Chapter 2-
Squall was in his room. Nursing the 'sunburns' on his back, when he recieved a phone call.
"Hello?" The voice on the other end sounded a bit... well, we won't go into details about that right now.
"Yes...?" replied Squall.
"Well, my name is Nick Car... i mean, Kcin Retrac, and i have an assignment for you. I need you to assasinate... wait, that term is only used for IMPORTANT people... i'd like you to KILL the Backstreet Boys... All except for Nick Carter! that... is, because he's innocent!" Squeaked the other...person... on the phone.
"Er... innocent? listen, i don't really understand what you mean, and i just can't go murdering innocent people, you know!" Squall half said half yelled, as he felt a fly land on his 'sunburns'.
"Well, don't you see?! The Backstreet... wait... let me rephrase that... They aren't even worth capitalizing. The backstreet bois are sucking the younger generation into Porn, Drugs, and Sex (Please note that these words ARE worth capitalizing!) with their music! Why, just the other day, i saw some boys in a dark alley playing... 'Armma-get-it-on' while saying "Ok, you can be Kevin and i'll be Nick!" I mean, they were giving parts away as if it were some kind of show!... well, actually, now that i think about it... that would explain the cameras and... wait, but thats not the point! just look what its doing to GIRLS! They now carry backstreet bois merchandise! such as "The new BSB whip! (this is where Squall winced), the new BSB hot dogs with juices in them that you can suck out!, new BSB books that tell you how to cheat on your boyfriend while pretending that they're stuck in their room and how to madly make love to your lover while making it look like you're having a fight with him!" Squall could tell that the other voice was getting a bit frusterated now.
"So... you want us to kill them?" Squall asked.
"WELL DUH! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" Kcin Retrac yelled.
"Okay... umm i need time to discuss this with the other SeeDs. Actually, we're going to see the Backstreet... wait... backstreet boys tomorrow! so then we can work this out. Could you..." Squall was cut off by Kcin who answered.
"EXCELLENT! ill meet you at Esthar's airport at 12pm tomorrow!" And with that, Kcin Retrac hung up.
Squall sat back down on his bed and intercommed the others to his room immediately. He was careful, of course, to cover up his 'sunburns' so that the others wouldn't see...
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This chapter was a bit short... ill be putting up more in a while, though!
Squall was in his room. Nursing the 'sunburns' on his back, when he recieved a phone call.
"Hello?" The voice on the other end sounded a bit... well, we won't go into details about that right now.
"Yes...?" replied Squall.
"Well, my name is Nick Car... i mean, Kcin Retrac, and i have an assignment for you. I need you to assasinate... wait, that term is only used for IMPORTANT people... i'd like you to KILL the Backstreet Boys... All except for Nick Carter! that... is, because he's innocent!" Squeaked the other...person... on the phone.
"Er... innocent? listen, i don't really understand what you mean, and i just can't go murdering innocent people, you know!" Squall half said half yelled, as he felt a fly land on his 'sunburns'.
"Well, don't you see?! The Backstreet... wait... let me rephrase that... They aren't even worth capitalizing. The backstreet bois are sucking the younger generation into Porn, Drugs, and Sex (Please note that these words ARE worth capitalizing!) with their music! Why, just the other day, i saw some boys in a dark alley playing... 'Armma-get-it-on' while saying "Ok, you can be Kevin and i'll be Nick!" I mean, they were giving parts away as if it were some kind of show!... well, actually, now that i think about it... that would explain the cameras and... wait, but thats not the point! just look what its doing to GIRLS! They now carry backstreet bois merchandise! such as "The new BSB whip! (this is where Squall winced), the new BSB hot dogs with juices in them that you can suck out!, new BSB books that tell you how to cheat on your boyfriend while pretending that they're stuck in their room and how to madly make love to your lover while making it look like you're having a fight with him!" Squall could tell that the other voice was getting a bit frusterated now.
"So... you want us to kill them?" Squall asked.
"WELL DUH! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" Kcin Retrac yelled.
"Okay... umm i need time to discuss this with the other SeeDs. Actually, we're going to see the Backstreet... wait... backstreet boys tomorrow! so then we can work this out. Could you..." Squall was cut off by Kcin who answered.
"EXCELLENT! ill meet you at Esthar's airport at 12pm tomorrow!" And with that, Kcin Retrac hung up.
Squall sat back down on his bed and intercommed the others to his room immediately. He was careful, of course, to cover up his 'sunburns' so that the others wouldn't see...
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This chapter was a bit short... ill be putting up more in a while, though!