Author's notes:
This is the second chapter…
…-_-;;;
-Callo
The simple life…
The singles
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Eiko was sitting in her room, which used to be the guest room, in Lindblum castle.
She was drawing pictures of herself killing Dagger.
Eiko: Bwahaahaa!! Take that!! And that!! Die bitch, die!!
Suddenly, Mog pops out of nowhere,
Mog: Kupo!
Eiko: M-mog!! But, but… You died!!!
Mog: Ku-po! Kupopo! Kuppo-po! Kupo!*
* translation; that was in the game!, ya know…
Eiko: Oh, I see… Yay! You're not dead!! *hugs Mog* Hey! Will ya help me to kill Dagger!??
Mog: ….po…*
* Why not…
Eiko: Great!! Then I, Eiko Carol the six years old almighty summoner, shall rule both Lindblum AND Alexandria!!
Mwahahaaa!!!!
Mog: Kupppppoooo!!!! …??…!! Po-ku… Kupo-popo!? Pokukoku…?
* YAYYY!!! …??…!! But, how do you suppose to kill her… She has more guards than I have hair on my fur…
Eiko:.. Good point… *sits down and starts thinking* … … … … … … … Aha! That's it!! I'll summon Fenrir on her!!
Millennial Decay!! And KER-BLAM!! She's history!! Kyahahahaa!!!
Mog: Kuuupo, po…
* But she could summon Odin…
Eiko: H-huh?? O.o … Darn it!! I forgot that she's a summoner too… But, I shall summon Madeen on her!! He's stronger than Odin!! Terra Homing!!! And WHHOOSSHH and CRASH and BLAM and AAAARRGGHH!!! She is dead!! Dead as a stone!! Dead as Kuja and Vivi!! Gyahahahaaa!!!
Mog: … *sigh* Po… Kupopopooo!! Kuppoppo!! POOOMM ku KOOO ku POKUU!!! Ku kupopo, popu kupo…
* But… she could summon Ark on you!!! BOOOM and BANG and BADAAMM!! You're dead, dead as Zorn and Thorn…
Eiko: Uweeheeheehee- Whatwhatwhat!!!?? AAAHH!! "#¤%¤"##W&¤/&(%%¤¤#!!! Goddamn Ark!!… *sniff* Now I'll never get Zidane…. Waaahh!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!! *sniff, sniff*…*sob*…. Okay, that's enough crying!! Wanna go shopping!!?? I have lot's of money, I am the 'princess' of Lindblum, ya know…*smirk*
Mog: Kupo!!
* Let's go!!
….So, they went shopping…
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Quina
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He/she was catching frogs in his/her own marsh. But, due to his/hers fatness, he/she couldn't catch any.
Quina: *huff* Come here you frog! I eat you! * wheeze * I cook you as dinner!!
Frog: (Keep dreaming fat ass!)
Quina: *puff* Stop! When I say you stop you have to stop!
He/she runs after a couple of frogs until he/she gets tired,
Quina: Ooh, I half dead… My head hurt… My stomach say, feed me! Feed me!, and Quina's Gastro Fork go bye-bye… This no good…
Suddenly Amarant runs past him/her Lani chasing him,
Amarant: AAAHH! Lani!! No!! I don't wanna be a father !!! WAAAHH!! I don't wanna I don't wanna!!
Lani: Aww, c'mon Red!! Wouldn't it be nice to hold a small, innocent and cute and lovable and soft, just-born baby in yer arms??!! I would like it! *all crazed from baby-fever*
Amarant: NOOOOO!!! Mommy!! Help me!!! Save me from her vicious plans!!!
They run away.
Quina: They sure busy… Ho, who coming now…?
This time Beatrix and Steiner come,
Beatrix: No, no, no!! I won't fu** you until I see you without that old an' rusty armor!
Steiner: But, you said…
Beatrix: I said I'll fu** you after you get rid of your armor!!
Steiner: Nooo…*sob* … I-I-I-I love, my *sniff* armor… I-I-I d-don't wanna get rid of it…*starts to cry*
Beatrix: *feels sorry for poor Steiner* Ah, please don't cry… Hey, how about that we go get your armor a polishing? Would you like that? Huh..?
Steiner: *eyes all red from the crying* …Re-really…?
Beatrix: Sure! ^_^
Steiner: ^_________________^ *gives Beatrix a huge bear hug* Yay! Let's go! *drags Beatrix with him*
Beatrix: How do get stuck with weird people…?
Quina: …??? Ho, Quina have idea! Quina start a dating service! Quina make many money! Then Quina buy food and get even more fat! No have to catch frog anymore!
So, Quina did start a Dating Service and he/she got hell lot of money… And you can guess the rest…
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Kuja
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Kuja was-
Callo(Me!): Hold it!! Hold it!! Kuja, come 'ere…
Kuja: M-me…?
Callo: Well, duh! Is there anyone else named Kuja?
Kuja: …
Callo: Just as I thought… *Kuja walks to her* Ya see, da prob is that, YOU'RE DEAD!! YOU CANNOT BE IN THIS FIC!
Kuja:…Wh-why…?
Callo: Cuz, *points at a huge floating sign* NO DEAD PEOPLE ALLOWED!!
Kuja: *is gonna cry*
Callo: … Geez, okay, it's okay… *pats Kuja on his shoulder* you'll get your chance sometime… Besides, you have lot's of fans *points at all the Kuja fans out there* and they love ya…
Kuja: !!! I do!!?? *sees his fans* Ah! I do have fans! *sniff* I'm so happy! Thank you Callo! You saved my life *hugz Me!* !!
Callo: Ack! C-cute! Will you let go or else I'll choke!!
Kuja: Ah, gomen nasai *lets Me! go* …
Callo: *doesn't understand Japanese* Eh… 0.0;;; O-okay… Well, I'll get going… now, take care… *hops into the vortex which leads her home* Crazy people!
Kuja: *looks at his fans* Ah! My Dear Fans! How I Do Love You All!! Think I'll sing for you!
Aaaa~!
Me! stops typing to save you from the horrible experiment.
Callo: Phew… Sorry, Kuja… I had to do it…..
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Callo(Me!)
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Callo is sitting in her room and writing a new chapter to her first fic (The Search for Lost love).
Callo: I must be really pathetic person to write 'bout myself…
???: Damn right you are!
Callo: AAAHH!! Wh-who is this??
Amarant emerges from the shadows,
Callo: !!!! Ookay… 0_o Now, this is weird….
Red(I'll call him Red now, it's shorter to write than Amarant!: You little brat! Why the hell did you put me into your stupid fic with Freya!??
Callo:… Cuz, you two make a cute couple…
Red: Well I don't like it! I don't wanna be with Freya!!
Callo: Do you wanna be with Lani then? I can change the script whenever I want!
Red:… Darn it…
Callo: Ha-ha-ha! Now, off you go!
Red:… But, but, but…
Callo. GET THE FU** OUTTA MY ROOM!!! *is a very aggressive person, no duh, I am a Taurus, ya know*
Red: …WAAH! Meanie!! * disappears as fast as he came*
Callo: Good! Now all of you people who read(and reviewed) this story, thank you and good bye! I've done enough writing fir one day, so now I'm gonna go and take a nap! Over an' out!
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*doesn't wanna talk to anyone*
-Callo(Me!)