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Part 2.
"Daddy?" I whisper like Fiona
has done many times before. He turns towards me and smiles while climbing on
the bed. Where he then jumps to the nearby desk and back to the bed to the desk
and so on. While yelling
"I am the eggman... I am the walrus,
goo goo goochoob!"
"Daddy?" I whisper. His peculiar
behavior was a little disturbing, but mostly I was glad that he was here.
"Oh, hello Jack. I forgot you were
there," he says, now jumping just on the bed. "Did you enjoy my
Beatles rendition?"
"Daddy, why are you here?"
"He's not REALLY here, Jack," Annie pipes up
suddenly. "It's an ILLUSION, Jack... it's all an ILLUSION..." Dad
begins to fade in and out as Elvis Presley, John Lennon, and John F. Kennedy
all appear in my room.
"ILLUSION! ILLUSION! ILLUSION!"
they chant. I look to my bed, where a little boy now lies.
"I see dead people," he
whispers. I turn to look at Annie--what is she DOING? She is now swinging
the cat over her head real fast and keeps on getting faster and faster.
"Annie don't!" I scream but it's
too late the cat goes flying out of her hands and out my open window. Thank
goodness I had it open, which I never do. Clu starts laughing uncontrollably,
ok his parents should really get him on some medicine.
"What's wrong with you!?" I yell
at her.
"Jack Pipswater was evil. It was for
the best."
"Rrrright Annie" I replied and looked at my desk and Clu was laying on top of it pretending it to be a surfboard
"Hey look at me! look at me!" He then stood up "whoa the waves are nasty today"
"Clu get down from there before you hurt yourself!" I yelled at him just then Mom walked in the room with the pizza deliver guy. Seeing how weird this night was I wasn't about to question why we were getting pizza 11:15 at night. Ugh! He was from Silver Dust Pizza there pizzas taste like cardboard. Mom walks over and stands by desk giving Clu her best mother look. The kind that would make anyone shudder and stop what there doing. Clu jumps down and rushes out the room, I can swear I heard him crying. The Silver Dust opens my dresser drawer and starts pulling out my shirts.
"Hey what are you doing!?"
"It's ok boy I'm just looking for the Spice Girls shirt I lost last week," he explains, continuing to toss shirts all over my room.
"What the..." I began, just as Annie bursts into the room. Why the heck is she wearing a faux fur coat from the '70s that is ten sizes too large? Suddenly she leaps in front of the pizza guy and whips it open.
"Is THIS the shirt you were looking for?" she asks, revealing the Spice Girls shirt underneath. Before the pizza guy can answer, she throws her head back and lets out a bark of laughter.
"That--That's my shirt! How did you get that?" the pizza guy demands.
"Well, I found it in Conrad's mouth."
"Conrad?" I ask of her.
"Yes Conrad! You know my panther?!" Last week his name was Ian and the week before her name was Opal.
"We'll give me back my shirt!" The pizza man screams again. Mom has now joined Clu on the desk and he's showing her how to surf. Ohhh! Wipe out! No wait she's ok.
"So kid give me my shirt!"
"No! Conrad wants me to have it not you!"
"Look sir just buy another one." I say while pulling out a few bucks from John Lennon's pocket, who still hasn't left my room. Dead people don't need money right?
"Here's 100 pounds," I say to Bartholomew (the pizza guy - his name tag is now clearly visible).
"What am I going to do with British money?" he whines, retreating from my room.
"Look! I'm a ghetto ballerina, yo!" Ned announces, breakdancing on the floor.
Suddenly I hear an ear-splitting scream from above. I look over at the desk to see Mom frantically waving her arms in the air.
"Help me!" she yells, just before falling into Irene's arms. Now where did she come from?! I mean she literally came out of nowhere. Bartholomew glares at I think he's trying to act like a tough guy but it didn't work. While leaving my room he swipes Annie's favorite cd Barney Live In New York. It's about time someone did. Mom and Irene are singing Pleasant Valley Sunday together; Irene shouldn't sing. I hear yet another crash and turn to find Clu playing bowling with a bunch of soda cans and a nerf ball. With Annie cheering him on. Footsteps can be heard running up the stairs and then the hall, finally Carey appears in the doorway out of breath. He grabs my shoulder and yanks me into the hallways away from the others.
"Jack did you eat the pizza!?" Ok why was he screaming?
"No I wasn't feeling good so I skipped dinner, why?" "
Well the pizzas had some weird drug in it made everyone go crazy! That's what's wrong with everyone." Thinking back Carey had been pretty sane all night at least compared to the rest. But why was I seeing my dad and dead rock stars and presidents?
"The doctors say it'll pass in 87 hours so until then just go with the flow."
"I feel like I'm going crazy with them."
"Your just feeding into their weirdness, that's all. We are 98% sane trust me. The more pieces that were eaten, so how many did Annie have?" I look into the room to find Annie jumping on the bed screaming the words to The Farmer In The Dell.
"Um she skipped dinner too." We both look at each other and fall to the ground laughing. Now why does this not surprise me?