This is my first story ever, and Bulma and Vegita are the best couple in Dragon Ball Z, because they have Trunks, and he is the best character on the show. So here goes my first story ever it is not in french or anything it is only the title that is in french, and the title does have something to do with the story, but that comes into play later in the story. I hope you like it please read and review.
~Trunks'LittleAngel
Grosses Bises (Love and Kisses)- Chapter One: No Need for Retards
"Bulma, please I'm sorry," said Yamcha
"What is there to explain I just found you groping one of my employees right outside of my lab door, how stupid are you," screamed Bulma
"Listen Bulma, It's just that I broke my date with Terry so I could be with you tonight, and when I came here to pick you up she thought that…Opps!" Yamcha said
"Opps is right, I knew you were cheating on me Yamcha," Bulma screamed
"Listen Bulma, it was all a mistake you're the only one for me, you know that," Yamcha tried
"The only thing that was a mistake was our relationship, and all I know is that it's over Yamcha, I never want to see you again," Bulma screamed
"I'm not leaving until you take me back," Yamcha stated
Bulma didn't know what to do, as Yamcha was moving closer to her by the second. Bulma reached to the side of her and found a stack of dishes that she began to hurl at Yamcha. Of course, he dodged every one, and as each dish crashed against the wall Yamcha took one more step closer to Bulma. Bulma was starting to get pretty scared of what Yamcha might do when he reached her, not to mention she was out of dishes. So she said the only thing that she could think of to get Yamcha away from her.
"If you don't leave right now I'll call for Vegita," Bulma threatened
"Please Bulma, I love you don't go and get Vegita into this," Yamcha said
Those words I love you they were supposed to mean something not just be thrown around doesn't that mean anything to him Bulma thought. As Bulma was thinking tears began to well up in her eyes. Bulma really didn't want Yamcha to see her cry, so she did the only thing she could to get him out of there.
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Vegita came trudging downstairs from where he was watching TV in his room.
"What do you want, woma…" Vegita started but then trailed off when he saw the look in Bulma's eyes
"Why the hell are you here you pathetic little human, why don't you go home and screw one of your 'friends' as you call them," Vegita growled
"Don't worry Bulma, I'll be back later," Yamcha stated
With that Yamcha turned around and flew out of the door and into the night's sky. Bulma couldn't take it anymore she began to sob, and then she felt her legs start to give out. Just as she was about to hit the floor a strong pair of arms caught her, Bulma looked up and found Vegita keeping her from hitting the floor.
Vegita looked down at Bulma what am I doing he thought
All of a sudden Vegita dropped Bulma and she went crashing to the floor
"Hey, what did you do that for you jerk," yelled Bulma
"Weak humans, If you want someone to keep you from falling go get your boyfriend to do it," Vegita growled with his usual smirk on his face
"I don't have a boyfriend," Bulma stated
"That's not my problem," Vegita said as he walked back upstairs
Then Bulma was left alone in her big kitchen, as she walked upstairs to her room Bulma remembered all the times she shared with Yamcha. Bulma then plopped down on her bed and cried herself to sleep.
Next Day .
The sun was streaming into Bulma's room, and Bulma woke up to the sound of birds happily chirping away.
"Oh man, what a horrible night that was last night, I can't believe that retard Yamcha," Bulma said. "Oh Well, oh my god it's already 10:00 am I better get up and make Vegita's breakfast before he comes in here and starts screaming at me. He is always sooooo hungry after his morning training session," Bulma stated
Bulma got out of bed and got dressed, then she walked downstairs and opened up the refrigerator to see what she should make for Vegita.
"Let's see I'll make eggs, bacon, sausage, omelets, pancakes, waffles, cereal, poptarts, toast, milk, and orange juice. That should at least be able to tie him over till I go to the store," Bulma said to herself
Bulma started cooking and about a half-hour later a hungry saiyan walked into Capsule Corp.
"Where is my breakfast woman, I'm starving Vegita growled
"It will be ready in a second Vegita, sit down and drink your orange juice," Bulma replied
"Fine, but hurry up with my food," Vegita said
"Ok Vegita, we have eggs, sausage, poptarts, omelets, bacon, toast, pancakes, waffles, cereal, milk, and orange juice," Bulma told him
"Is that all woman," Vegita huffed
"Well, I have to go shopping later, all-mighty-prince of saiyan's it's not my fault you eat us out of house and home," Bulma yelled
"Just shut up and give me my food woman," Vegita growled back at her
"Here you are your majesty," Bulma barked as she handed Vegita his 17 plates of food
All of a sudden there was a ring and Bulma picked up the phone as Vegita was stuffing his face.
"Hello," Bulma said
"Hi Bulma, this is ChiChi I was wondering if you wanted to come over, and well have a little girl talk today," ChiChi said
"Sure ChiChi when do you want me to come," replied Bulma
"As soon as possible Bulm," ChiChi said
"Well I need about a half-hour to get ready but then it will take me at least an hour to get to your house in my air jet, unless…" Bulma told her
"Unless what Bulma," ChiChi asked
"Nothing ChiChi, expect me at your house anywhere from a half-hour to an hour and a half," Bulma said
"Ok Bulma whatever, Bye," ChiChi said
"Bye ChiChi," Bulma said with an evil grin on her face, Bulma hung up the phone and started to walk over towards Vegita who was still eating his SMALL breakfast.
"Vegita, will you do me a huge favor and fly me over to Goku's house in about a half-hour," Bulma asked
"This all-mighty-prince has to train woman," Vegita replied
"Please Vegita, it will take me an hour to get there in my air car but if your flying me it will only take a matter of minutes," Bulma pleaded
"No woman," Vegita yelled
"Well, then I'm not buying any ice cream when I go shopping," Bulma threatened him
"Fine, I'll take you to stupid Kakarotto's house, just shut up and hurry up so we can leave," Vegita yelled
"Good, I'll go get ready," Bulma replied happily
About forty-five minutes later after Bulma had showered, changed, and put on her make up she was ready to go.
"Hey Vegita, I'm ready to go now," Bulma said as she was coming down the stairs to the kitchen where Vegita was still siting
"Finally, man you are so slow woman," Vegita yelled
Vegita picked Bulma and he began to fly in the direction of Goku's house. Bulma did not know what to do except holding on for dear life. Out of site Yamcha was flying to Terry's house when he saw Vegita carrying Bulma, and her with her arms wrapped tightly and lovingly around his neck.
"So that's why she wanted to get rid of me, well I'm not letting that monkey take my place," Yamcha said to himself as he flew off
Vegita set Bulma down in front of Goku's house and took his usual pose. Bulma knocked on the door and Goku answered.
"Hey Bulma, uhhhh…hi Vegita," Goku said cheerfully
"Well I'll see you later Vegita, okay bye," Bulma said
All Bulma got from Vegita was a humph which in Vegita's language meant okay, and then he flew off.
Goku just smiled and thought Trunks was right, it's already starting between them
Goku invited Bulma inside and called for ChiChi
"ChiChi, Bulma is here," Goku called
"Coming," ChiChi called back
ChiChi came out of Gohan's room where she was obviously making him study non-stop.
"Hi Bulma, how did you get here so fast," asked ChiChi
"Vegita flew me over here so it was really quick," Bulma replied
"Oh…but anyway I heard about you and Yamcha, what happened between you two," ChiChi questioned
"Nothing ChiChi, it's really a long story and I'd rather not talk about it right now," Bulma said
All of a sudden there was a loud knock on the front door.
"One second Bulma, I have to get the door," ChiChi said
"Yeah, of course ChiChi," Bulma replied
ChiChi walked over to the door and opened it only to find a very angry Yamcha.
"Where is Bulma I need to talk to her," Yamcha said
"She is right in the kitchen, Yamcha," ChiChi replied
Yamcha walked right past ChiChi and into the kitchen where Bulma was sitting
"Bulma, how dare you dump me for that stupid monkey," Yamcha screamed
"Yamcha, what are you talking about," Bulma asked
"You know what I am talking about Bulma, where is he I'll kill him, VEGITA where are you?" Yamcha screamed
"WHAT! Do you think that me and Vegita are going out?" Bulma yelled
"No, your probably just screwing each other," Yamcha yelled back
"No way Yamcha, what the hell gave you that idea?" Bulma screamed
"Well, maybe it was when you were riding around in his arms, with your head on his chest, eyes closed, and arms tightly and lovingly around his neck," Yamcha screamed
"You stupid idiot, he was flying me over here cause it takes to long in my air car, and I was holding on for dear life, because I was scared out of my wits," Bulma yelled
"Oh…I'm sorry baby, I should have never doubted you, come here," Yamcha said with outstretched arms, and he began to move closer to Bulma
"Get away from me you asshole, we are still broken up, I told you it was over and I mean it, I never want to see you again Yamcha," Bulma screamed
"Maybe it would be best if you left now, Yamcha," ChiChi stated
"Fine, but you'll take me back eventually Bulma," Yamcha said
"I doubt that," Bulma said as Yamcha walked out of the house and flew up into the afternoon's blue sky
"Are you okay, Bulma," ChiChi asked after Yamcha was gone
"Yeah ChiChi I'm fine, who needs that retard Yamcha anyway," Bulma said as she once again sat down at ChiChi's kitchen table
Hahahahahahahahahaha, Yamcha is such a retard I hate him so much, Bulma better pick Vegita over him. In the next chapter Vegita and Bulma start to notice feelings that they have for each other (not like either of them will admit it though). I hope you liked the first chapter, please read the other chapters that are to come, and PLEASE REVIEW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
~Trunks'LittleAngel