a/n: The last part.I hope it isnt too too stupid.Thanks to Spy Dragon,L&M, and LOTRfan for reveiwing.Boromir returns.it isnt really funny either.
disclaimer:none of this is mine.not even Legolas!
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"I'm not sure i like the look on your face,Pip." said Merry,studying Pippin's gleeful face.
"Oh,you will my preciousss..." muttered Pippin,searching for Sam's thong.
"Uh-oh." said Merry,rolling his eyes.
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Christmas Morning
Everyone rose early,ready to open their gifts.Pippin watched them eat their breakfast with eager anticipation.Legolas finally put his breakfast down and stared at Pippin concernedly.
"Are you ok?You look kinda tired." he said.
Pippin grinned toothily. "Yess..let's open presents my preciousss."
Legolas looked at Pippin,slightly alarmed."What's with the precious thing?"
Pippin shrugged and went to the tree.Everyone else gathered around it.Gimli reached under the tree and handed the blue package to Legolas,thinking it still contained the new quiver.Legolas opened it,his face turning red.Frodo took the box from him and quickly dropped it,tears of mirth running down his face,its contents spilling onto the floor.A pink flowered sundress.Gimli stared open-mouthed at the dress,which was certainly not the new quiver.
"Moving along.." said Gandalf,his present from Aragorn already in hand.
Pippin and Merry had been waiting for this one,scarcely able to contain themselves.Needless to say,Gandalf was not pleased.He put his hand in the box among the tissue paper and removed Sam's thong.
"HEY!" yelled Frodo," That's not for you!That's for-" he froze noticing everyone staring at him,suprised.
Aragorn stared at the thong in dismay. "I did NOT buy that." he said to a scowling Arwen.
"Here,Pippin,you go next." said Boromir (he's alive!!!!!!)
"uh??" said Pippin.
"Dont ask." said Boromir,rolling his eyes.
"Ok." Pippin tore the paper off his,revealing an Elton John cd(no offence).
"NOOOOOO!"
Merry sniggered.
By now everyone was very confused,but didnt want to stop,wondering what the others had gotten themselves.Now Frodo went.
"From Sam." he beamed at Sam. "uh..fishnet stockings..how thoughtful.." he said as everyone dissolved into laughter.
"From Gandalf to Gimli." said Gimli,dreading the moment."Wow..a pair of Arwen's underwear.."
Arwen jumped up and snatched them and Aragorn wacked Gandalf with his staff.
Now Legolas presented Arwen with her gift.She smiled at him,not knowing what to expect.
"EWWWWW!" she yelled,throwing it.
Aragorn lifted the box,but quickly dropped it. "Dont look!" he cried.
Gandalf now seized it and shuddered."Pippin!Mooning the camera!"
Everyone now looked to Pippin,knowing exactly what had happened.
"I didnt do it.." began Pippin lamely.
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1 week later.
The house of Elrond
"Hmm..this is an odd package." said Bilbo."It must be my gift from Frodo."
Opening the large box,Pippin Took spilled out,with a small amount of food.
"What happened Pippin,my lad?" said Bilbo helping him up.
"You dont want to know." said Pippin with a sigh.
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"I hope we punched enough air holes," said Legolas to Gimli.
"Oh well.Too late now." shrugged Gimli.
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THE END!
disclaimer:none of this is mine.not even Legolas!
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"I'm not sure i like the look on your face,Pip." said Merry,studying Pippin's gleeful face.
"Oh,you will my preciousss..." muttered Pippin,searching for Sam's thong.
"Uh-oh." said Merry,rolling his eyes.
____
Christmas Morning
Everyone rose early,ready to open their gifts.Pippin watched them eat their breakfast with eager anticipation.Legolas finally put his breakfast down and stared at Pippin concernedly.
"Are you ok?You look kinda tired." he said.
Pippin grinned toothily. "Yess..let's open presents my preciousss."
Legolas looked at Pippin,slightly alarmed."What's with the precious thing?"
Pippin shrugged and went to the tree.Everyone else gathered around it.Gimli reached under the tree and handed the blue package to Legolas,thinking it still contained the new quiver.Legolas opened it,his face turning red.Frodo took the box from him and quickly dropped it,tears of mirth running down his face,its contents spilling onto the floor.A pink flowered sundress.Gimli stared open-mouthed at the dress,which was certainly not the new quiver.
"Moving along.." said Gandalf,his present from Aragorn already in hand.
Pippin and Merry had been waiting for this one,scarcely able to contain themselves.Needless to say,Gandalf was not pleased.He put his hand in the box among the tissue paper and removed Sam's thong.
"HEY!" yelled Frodo," That's not for you!That's for-" he froze noticing everyone staring at him,suprised.
Aragorn stared at the thong in dismay. "I did NOT buy that." he said to a scowling Arwen.
"Here,Pippin,you go next." said Boromir (he's alive!!!!!!)
"uh??" said Pippin.
"Dont ask." said Boromir,rolling his eyes.
"Ok." Pippin tore the paper off his,revealing an Elton John cd(no offence).
"NOOOOOO!"
Merry sniggered.
By now everyone was very confused,but didnt want to stop,wondering what the others had gotten themselves.Now Frodo went.
"From Sam." he beamed at Sam. "uh..fishnet stockings..how thoughtful.." he said as everyone dissolved into laughter.
"From Gandalf to Gimli." said Gimli,dreading the moment."Wow..a pair of Arwen's underwear.."
Arwen jumped up and snatched them and Aragorn wacked Gandalf with his staff.
Now Legolas presented Arwen with her gift.She smiled at him,not knowing what to expect.
"EWWWWW!" she yelled,throwing it.
Aragorn lifted the box,but quickly dropped it. "Dont look!" he cried.
Gandalf now seized it and shuddered."Pippin!Mooning the camera!"
Everyone now looked to Pippin,knowing exactly what had happened.
"I didnt do it.." began Pippin lamely.
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1 week later.
The house of Elrond
"Hmm..this is an odd package." said Bilbo."It must be my gift from Frodo."
Opening the large box,Pippin Took spilled out,with a small amount of food.
"What happened Pippin,my lad?" said Bilbo helping him up.
"You dont want to know." said Pippin with a sigh.
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"I hope we punched enough air holes," said Legolas to Gimli.
"Oh well.Too late now." shrugged Gimli.
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THE END!