Shoujo Kakumei Utena Otakufic 2
Episode 14 - "Bowled Over"
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rose is Rain
Scene: Ohtori Academy's fencing hall during practice. Samantha ineptly spars with a fellow student while Scott and Sarah are amused from the balcony above. The captain, Arisugawa Juri, gives instructions to the newest member of the club, Matt.
Juri: ...that's it, now just-
Matt: [interrupts her] Look, sword techniques are well and good, but what I need are scythe techniques. Got any of those?
Scott: [squeezes his eyes shut] Uh oh, he's a dead man.
Sarah: [busily scrawling on her arms with black permanent marker] Huh?
Scott: [sweatdrop] Never mind.
Juri: [annoyed] Hmph, with that attitude, I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did in your duel with Tenjou-kun! [abruptly leaves]
Samantha: [walks up] Dare I ask what you said to make Arisugawa-san so miffed?
Matt: [shrugs] Eh...chicks. [the rumble of various construction noises can be heard followed by a world shaking (evil chortle) explosion]
Sarah: [the shaking causes her to screw up the design on her hand] Aw, damn it! Now Mamo-chan's planetary sign looks like a smiley face on crack!
Scott: [gives a cursory glance at his watch] Yup, the daily bizarre occurrence is right on time. Wonder what it could be? Curry? Elephants? Maybe both?
Sarah: Well, you know the old saying, "Follow the smoke."
Scott: [blinks] Um, actually, I think it was "Follow the money."
Sarah: [gives a Minako-like nod] Right!
Scene: The elevator leading up to the Seitokai balcony. The president, Kiryuu Touga, stands alone inside.
Touga: If the egg's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born. [silhouettes of Juri and Miki appear] We are the chick; the egg is the world. [silhouettes of Saionji and Scott appear] If the world's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born. [silhouettes of Sarah and Samantha appear] Break the world's shell! [silhouettes of Rio and Matt appear]
All: [in unison] For the sake of Revolutionizing the World!
Scene: The Seitokai balcony, which is barer than usual. The members are reduced to sitting on the floor because there are no chairs of any kind.
Saionji: All right, just what in the name of Dios if going on around here? I may have missed a couple of meetings, but I *know* we used to have chairs.
Touga: Budget cutbacks. Rijichou has been investing in some new projects as of late, so the Seitokai has been forced to skimp a little.
Sarah: [giggles to herself as she carefully draws Tamahome's symbol on her arm] Tama-chan...
Samantha: [rolls her eyes] Would you give me that? [chucks the marker over the side of the balcony, never to be seen again]
Sarah: Damn you, I wasn't finished! Now it looks like I have something obscene drawn on me!
Samantha: [tries her hardest not to laugh, but to no avail]
Rio: These new projects wouldn't have anything to do with all that construction over by the Arena, would they?
Touga: Indeed. It hasn't been revealed what exactly it's going to be, but apparently it is recreational.
Scott: And knowing Ohtori-san, it's probably a mattress store.
All: [sweatdrop]
Scene: One of the academy's nondescript walls. Shadow girls A-ko and B-ko bob up and down while complaining about the noise from the construction.
A-ko: [holding her ears] My, such racket! Is there any point to this endless din?
B-ko: [cocks her head to one side] Is there any point to living in the past?
A-ko: Or sustaining a dead memory?
B-ko: Perhaps it's just an attempt at escapism!
Both: [mimicking prison guards] The prisoner must be apprehended! No one must be allowed to locate the labyrinth's exit!
~*Commercial Break*~
Scene: The newly built edifice adjacent to the dueling arena. The Student Council, plus Akio, stand outside just staring at it in puzzlement.
Akio: [proudly] Well, what do you think?
Sarah: [glances sideways at Samantha] What I think is that someone around here has been influencing the Rijichou's decisions...
Scott and Matt: [being the perverted fanboys they are, they immediately collapse into a fit of giggles]
Samantha: Grr... [wallops the two with her giant okonomiyaki spatula from hyperspace] ...ecchi.
Rio: [raises an eyebrow quizzically] She does have a point, Sami. You wouldn't have happened to been involved with the decision to erect a bowling alley on Ohtori, would you?
Akio: [laughs] The minute I start consulting this head case is the moment I buy a Buick! Besides, with so many excess members on the Student Council, I had to find an alternative source of revenue, ne?
Samantha: [flatly] Gee, thanks so much.
Saionji: [skeptically] We won't actually be expected to frequent this...how do I put it nicely...hole, will we?
Touga: But of course. What better way to garner publicity than to sponsor a tournament featuring Ohtori's beloved Seitokai members?
Juri: [sighs and rolls her eyes] Dios knows we have enough of them.
Scene: Inside the "Ohtori Bowl" the following evening. The Seitokai (as well as a few other key Utena cast members) is receiving their lane assignments while a large group of students watches interestedly from a set of bleachers.
Matt: [looking over his sheet] Hmm...lane 7. Lane 7! That sounds promising enough. I wonder who my partner is-[stops dead in his tracks as steps into the pit area only to find Arisugawa Juri tying her shoes] No way...
Juri: [looks up] Nani? You again?
Matt: [in a Kintaro-like voice] Oh no, the scary female is my bowling partner!
Scene: The following day at Ohtori (where else?). Sarah, Samantha, and Matt are seated at one of the tables near the back of the library. Matt is proudly polishing his newly won bowling trophy.
Matt: [smugly] Well, what do you think? Nice, ne?
Samantha: Definitely. [laughs] Gee, Sa-chan, before you know it, he'll be bowling as well as you!
Sarah: Eheh, I doubt I'll have to worry about that for a while...it sucks that we couldn't pick our partners, though. Do you have any idea how distracting it is to bowl with Kozue-chan hanging on all the guys?
Matt: [flatly] Hm, doesn't that sound familiar?
Sarah: [sweatdrop]
Samantha: [rises from her seat] Well, I'll see you two later. I've gotta be finishing up some homework. Ara, congratulate Arisugawa-san for me when you see her, ne? [leaves]
Scene: Utena, Anshi, and Samantha's room. Samantha tentatively opens the door only to find the room empty.
Samantha: [looking around] That's rather odd. I thought for sure that at least Utena-san would be here...[spots an obviously torn envelope that has been pieced together with tape on Utena's bed]Is it..? It couldn't be...[picks it up and notices the Rose Seal on the back. Samantha, dazed, just lets it float from her hands onto the floor]No...
Preview of Next Episode
Sarah: What do you mean it's too late?
Samantha: The duel called Revolution! It's started and we didn't even have time to warn Utena-san.
Scott: Hey, leave my Himemiya-san out of this!
Matt: Baka, did she *say* anything about your Himemiya?
Rio: Maybe we weren't supposed to warn her. If we had, it could have had serious repercussions!
Sean: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena 2: "Beginnings and Endings."
Jessica: Zettai Unmei: Mokushiroku.
Closing Theme: Kaze mo, Sora mo, Kitto
Author Notes: Not a very action packed episode, I know. But I did have fun with all the one-liners! ^_^ As for the Kintaro joke, if anybody's seen Golden Boy, then you know what I'm talking about. Ara, hopefully, I'll have "Meet the Cast" up soon in case anybody wants to know just what the hell we're on! As always, reviews, flames, and MSTs are greatly appreciated!
e-mail: bara_no_miko@ohtoriacademy.com
Episode 14 - "Bowled Over"
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rose is Rain
Scene: Ohtori Academy's fencing hall during practice. Samantha ineptly spars with a fellow student while Scott and Sarah are amused from the balcony above. The captain, Arisugawa Juri, gives instructions to the newest member of the club, Matt.
Juri: ...that's it, now just-
Matt: [interrupts her] Look, sword techniques are well and good, but what I need are scythe techniques. Got any of those?
Scott: [squeezes his eyes shut] Uh oh, he's a dead man.
Sarah: [busily scrawling on her arms with black permanent marker] Huh?
Scott: [sweatdrop] Never mind.
Juri: [annoyed] Hmph, with that attitude, I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did in your duel with Tenjou-kun! [abruptly leaves]
Samantha: [walks up] Dare I ask what you said to make Arisugawa-san so miffed?
Matt: [shrugs] Eh...chicks. [the rumble of various construction noises can be heard followed by a world shaking (evil chortle) explosion]
Sarah: [the shaking causes her to screw up the design on her hand] Aw, damn it! Now Mamo-chan's planetary sign looks like a smiley face on crack!
Scott: [gives a cursory glance at his watch] Yup, the daily bizarre occurrence is right on time. Wonder what it could be? Curry? Elephants? Maybe both?
Sarah: Well, you know the old saying, "Follow the smoke."
Scott: [blinks] Um, actually, I think it was "Follow the money."
Sarah: [gives a Minako-like nod] Right!
Scene: The elevator leading up to the Seitokai balcony. The president, Kiryuu Touga, stands alone inside.
Touga: If the egg's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born. [silhouettes of Juri and Miki appear] We are the chick; the egg is the world. [silhouettes of Saionji and Scott appear] If the world's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born. [silhouettes of Sarah and Samantha appear] Break the world's shell! [silhouettes of Rio and Matt appear]
All: [in unison] For the sake of Revolutionizing the World!
Scene: The Seitokai balcony, which is barer than usual. The members are reduced to sitting on the floor because there are no chairs of any kind.
Saionji: All right, just what in the name of Dios if going on around here? I may have missed a couple of meetings, but I *know* we used to have chairs.
Touga: Budget cutbacks. Rijichou has been investing in some new projects as of late, so the Seitokai has been forced to skimp a little.
Sarah: [giggles to herself as she carefully draws Tamahome's symbol on her arm] Tama-chan...
Samantha: [rolls her eyes] Would you give me that? [chucks the marker over the side of the balcony, never to be seen again]
Sarah: Damn you, I wasn't finished! Now it looks like I have something obscene drawn on me!
Samantha: [tries her hardest not to laugh, but to no avail]
Rio: These new projects wouldn't have anything to do with all that construction over by the Arena, would they?
Touga: Indeed. It hasn't been revealed what exactly it's going to be, but apparently it is recreational.
Scott: And knowing Ohtori-san, it's probably a mattress store.
All: [sweatdrop]
Scene: One of the academy's nondescript walls. Shadow girls A-ko and B-ko bob up and down while complaining about the noise from the construction.
A-ko: [holding her ears] My, such racket! Is there any point to this endless din?
B-ko: [cocks her head to one side] Is there any point to living in the past?
A-ko: Or sustaining a dead memory?
B-ko: Perhaps it's just an attempt at escapism!
Both: [mimicking prison guards] The prisoner must be apprehended! No one must be allowed to locate the labyrinth's exit!
~*Commercial Break*~
Scene: The newly built edifice adjacent to the dueling arena. The Student Council, plus Akio, stand outside just staring at it in puzzlement.
Akio: [proudly] Well, what do you think?
Sarah: [glances sideways at Samantha] What I think is that someone around here has been influencing the Rijichou's decisions...
Scott and Matt: [being the perverted fanboys they are, they immediately collapse into a fit of giggles]
Samantha: Grr... [wallops the two with her giant okonomiyaki spatula from hyperspace] ...ecchi.
Rio: [raises an eyebrow quizzically] She does have a point, Sami. You wouldn't have happened to been involved with the decision to erect a bowling alley on Ohtori, would you?
Akio: [laughs] The minute I start consulting this head case is the moment I buy a Buick! Besides, with so many excess members on the Student Council, I had to find an alternative source of revenue, ne?
Samantha: [flatly] Gee, thanks so much.
Saionji: [skeptically] We won't actually be expected to frequent this...how do I put it nicely...hole, will we?
Touga: But of course. What better way to garner publicity than to sponsor a tournament featuring Ohtori's beloved Seitokai members?
Juri: [sighs and rolls her eyes] Dios knows we have enough of them.
Scene: Inside the "Ohtori Bowl" the following evening. The Seitokai (as well as a few other key Utena cast members) is receiving their lane assignments while a large group of students watches interestedly from a set of bleachers.
Matt: [looking over his sheet] Hmm...lane 7. Lane 7! That sounds promising enough. I wonder who my partner is-[stops dead in his tracks as steps into the pit area only to find Arisugawa Juri tying her shoes] No way...
Juri: [looks up] Nani? You again?
Matt: [in a Kintaro-like voice] Oh no, the scary female is my bowling partner!
Scene: The following day at Ohtori (where else?). Sarah, Samantha, and Matt are seated at one of the tables near the back of the library. Matt is proudly polishing his newly won bowling trophy.
Matt: [smugly] Well, what do you think? Nice, ne?
Samantha: Definitely. [laughs] Gee, Sa-chan, before you know it, he'll be bowling as well as you!
Sarah: Eheh, I doubt I'll have to worry about that for a while...it sucks that we couldn't pick our partners, though. Do you have any idea how distracting it is to bowl with Kozue-chan hanging on all the guys?
Matt: [flatly] Hm, doesn't that sound familiar?
Sarah: [sweatdrop]
Samantha: [rises from her seat] Well, I'll see you two later. I've gotta be finishing up some homework. Ara, congratulate Arisugawa-san for me when you see her, ne? [leaves]
Scene: Utena, Anshi, and Samantha's room. Samantha tentatively opens the door only to find the room empty.
Samantha: [looking around] That's rather odd. I thought for sure that at least Utena-san would be here...[spots an obviously torn envelope that has been pieced together with tape on Utena's bed]Is it..? It couldn't be...[picks it up and notices the Rose Seal on the back. Samantha, dazed, just lets it float from her hands onto the floor]No...
Preview of Next Episode
Sarah: What do you mean it's too late?
Samantha: The duel called Revolution! It's started and we didn't even have time to warn Utena-san.
Scott: Hey, leave my Himemiya-san out of this!
Matt: Baka, did she *say* anything about your Himemiya?
Rio: Maybe we weren't supposed to warn her. If we had, it could have had serious repercussions!
Sean: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena 2: "Beginnings and Endings."
Jessica: Zettai Unmei: Mokushiroku.
Closing Theme: Kaze mo, Sora mo, Kitto
Author Notes: Not a very action packed episode, I know. But I did have fun with all the one-liners! ^_^ As for the Kintaro joke, if anybody's seen Golden Boy, then you know what I'm talking about. Ara, hopefully, I'll have "Meet the Cast" up soon in case anybody wants to know just what the hell we're on! As always, reviews, flames, and MSTs are greatly appreciated!
e-mail: bara_no_miko@ohtoriacademy.com