarah and Samantha are driving to the former's OCS league.
Sarah: So, any ideas as to why we have bizarre anime characters roaming the halls of Roosevelt?
Samantha: Not a clue. But things just keep getting stranger and stranger. Any merchandise I had with Utena on it is completely blank, CD's included. I started to go online last night, y'know inform the "Utena community" of what was going on, but...
Sarah: But what?
Samantha: There is no community anymore. No websites, image galleries, etc. I posted our dilemma on a few Sailormoon boards, but nobody knew what I was talking about. It was like it never existed.
Sarah: We still remember it, though. I wonder why.
Samantha: Probably because I'm totally obsessed with it is why I haven't "forgotten". You may have a harder time since you don't watch it as often. Forgetting about Akio is a very bad thing. [shudders]
Sarah: [nods in agreement] Mm-hm. I guess we'll just have to avoid him until we figure something out.
Samantha: Easier said than done. After all, this is Akio we're talking about.
Scene: AMF Wonder Bowl. Sarah is close to finishing her third game while Samantha sits nearby to lend encouragement.
Sarah: [comes walking up] Geez, Josie is so annoying lately.
Samantha: What did she do this time?
Sarah: Oh, not much. Being Josie, that's all.
Samantha: [laughs] Hey, it's better than being at school with that...*ahem* "principal" of ours.
Akio: [taps her on the shoulder] Did I hear my name mentioned?
Sarah and Samantha: [both turn around quickly and "Eep!" loudly]
Sarah: Damn it, don't sneak up on a person like that!
Samantha: [annoyed] What the hell are you doing here, any-- oh wait, you're Akio.
Akio: [feigning innocence] I'm wounded, you make it sound as though I have some ulterior motive.
Sarah: [sarcastically] Like you don't.
Samantha: [metaphoric lightbulb goes off] Say...you wanna bug someone, Akio? Why don't you try that girl with the short brown hair and glasses over there? I hear she wanted to see "The Ends of the World".
Akio: [interested] Did she now? How intriguing. [leaves]
Sarah: That was really sneaky. I like it.
Samantha: Thanks. That's what Josie gets for..um, being her, I guess.
Josie: [walks up with Akio]: Say, Sarah, could you collect the recap sheets for me? Akio here wants to take me for a drive.
Sarah: [trying to keep a straight face] Hehe, sure thing, Josie...
Akio: [whispers in Samantha's ear] I take it you'll be going for a ride later, then.
Samantha: [alarmed] No, I most certainly will not!
Josie: Will not what, Sami?
Akio: Yes, will not what?
Samantha: [nervously] Nothing, not a thing! [sweatdrop]
Sarah: [stifling a laugh] Have fun, you two. [Akio and Josie finally leave and Sarah collapses in a fit of laughter]
Samantha: [miserably] This really bites.
Sarah: Just what did Akio ask you, anyway?
Samantha: Oh, just trying to get me to go for a ride in the Akio-Car. I'm beginning to think I shouldn't have let on about my knowledge of him.
Sarah: Something's occurred to me. Since we're in high school, why are Utena, Anthy, Miki, etc. attending, too? They're all in lower grades.
Samantha: Right, you are. I guess that's the magic of Akio. You never know what he'll do next.
Sarah: ...or who for that matter.
Samantha: [gives a half-hearted laugh] Yeah, but it's still all so very troubling. What will become of us eventually? In the series, no one who attended Ohtori ever grew up.
Sarah: A state of perpetual youth with no end in sight. It's sickening.
Scene: Monday morning at Roosevelt. Samantha and Edith are sitting on a bench chatting idly about the weekend.
Edith: [concerned] Sami? Are you okay? You look beat.
Samantha: [groggily] Yeah, I haven't slept well at all this past weekend. Something keeps disrupting my relatively quiet sleep patterns.
Edith: [slyly] Might it be about a guy, perhaps?
Samantha: Ick...s'pose so...but I'd rather not talk about it. If you want to know, ask Sarah. She may be having the same problem as me.
Sarah: [walks up angrily] You're damn right I am! I swear, I am going to kill him if he does this again!
Samantha: Uh-oh, what happened? Were you deprived of your beauty sleep as well?
Sarah: [sits down] No. The other day, when Sam and I were talking, I thought for a second that I was talking to...him. Sam's face just sort of changed for a brief moment.
Edith: Who is this "him" person?
Samantha: [oblivious] That bastard...
Edith: For the last time, who?!
Samantha: [coughs] Well, it's probably best if we didn't say. I don't want you mixed up in our troubles, too, Edith.
Akio: My students are troubled? Why whatever about?
Sarah: [quickly] Gee, and I was just leaving. See ya, Sami! [dashes off]
Samantha: [shouting] Come back here, you traitor!
Akio: [puts arm around Samantha's shoulders] Now, what seems to be the matter?
Samantha: [coldly] Don't touch me. Come on, Edith. [the two girls get up and leave]
Edith: [dazed] Err...what was that?
Samantha: That was the problem I was speaking of.
Edith: The principal? Righhht...
Samantha: It's okay if you don't believe me, I wouldn't be surprised if they threw me in the crazy house right about now.
Scene: Hallway. Samantha has been sent to run an errand for one of her teachers, but takes one of the corners a bit too sharply and runs into someone, causing her to fall to the ground.
Samantha: Ouch! Damn...that really hurt. [rubs her ankle]
Akio: Ah, so we meet again, Samantha. Fate seems to have brought us together once more.
Samantha: [sarcastically] Fate? Is that what you're calling yourself these days? [begins to stand up, her ankle is sprained badly so she ends up right back on the floor] Oh, this is just perfect.
Akio: [extends his hand to her] Come on, I've got something in my office I can bandage up that ankle with.
Samantha: [stands up with his help] Thanks just the same, but I think I'll hobble over to the nurse's office.
Akio: Actually, she's at lunch at the moment.
Samantha: [flatly] My, how utterly convenient.
Akio: That ankle won't take long to bandage. How about it?
Samantha: [sigh] Fine, I might as well. It's a lot easier than having to hop on one foot for the rest of the day. **This better not be "No Tell Motel" all over again.**
Scene: Akio's office. The two white leather chairs have since been replaced with a couch of the same color and material. There are also several maps of the constellations hanging upon the wall.
Akio: [finishes bandaging Samantha's ankle] Let me ask you something: How do you know about Kanae as well as me?
Samantha: That, unfortunately, will have to remain my little secret for now, Akio.
Akio: [puts his face close to hers] Well, who else knows about this "secret"?
Samantha: Just one other person, but I'm not about to tell you who. I know what you're capable of.
Akio: Really? I don't thing you have any idea...
Samantha: [warily attempts to get up, but Akio doesn't let her] *ahem* I do have to return to class sometime this century.
Akio: Now why would you want to do that? After all, you have all the time in the world...to attend class.
Samantha: [angrily] I refuse to succumb to your perverse little mind games, Akio! [leaves quickly]
Akio: **It appears she may be more difficult than the others. Not for long, though.**
Preview of Next Episode
Sarah: Well, it looks like Akio's been up to no good...again.
Samantha: Besides the obvious reasons, how can you tell?
Sarah: You mean you haven't noticed that half the female population of Roosevelt has bandaged left ankles?
Samantha: No, I hadn't, but that doesn't necessarily mean--
Sarah: Say, are you limping?
Samantha: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: "Seitokai Revisited!"
Sarah: Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku.
Closing Theme: Truth