Master Quatre and the Gundam Wing
Barbies
By Ariela Dawn
"Hey girls! Check this out!
A new line of Barbies!" a corny commercial voice said.
"Wow!"
Girl A said, she held up the Barbie, "What kind of Barbie is this?"
"IT'S A
GUNDAM WING BARBIE STUPID! CHEESE AND RICE!" the voice yelled
"What the
fuck is Wundam Ging?" Girl B asked.
"ITS
GUNDAM WING! GET THE DAMN TITLE RIGHT! YOU'RE FIRED!" the voice yelled again.
"Fine, you
asshole," Girl B said and threw the Barbie at the camera and left the set.
"DON'T
CALL ME AN ASSHOLE YOU LITTLE BITCH! Look, this is a fifty-dollar commercial
and we're nine million over budget! And I don't want to take another take!
Introduce the damn Barbies and go home!" the voice yelled at girls A and C, who
flipped the camera off.
"Quatre!"
Girl C threw the Quatre Barbie at the camera.
"Trowa!"
Girl A smacked Girl C with the Trowa Ken.
"Duo!"
Girl C bitch-slapped Girl A with Duo Teresa
"Relena!"
Girl A ripped off Relena Stacie's head and threw it at Girl C.
"Wufei!"
Girl C dropkicked Wufei Christie.
"Heero!"
Girl A shot Heero Tommy from a slingshot at Girl C's head.
"Ok! Cut
and print!" the director shouted.
At
Quatre's (PINK) Hawaiian Home
Quatre is
busy watching television when:
"Hey
girls! Check this out! A new line of Barbies!"
Quatre watched the whole
commercial squealing the whole time. He ran into the kitchen where Rashid was
making pink cookies in a frilly apron.
"Rashid!
Guess what?" Quatre was bubbling over with excitement.
"They
finally killed off Relena?" Rashid asked, scraping the charred remains off the
cookie sheet.
"NO!
GUNDAM WING BARBIES! TAKE ME TO THE TOY STORE NOW NOW NOW!"
"All
right, calm down, calm down, Master Quatre, don't make me sick Wufei on you."
"Ok, can
we go now? Please? Oh pretty please?" Quatre was on his knees, tugging on
Rashid's frilly apron.
"Well,
since that was my last batch, we can go." Rashid gave in and he went to the
pink Cadillac behind Quatre.
"YAY!"
Quatre shouted out the window when they drove up to Crappy Toy's 4 U, Lotsa
Money 4 Us. Some women with their little boys covered their eyes and tried not
to stare at Quatre in his pink shirt.
"HI
TROWA!" Quatre shouted when he saw Trowa stumble out of the store, his arms
full of pink doll boxes. Quatre leaped out of the car window like a dog and
glomped Trowa, making him fall over and drop all his boxes.
"Whaaahhh!
Quatre! What the hell are you doing here?" Trowa screamed, trying to shove his
koi1 off his stomach.
"Getting
toys!" Quatre licked Trowa's face, "What did you get?" Quatre asked excitedly
looking at the scattered pink boxes.
"Um, I got
cookies…yeah that's it… cookies…" Trowa sputtered.
"Master
Quatre! Come!" Rashid called to Quatre like a dog from the door of the toy
store.
"Bye
Trowa! Later, we'll hook up huh?" Quatre said bounding to the entrance.
"Yeah,
whatever, later Quatre…." Trowa said, picking up all the pink "cookie" boxes.
Rashid and
Quatre walked in the store and saw Duo in an ugly green vest flirting with a
girl, who was giggling madly. Wufei stood nearby, steam coming out of his ears
and very red.
"Here,"
the girl said and stole a pen out of Duo's vest pocket. She wrote something on
Duo's palm and stuck the pen back into Duo's vest pocket.
"Call me,"
the girl said, taking her items and leaving.
"Bye-bye…pretty
girl…" Duo waved, love-struck.
"Maxwell!"
Wufei yelled, still waiting in line.
"Eh?" Duo
looked away from the swaying hips of the girl just long enough to see one
pissed-off Wufei, holding several boxes, all of them, pink. "Oh, hey Wufei!
How's it goin'?"
"What do
you think? I've been waiting in line for forty-five minutes!" Wufei shouted.
"Sorry…but
pretty girls get me…" Duo scoffed, then looked at the number that the girl
wrote on his palm. Duo looked at Wufei again and began to run the pink boxes
through the scanner. Then realizing what Wufei was purchasing, Duo asked:
"What's with all the Barbies, Woofy?"
Wufei
stood straight, sweatdropping, "They're uh, um for my niece…she's having a
birthday next week and I thought I should get her a doll…"
"Twelve
Wufei dolls? Come on." Duo scoffed.
"I have
twelve nieces! And they all want dolls of me!" Wufei shouted, trying to prove
his innocence.
"Whatever,
that'll be two-hundred four dollars and ninety cents."
"CHEESE
AND RICE! The total can't be that much can it?" Wufei yelled outraged.
"Well it
is, twelve Wufei dolls at seventeen dollars each comes to two-hundred four
dollars, plus ninety cents for tax, now pay up." Duo said, grinning widely.
Wufei dug
into his pocket for his wallet and fished out a pair of hundreds, and a five.
Duo rung up the total and gave Wufei his dime. Duo sacked the dolls and gave
them to Wufei. As Wufei was heading toward the door, Duo yelled:
"Thank you
for shopping at Crappy Toys 4 U, Lotsa Money 4 Us, have a nice day!"
Wufei
flipped Duo off and fell over from the imbalance of the weight of the dolls.
"Duo!"
Quatre cried happily and glomped him too.
"Ahhh! Get
off me Q!" Duo cried, shoving his
friend off of him. When Quatre got off, Duo sat up. "Let me guess," Duo put his
fingers to his temples mocking a psychic, "You came here to buy as many Gundam
Wing Barbies as you possibly can too?"
"How'd you
know?" Quatre asked.
"You just
told me, and Wufei and Trowa just came in and bought some themselves, of
themselves. Trowa also bought one of you too, Q."
"Really!?
Trowa said those were cookies! Trying to surprise me…" Quatre went all bubbly
and shoujo style, pulling out a compact mirror and primping his hair.
"Just go
get the dolls you want." Duo said, getting really impatient (Well, if you were
Duo and lived with Hilde, you'd go after any pretty girl that gave you her
phone number immediately too!)
"YAY!"
Quatre squealed and ran to the doll aisle.
Duo looked
to Rashid, who winked flirtatiously at him. Duo turned away and began to sweat
profusely. Quatre quickly returned with the whole sha-bang; all the GW dolls,
clothes, a house, car, pool and golf course (I didn't even know that they made
golf courses!)
Duo
scanned all the items that Quatre brought up to the check out and rang up the
total. "It comes to two-hundred and forty dollars," Duo said, then got close to
Quatre, "But since you're nice to me, unlike Wufei, I'll give it to you for
one-ninety, and I'll throw in this shiny key-chain as an added bonus!"
"Sold!
Quatre said and paid Duo two hundred fifty dollars. Duo rang it all up and
began to give Quatre the change, when Quatre said:
"Keep the
change, use it on dinner with that girl."
"All
right, whatever you say Q." Duo responded and went in the employee room and
clocked out.
Later that night…
"Trowa…come here," Quatre
Barbie said.
"What is it my darling?"
Trowa Ken asked.
"Kiss me…" Quatre Barbie
said.
"EW! GROSS!" Relena Stacie
shouted.
"Yucky!" Heero Tommy chimed
in.
"Eeesh, I'm playing golf
now, care to join me anyone?" Duo Teresa asked.
"I'll go, anything to get
away from those two." Relena Stacie said, grabbing Heero Tommy by the ankles.
"NOOOOOOO!" Heero Tommy
screamed.
"I'll grab Wufei," Duo
Teresa said and picked up Wufei Christie.
"Put me down you weak-assed
asshole bitch!" Wufei Christie demanded.
"Awwww, Wufei called me a
weak-assed asshole bitch! How cute!" Duo Teresa said.
"Heero threatened to kill
me the other day!" Relena Stacie said, "They're both growing up so fast!"
"OOOO, I just LOVE these
things, don't you Trowa?" Quatre squealed, "What happens now?"
"You'll see," Trowa said,
"Now, let's concentrate on Quatre Barbie and Trowa Ken…" (Author -_-; )
"Hee hee hee, I'll get you
now Heero," Relena giggled from atop a high desert cliff. She was dangling a
gun that her name on it from a fishing rod over a road between two canyon
walls.
Heero was
speeding along the road when he saw the gun dangling in mid air and grabbed it.
Relena felt the assassin pull on the gun and reeled it in, pulling Heero up.
When Heero got to the top, he saw Relena and fired the gun. Then with the
twitch of his tongue, he sped off Road Runner style.
At
Wufei's house…
"WE ARE THE WUFEI SQUAD!"
the dozen Wufei Christies yelled and saluted to Wufei.
"SUGOI!" Wufei shouted and
squealed in a high pitch.
"We are the Wufei squad! We
worship you Wufei! You are much better than
Duo-the-devil-worshipping-dirty-smelling-little-girl-imp! Wufei rules! Duo
sucks! Wufei rules! Duo sucks! Wufei rules! Duo sucks! Wufei rules! Duo sucks!
YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Now attack!" Wufei
commanded to his followers, pointing to a scandalously dressed Duo puppet,
hanging from a post. The Wufei squad did nothing.
"ATTACK!" Still nothing.
"DAMMIT WHEN I SAY ATTACK
YOU ATTACK! DON'T MAKE ME MELT EVERY ONE OF YOUR HEADS!"
Nothing.
Wufei was really pissed off
now and he scooped every one of the dolls up and went into the kitchen. He got
out a plate and threw the dolls on it. He slammed open the microwave door and
set the timer to 3 hours, to make sure they melt all the way.
"Well, now you know it's
not fun to mess with Woofy…er, Wufei." Wufei declared watching the dolls melt
into a big pile of yuck.
Meanwhile
at Dorothy's Apartment…
Dorothy is busy idolizing
herself in the mirror with the TV on when she heard the all too familiar
commercial voice…
"IT'S A
GUNDAM WING BARBIE STUPID! CHEESE AND RICE!"
Dorothy turned to the TV
and watched the commercial. When it was done, Dorothy was mad.
"What?! How dare they make
a doll of Relena and not me! I am appalled and furthermore PISSED OFF! I am
going down to the toy company and complain!" Dorothy went up to her room and
got in a very ugly outfit courtesy of Relena's school and went downstairs.
Dorothy got in her
god-awful car and drove to Crap-tell Toys, Int.
Relena stood near the road
on which Heero was speeding along. Hearing the infamous "Omae o korosu," that
Heero would say, she plopped her ass on a huge bottle rocket bundle and lit a
match. Heero sped past, putting out the match with his wake of fast moving air.
Relena lit another match and lit the fuses of every bottle rocket slowly.
What happened next? Well,
let's say that Relena now has a personal grudge on fireworks, bottle rockets in
particular, because, they all went up her dress and exploded.
Heero sped by again and
stopped. He laughed at Relena and with the twitch of his tongue, sped off
again, making the road separate from the ground like the Roadrunner.
Dorothy stopped at an
intersection, where she saw a bum who looked very familiar. The bum cleaned off
her windshield and asked Dorothy for some dough. Dorothy looked at the bum and
asked: "Zechs?"
The bum then stared at her
and then finally recognized Dorothy.
"What are you doing?"
"Noin kicked me out…"
"Aw, po baby…you want a
lift?"
The light turned green and
Zechs got in.
Some random driver guy
yelled, "'ey, lady! Why'd ya pick up that bum?"
"That bum is Zechs
Merquise! Now get outta 'ere!" Dorothy yelled at the guy and sped off.
"So, Dorothy, where we
going?" Zechs asked pressing a button on the dashboard, making fumes spew in
the back seat. "What's that?"
"Chloroform gas, I used it
once on Relena." Dorothy grinned evilly. "We are on our way to Crap-tell Toys,
I have a complaint."
"Um, isn't that at least a
week by car to get there from here?" Zechs asked.
"Oh yeah…" Dorothy said and
did a cookie and headed back to her apartment.
"Whaaa! Are you crazy?"
Zechs yelled, while Dorothy did the cookie, clinging to the dash.
"No, my nose is sensitive.
When did you last have a shower?" Dorothy snapped.
"Um, uh, three weeks ago?"
Zechs was questioning himself.
"Cheese
and rice! When we get to my place, take a friggin shower!"
The same time, only at Duo's home…
"Sexy mofo coming through!"
Duo declared, all slicked up for his date.
"Sexy mofo?" Hilde raised
an eyebrow, she was watching Korean soap operas.
"How can you understand
that shit?" Duo asked, checking his threads in the mirror.
"How can you not date me?"
Hilde asked.
"Easy, you're not
beautiful!" Duo said and the doorbell rang. Duo bounded to the door and opened
it.
"Are you Hilde Schbeiker?"
a stripper asked.
"No…Hilde! Did you order a
stripper?" Duo asked very embarrassed.
"Yes! NOW GO AWAY! Franz
and I have business to attend to!" Hilde got up, ice cream dripping off the
corner of her mouth and shoved Duo out the door.
"Jeez, what a bitch…" Duo
muttered.
The girl who gave Duo her
number pulled up on the street in a red Mustang GT and honked the horn, which
played "La Cucaracha". Duo looked to the girl and went up to the car.
"Hey, you're Trinity,
right?" Duo asked
"Yeah, hop in." Trinity
said and sped off when Duo was fully seated.
"What are we doing?" Duo
yelled over the sound of the racing wind.
"DINNER AND A SHOW!"
Trinity yelled, forcing the car to a stop. Trinity hit a button on the dash and
the roof popped up and over the pair. "You do like Italian cuisine right?"
"Like it? I love it!"
"Who was that guy that went
into your place?"
"A stripper."
"Nani?"
"My roomy hired a stripper.
I guess I'm too good for her."
"Good enough for me…"
"I heard that you're a
stripper."
"What?!" Trinity gasped.
"I thought I saw you at a
strip club once, and I put a twenty in your G-string."
"That ridiculous! You
must've been high or drunk to think that."
"Yeah, I was when I think
about it." Duo pondered, "By the way, what are we seeing?"
"The Rocky Horror Picture
Show…"
Duo's eyes bugged out when
she said this.
"You have something wrong
with a classic like that?"
"I just didn't think you
were that kind of girl." Duo confessed.
"Well, I
am. Beauty, brains, talent and a little kink for good measure." ^_^
"Wow, Trowa that was
great." Quatre said, laying back.
"I told you, I was good."
Trowa smirked.
"Where did you learn how to
do that?"
"Rashid." Trowa said
calmly.
"What? I'm sure that Wufei
would've teach you that." Quatre said.
"Well, soufflés are easy to
make." Trowa said. (Bet'cha you weren't expecting that were ya?)
"Let's see what's on the
tube…" Quatre said, clicking on the TV. Quatre was flipping through the
channels, saying "Crap" at each.
"Whoa! What was that?"
Trowa shouted, seizing the remote from his koi's hands, he clicked back a
channel, which was airing the new Gundam Wing Barbie Commercial.
"Hey! Look! It's a new line
of Gundam Wing Barbies!" the corny voice declared.
"Ooooo, ahhhhh," said Girls
D, E and F.
"I got Hilde the Ugly-Assed
German Shepard!" Girl F said proudly.
"Eeeeeewwww, Hilde?" Girls
D and E asked in disgust.
"I like dogs…so sue me."
(Author's Note: I have nothing against German Shepards, but I do have something against Hilde, have a nice day!)
"Better yet, you're fired!"
the director yelled. Girl F left the view of the camera and kicked a stagehand
in his gonads.
"Continue on!" the director
called.
"Um, sir, we're still
rolling." Cameraman 1 said.
"Who gives a flying fuck?"
the director asked.
"Can fuck fly?" Girl D
asked curiously.
"YES IT CAN!" the director
yelled.
"Cool." Girl E said.
"Will you finish your damn
lines now?" the director yelled.
"Fine, this is Dorothy, the
four-eye browed bitch who hates Relena with a passion and was cut out of the
Endless Waltz Toonami showing!" Girl D yelled, holding up a Dorothy Skipper
doll.
"This is Zech Merquise,
what a dream!" Girl E held up a Zechs Kelly doll, complete with tiny helmet.
"Ok…what the hell was
that?" Trowa asked holding the remote in utter shock.
"My god,
they've made a Dorothy doll…" Quatre said in total shock too.
Trinity and Duo pull up to
that Italian restaurant that they were going to. They get out of the car and
walk in and are seated.
A waiter begins to take
their order and looks at Trinity.
"Ah, bellisima, what is your request tonight?" the waiter kissed her hand.
Duo scowled.
"Chicken cacciatore and a
garden salad with a wine cooler." Trinity said.
"And for you?" the waiter
asked sharply at Duo.
"The Special." Duo said
plainly and the waiter snatched the menu from Duo's grasp.
"Hey, Joe! Bellisima is here!" the waiter yelled
"Bellisima? Ah, bellisima!"
Joe called from the other side of the room.
"Yah, and she brought a
friend!" the waiter called.
"Just go get our food," Duo
snapped and the waiter left for the kitchen.
"Why are you being so
rude?" Trinity asked, sipping on the table water.
"They're hitting on you…"
Duo pouted.
"It's their culture,
Italian people are very hospitable."
"Ah, bellisima, good to see
you again!" Joe walked up shirtless, Duo fell over.
"Hello, Joe," Trinity said.
"You order cacciatore? It
coming soon, is very good tonight, like you are." Joe said.
"Stop it Joe, I'm too young
for that kind of talk." Trinity giggled, this made Duo more jealous.
"Ey, boys! La Bellisima is
here tonight! Marco, Roberto, Leonardo!" Joe called.
Marco the waiter walked up,
in a black thong, with the salad; Duo smacked himself in the forehead.
"Your salad bellisima,"
Marco said as he set the salad on the table and swung his hips like a stripper.
"Dinner and a show…" Duo
muttered.
"Thank you Marco. How's
your mama doing tonight?" Trinity said.
"She doin' all right, right
mama?" Marco called to the kitchen.
"Right." A big fat burly
guy roared from the kitchen.
Marco left and Leonardo and
Roberto came to the table, and hopped on Trinity and began to neck her.
"Oh, that's it!" Duo
shouted and pulled Trinity away from the two men. Duo marched out of the
restaurant.
"What the hell are you
thinking, Duo?! Don't you like Italian people or something?" Trinity demanded.
"Not anymore." Duo said.
"The way they were treating you was…was…ah hell, they were perverts!"
"No they weren't, it's
their culture. You insulted them by doing that…" Trinity insisted.
"Look, you want to stop at
Burger Buxx and get some real food?" Duo asked.
"Well, I'm
hungry. Let's go." Trinity sighed and they walked down the street to Burger
Buxx.
"Aw,
bellisima! Come back!" the waiter, Marco, Joe, Roberto and Leonardo were at the
restaurant window, licking the glass and holding themselves, begging for Trinity
to come back inside.
Relena grinned evilly as
she devised the perfect way to get Heero.
On top of two close cliffs, she had placed a huge boulder on a peg; and
when Heero was 3.226 seconds away from the boulder, she'd let it fall and he'd
be trapped beneath.
"I'm brilliant!" Relena
declared to herself, "Now Heero will be mine forever!"
"Omae o korosu." Heero
said, signifying that he was drawing close.
Relena hid away from the
road and counted. "One, two, three!" She yanked the rope that would release the
peg from beneath the boulder. The boulder didn't budge and Heero zipped
underneath unharmed.
"What the hell?" Relena
asked and yanked on the rope again. It still didn't fall. Relena climbed to the
top of a cliff and began to jump furiously on the boulder. It still wouldn't
budge. Relena climbed down again and went beneath the boulder. She dropped the
rope and examined the bottom of the boulder from the ground. Heero zipped up,
and grabbed the rope.
"Omae o
korosu." Heero quipped and yanked the rope and successfully made the boulder
fall with a whistle and an earth-shattering crunch when it hit the ground and
Relena.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Quatre
screamed, and ran downstairs holding his pile of GW dolls.
"What happened Master
Quatre?" Rashid asked.
"MY DOLLS HAVE BEEN
BEHEADED!" Quatre shrieked and fell to his knees crying.
Quatre's shrieks were very
high pitched and were heard throughout the world.
"MMM, morning Quatre."
Trowa yawned happily, grinning.
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?!"
Quatre screeched in Trowa's ear.
"Because, I had fun last
night." Trowa replied simply.
"DID YOU DO THIS TO MY
DOLLS?!"
"Maybe," Trowa teased.
"YOU DID THIS WHILE I WAS
SLEEPING!" Quatre hurled Trowa Ken's head at Trowa, hitting him in the
forehead.
"I HAD MY REASONS!" Trowa
yelled and left, slamming the front door behind him.
"Well, Master Quatre, shall
we go back to the store and buy some more for you?" Rashid asked, jingling the
car keys.
"No, I have my own doll to
catch." Quatre said and chased after Trowa.
A slow motion sequence
shows Trowa walking down the sidewalk with Quatre running behind him, trying to
catch up with Trowa. Trowa pauses at a busy intersection and waits for traffic
to clear up.
"TROOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Quatre cried in slow motion.
Duo and Trinity speed by in
Trinity's Mustang GT honking the horn, Duo screaming "HEY YOU TWO GET A ROOM!"
at some people on the sidewalk, then Heero zoomed by, quickly followed by
Relena on rocket-powered rollerblades and Wufei on a little minibike screaming "THAT
IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH WOOFY… AHHHH WUFEI!"
Quatre meanwhile, catches
up with Trowa and glomps him to the ground. Dorothy and Zechs roll past, and
Zechs reaches out and grabs the two and throws them in the back seat.
"Wha—hey! Do you mind?!"
Quatre gasped in shock.
"We need you two for
balance!" Dorothy screamed, putting the petal to the metal, chasing Wufei.
"Damn you, Relena! You ran
over my pile of melted mes!" Wufei screamed.
"HEERO, GIVE UP! YOU'LL
NEVER ESCAPE ME!" Relena screamed after Heero.
"HELP ME! DUO!" Heero
yelled, trying to catch up with Trinity and Duo.
"ITS LIKE A FUCKIN CIRCUS
PARADE!" Trinity screamed speeding up, and busting through a guard rail to
plummet the car over a HUGE cliff into the ocean.
"I say we got a twenty minute
fall to the bottom, wanna do it?" Duo said.
"Beats twenty minutes of
screaming." Trinity said ripping off her shirt and attacking Duo with passion.
Heero zoomed off the cliff,
and began to fall, closely followed by Relena, Wufei and Dorothy, Zechs, Trowa
and Quatre.
"I LOVE YOU QUATRE!" Trowa
yelled on the way to the bottom.
"I LOVE YOU TOO!" Quatre
screamed and instantly started to make out with Trowa.
Dorothy kissed Zechs
passionately. "I always secretly loved you Zechs Merquise." Zechs muttered to himself.
Wufei put his head between
his legs and…kissed his ass goodbye.
Relena just wailed on the
way down flapping her little chicken arms trying to float up, but was hit by
Wufei kissing his own ass.
"And we still have ten
minutes to spare!" Duo said, gasping for air.
"Hold on," Trinity said and
hit three buttons on the dash. One setting out a parachute, the second, popping
out a flotation device for the entire car and the third to set the car upright.
"All right, show me what you got, Shinigami!" Trinity cried and attacked Duo
again.
**
SPLASH! **
Trinity's car hit the
water. Shortly followed by Heero, Relena, Wufei and Dorothy's car, with Dorothy, Zechs, Quatre and Trowa, who
were all making out.
"I hate dolls." Heero
muttered, smacking Relena with a 2x4 piece of driftwood.
The
End (it sucked didn't it?)
Author's
notes:
Ok, yeah the ending was
rushed, so sue me, no…wait…don't I have no money or a job…whatever. Here are a
few things that should be explained. Well, that wasn't the real ending…
Koi—casual way of saying
girlfriend/ boyfriend in Japanese.
What happened to Hilde and
Franz? Well, Hilde sued Franz for sexual harassment for $9,000 dollars and won
the case, after which Hilde came out of the closet and is now a raging lesbian.
Franz now works at Burger Buxx
Duo and Trinity: they got
married in a bar and now have 2 dogs, a cat, nine fish and 3 parakeets. They
plan on having kids someday.
Heero and Relena: Heero
killed Relena and began to stalk Dorothy. Relena's ghost still stalks Heero.
Dorothy and Zechs: Dorothy claimed she loved Zechs, and then
denied it. They broke up and Dorothy is now claiming that she is currently
dating Heero.
Wufei: Sued Crap-tell Toys,
Int. and lost his case of not making the Wufei Christies not real enough.
Trowa and Quatre: Let's
just say that all's well in their bedroom.
Rashid: Won a prize for his
pink cookies and now owns Rashid's PINK COOKIE Bakery.
Ok, I don't own Gundam
Wing, never have, probably never will (unless I become filthy rich ^_^) and if
I did own it, it would probably be as screwed up as this fic. This was purely
for fun, and after reading it, you're either
A) Laughing
your ass off
B) Laughing
your ass off on the floor
C) Plotting
to take over the world
D) Going to
send me one nasty-ass e-mail saying that my creativity sucks ass and I should
be examined.
I own Trinity, Franz and Burger Buxx, and if you have a problem with that, well too bad because they're mine! ::author laughs evilly::
(for real this time) The End
Created on: June 28, 2001
Finished on: July 11, 2001
