Disclaimer: We don't own any of these characters and if we did..I'd be scared. They're J.K.'s characters, we just twist them to do our own evil biddings--not that we do that often..er..yea.
Actually, we own both of the strange men. No only one ..I mean..yea..both.. *looks around* yea..
Characters (listed in order of appearance): Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, strange man, Cho, other strange man
Warning: This is scary stuff--I mean come on we wrote it!It could be triggering.
Swim Angel: Triggering what?
Tropicalfrost86:… *looks mysterious* Triggering…
Swim Angel: Well… *smiles at people she can't see*
Tropicalfrost86: So if we haven't scared you away yet, you can read the script now.
Swim Angel: WAIT! If anyone actually does this like…with a video camera I want to know about it!! So like write it in the review…..or whatever…ok now you can read it.
Tropicalfrost86: fine.
Tropicalfrost86 + Swim Angel: have fun…try not to run from the room screaming. *evil grin*
Hogwarts News
Harry: Hello and welcome to Hogwarts News. The news show where I'm the boss! Hello…again I'm Harry Potter….duh! I mean check out the scar!!!
Hermione: Harry! Get on with it!
Harry: Right….well now for headlines!
*Spiffy music*
Harry: Today in potions Snape admitted to being gay!!! Not that it comes as a surprise to anyone….
Hermione: Oh, Harry, we have some video footage. Here:
*show scene of Snape in rainbow coloured shirt, waving a purple flag* "Look at me! I'm proud to be diverse.. Value and embrace diversity kids! Gay people aren't all bad: look at me!"
Harry: Okay, I think that's enough. We did have to suffer through all of it in class you know.
Ron: HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN?!!?
Hermione: NO! God Ron you're so….
Ron: Hott? Sexy?
Hermione: …not the words I was searching for…more like…
Harry: Gay?
Hermione: Thank you.
Ron: Hey…
Harry: Again! No surprise! So anyways…
Hermione: Today I got the highest test grades in Arithmancy, and Charms, and-
Ron: Today I found a slug on the bottom of my shoe.
Harry: In REAL news…Cho and I are going out!! I love you Cho!!
Hermione and Ron: *roll eyes*
Hermione: *pulls out long list, scroll goes all the way to the floor* Since I figured we'd get off subject, I wrote a little list to help us stay on track..
Harry: *sniggers* little?
Ron: Hey don't be making fun of Hermione!! She's…opps…
Harry: Aww!! That's sooooo cute *sings* Ron likes Hermione!!!
Hermione: Oh grow up Harry.. *turns red*
Harry: *makes kissing noises*
Ron: Oh come on Cho's watching this you know…
Harry: Oh! *looks all manly like* In other news, there was a giant squid spotting at the lake. Not that anyone really cares. Just to warn you, cuz I've heard he can be quite vicious sometimes.
Hermione: *looks smug* Harry… Everyone knows that the giant squid
Ron: HI MOM!
Harry: *sniggers*…you do know that this is only broadcast at the school…
Ron: oh…
Hermione: Don't make fun of Ron! He's ….. uh….. *stops* *turns red*
Harry: *laughs so hard he falls out of his chair* THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!
Ron: *looks at Hermione strangely*
Hermione: *avoids eye contact with Ron*
Harry: *still laughing*
Hermione: *gives Harry dirty look*
Harry: *stops laughing gets back onto seat* Also GRYFFINDOR BEAT SLYTHERIN IN QUIDDICH YESTERDAY!! We won by 800 points!!! WOO HOO!!
Hermione: …yay…
Ron: *still looking at Hermione strangely, but snaps out of it and smiles at camera*
Hermione: Ron I l-…hate you!!!
Ron: Well I l-…hate you too!!
Ron and Hermione: *start snogging*
*strange man walks across camera* He says: Hate is not so different from love.
Harry: riiight…well I'm Harry Potter and that's news to me!
Ron: *looks up*….yea….me too
Hermione: and me!! *goes back to snogging Ron*
Harry: …where's Cho?
*Strange man walks back across screen, takes off overcoat and hat…* *is Cho*
Cho: hey Harry.
Harry: *blushes* Hi Cho..
Cho: I hate you Harry Potter. *snogs Harry*
Harry: Mmph. (aka: I hate you too) *continues to snog Cho*
*Different man in overcoat walks by* He says: …..bye….. *walks away*
*Both couples fall off seats onto floor so you can't see them*
*Fade out*
Swim Angel: *sniggers* Wasn't that great!!?!?
Tropicalfrost86: stay tuned for our next script.. when ghetto girls go bad.
Swim Angel: Starring Hermione, Cho, and Moaning Myrtle!! Oh and we need 10 reviews or no new script!!
….so REVIEW US ALREADY! Thank you and come again!
Actually, we own both of the strange men. No only one ..I mean..yea..both.. *looks around* yea..
Characters (listed in order of appearance): Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, strange man, Cho, other strange man
Warning: This is scary stuff--I mean come on we wrote it!It could be triggering.
Swim Angel: Triggering what?
Tropicalfrost86:… *looks mysterious* Triggering…
Swim Angel: Well… *smiles at people she can't see*
Tropicalfrost86: So if we haven't scared you away yet, you can read the script now.
Swim Angel: WAIT! If anyone actually does this like…with a video camera I want to know about it!! So like write it in the review…..or whatever…ok now you can read it.
Tropicalfrost86: fine.
Tropicalfrost86 + Swim Angel: have fun…try not to run from the room screaming. *evil grin*
Hogwarts News
Harry: Hello and welcome to Hogwarts News. The news show where I'm the boss! Hello…again I'm Harry Potter….duh! I mean check out the scar!!!
Hermione: Harry! Get on with it!
Harry: Right….well now for headlines!
*Spiffy music*
Harry: Today in potions Snape admitted to being gay!!! Not that it comes as a surprise to anyone….
Hermione: Oh, Harry, we have some video footage. Here:
*show scene of Snape in rainbow coloured shirt, waving a purple flag* "Look at me! I'm proud to be diverse.. Value and embrace diversity kids! Gay people aren't all bad: look at me!"
Harry: Okay, I think that's enough. We did have to suffer through all of it in class you know.
Ron: HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN?!!?
Hermione: NO! God Ron you're so….
Ron: Hott? Sexy?
Hermione: …not the words I was searching for…more like…
Harry: Gay?
Hermione: Thank you.
Ron: Hey…
Harry: Again! No surprise! So anyways…
Hermione: Today I got the highest test grades in Arithmancy, and Charms, and-
Ron: Today I found a slug on the bottom of my shoe.
Harry: In REAL news…Cho and I are going out!! I love you Cho!!
Hermione and Ron: *roll eyes*
Hermione: *pulls out long list, scroll goes all the way to the floor* Since I figured we'd get off subject, I wrote a little list to help us stay on track..
Harry: *sniggers* little?
Ron: Hey don't be making fun of Hermione!! She's…opps…
Harry: Aww!! That's sooooo cute *sings* Ron likes Hermione!!!
Hermione: Oh grow up Harry.. *turns red*
Harry: *makes kissing noises*
Ron: Oh come on Cho's watching this you know…
Harry: Oh! *looks all manly like* In other news, there was a giant squid spotting at the lake. Not that anyone really cares. Just to warn you, cuz I've heard he can be quite vicious sometimes.
Hermione: *looks smug* Harry… Everyone knows that the giant squid
Ron: HI MOM!
Harry: *sniggers*…you do know that this is only broadcast at the school…
Ron: oh…
Hermione: Don't make fun of Ron! He's ….. uh….. *stops* *turns red*
Harry: *laughs so hard he falls out of his chair* THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!
Ron: *looks at Hermione strangely*
Hermione: *avoids eye contact with Ron*
Harry: *still laughing*
Hermione: *gives Harry dirty look*
Harry: *stops laughing gets back onto seat* Also GRYFFINDOR BEAT SLYTHERIN IN QUIDDICH YESTERDAY!! We won by 800 points!!! WOO HOO!!
Hermione: …yay…
Ron: *still looking at Hermione strangely, but snaps out of it and smiles at camera*
Hermione: Ron I l-…hate you!!!
Ron: Well I l-…hate you too!!
Ron and Hermione: *start snogging*
*strange man walks across camera* He says: Hate is not so different from love.
Harry: riiight…well I'm Harry Potter and that's news to me!
Ron: *looks up*….yea….me too
Hermione: and me!! *goes back to snogging Ron*
Harry: …where's Cho?
*Strange man walks back across screen, takes off overcoat and hat…* *is Cho*
Cho: hey Harry.
Harry: *blushes* Hi Cho..
Cho: I hate you Harry Potter. *snogs Harry*
Harry: Mmph. (aka: I hate you too) *continues to snog Cho*
*Different man in overcoat walks by* He says: …..bye….. *walks away*
*Both couples fall off seats onto floor so you can't see them*
*Fade out*
Swim Angel: *sniggers* Wasn't that great!!?!?
Tropicalfrost86: stay tuned for our next script.. when ghetto girls go bad.
Swim Angel: Starring Hermione, Cho, and Moaning Myrtle!! Oh and we need 10 reviews or no new script!!
….so REVIEW US ALREADY! Thank you and come again!