Katrina's wacked out Oh! My Goddess Episodes: Part 1
by Katrina
Warnings: Shounen-ai, some possible profanity, some AU and maybe OOC, crossdressing, self inclusion, some Relena and Dorothy bashing
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Oh! (Ah!) My Goddess, so don't sue me because I don't have any money anyway. ^_^
Note: "*...*" =actions "//....//"=song lyrics
Katrina: Allright, people people! It's time to start taping! Duo! Coffee break is over!
Duo: hai hai..*puts down his mug of coffee*
Katrina: Everyone put you costumes on and get into your spots, we have to shoot the opening theme first!
*Everyone goes to thier dressing rooms to get ready*
Katrina: Oh, this is gonna rock!
*Wufei is the first to come out, holding his costume*
Wufei: INJUSTICE! I refuse to wear this stupid costume! It's too sickeningly cute!
Katrina: It's in your contract Wufei, besides, I am the director, so you're WEARING IT! *shoves him back into the dressing room* Besides, you'll make an adorable Skuld. ^_^
Wufei: *rants somemore but puts the costume on*
Duo: *bounces out of the dressing room* I look adorable! *smiles*
Katrina: I'm not sure who's prettier, you or the real Belldandy, *Heero comes out wearing regular clothes*
Heero: hn...
Katrina: What do you think Heero?
Heero: Duo's prettier.
Duo: Oh thank you Heero! *gives him a big hug*
Heero: hn...
Katrina: You guys can do that stuff afterwards! Jeez...
*Zechs walks out dressed in a dress with a slit up the side all the way up to his hip*
Zechs: This dress is EXTREMELY revealing...and don't you think the thong was a little much Katrina?
Katrina: Of course not! You look perfect. You make a much better Urd than Quatre.
*all the rest of them come out of thier dressing rooms*
Quatre: Thank Allah she gave me another part...
Wufei: This is still unjust and dishonorable.
Katrina: Yes sir, your point being?
Trieze: Hey! That's my line!
Katrina: Anyways...Make up time!
All minus Katrina: Make up?
Katrina: Yes! *points to were Dorothy awaits at the makeup chair*
Duo: Ohhh no, I'm not letting eyebrow girl near MY face.
Dorothy: *death glares Duo*
Katrina: She won't maim your eyebrows, I promise.
*Heero goes over the script while Dorothy does Duo, Zechs and Wufei's makeup. Trowa gets behind the camera*
Katrina: Allright, we're going to do this different form the original opening theme okay? Places!
*Everyone goes to thier various places on the set*
Katrina: Roll cameras!
*Trowa gives her the thubs up*
Quatre: *snaps the whatchemacallit that they snap when they start filming* Kat's wacked out Oh! My Goddess episodes, opening Take one!
Katrina: Action! *music starts*
~Completed Oh! My Goddess theme start~
//Koi ki naranai ne//
*Trowa focuses on Duo, who smiles wickedly. He's wearing his pretty Belldandy clothes at the moment*
//soba ni iru dake ja//
*he walks up behind Heero, who is repairing his motorcycle*
//nazo wo kakete mo//
*Heero turns around and gets tackle glomped to the ground by Duo*
//donkan-na hito dakara//
Duo: Let's go to the beach Heero. *smiles and helps him up*
Heero: *nods*
//natsu no fuku wo kite//
*Heero and Duo on the beach at sunset, Duo is wet and cold*
//haru no umi no kita//
*Heero takes off his shirt and gives it to Duo to keep him warm after he dries off*
//anata no shatsu de yasashiku kabatte//
*Duo smiles and dries his unbraided hair, then puts Heero's shirt on*
//My heart iidasenai//
*Duo moves in closer to Heero, comeing face to face, they stare into each other's eyes*
//Please kisu-shitte-tte//
*Heero leans in to kiss Duo but gets thwapped by Wufei's giant bug-killing mallet*
Heero: Ow!
Wufei: Baka!
//Day dream,//
*next part shows Heero and Duo at their house, holding hands*
//Yume wa fukurami//
*Zechs runs in and puts his arms around both of them*
//sora ni tataku kieru//
Zechs: So..you lovebirds..when are you two gonna start sharing a room? *wiggles eyebrows*
*Heero and Duo sweatdrop*
//onna no ko wa dare datte//
*Heero walks down a bridge, where he gets tackled by Relena*
Relena: Heero! I've found you!
*Heero gets pushed over the railing and off the bridge...*
//shiawase ni nareru//
*Heero is saved by Duo, who levitates him with his magical powers*
Relena: Heero!
//ai ga minagireba muteki ni naru//
*Heero smiles at Duo, Duo frowns up at Relena*
Duo: Relena no baka.
//tatoe namida nagashite mo anata no sei nara//
*Duo sprouts angel wings and flies off into the pretty afternoon sky with Heero in his arms*
//mune wo itamete mo yasashiku naru.//
*Final shot shows Heero and Duo hugging in a group picture of the whole cast*
~Oh! My Goddess Theme sequence end~
Katrina: Sugoi! That playback was beautiful! I am a genius!
Wufei: I beg to differ.
Trieze: All here who happen to think Katrina is a baka, raise your right hand.
*Everyone raises thier right hand, except Katrina who raises her left and Fiore who is busy ordering pizza for everyone*
Katrina: teeheehee! ^_^ Okay! That's it for today's shooting, we'll do episode one tommorow 'kay?
Everyone minus Quatre and Katrina: Thank Kami-sama!
Quatre: Thank Allah!
Katrina: Thank um...Fiore for treating us to pizza!
Fiore: ^_^
Katrina: Will this filming be successful? Will Wufei chop my head off with his katana? Will Heero and Duo...er nevermind. Stay tuned for "Katrina's wacked out 'Oh! My Goddess' episodes, featuring the Gundam Wing Cast! Part 2: Moonlight and Injustice, because Wufei's not in the first episode!" Ohohohohoho!
Fiore: *chomping pizza* Look forward to it won't you? *smiles*
by Katrina
Warnings: Shounen-ai, some possible profanity, some AU and maybe OOC, crossdressing, self inclusion, some Relena and Dorothy bashing
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Oh! (Ah!) My Goddess, so don't sue me because I don't have any money anyway. ^_^
Note: "*...*" =actions "//....//"=song lyrics
Katrina: Allright, people people! It's time to start taping! Duo! Coffee break is over!
Duo: hai hai..*puts down his mug of coffee*
Katrina: Everyone put you costumes on and get into your spots, we have to shoot the opening theme first!
*Everyone goes to thier dressing rooms to get ready*
Katrina: Oh, this is gonna rock!
*Wufei is the first to come out, holding his costume*
Wufei: INJUSTICE! I refuse to wear this stupid costume! It's too sickeningly cute!
Katrina: It's in your contract Wufei, besides, I am the director, so you're WEARING IT! *shoves him back into the dressing room* Besides, you'll make an adorable Skuld. ^_^
Wufei: *rants somemore but puts the costume on*
Duo: *bounces out of the dressing room* I look adorable! *smiles*
Katrina: I'm not sure who's prettier, you or the real Belldandy, *Heero comes out wearing regular clothes*
Heero: hn...
Katrina: What do you think Heero?
Heero: Duo's prettier.
Duo: Oh thank you Heero! *gives him a big hug*
Heero: hn...
Katrina: You guys can do that stuff afterwards! Jeez...
*Zechs walks out dressed in a dress with a slit up the side all the way up to his hip*
Zechs: This dress is EXTREMELY revealing...and don't you think the thong was a little much Katrina?
Katrina: Of course not! You look perfect. You make a much better Urd than Quatre.
*all the rest of them come out of thier dressing rooms*
Quatre: Thank Allah she gave me another part...
Wufei: This is still unjust and dishonorable.
Katrina: Yes sir, your point being?
Trieze: Hey! That's my line!
Katrina: Anyways...Make up time!
All minus Katrina: Make up?
Katrina: Yes! *points to were Dorothy awaits at the makeup chair*
Duo: Ohhh no, I'm not letting eyebrow girl near MY face.
Dorothy: *death glares Duo*
Katrina: She won't maim your eyebrows, I promise.
*Heero goes over the script while Dorothy does Duo, Zechs and Wufei's makeup. Trowa gets behind the camera*
Katrina: Allright, we're going to do this different form the original opening theme okay? Places!
*Everyone goes to thier various places on the set*
Katrina: Roll cameras!
*Trowa gives her the thubs up*
Quatre: *snaps the whatchemacallit that they snap when they start filming* Kat's wacked out Oh! My Goddess episodes, opening Take one!
Katrina: Action! *music starts*
~Completed Oh! My Goddess theme start~
//Koi ki naranai ne//
*Trowa focuses on Duo, who smiles wickedly. He's wearing his pretty Belldandy clothes at the moment*
//soba ni iru dake ja//
*he walks up behind Heero, who is repairing his motorcycle*
//nazo wo kakete mo//
*Heero turns around and gets tackle glomped to the ground by Duo*
//donkan-na hito dakara//
Duo: Let's go to the beach Heero. *smiles and helps him up*
Heero: *nods*
//natsu no fuku wo kite//
*Heero and Duo on the beach at sunset, Duo is wet and cold*
//haru no umi no kita//
*Heero takes off his shirt and gives it to Duo to keep him warm after he dries off*
//anata no shatsu de yasashiku kabatte//
*Duo smiles and dries his unbraided hair, then puts Heero's shirt on*
//My heart iidasenai//
*Duo moves in closer to Heero, comeing face to face, they stare into each other's eyes*
//Please kisu-shitte-tte//
*Heero leans in to kiss Duo but gets thwapped by Wufei's giant bug-killing mallet*
Heero: Ow!
Wufei: Baka!
//Day dream,//
*next part shows Heero and Duo at their house, holding hands*
//Yume wa fukurami//
*Zechs runs in and puts his arms around both of them*
//sora ni tataku kieru//
Zechs: So..you lovebirds..when are you two gonna start sharing a room? *wiggles eyebrows*
*Heero and Duo sweatdrop*
//onna no ko wa dare datte//
*Heero walks down a bridge, where he gets tackled by Relena*
Relena: Heero! I've found you!
*Heero gets pushed over the railing and off the bridge...*
//shiawase ni nareru//
*Heero is saved by Duo, who levitates him with his magical powers*
Relena: Heero!
//ai ga minagireba muteki ni naru//
*Heero smiles at Duo, Duo frowns up at Relena*
Duo: Relena no baka.
//tatoe namida nagashite mo anata no sei nara//
*Duo sprouts angel wings and flies off into the pretty afternoon sky with Heero in his arms*
//mune wo itamete mo yasashiku naru.//
*Final shot shows Heero and Duo hugging in a group picture of the whole cast*
~Oh! My Goddess Theme sequence end~
Katrina: Sugoi! That playback was beautiful! I am a genius!
Wufei: I beg to differ.
Trieze: All here who happen to think Katrina is a baka, raise your right hand.
*Everyone raises thier right hand, except Katrina who raises her left and Fiore who is busy ordering pizza for everyone*
Katrina: teeheehee! ^_^ Okay! That's it for today's shooting, we'll do episode one tommorow 'kay?
Everyone minus Quatre and Katrina: Thank Kami-sama!
Quatre: Thank Allah!
Katrina: Thank um...Fiore for treating us to pizza!
Fiore: ^_^
Katrina: Will this filming be successful? Will Wufei chop my head off with his katana? Will Heero and Duo...er nevermind. Stay tuned for "Katrina's wacked out 'Oh! My Goddess' episodes, featuring the Gundam Wing Cast! Part 2: Moonlight and Injustice, because Wufei's not in the first episode!" Ohohohohoho!
Fiore: *chomping pizza* Look forward to it won't you? *smiles*