I'm here and back with Chapter 2 of our poor Mamo-chan's excellent adventures at the beach! For those of you who HAVEN'T read Chapter 1, this fic takes place when Usagi and Mamoru are just beginning to date. (Please read Chapter 1 if you haven't, this fic will make a lot more sense if you do.) Naoko Takeuchi owns Sailormoon, not Amai-chan! I hope you enjoy Chapter 2 and send me an email if you have any comments.On forth with the fic! ^^
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Pretty Soldier Sailor Amai-chan, Senshi 'o nekos and all things shiney proudly presents:
Mamo-chan's Excellent Adventures at the Beach!
Chapter 2
by Amai-chan
Like every Saturday, the shopping plaza was filled with busy shoppers. Children held their mothers' hands happily as they skipped through the stores. Venders yelled out as they displayed their trinkets. American tourists wandered around the shops, looking at the signs with great confusion. All was normal, until a scream was heard through out the small mall.
"I WANT ICE CREAM!" Usagi screamed. All eyes in the mall turned to the odango-headed girl and she gave a look of surprise.
"But Usagi-chan, we have only been shopping for an hour and a half." Minako explained.
"An hour and a half too long." Mamoru complained. The girls turned and faced Mamoru, death threats formed on their faces. "Ah. Gomen. I mean...Why don't we shop for another hour and a half?" The girls nodded. "Damnit." Mamoru groaned.
"But! I don't want to shop anymore." Usagi's stomach growled. "See? Either does my stomach! Let's go get some ice cream."
"I agree with Usako, this shopping thing is getting boring." Sweat poured down Mamoru's face when he reliazed what he just said. "I mean...." He said before the death threat faces could form. "This shopping thing could NEVER get boring."
Makoto's stomach growled. "Well, actually now that you mention it, Usagi-chan, I am kind of hungry."
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR could be heard coming from Minako's stomach. "Ah. Looks like I'm hungry too."
"Alright! Then that settles it! Let's go get some ice cream!" Usagi shouted with glee and dragged Mamoru and the girls to the ice cream stand.
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"Chocolate or Strawberry? Chocolate or Strawberry? Chocolate or Strawberry? Oh! I hate making these kinds of descions." Usagi said indescively as she stared at the ice cream flavor board.
"C'mon Usako. It can't be that hard!" Mamoru said.
Usagi turned around with a look of pure anger on her face. "As a matter of fact, Mamo-chan. It is a very hard desicon to make."
"Oh really?" Mamoru challenged.
"Really. I am deciding what will go into my stomach! I just can't put anything in my stomach!" Usagi explained.
"Wrong, Usagi-chan! You put everything in your stomach. If its food, its goes into your stomach." Rei said with a smirk.
"Shut up, Rei-chan! I'm not that big of a pig!" Usagi shouted.
"Yes, you are. Oink! Oink! C'mon oink Usagi-chan! Everyone knows that you are a pig, not a bunny!" Rei snorted.
"Oh that's it!" Usagi formed her hand into a fist. "No one makes fun of my namesake!" Usagi moved her fist up to Rei's face.
"Oh! I'm so scared..." Rei said sarcastically.
"Stop it, girls!" Makoto yelled as she broke Usagi and Rei up. "Please, you are causing a scene."
"Now!" Minako said as the group reached the top of the ice cream line. "Is everyone ready to order?"
Usagi jumped up three feet into the air and shouted. "Yeah! ICE CREAM TIME!" Once again, the whole mall turned its eyes towards her and Mamoru turned that beautiful bright shade of red (AN: He turns red a lot, doesn't he? Poor Mamo-chan!).
"Now if only she could get that excited about school!" muttered Rei.
Usagi turned to her and glared. "What was THAT?!" She put her hands on her hips.
"Girls...Girls...Girls...Let's calm down." Ami said quietly.
"You heard me! Its no wonder you are making a C in math, you can't even listen." Rei snorted.
Usagi growled. "You're not one to talk, Rei-chan, you're making the D!"
Rei was ready to pounce on Usagi when Ami split the two girls apart. "Now, as I was saying earlier, CALM DOWN!" Ami shouted.
Everyone turned towards Ami. "Ami-chan?!?"
Ami crossed her arms across her chest. "Yes, I know its not like me to be loud but I had to break the children apart." Rei and Usagi snarled.
While all this was happening, the ice cream vender was safely standing on the side. "Um..." He questioned. "Are we quite done yet?"
The group turned towards the vender and made a slight bow. "Gomen nasai."
"No problem. What you like to order?" The ice cream man asked.
Usagi pushed Mamoru up to the vender. "Mamo-chan! You place our orders for us!"
"Um...Okay." Mamoru said as he placed his hands on the ice cream stand.
The ice cream vender raised an eyebrow. "Are you ordering for all of them?"
Mamoru nodded.
"Are they all your girlfriends?" The vender said with a smirk.
Mamoru shook his hands in the air and turned that all too familiar shade of red. "What do you mean are they all my girlfriends? Do I look like a pimp or something?"
The ice cream vender looked at Mamoru from top to bottom. "Well, actually you do. I mean, that green jacket..."
Mamoru growled. "Don't say anything about the jacket!"
"Geez." Usagi whispered to Makoto. "I didn't know he was so defensive about his clothes."
Makoto snickered. "I thought you knew everything about your man."
Usagi shrugged. "Apparently not. Wonder what other secrets he is keeping from me."
"Do you really want to know?" Makoto said.
Usagi thought about it for a moment. "On second thought, no. I don't want to know what that kind of man is keeping from me."
"So, are they?" The vender asked.
Mamoru groaned loudly. "No! They are all not my girlfriends! Only this one is." He pulled Usagi to his side.
"Oh Mamo-chan." Usagi blushed.
"Here's your chance." Mamoru thought to himself. "Here's your chance to tell her that you love..."
"I WANT MY ICE CREAM!" Usagi shouted to Mamo-chan's right ear causing him to go temporarily deaf.
"Damnit! The perfect moment interrupted by her stomach!" Mamoru growled to himself.
"What was that?" Usagi asked.
Sweat rolled down Mamoru's face. "Oh! Oh! Nothing. Nothing." He waved his hands.
"Oh. In that case," Usagi looked up at Mamoru. "I WANT MY ICE CREAM!" Once again, he went momentarily deaf.
"Ah, Usako." Mamoru said as he rubbed his ear. "Could you be any louder?"
Usagi snickered eviliy and then... "I WANT MY ICE CREAM!" This time everyone went more than slightly deaf.
Rei rubbed her ears. "Mamoru, why did you have to ask?"
Mamoru looked around. "Huh? What was that?"
Rei spoke louder. "I said Mamoru, why did you have to ask!"
Mamoru shook his head. "Sorry, what was that?"
Rei screamed. "I SAID MAMORU, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK!"
Mamoru cringed. "Geez, Rei. You don't have to be so loud."
For once, Rei was ready to kill someone else other than Usagi. "Mamoru!"
Mamoru took a step back from the blazing Rei-chan, knowing from Usagi that it was not good to get on her bad side. "Ah. Gomen Rei-san, I mean, Rei-hime! No, Rei-sama! I didn't mean it!" He shook his hands and pointed to Usagi. "It was all her fault!"
Usagi growled and hit Mamoru on the head. "Are you new to this girlfriend thing? You don't blame your problems on your girlfriend!"
Mamoru gulped and hid behind the ice cream vender. He knew that he was done for now.
The ice cream vender snickered. "Well, aren't we the ladies' man?"
Mamoru snarled. "Shut up."
The ice cream vender pushed Mamoru away from him. "Get a grip, man! Fight them like a real man."
Mamoru hid his head in his hands. "But they're scary!"
Minako sighed. "Chiba Mamoru the wimp." She stood between Usagi, Rei and Mamoru. "Now! Let's just have some nice ice cream, not a brawl."
The three sighed and nodded. Minako took Mamoru and told him what everyone wanted. Mamoru went up to the ice cream vender and ordered. The ice cream vender gave Mamoru the ice cream and Mamoru began to walk over to the table where the girls moved. All was calm until...
"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Mamoru screamed as he fell down on to the ground and all the ice cream went SPLAT! on his head. He groaned and turned to see what had caused his embrassing fall. "How classic." He said as he stared at a banana peel.
"Mamo-chan!" Usagi yelled as she ran towards to him. "Are you alright?"
Mamoru stood up."Oh Usako! I'm fine."
"Well, in that case." Usagi ran towards the spot where Mamoru had fell. "My poor ice cream!"
A sweatdrop appeared on Mamoru's head. "That's a nice way to show someone that you really care for them." Mamoru thought.
Usagi looked up from the ice cream and gazed at Mamoru. A strange smile formed on her face and she fell to the ground laughing.
"What?" Mamoru asked.
"Hahaahahaahahahaha! Poor Mamo-chan!" Usagi rolled on the ground, almost in tears. "Hahahahaha! You...have...hahahahahhahaa...ice cream...hahahahhahahaha....all of over...hahahhahaa...you! Hahahhahahaaha!"
"Huh?" Mamoru said as he ran his hand through his jet black hair. He turned bright red when he realized his head was covered in ice cream. "Ack!"
The girls giggled. "Hee hee...Look at Mamoru!"
Mamoru moaned as he felt his clothes. "Ack! My beautiful green jacket! It's all covered in ice cream." He touched his pants and cringed. "Sticky."
"Awww! Poor Mamo-chan!" Usagi as she ran up to hug him. She stepped back when she realized what she was about to do. "On second thought..." She smiled and patted him on the nose.
"You know...I'm not a dog." Mamoru said.
Usagi just smiled. "What are we going to do about your clothes? You can't just go walking around like that!"
Mamoru sighed. "Do you think that I want to go walking around like this?"
Minako butted in. "There is only one way to solve this!"
The group turned towards to Minako. "How?"
Minako beamed. "Mamoru! Take off your clothes!"
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Mwrah! Chapter 2 is done and BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA I left you with another cliffhanger! Oh, being evil is soooooo much fun! Will Mamo-chan strip down? Will the ice cream vender ever stop being annoying? Will Usagi ever get her ice cream? And will Mamo-chan ever get a chance to say what he originally came out here to say? Find it all out in Chapter 3!
I wanna thank Ekaterinn who helped contribute to this fic! Arigato Ekat-chan! ^^
Um, for some of you who don't know what the Japanese terms in Mamoru took a step back from the blazing Rei-chan, knowing from Usagi that it was not good to get on her bad side. "Ah. Gomen Rei-san, I mean, Rei-hime! No, Rei-sama! I didn't mean it!"
San is like calling someone Mrs. or Miss. Hime means Princess or Lady and Sama is for a Queen or a goddess.
Basically, Mamoru was raising his respect for Rei because he didn't want her to get mad at him. oO;
Baka Mamo-chan!
Another mini-Japanese lesson for words I use frequently in this fic.
gomen- sorry
gomen nasai- very sorry!
nani- what?
arigato- thank you
Amai-chan teaches Japanese...scary!
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Till Chapter 3,
Amai-chan!