A/N- I had some very interesting reviews....o and "Paige Patricia Potter" i know Dumbledore would never swear like that...thats kinda the point....ok and thank u for ur ummm....review...i guess....ok well on wit the story!!! BTW- yes i am crazy (WYSIWYG's review...)
Dumbledore looked around..."and action!!!" said the director.
"Yes Minerva the winner gets to spend the whole day with Harry!" said Dumbledore on live TV.
"Darn...who would want that?" asked Minerva back.
"Don't know dear...but i have to deal with him everyday..."
Harry walks on stage VERY angry.
"DUMBLEDORE!!! U HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING VERY RUDE ONSTAGE!!! IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS!!! AND FANFIC WRITERS!!!! THAT MEANS CHILDREN!!! DO U UNDERSTAND?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!" said harry very angrily
"oooo soooo....harrrryryyyyyyy....u aren'ttttt....madddddddd...."
"no I'm just storming on stage to tell u not to be rude."
"o ok! Thats great I got to start the show now Harry so please go back to whatever crap u were doing."
Harry stars at Dumbledore as if he had a million heads then stormed away mumbling something about revenge.
"Ok people!!! Let's start this show!!!! You can put us on air now!!!" said Dumbledore.
"Ummm...Mr. D....dude...ummm....like its been on since a little before Harry came in..." said one of the camera crew.
"WELL WHY DIDNT U TURN IT OFF???" yelled "mr d"
"cazz.....zzzzzz......ummmm.....we kinda thought we should get back at u for being so rude to like Harry Potter!"
"OOOO...SO U WANNA GET BACK HUH? THINK i'LL GET MAD HUH?WELL..."
"JUST START THE SHOW!!!!" yelled someone in the audience.
"fine..." said Dumbledore looking very angry.
"Now Hermione....lets see....o ok so in Harry's 2nd year....who did he save from the Basilisk? a. meeee.... b. ginny c. ron d. ummm...u hermione..."
"well i know it wasn't me....or u or ron....well i know it's ginny!!" said hermione.
"thats ur final answer?" asked Dumbledore.
"ya!"
"Ur correct!!"
"U get a 20% chance of meeting harry now!!!" said Dumbledore.
"O ya!!!" said hermione sarcasticly although Dumbledore seemed to think she wasn't joking and smiled at her.
"awww....u have a thing for Mr. Potter i see..." said Dumbledore.
"WHAT?!?!?!?! HE'S MY FRIEND NOT MY LUVERBOY!!! WHAT ARE U CRAZY?!!??!?!!?!?!?!??!!? THATS IT!!! THIS SHOW IS REALLY DUMB...O AND WHOEVER'S READING THIS FIC I'M NOT YELLING AT U!!"
"Hermione Granger!!! Do u wanna become headgirl or not?"
"not now i don't!!! bye losers!"
hermione stormed away leaving the audience in awe.
*audience starts laughing*
I SAID AUDIENCE IN AWE!!!
*audience is in awe*
better....
Dumbledore sighs....
"Ok well thats the end of THIS show..."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" screams Dennis Creevey "dont i have a chance to meet harry?!?!!?"
"and me?" asked J.K. sarcasticly.
"O FINE!!!" screamed dumbledore annoyed.
now be nice...
"SHUT UP U STUPID FAN FIC WRITER!! THIS STORy ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!!! AND UR MAKING ME LOOK BAD EVEN THE PEOPLE AGREE"
*people nod in agreeent*
I'm the one writing this u know...
"DONT CARE CAN THIS SHOW GO ON??!?!!"
I supose....
"Alright now it's....o Ms. rowlings' turn...sorry Creevey I just had to see the look on your face but Ms. Rowling should come up since she's the writer of harry potter and should know this better then any of u even that crazy maniac....thing..."said Dumbledore.
"Dumbledore....god this is weird well anyways one minute i was writing Harry's 5th year-the ending and suddenly I'm on a game show!!! wHY!!?!?!?! And who is watching this??? not Muggles....I would think." said J.K.
"O nooo...not muggles!!! wizards crazy and stupid wizards...."
"I seeee......now what stupid question are u gonna ask me?"
"What happens to harry in his 7th year? A. The whole world blows up... B. hArry dies....finally!!! ;) C. Nothing happens harry wins and all is well D. MEEEEE!!1!!!!!!!HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHehe..."
*JK stars in disbelief*
"I can't give that away!!!"
"U mean one of those things does happen?"
"well...yes... of course...."
"DOES HARRY DIE FINALLY?!??!?!" Dumbledore asks excited.
"Nooooooo/.....of course not!!! harry wouldn't die not in MYYYY world anyways!"
"OOOO sorry....i didn't know ur 'world' was so dull"
"it's not dull.....I'm DDDDD!!"
"D??!?!?!?"
"uh huh"
"U know what the means?"
"not a clue"
"It MEANs....U GET TO gO TO THA STAGE AND SPEND A DAY wiT HARRY!!! CAZ SOMEONE ACCUALLY PICKED MEEEEE AS THE ANSWeR!!!"
"ummm...no."
"ummmm....ya!!"
"I dont wanna spend a day with HARRY!!! I just wanna go home!!"
"O quit ur whinning and get over there!!"
*JK walked off looking really glum*
"Hey what about me?!?!?!" asked Dennis looking very angry.
"O...well nothing..." said Dumbledore happy this stupid TV show was over....for GOODD!!! HAHAHAHA.
"but Dumbledoreeeeeee....." dennis cried.
"whatattttt creveyyyyyyyyy" Dumbledore moaked(dont ask what the word is please!!!)
*suddenly ron popped out of nowhere and screamed he loved pigs*
Everyone starred at ron and he farted.
Everyone laughed at Ron...
"VERY funnny.....now anyways....I really love pigs!!!" Said ron.
"ummm...Ron ur not in the fic!!" said Hermione who had finally come back.
"HERMy-OWN-NINNY!!" screamed krum outta nowhere also.
"OMG....not HIMMM...again!!" said hermione screaming and running backstage again.
Ron looked around, "What are u starring at?" he asked.
A/N- sorry that was really bad!!! REALLLLLY bad...dont know why I'm posting it...bored i guess...this one i dont think was funny...it's kinda dumb i guess....but gimme ideas for somethin better funny or not!!! see yas!!!
Dumbledore looked around..."and action!!!" said the director.
"Yes Minerva the winner gets to spend the whole day with Harry!" said Dumbledore on live TV.
"Darn...who would want that?" asked Minerva back.
"Don't know dear...but i have to deal with him everyday..."
Harry walks on stage VERY angry.
"DUMBLEDORE!!! U HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING VERY RUDE ONSTAGE!!! IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS!!! AND FANFIC WRITERS!!!! THAT MEANS CHILDREN!!! DO U UNDERSTAND?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!" said harry very angrily
"oooo soooo....harrrryryyyyyyy....u aren'ttttt....madddddddd...."
"no I'm just storming on stage to tell u not to be rude."
"o ok! Thats great I got to start the show now Harry so please go back to whatever crap u were doing."
Harry stars at Dumbledore as if he had a million heads then stormed away mumbling something about revenge.
"Ok people!!! Let's start this show!!!! You can put us on air now!!!" said Dumbledore.
"Ummm...Mr. D....dude...ummm....like its been on since a little before Harry came in..." said one of the camera crew.
"WELL WHY DIDNT U TURN IT OFF???" yelled "mr d"
"cazz.....zzzzzz......ummmm.....we kinda thought we should get back at u for being so rude to like Harry Potter!"
"OOOO...SO U WANNA GET BACK HUH? THINK i'LL GET MAD HUH?WELL..."
"JUST START THE SHOW!!!!" yelled someone in the audience.
"fine..." said Dumbledore looking very angry.
"Now Hermione....lets see....o ok so in Harry's 2nd year....who did he save from the Basilisk? a. meeee.... b. ginny c. ron d. ummm...u hermione..."
"well i know it wasn't me....or u or ron....well i know it's ginny!!" said hermione.
"thats ur final answer?" asked Dumbledore.
"ya!"
"Ur correct!!"
"U get a 20% chance of meeting harry now!!!" said Dumbledore.
"O ya!!!" said hermione sarcasticly although Dumbledore seemed to think she wasn't joking and smiled at her.
"awww....u have a thing for Mr. Potter i see..." said Dumbledore.
"WHAT?!?!?!?! HE'S MY FRIEND NOT MY LUVERBOY!!! WHAT ARE U CRAZY?!!??!?!!?!?!?!??!!? THATS IT!!! THIS SHOW IS REALLY DUMB...O AND WHOEVER'S READING THIS FIC I'M NOT YELLING AT U!!"
"Hermione Granger!!! Do u wanna become headgirl or not?"
"not now i don't!!! bye losers!"
hermione stormed away leaving the audience in awe.
*audience starts laughing*
I SAID AUDIENCE IN AWE!!!
*audience is in awe*
better....
Dumbledore sighs....
"Ok well thats the end of THIS show..."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" screams Dennis Creevey "dont i have a chance to meet harry?!?!!?"
"and me?" asked J.K. sarcasticly.
"O FINE!!!" screamed dumbledore annoyed.
now be nice...
"SHUT UP U STUPID FAN FIC WRITER!! THIS STORy ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!!! AND UR MAKING ME LOOK BAD EVEN THE PEOPLE AGREE"
*people nod in agreeent*
I'm the one writing this u know...
"DONT CARE CAN THIS SHOW GO ON??!?!!"
I supose....
"Alright now it's....o Ms. rowlings' turn...sorry Creevey I just had to see the look on your face but Ms. Rowling should come up since she's the writer of harry potter and should know this better then any of u even that crazy maniac....thing..."said Dumbledore.
"Dumbledore....god this is weird well anyways one minute i was writing Harry's 5th year-the ending and suddenly I'm on a game show!!! wHY!!?!?!?! And who is watching this??? not Muggles....I would think." said J.K.
"O nooo...not muggles!!! wizards crazy and stupid wizards...."
"I seeee......now what stupid question are u gonna ask me?"
"What happens to harry in his 7th year? A. The whole world blows up... B. hArry dies....finally!!! ;) C. Nothing happens harry wins and all is well D. MEEEEE!!1!!!!!!!HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHehe..."
*JK stars in disbelief*
"I can't give that away!!!"
"U mean one of those things does happen?"
"well...yes... of course...."
"DOES HARRY DIE FINALLY?!??!?!" Dumbledore asks excited.
"Nooooooo/.....of course not!!! harry wouldn't die not in MYYYY world anyways!"
"OOOO sorry....i didn't know ur 'world' was so dull"
"it's not dull.....I'm DDDDD!!"
"D??!?!?!?"
"uh huh"
"U know what the means?"
"not a clue"
"It MEANs....U GET TO gO TO THA STAGE AND SPEND A DAY wiT HARRY!!! CAZ SOMEONE ACCUALLY PICKED MEEEEE AS THE ANSWeR!!!"
"ummm...no."
"ummmm....ya!!"
"I dont wanna spend a day with HARRY!!! I just wanna go home!!"
"O quit ur whinning and get over there!!"
*JK walked off looking really glum*
"Hey what about me?!?!?!" asked Dennis looking very angry.
"O...well nothing..." said Dumbledore happy this stupid TV show was over....for GOODD!!! HAHAHAHA.
"but Dumbledoreeeeeee....." dennis cried.
"whatattttt creveyyyyyyyyy" Dumbledore moaked(dont ask what the word is please!!!)
*suddenly ron popped out of nowhere and screamed he loved pigs*
Everyone starred at ron and he farted.
Everyone laughed at Ron...
"VERY funnny.....now anyways....I really love pigs!!!" Said ron.
"ummm...Ron ur not in the fic!!" said Hermione who had finally come back.
"HERMy-OWN-NINNY!!" screamed krum outta nowhere also.
"OMG....not HIMMM...again!!" said hermione screaming and running backstage again.
Ron looked around, "What are u starring at?" he asked.
A/N- sorry that was really bad!!! REALLLLLY bad...dont know why I'm posting it...bored i guess...this one i dont think was funny...it's kinda dumb i guess....but gimme ideas for somethin better funny or not!!! see yas!!!