Miss Cleo Meets the
Weaslys 2
A/N: Here it is, the second half of Miss
Cleo: Muggle Tarot Reader Meets the Weaslys. Thanks to all who
reviewed!
This Chapter:
Bill
Charlie
Ginny
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the
non-existent plot.
Part 4:
Bill- Lady's Man
*Cleo welcomes Bill in through the
door, checking him out.
Bill: Hey, Miss Cleo. What up?
*Cleo, still checking out Bill,
doesn't hear the question. Bill waves his hand to get here attention.
Bill: Hello?
*Cleo comes back to Earth.
Cleo: Hello. You got your tarot
reading really for free!
*Bill looks surprised.
Bill: That's very nice of you! And
I thought you were a con artist…
*Cleo grasps for a recovery.
Cleo: Me? No. Never. Ever.
*Bill chuckles a little.
Bill: So, let's get this reading out of
the way, shall we?
Cleo: Ummm, ummmm, of course!
*Cleo flips over a card or two, and
soft cursing can be heard from her side of the table.
Cleo: DAMN!
Bill: Huh?
*Cleo looks angry and Bill looks
confused. Cleo tries to smooth things over.
Cleo: Did I just say that?
*She acts nervously.
Bill: Yeah, you did.
Cleo: OOPS! I didn't mean to say
that on national TV. Gotta keep my image, ya know?
Bill: Uh, yeah. Everyone slips
sometimes… Anyway, what's my prediction?
Cleo: There's a veela girl you're going
to date…
*More cursing from Cleo.
Bill: What?
*Bill smiles.
Cleo: I believe she was at an event you
attended in June. She participated.
Bill: Oh.
Cleo: BUT YOU BETTER NOT! YOU'RE MINE!
MINE! MINE!
*Cleo gets up and tries to hit
Bill. The eldest Weasly holds up his hands and backs away from the crazy
tarot reader.
Bill: Calm down, calm down…
Cleo: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bill grabs his wand.
Bill: STUPEFY!
*Cleo falls to the ground.
Show Announcer: Not this again… Ugh!
Bill: Sorry, man, she was out of control.
Show Announcer: It's all right… But this is the
second time in two days!
Bill: That must suck!
Show Announcer: You're d-, oh yeah, this is on
Nick, that crappy kiddy channel. You're darn right…
Bill: That must suck even more!
Show Announcer: Definitely. Maybe the next
guy's a wizard… Hopefully the next guys a wizard. NEXT!
A/N: Sorry, that sort of sucked. I
was just out of ideas for Bill. Anyway… Here's part 5.
Part 5:
Charlie and the
Renegade Bludger, and Dragon, and Snitch, and Camera…
*Charlie walks through the door and
sees the stunned Miss Cleo.
Charlie: ENERVATE!
*Miss Cleo awakes.
Charlie: Who did this to you?
Cleo: Your loser brother!
*Charlie looks shocked.
Charlie: He's not a loser, sorry. It
must have been the…
*Horror film music plays.
Charlie: Renegade bludger!
*Just then, a black ball comes
zooming in through the door and bouncing around. Then it flies out the
door.
Charlie: I'll go after it! I've been
waiting for a sighting for weeks.
*Steve the Crocodile Hunter music
plays, as Charlie sets out after the renegade bludger. He returns ten
minutes later with many scratches and cuts, and lots of mud on him.
Cleo: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
*Just then, part of the Nickelodeon
audience complains.
Nickelodeon Audience
Member: Hey! NICK
IS FOR KIDS!
Cleo and Charlie: SHUT UP, KID!
Charlie: Anyway, I wrestled the renegade
bludger down to the ground, and blew it up with my wand. Brought me back
to the old days…
Cleo: WE'RE HERE FOR A TAROT READING, NOT
REMINISCING!
Charlie: Fine!
*Cleo and Charlie start pouting as
Cleo flips over two cards.
Cleo: There's a renegade dragon coming
here any minute…
*Cleo sighs.
Charlie: I've been looking for him, too!
*Charlie climbs behind the table,
waiting to ambush the renegade dragon.
Charlie: There he is!!!
*A dragon climbs in the door.
Renegade Dragon: Hey, man, what up?
Charlie: Hey, renegade dragon! Nothin' much.
Watcha been up to, G?
Renegade
Dragon: Just looking for my man Puff…
*Cue music by Cleo:
Puff the magic dragon,
Lived by the sea-
Nickelodeon Audience
Member's Adult Brother: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Nickelodeon Audience
Member: HEY! NO
BAD WORDS, 'CAUSE NICK IS FOR KIDS!
Cleo, Renegade Dragon
Charlie, and Nickelodeon Audience Member's Adult Brother: SHUT UP, KID!
Renegade Dragon: Sorry, dude, got to go find Puff.
Charlie: It's all good, man! See ya on
the flip side!
*Renegade Dragon gives Charlie a
high five/claw, and leaves.
Cleo: Let's get back to the tarot
reading…
*Cleo flips over another card.
Cleo: Sh- Crap, two more renegade
thingies are coming…
*Renegade snitch and renegade camera
burst into the room. Renegade snitch starts checking Cleo out, and
Renegade Camera starts snapping pictures of her.
Charlie: DUCK, WOMAN! IT'S RENEGADE
SNITCH AND RENEGADE CAMERA!
Renegade Snitch: Hey, who's the chick, Charlie?
Charlie: HEY! You're a quidditch ball-
you can't talk!
Fanfic Author: OH YES HE CAN! Tell him
what's on your mind, bro!
*Charlie sighs.
Renegade Snitch: You think you can set me up with
her?
Charlie: Nah, if she doesn't see it in a
tarot reading, she won't do it.
Renegade Snitch: Crap. That sucks.
*Cleo faints at being asked out by
an inanimate object.
Charlie: Oh well, I guess Ginny won't be
getting a reading…
A/N: Hope everyone liked that.
Ginny's part is going to be short, for lack of ideas. Sorry.
Part 6:
Ginny and Renegade
Non-Living Objects
*Ginny walks in the door.
Ginny: Hey, Charlie!
*Ginny looks down and sees the
unconscious form of Miss Cleo.
Ginny: What happened to her?
Charlie: Long story…
Ginny: HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY TAROT
READING??!!
Fanfic Author: Don't worry, little girl, you'll
get Renegade Snitch and Renegade Camera's affections instead!
MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*Renegade Camera and Renegade Snitch
start checking Ginny out. Renegade Camera starts taking pictures, since
he can't talk.
Renegade Snitch: I'm gonna be blunt, woman.
You want to go out with me?
Ginny: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Charlie: Sorry, I don't know.
Ginny: Big help you are… I'm getting out
of here!
*Ginny runs for the door, with
Renegade Snitch and Renegade Camera following her.
Ginny: SCREW YOU GUYS! IMPERIO!
IMPERIO!
*Renegade Camera and Renegade Snitch
are under Ginny's control. Renegade Camera short circuits itself, and
Renegade Snitch goes to find a Quidditch game to take part of.
Ginny: Thank god that's over… Let's get
out of this place, Charlie.
Charlie: Sounds good.
*Charlie and Ginny walk out the
door.
THE END
A/n: Thanks to everyone who reviewed and
will review. There's not much else to say. Thanks!
