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Mamo-chan's Excellent Adventures
at the Beach
Chapter 5
His hand landed gently on Usagi's
knee and he leaned forward towards her with the gracefulness of a cat.
"Usako." He said softly. " I have to tell you something."
She looked up at him with curiosity.
"Yes?"
Excitement rushed through his mind.
'This is it.' Mamoru thought. 'This is the moment. This is the moment that
will change everything in our relationship. This is the moment.'
Usagi tapped his shoulder softly.
"Mamo-chan?"
He wrapped his arms around her slim
waist. "Usako..."
"Yes..." She slid her arms up to
wrap them around his neck. The couple leaned closer.
"Usako, I lo..."
"Aggggggghh!" The moment was destroyed
as Rei ran out of the small kitchen. "You pervert! You sick little pervert!"
Sand shrugged as he walked into the
room. "What? All I did was touch your butt." He raised his right eyebrow
and a seductive smile formed on his face. "And what a nice butt it was."
Rei growled, raised her hand up and
with the strength of a pissed off pyromaniac, she slapped Sand across the
face, leaving a nice burning red mark. Sand rubbed his face and smiled.
"Now, Rei-chan, that wasn't very ladylike."
Mamoru growled and stood up. "Don't
you have some hot chocolate to be making?"
In response, the kitchen blew up.
"Minako!" Makoto screamed. "I told
you not to put that in there."
Ami sighed. "Acids and bases just
don't mix...."
"Well....the kitchen needed to be
remodeled anyway...I mean, yellow and orange are so last season's colors..."
Minako laughed, trying to cover up her mistake.
Sand just stood there, staring at
his now blackened and destroyed kitchen. Tears streamed down his face and
he cried, "My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen! How am I supposed to seduce
people if I don't have my kitchen?!"
Rei glared at Sand. "So this was
your motive? To seduce us all?"
Sand sighed and nodded. "Well, I
couldn't help it...Mamoru was just so hot..."
Usagi stood up in shock and yelled
"WHAT?!?"
Mamoru turned that all too familiar
shade of crimson red.
"Looks like we found a playboy instead
of a lifeguard." Minako whispered to Makoto as they picked their way through
the rubble of the kitchen.
Sand spun around and faced Minako.
"I heard that, you know. I would like to tell you all about my dream! My
DREAM that you have ruined."
Rei yawned. "Oh great...this sounds
exciting."
The playboy lifeguard laughed evilly.
"It's more than exciting! It's spicy and sexy...just like Mamoru."
Usagi pounced on Sand and clawed
at his face. "I know my boyfriend's sexy but you just can't have him!"
Mamoru just stood there, shaking,
trying to deny the fact that this man was saying anything about him...and
his alleged sexiness.
"Oh come on, Mamoru." Ami said as
she placed her hand on his shoulder. "You already knew that so many guys
are attracted to you."
Mamoru's tanned face flushed red
once more. He turned to Ami. "And how you would you know?"
It was Ami's turn to blush. "A ha
ha...hee hee...ummm...you know...I just...kinda heard these things..."
She stuttered.
Mamoru just looked the other way.
"....Right......"
"My dream was a wonderful dream...until
YOU destroyed it!" Sand stepped up on to the couch and pointed to the group.
"My dream was...to own an harem!"
Everyone's mouths dropped.
"I bet you'll be a pedophile when
you're older, buddy. Reach for the stars." Rei said scornfully.
"Hush you." Sand replied. "As I was
saying, I've always wanted to own my very own harem. Filled with saucy
women, like Rei and delicious men, like Mamoru."
Mamoru was starting to resemble a
tomato.
"Oh God..." Makoto said as she covered
her mouth with her hand. "I think I'm gonna lose my ice cream."
"BUT by blowing up my kitchen, you
ruined everything! Everything I ever wanted!" Tears streamed Sand's face
as he collapsed on to the couch into a little weeping ball.
"Wow Minako, you actually did something
right for once." Makoto said, patting Minako on the back.
Minako blinked. "Huh?"
Usagi pointed her finger up in the
air triumphantly. "Let's go! I don't want to stay here with a playboy any
longer."
"But Usagi," Minako said. "You're
already dating a playboy."
"Shut up, Mina-chan. Let's just leave."
With that, Sand was left all alone,
crying with his broken dream of a harem.
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They trotted along the beach as the
sun begun to set and the night stars slowly edged into the sky. Mamoru
sighed and thought 'Might as well give this up....this is going nowhere,
I'll never be able to tell her.' He was ready to accept his failure when
he saw a familiar figure walking towards him.
"Mo..toki?" He stumbled.
"Did you say Motoki, Mamo-chan?"
Usagi asked.
"Oh my God.." He replied.
"Hey! It is Motoki! Hey MOTOKIIIIIIIIII!"
Minako yelled happily, waving her arms in the air.
Mamoru stood there, frightened. 'Damn...Motoki's
here to make a fool out of me...he just has to know that I haven't told
her yet....' Motoki waved back to Minako. 'Oh God...Something has to be
done so Motoki doesn't get his laugh' Motoki came closer and closer, smiling
at the group. '...Drastic measures have to be taken NOW....NOW must be
the moment when I tell her.' He turned to Usagi and placed his hands around
her waist. "Usako..." He brought her close.
Usagi responded in a sweet whisper.
"Mamo-chan..."
The moment was ruined by Minako and
Motoki making fake googly eyes at each other and saying "Miaka....Tamahome...Miaka...Tamahome."
Mamoru glared at the two and they
fell to the ground in laughter.
"You gotta admit it, Mamoru. It was
pretty funny!" Motoki said between laughs.
"Nice to see you too, Motoki." Mamoru
groaned.
Minako just snorted with laughter.
Usagi looked down and smiled. "Mamo-chan...I
have something that I have to tell you...."
Everyone focused on Usagi.
Mamoru grabbed her hand and pulled
it to his chest. "What is it, Usako?"
"I love you."
Mamoru gasped. "Why Usako...."
"I really do." Usagi said as she
looked up, her eyes wet with happy tears. "I love you. I've been trying
to tell you all day...but I never found the right moment...I love you."
Mamoru kissed her forehead and hugged
her. "I love you too, Usako."
"Awww....That's so sweet!" Minako
said teary eyed.
"Uh...Minako...You can stop hugging
me now..." Motoki said as he tried to pull Minako's tightly wrapped arms
off of him.
"Oh great...We get away from the
playboys only to drop into a super sappy romance novel." Rei complained
as she watched Mamoru and Usagi.
The comment was ignored because for
once, Mamoru was too caught up in his blonde-haired love to even THINK
about turning red.
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The End!
