Ok Ok Ok The Disclaimer! I don't own Fushigi yuugi and I Don't own any Missiles, Fire works, Or the Jerry Springer Show. Mean I don't own ANYTHING!!
Ten Minutes after the last chapter…
Chichiri: What in the world are you doing Nakago! You're going to kill someone or just blow up the bus!
Nakago: Well Tamahome started it
Tamahome: I didn't start it Nakago was the one that Wrote Ghost = Tamahome on my arm
Nakago: I didn't write that!
Tamahome: Then who did?
*Emily starts to look at Tamahome and then waves her hand a bit and Tamahome sits back down in his seat*
Tamahome: Fine, Im just not going to waste my time messing with the people that have powers
Erica: but that doesn't mean that we will leave you alone *suddenly Hotohori's Hair is all screwed up and has a sandwich in it and his cloths turn into a 70s tie die outfit*
Hotohori: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! What happed to my hair!! And my cloths!!!
*The bus Stops really fast and Then Chichiri who is standing in the middle ile of the but suddenly starts flying out to the back of the bus*
Karina: No! I wanted to do that to Suboshi to you!
Chiriko: People from this world are all so crewel!
Erica: Heh we know!
Testuya: If anyone hasn't noticed we STOPED!!! We are in California so we can all get out of the stupid bus!
Everyone: We Don't want to go out there!! ASHLEYS OUT THERE!!!!!!
Testuya: Well I will untie her and make her explode the bus if you people don't get out
Everyone: WAIT!! WE WILL GO *everyone starts to run out of the bus*
Out Side of the bus--------
Ashley: SOMEONE UNTIE ME!!! IF YOU DON'T ILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU EXEPT FOR SUBOSHI!!!!!!
Tasuki: Ok fine… It's better than being in a pool or being turned into a fish
*Tasuki unties Ashley from the front of the bus and the Tasuki is teleported somewhere*
Everyone: Where did Tasuki go??
*Ashley starts to laugh evilly*
At a local swimming pool-------
*Tasuki is sitting at an Edge of a pool looking at 5 year olds learning how to swim*
Person who is teaching the class: Mr. You are not supposed to be here
*A note suddenly appears in the persons hands*
Person: oh I see. That is very sad that you got attacked by a shark when you where a kid and never learned how to swim. No matter *pushes Tasuki into the pool*
Tasuki: HELP!!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!!
Person: Its only 3 feet deep you can stand up in it
Tasuki: *stands up* Oh… I didn't know that
Back where everyone else is---------
*Nuriko starts to sing again*
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
Ashley: I can fix it *Snaps fingers and Nuriko turns into Britney Spears*
Everyone: NO YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE!!!
Ashley: AGH I WAS TRYING TO TURN HIM INTO JERRY SPRINGER SO I COULD MAKE HIM GO ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW SO HE WOULD SING THERE!!
Miaka: So you made him a girl that can sing worse that he used to… he was bad enough as a cross dresser!
Ashley: Im getting pissed *explodes local gas station and Tomo starts coming out of it*
Everyone: TOMO HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Tomo: I have come to get Revenge on the person that killed me
*Tomo starts to look at Ashley*
Erica: Oh! This is going to be fun! Can I please Torture Tomo?!?!
Ashley: Go right ahead
*Erica starts to stab Tomo with an eraser*
Tomo: OW!! STOP IT!!! IT HURTS!!!!
Chiriko: How do you stab someone with and Eraser?
Soi: Who knows… But it's working at least
Britney Spears (Nuriko): Doesn't anyone want to her my beautiful singing!!!
Everyone: No!!
Karina: Ok that's it *Sends Britney Spears to Paris*
Everyone: YAH SHES GONE LETS DECLAIR IT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!
*Suddenly Fire works start going off*
Ashley: HAPPY PYRO DAY!! AHAHAHA
*Sets of Missile that hits that really big bridge in California*
Everyone: Oh No!!!
*Helicopters and Police cars start to surround the bus*
Ashley: oops… I think I went to far
* Suddenly Everything goes back in order, The Fushigi yuugi Cast Goes back to the book, Erica goes back to oregan, Emily goes back to Canada and Karina and Ashley go back to Washington*
In Washington-------
Ashley: That was fun… BUT IM BORED AGAIN!!
Karina: Don't even think about it
In Oregan-------
Erica: Hmmm I wonder if I still have those powers
*She starts to snap fingers and Tomo Appears*
Tomo: Huh? WHAT IM HERE AGAIN! SHES GOING TO TORTURE ME!!!
Erica: Hey we need an ending *holds up Eraser*
Tomo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
Wasn't that just soooooo nice! Heh! Poor people I tortured! Well any way R&R!!