Lady of the House-Elves
by WinkyBells
A/N: HHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm back! Sorry it took so long to get this out, but I promise it won't take that long for the next chapter. I would like to thank some of my reviewers(these are the ones that I can remember so this is to all who gave me great reviews!!!) : Thanks to... MindTaker and Draca. I'll have to write the other reviewers names down! Oh, and the title to this section may sound strange but I'll explain it at the end of the chapter, 'k? Alright! Let's get goin'...
Chapter 7: The Flurries Are Flyin' Free!!!!
The next few weeks of classes passed rather uneventfully. April excelled at Charms, Care of Magical Creatures, and Divination. Divination was particularly fun because she got the chance to refine her talent at bullshitting her way through a paper. Dawn and April organized big parties on the weekends in the Common Room and made-up some new games. On Saturdays and Sundays April organized the House-Elf staff into classes and taught them tips about laundry, dishes and she and Dawn taught Magic Refinement and Self-Defense. When she wasn't partying, studying, or teaching, April helped Dawn with starting House aerobics and went about with her two favorite pastimes: bugging Snape and Hottie-Hunting. Hottie-Hunting included girl-talks, spying, and having the house-elves leave mints with anonymous perfumed tags on people's pillows.
One warm Saturday afternoon, April took Ron, Harry, the Weasley twins, Ginny, Parvati, Seamus, Dean, Lavender, and Hermione out by the lake to play "Accio." "Accio" was where a group of kids got in a circle with one in the middle. The middle person spun around, eyes closed, stopped, pointed and yelled "Accio!!" and whatever came off, came off.
"Who's gonna spin first?" Parvati asked.
They stood, debating, and finally picked April.
"Squab! Remember don't get caught," Dawn said as she worked on papers by the lake.
"Yeah, yeah," she muttered as she closed her eyes and spun. Meanwhile, Snape came outside and headed toward the group of students. 'What are they planning now?' Snape thought as he broke through the circle.
"ACCIO!" screamed April as she pointed her wand towards Snape and opened her eyes.
"AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!"
Snape's clothes went flying toward April; shoes and all. One of the shoes clocked her in the forehead, but she got back up to apologize and saw everyone, including Dawn, staring at a butt-naked Snape.
"WHOA!!" she said with wide-eyes. Snape looked around and saw some bushes.
"TWO HANDS THERE, PROFESSOR!!!" April called before he decided to go for cover. When he was well-hidden, he started screaming for his wand and about how that was so many points from Gryffindor.
The girls were giggling, the guys were near retching, and Dawn sat there red-faced as April folded Snape's clothes, placed his shoes on top, grabbed his wand, and walked over.
"You really shouldn't be running around here naked," she said as she approached.
"ROTTEN LITTLE GIRL!!!! A THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND 4 MONTHS DETENTION!" Snape screamed at the girl holding his clothes.
"Pretty strong words for a naked man," April scoffed at him," Now. You scratch my back and I scratch yours."
"How so?"
"You, don't take any points away or give us detentions and I, give you your clothes and no one else has to know about this."
"Fine! Now give me my ROBES!"
April handed Severus his robes and, with much rustling, Snape pulled his robes on and took off for the castle. As she watched him, robes billowing in the breeze, April couldn't help but sigh as she thought, 'Too bad it wasn't Lupin.'
They went back to the Common Room, the boys still whimpering because they saw Snape naked. The girls decided to go to the library to finish their homework and talk. April was putting the final touches on a Charms paper when Lavender tossed her quill aside and looked at April.
"You do realize that almost every guy in school likes you," Lavender said to April.
"Huh?" April replied as she looked up.
"All the guys think that you're the hot item. They all Love YOU," she said, exasperated.
"Really?" April said while she saw the girls nod in agreement.
"Well, I really have found my place."
The conversation ended when Professor McGonagall came and took April to her first flying lesson. A student was going to be her teacher and McGonagall didn't seem the least bit happy. As they got to the Quidditch field McGonagall said,"Be courteous but be careful," and left.
'Ooooo-kay,' she thought as she stepped onto the grass and saw her 'teacher'.
"Hey Mudblood," Malfoy said,"Hope you don't fall off and die today."
Suddenly April, sick of being called 'Mudblood', struck a very Sailor Moon-esque pose and shouted,"You're being a jerk and that just won't fly!!"
" 'Course it will, it's a broom," he said, puzzled.
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant! Nevermind. Let's get this over with."
So they began the lesson. Draco grew increasingly irritated with the beautiful girl that took to a broomstick with incredible grace and ease. 'I can't believe it! She's better on a broom then I am!' he thought as he saw her go into a dive and pull up into set of somersaults. After the lesson ended they went to the door together and, just as before, Draco kissed her cheek.
'Boy, he's weird,' she thought as she walked along. April didn't notice the gargoyle she passed that seemed to be guarding the wall. With a loud thud April tripped and fell because one of her shoelaces broke.
"AWWW, FUDGE-BUNNIES!" she exclaimed.
At the word 'Fudge-bunnies' the gargoyle jumped aside and a door opened. 'No way,' thought April as she pulled off her shoes and entered the open passage. She climbed the stairs and could hear voices in Dumbledore's office.
"All of you know that Voldemort is gaining more power."
"But there hasn't been signs of You-Know-Who since last year!"
" I know, Minerva, but the fact is that he's gaining strength. We have to keep our guard up. Severus have you learned anything new?"
"Nothing that I haven't already reported, Headmaster."
"Has Padfoot learned anything else, Remus?"
"Unfortunately, no."
'Wow, heavy stuff!' April thought as a shoe slipped from her hand.
"What was that?"
'Damn!' she thought while grabbing her shoe and jogging down the steps.
"Severus, see what that was!"
'Damn, I need a spell! Damn, I need my wand! Damn, damn, damn, damn! Invisibilis, invisibilis, invisibilis,' April chanted silently as she saw Snape running toward her.
"Where is she? I know it was her. Somehow it was her!" Severus muttered as he went right by April. She couldn't believe that he had passed her by, that she wondered if she really was invisible. April looked at her hand and gasped because it wasn't there.
'Wow! Gotta find Dawn and tell her,' April thought as she turned to run to the Common Room. Instead, she stopped and, realizing that she was really sweaty from the running, thought,'But first, I'm gonna go take a shower,' and trudged to the bathrooms.
A/N: Hope y'all liked it!! The story behind this chapter's title is pretty good. I have this friend named Molly and her mom is very loud, boisterous, open, etc. But one day I went over to Molly's house and we were talking in her room with the door open when her momma comes up the stairs and says, while holding her bra in her hand, "Molly, my Flurries are flyin' free." With that she just walked into her room, closed the door and took a nap. It was one of the funniest things I've witnessed in my life!! Of course you all should know that the following are credits: Sailor Moon, I really like that show! And 'Fudge-bunnies' I lifted from the cartoon 'Freakazoid', that's another one that I like but both of the shows aren't on anymore!!!! Bogus! And I want everyone to know that Hotti-Hunting belongs to my friend Kristi and I. Until next time, Peeps. Bye!!
WinkyBells ; )
by WinkyBells
A/N: HHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm back! Sorry it took so long to get this out, but I promise it won't take that long for the next chapter. I would like to thank some of my reviewers(these are the ones that I can remember so this is to all who gave me great reviews!!!) : Thanks to... MindTaker and Draca. I'll have to write the other reviewers names down! Oh, and the title to this section may sound strange but I'll explain it at the end of the chapter, 'k? Alright! Let's get goin'...
Chapter 7: The Flurries Are Flyin' Free!!!!
The next few weeks of classes passed rather uneventfully. April excelled at Charms, Care of Magical Creatures, and Divination. Divination was particularly fun because she got the chance to refine her talent at bullshitting her way through a paper. Dawn and April organized big parties on the weekends in the Common Room and made-up some new games. On Saturdays and Sundays April organized the House-Elf staff into classes and taught them tips about laundry, dishes and she and Dawn taught Magic Refinement and Self-Defense. When she wasn't partying, studying, or teaching, April helped Dawn with starting House aerobics and went about with her two favorite pastimes: bugging Snape and Hottie-Hunting. Hottie-Hunting included girl-talks, spying, and having the house-elves leave mints with anonymous perfumed tags on people's pillows.
One warm Saturday afternoon, April took Ron, Harry, the Weasley twins, Ginny, Parvati, Seamus, Dean, Lavender, and Hermione out by the lake to play "Accio." "Accio" was where a group of kids got in a circle with one in the middle. The middle person spun around, eyes closed, stopped, pointed and yelled "Accio!!" and whatever came off, came off.
"Who's gonna spin first?" Parvati asked.
They stood, debating, and finally picked April.
"Squab! Remember don't get caught," Dawn said as she worked on papers by the lake.
"Yeah, yeah," she muttered as she closed her eyes and spun. Meanwhile, Snape came outside and headed toward the group of students. 'What are they planning now?' Snape thought as he broke through the circle.
"ACCIO!" screamed April as she pointed her wand towards Snape and opened her eyes.
"AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!"
Snape's clothes went flying toward April; shoes and all. One of the shoes clocked her in the forehead, but she got back up to apologize and saw everyone, including Dawn, staring at a butt-naked Snape.
"WHOA!!" she said with wide-eyes. Snape looked around and saw some bushes.
"TWO HANDS THERE, PROFESSOR!!!" April called before he decided to go for cover. When he was well-hidden, he started screaming for his wand and about how that was so many points from Gryffindor.
The girls were giggling, the guys were near retching, and Dawn sat there red-faced as April folded Snape's clothes, placed his shoes on top, grabbed his wand, and walked over.
"You really shouldn't be running around here naked," she said as she approached.
"ROTTEN LITTLE GIRL!!!! A THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND 4 MONTHS DETENTION!" Snape screamed at the girl holding his clothes.
"Pretty strong words for a naked man," April scoffed at him," Now. You scratch my back and I scratch yours."
"How so?"
"You, don't take any points away or give us detentions and I, give you your clothes and no one else has to know about this."
"Fine! Now give me my ROBES!"
April handed Severus his robes and, with much rustling, Snape pulled his robes on and took off for the castle. As she watched him, robes billowing in the breeze, April couldn't help but sigh as she thought, 'Too bad it wasn't Lupin.'
They went back to the Common Room, the boys still whimpering because they saw Snape naked. The girls decided to go to the library to finish their homework and talk. April was putting the final touches on a Charms paper when Lavender tossed her quill aside and looked at April.
"You do realize that almost every guy in school likes you," Lavender said to April.
"Huh?" April replied as she looked up.
"All the guys think that you're the hot item. They all Love YOU," she said, exasperated.
"Really?" April said while she saw the girls nod in agreement.
"Well, I really have found my place."
The conversation ended when Professor McGonagall came and took April to her first flying lesson. A student was going to be her teacher and McGonagall didn't seem the least bit happy. As they got to the Quidditch field McGonagall said,"Be courteous but be careful," and left.
'Ooooo-kay,' she thought as she stepped onto the grass and saw her 'teacher'.
"Hey Mudblood," Malfoy said,"Hope you don't fall off and die today."
Suddenly April, sick of being called 'Mudblood', struck a very Sailor Moon-esque pose and shouted,"You're being a jerk and that just won't fly!!"
" 'Course it will, it's a broom," he said, puzzled.
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant! Nevermind. Let's get this over with."
So they began the lesson. Draco grew increasingly irritated with the beautiful girl that took to a broomstick with incredible grace and ease. 'I can't believe it! She's better on a broom then I am!' he thought as he saw her go into a dive and pull up into set of somersaults. After the lesson ended they went to the door together and, just as before, Draco kissed her cheek.
'Boy, he's weird,' she thought as she walked along. April didn't notice the gargoyle she passed that seemed to be guarding the wall. With a loud thud April tripped and fell because one of her shoelaces broke.
"AWWW, FUDGE-BUNNIES!" she exclaimed.
At the word 'Fudge-bunnies' the gargoyle jumped aside and a door opened. 'No way,' thought April as she pulled off her shoes and entered the open passage. She climbed the stairs and could hear voices in Dumbledore's office.
"All of you know that Voldemort is gaining more power."
"But there hasn't been signs of You-Know-Who since last year!"
" I know, Minerva, but the fact is that he's gaining strength. We have to keep our guard up. Severus have you learned anything new?"
"Nothing that I haven't already reported, Headmaster."
"Has Padfoot learned anything else, Remus?"
"Unfortunately, no."
'Wow, heavy stuff!' April thought as a shoe slipped from her hand.
"What was that?"
'Damn!' she thought while grabbing her shoe and jogging down the steps.
"Severus, see what that was!"
'Damn, I need a spell! Damn, I need my wand! Damn, damn, damn, damn! Invisibilis, invisibilis, invisibilis,' April chanted silently as she saw Snape running toward her.
"Where is she? I know it was her. Somehow it was her!" Severus muttered as he went right by April. She couldn't believe that he had passed her by, that she wondered if she really was invisible. April looked at her hand and gasped because it wasn't there.
'Wow! Gotta find Dawn and tell her,' April thought as she turned to run to the Common Room. Instead, she stopped and, realizing that she was really sweaty from the running, thought,'But first, I'm gonna go take a shower,' and trudged to the bathrooms.
A/N: Hope y'all liked it!! The story behind this chapter's title is pretty good. I have this friend named Molly and her mom is very loud, boisterous, open, etc. But one day I went over to Molly's house and we were talking in her room with the door open when her momma comes up the stairs and says, while holding her bra in her hand, "Molly, my Flurries are flyin' free." With that she just walked into her room, closed the door and took a nap. It was one of the funniest things I've witnessed in my life!! Of course you all should know that the following are credits: Sailor Moon, I really like that show! And 'Fudge-bunnies' I lifted from the cartoon 'Freakazoid', that's another one that I like but both of the shows aren't on anymore!!!! Bogus! And I want everyone to know that Hotti-Hunting belongs to my friend Kristi and I. Until next time, Peeps. Bye!!
WinkyBells ; )