Who is the biggest Harry Potter fan?
A/N- Ok this is kinda a take off on Who wants to be a Millionare so all that i took belongs to ABC and all the Harry Potter peoples belong to J.K Rowling! O and this has probably been done before but i never saw ne so hopefully this is good!!! :)
Starring Dumbledore!!!
Who is the biggest Harry Potter fan?
-Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Cho Chang, Hermione Granger (says shes here just for the "knowledge"), J.K. Rowling, some crazy fanatic (it could be u!!)-
"Hello everyone!!! This is the first edition of Who is the biggest Harry Potter fan??" screamed Dumbledore, "I'm Dumbledore and I am NOT the weakest link so stop saying I am you...people *tears come to his eyes then he pops back up* anyways!!! These people over there are "saying" they are the biggest Harry Potter fans now they will prove it...they get 30 seconds for each question about Harry. They will be in muliple choice form..and....oh ya to pick who goes first we will ask a question and whoever takes the least time to answer it gets to go first. Any questions???"
"Um...yes Mr. Dumbledore Sir....I'm the author of this book so why am i here??" asked j.K.
"Well...you wanted to so you're here anything else??? GOOD!! Now lets get started the quick-Q...is Who is the author of the Harry Potter series? A. J.k. Rowling....B. MEE!!!!!...or .C. The minister.. U have ten seconds...GO!!!"
"MR DUMBLEDORE!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT QUESTION!!! WHY ARE U ASKING THAt??? WHO WOULDNT KNOW THA!!! SINCE I AM THE AUTHOR!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"OOOOKKKK...Anyways times up...and it looks like....Some crazy fanatic got it first...now can u please come..."
"AHHHH!!!!!!!! WHERE IS HE???? WHERE'S HARRY POTTER???!!?!?! I WANNA MEET HIM!!! LET ME AT IM!!! COME ON!!! DUMBLEDORE PERSON MAGIG!!! U HAVE NOTHING TO DO WIT THE BOOK STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE i'M SOME CRAZY FANATIC...!!!"
"Isn't that you're name?" asked Colin.
"WHAT?!?!?!! WELL NO!!!! MY NAME IS...."
"we don't have time for this crap!!!"screamed dumbledore.
The audience gasps.
"WHAT?!!?!? THINK I DONT SWEAR???!?!?! HUH??"
No one speaks...
"GOOD!!! now fanatic girl get in the seat and answer the freakin questions!!!!!!!"
"Fine...but i better get to see harry!!" said the crazy fanatic.
"Yup u will...right... anyways here's your first question....in the first book who was the cat? A. Harry B. Mc Gonagal C. MEEE!!!! D. Marilyn Manson (sorry i had to add that for some reason...) "
"ummm...wow that is like soooo....hard...ya right!!! it's B!!! B!!! B!!!"
"Is that your final answer???"
"NAHH!!!"
"O well you have 10 seconds left"
"YES IT IS U DIMWIT!!!"
"Do u want the points?"
"NOOOOO!!! I JUST WANNA MEET HARRRRY!!!"
"OOOOKK...take this maniac outa here please!!!"
"NOOOOO!!!!"
*some big people took her away while she's screaming*
"Alrighty...well now lets get someone else who was second??? ummm....colin Creevey come up here!" said Dumbledore smiling.
"YES!!! I get to go upppp!!!" screamed Colin.
"Alright now....In Harry's first year who helped him get past the big chess board?
a. Hermione B. MEEE!!! C. Ron D. Himself
"umm...RON!!!"
"Is that ur final answer?"
"YUP..."
"U r correct!! U get a 10 % chance of spending the day with Harry!!"
"WHAT??!?!?!! I COuLDA GOTTEN CHANCES!!! I THOUGHT!!! NOOOO...." screamed the crazy fanatic who had escaped but got caught again.
"OKKK....Well we'll be back after some words from those awfully ungreat...i mean great sponsers!!" sMiled Dumbledore.
A/N- Which means I'll have time to think and see how bad u people thought this was...lol well anyways please review...even though i hate askin for em!!! Well I'll post the next one up layta if ya people liked it if not then i wont!! :)
A/N- Ok this is kinda a take off on Who wants to be a Millionare so all that i took belongs to ABC and all the Harry Potter peoples belong to J.K Rowling! O and this has probably been done before but i never saw ne so hopefully this is good!!! :)
Starring Dumbledore!!!
Who is the biggest Harry Potter fan?
-Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Cho Chang, Hermione Granger (says shes here just for the "knowledge"), J.K. Rowling, some crazy fanatic (it could be u!!)-
"Hello everyone!!! This is the first edition of Who is the biggest Harry Potter fan??" screamed Dumbledore, "I'm Dumbledore and I am NOT the weakest link so stop saying I am you...people *tears come to his eyes then he pops back up* anyways!!! These people over there are "saying" they are the biggest Harry Potter fans now they will prove it...they get 30 seconds for each question about Harry. They will be in muliple choice form..and....oh ya to pick who goes first we will ask a question and whoever takes the least time to answer it gets to go first. Any questions???"
"Um...yes Mr. Dumbledore Sir....I'm the author of this book so why am i here??" asked j.K.
"Well...you wanted to so you're here anything else??? GOOD!! Now lets get started the quick-Q...is Who is the author of the Harry Potter series? A. J.k. Rowling....B. MEE!!!!!...or .C. The minister.. U have ten seconds...GO!!!"
"MR DUMBLEDORE!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT QUESTION!!! WHY ARE U ASKING THAt??? WHO WOULDNT KNOW THA!!! SINCE I AM THE AUTHOR!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"OOOOKKKK...Anyways times up...and it looks like....Some crazy fanatic got it first...now can u please come..."
"AHHHH!!!!!!!! WHERE IS HE???? WHERE'S HARRY POTTER???!!?!?! I WANNA MEET HIM!!! LET ME AT IM!!! COME ON!!! DUMBLEDORE PERSON MAGIG!!! U HAVE NOTHING TO DO WIT THE BOOK STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE i'M SOME CRAZY FANATIC...!!!"
"Isn't that you're name?" asked Colin.
"WHAT?!?!?!! WELL NO!!!! MY NAME IS...."
"we don't have time for this crap!!!"screamed dumbledore.
The audience gasps.
"WHAT?!!?!? THINK I DONT SWEAR???!?!?! HUH??"
No one speaks...
"GOOD!!! now fanatic girl get in the seat and answer the freakin questions!!!!!!!"
"Fine...but i better get to see harry!!" said the crazy fanatic.
"Yup u will...right... anyways here's your first question....in the first book who was the cat? A. Harry B. Mc Gonagal C. MEEE!!!! D. Marilyn Manson (sorry i had to add that for some reason...) "
"ummm...wow that is like soooo....hard...ya right!!! it's B!!! B!!! B!!!"
"Is that your final answer???"
"NAHH!!!"
"O well you have 10 seconds left"
"YES IT IS U DIMWIT!!!"
"Do u want the points?"
"NOOOOO!!! I JUST WANNA MEET HARRRRY!!!"
"OOOOKK...take this maniac outa here please!!!"
"NOOOOO!!!!"
*some big people took her away while she's screaming*
"Alrighty...well now lets get someone else who was second??? ummm....colin Creevey come up here!" said Dumbledore smiling.
"YES!!! I get to go upppp!!!" screamed Colin.
"Alright now....In Harry's first year who helped him get past the big chess board?
a. Hermione B. MEEE!!! C. Ron D. Himself
"umm...RON!!!"
"Is that ur final answer?"
"YUP..."
"U r correct!! U get a 10 % chance of spending the day with Harry!!"
"WHAT??!?!?!! I COuLDA GOTTEN CHANCES!!! I THOUGHT!!! NOOOO...." screamed the crazy fanatic who had escaped but got caught again.
"OKKK....Well we'll be back after some words from those awfully ungreat...i mean great sponsers!!" sMiled Dumbledore.
A/N- Which means I'll have time to think and see how bad u people thought this was...lol well anyways please review...even though i hate askin for em!!! Well I'll post the next one up layta if ya people liked it if not then i wont!! :)