TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
Chapter 3: Just Another School Day
by SRV2K1
It's Gohan's second day of school. He hasn't quite learned the names of all his classmates, but he feels confident about today. "Bye, Mom", Gohan yelled after he ran out the door. He hopped on the Flying Nimbus, only to find his little brother, Goten. "Goten", Gohan tried to explain, "You have to back inside, now. I'm going to be late for school!"
"Well, why don't you just fly?" Goten asked, "You know you're faster than this cloud."
"That doesn't matter, Goten!" Gohan said impatiently, "Someone might see me, and know I have special powers!" Gohan then threw his brother off the cloud, and flew away on it.
Gohan arrived at school, just in time...again. He ran to his seat right before the bell rang. "Now, class", The teacher said, "Today we will study for tomorrow's test in History. Gohan, would you like to start us off?"
"Huh?" Gohan said.
"Read the chapter from where we left off yesterday." The teacher instructed.
"Oh", Gohan said, "There was an evil monster named Cell, and when he arrived on Earth, he demanded a tournament of the greatest fighters this planet had. Cell must not have counted on Mr. Satan living here, because Mr. Satan beat him. Although, at first, Mr. Satan was somehow defeated, he proclaimed that it was all a trick, and demanded a rematch. A man with large gold hair next challenged Cell, but failed. Then, a young boy (That's me, hehe!) stepped up, and did a good job, until Mr. Satan walked in, and beat Cell for him. (I pity the students here for having to listen to this garbage.)
"Very good, Gohan", Sharpener said, "Now would you like to go polish the teacher's apple?" The whole class laughed.
With a blank stare, Gohan replied, "Why? Is it dirty?" That only made the class laugh harder. (Why are they laughing?)
"Hey, Gohan", Erasa asked, "Would you like to play tennis with us during recreation?"
"No, way", Sharpener interrupted, "Gohan is playing football with the guys, right, Gohan?"
"I guess", Gohan answered.
"Finally," Sharpener thought, "This time I'll crush him for sure. The baseball plan didn't work, but this will, hehehehe."
It was time for recreation, and it was Gohan's team versus Sharpener's. Sharpener had the ball first. Sharpener schemed, "I know he's not on my team, but I'll throw the ball to Gohan, and watch him get creamed."
Sharpener threw it, and Gohan caught it. The whole team piled on Gohan, but he kept running. Sharpener just stood there with his jaw dropped three feet off his face. Gohan mpved his arm a little, an one blocker went flying right into Sharpener. He moved his other arm, and the rest of the team flew off, into the bleachers.
"What is wrong with this guy?" Sharpener asked himself, "What is he made of?"
Chapter 3: Just Another School Day
by SRV2K1
It's Gohan's second day of school. He hasn't quite learned the names of all his classmates, but he feels confident about today. "Bye, Mom", Gohan yelled after he ran out the door. He hopped on the Flying Nimbus, only to find his little brother, Goten. "Goten", Gohan tried to explain, "You have to back inside, now. I'm going to be late for school!"
"Well, why don't you just fly?" Goten asked, "You know you're faster than this cloud."
"That doesn't matter, Goten!" Gohan said impatiently, "Someone might see me, and know I have special powers!" Gohan then threw his brother off the cloud, and flew away on it.
Gohan arrived at school, just in time...again. He ran to his seat right before the bell rang. "Now, class", The teacher said, "Today we will study for tomorrow's test in History. Gohan, would you like to start us off?"
"Huh?" Gohan said.
"Read the chapter from where we left off yesterday." The teacher instructed.
"Oh", Gohan said, "There was an evil monster named Cell, and when he arrived on Earth, he demanded a tournament of the greatest fighters this planet had. Cell must not have counted on Mr. Satan living here, because Mr. Satan beat him. Although, at first, Mr. Satan was somehow defeated, he proclaimed that it was all a trick, and demanded a rematch. A man with large gold hair next challenged Cell, but failed. Then, a young boy (That's me, hehe!) stepped up, and did a good job, until Mr. Satan walked in, and beat Cell for him. (I pity the students here for having to listen to this garbage.)
"Very good, Gohan", Sharpener said, "Now would you like to go polish the teacher's apple?" The whole class laughed.
With a blank stare, Gohan replied, "Why? Is it dirty?" That only made the class laugh harder. (Why are they laughing?)
"Hey, Gohan", Erasa asked, "Would you like to play tennis with us during recreation?"
"No, way", Sharpener interrupted, "Gohan is playing football with the guys, right, Gohan?"
"I guess", Gohan answered.
"Finally," Sharpener thought, "This time I'll crush him for sure. The baseball plan didn't work, but this will, hehehehe."
It was time for recreation, and it was Gohan's team versus Sharpener's. Sharpener had the ball first. Sharpener schemed, "I know he's not on my team, but I'll throw the ball to Gohan, and watch him get creamed."
Sharpener threw it, and Gohan caught it. The whole team piled on Gohan, but he kept running. Sharpener just stood there with his jaw dropped three feet off his face. Gohan mpved his arm a little, an one blocker went flying right into Sharpener. He moved his other arm, and the rest of the team flew off, into the bleachers.
"What is wrong with this guy?" Sharpener asked himself, "What is he made of?"