Final Fantasy 6: The Days After
Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own FF6 nor am I a member of SquareSoft. Don't sue, this is a fanfic.
Chapter 5: A Pimpin' Bird's Heaven
"Hey, wait a second! Why the Hell is Dennis Finch in this fanfic?!" Sai screamed at the author of this fic as the trio just arrive at Zozo.
"Ah, just stay in character," the author mumbles as the three walk through the dank town.
The smell of pee is almost choking Sai, as they venture through an alleyway filled with garbage and rats.
"You know, we can easily catch irreversable diseases in here, like rabies for example!!!" Sai groaned at the thought.
"Rabies is reversable, but very painfully," Celes informed.
Celes stopped the others in front of a tall tower. She remembered this place as "Ramuh's House". Terra always used to come here when she was bummed out, and she thought it was worth a try. As she was about to tell Sai about this place, a line of thieves walked into the tower single file.
"Ok, where is this place?! I live on the other side of the mountains, but I haven't noticed this place before," Sai complained like a little brat.
"Don't you ever shut the Hell up?!" Sabin muttered, obviously sick of Sai's annoying and constant whining. He felt like grabbing him and throwing him around, but Celes would definitely notice.
Sai looked around at the walls, as the three had agreed to go up and look for Terra. One thing he noticed a lot was the same picture of a purple octopus being. The picture was on every floor, 10 steps up from the floor underneath.
'Who on Mars is that?' Sai thought to himself questioningly. He wondered if it once was a God, or some kind of highly appraised person.
After a while, they reached a balcony on the side of the building. Sai wondered what they were doing at a balcony. As he was about to ask Celes, he saw her jump off.
"CELES!!!" Sai screamed as.....she lept across to the building on the other side with safety. "Oh..."
Sabin went next. He glided swiftly through the air and landed next to Celes. Sai snorted in a snobby sort of way as he prepared to show them the professional way of travelling through short distances which are actually quite high.
"Sa...i...ko........shi........SU!!!" Sai chanted as used his teleport skill to appear behind Celes and Sabin. "Let's go! You guys take a good hold of me, ok? I got a really quick was of doing this!"
Sabin and Celes did as they were told as Sai chanted another Saikoshisu spell. He flew up the stairs with all his speed, ignoring Sabin and Celes' requests for him to slow down. Sai was already going up the third flight of stairs when he realised something. They weren't requests. They were warnings, but it was too late now. He saw that the door was locked....and closed.
WHAM!!!!
"AAAAAAAAHOOOYAAAAAAA!!!!" Sai stuttered as he fell unconscious.
*A While Later*
"Hey, I guess you lost a lotta brain cells, huh? Eh hehehe!!!" Finch's voice said. Sai sat up straight, accidentally whacking his face against Finch's head, making Finch keel over.
Celes saw that Sai was awake, and ran over to his side with an ice-pack in her hand. She put it on the part of Sai's head that hit the door.
"Well, at least you got the door open. I was stuck in here for ages!" a soft voice said.
Sai looked in the direction of the person that spoke at inspected her. Rich green hair, chocolate brown eyes, luscious red lips, beautiful white skin and ear-rings the size of ping-pong balls.
"Are you Terra?" Sai asked.
"Indeed I am," the woman answered kindly.
"This is like my heaven!!!" Finch cried out as he stared at the bountiful women.
"Shut up, Finch," Sai said as walked around a bit, holding the ice-pack in place with one hand. "So, why'd you come here, Terra?"
"Yeah, can ya explain?" Sabin asked.
"Well, I ended up at the coast near here, and I was awoken by a pack of wolves, which I somehow took out with a new ability I learnt. Then I made my way here. I got locked in accidentally and I was surviving on nothing but potions ever since," she answered.
"Look, I'll explain the stuff about the ability you learnt later. Let's just get outta here," Sai muttered.
The 4 adventurers were about to walk out when Finch stood in front of them, facing Terra. Everyone made their way past Finch, except for the green-haired Esper, who politely asked finch what it was that he wanted from her.
"Hey, Terra, can I follow you?" Finch asked. The 3 others froze in their tracks. They turned around and shook their heads rapidly, mouthing the words "NO! SAY NO! NO NO NO!!" over and over again to Terra.
Terra, not getting the hint, says this, "Sure! You can come!".
The 3 others turn red, and grip their weapons. Finch turns around to face them, ready to laugh in their face.
"Uh...oh...." was all Finch could get out, before he was pummelled into the ground.
Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own FF6 nor am I a member of SquareSoft. Don't sue, this is a fanfic.
Chapter 5: A Pimpin' Bird's Heaven
"Hey, wait a second! Why the Hell is Dennis Finch in this fanfic?!" Sai screamed at the author of this fic as the trio just arrive at Zozo.
"Ah, just stay in character," the author mumbles as the three walk through the dank town.
The smell of pee is almost choking Sai, as they venture through an alleyway filled with garbage and rats.
"You know, we can easily catch irreversable diseases in here, like rabies for example!!!" Sai groaned at the thought.
"Rabies is reversable, but very painfully," Celes informed.
Celes stopped the others in front of a tall tower. She remembered this place as "Ramuh's House". Terra always used to come here when she was bummed out, and she thought it was worth a try. As she was about to tell Sai about this place, a line of thieves walked into the tower single file.
"Ok, where is this place?! I live on the other side of the mountains, but I haven't noticed this place before," Sai complained like a little brat.
"Don't you ever shut the Hell up?!" Sabin muttered, obviously sick of Sai's annoying and constant whining. He felt like grabbing him and throwing him around, but Celes would definitely notice.
Sai looked around at the walls, as the three had agreed to go up and look for Terra. One thing he noticed a lot was the same picture of a purple octopus being. The picture was on every floor, 10 steps up from the floor underneath.
'Who on Mars is that?' Sai thought to himself questioningly. He wondered if it once was a God, or some kind of highly appraised person.
After a while, they reached a balcony on the side of the building. Sai wondered what they were doing at a balcony. As he was about to ask Celes, he saw her jump off.
"CELES!!!" Sai screamed as.....she lept across to the building on the other side with safety. "Oh..."
Sabin went next. He glided swiftly through the air and landed next to Celes. Sai snorted in a snobby sort of way as he prepared to show them the professional way of travelling through short distances which are actually quite high.
"Sa...i...ko........shi........SU!!!" Sai chanted as used his teleport skill to appear behind Celes and Sabin. "Let's go! You guys take a good hold of me, ok? I got a really quick was of doing this!"
Sabin and Celes did as they were told as Sai chanted another Saikoshisu spell. He flew up the stairs with all his speed, ignoring Sabin and Celes' requests for him to slow down. Sai was already going up the third flight of stairs when he realised something. They weren't requests. They were warnings, but it was too late now. He saw that the door was locked....and closed.
WHAM!!!!
"AAAAAAAAHOOOYAAAAAAA!!!!" Sai stuttered as he fell unconscious.
*A While Later*
"Hey, I guess you lost a lotta brain cells, huh? Eh hehehe!!!" Finch's voice said. Sai sat up straight, accidentally whacking his face against Finch's head, making Finch keel over.
Celes saw that Sai was awake, and ran over to his side with an ice-pack in her hand. She put it on the part of Sai's head that hit the door.
"Well, at least you got the door open. I was stuck in here for ages!" a soft voice said.
Sai looked in the direction of the person that spoke at inspected her. Rich green hair, chocolate brown eyes, luscious red lips, beautiful white skin and ear-rings the size of ping-pong balls.
"Are you Terra?" Sai asked.
"Indeed I am," the woman answered kindly.
"This is like my heaven!!!" Finch cried out as he stared at the bountiful women.
"Shut up, Finch," Sai said as walked around a bit, holding the ice-pack in place with one hand. "So, why'd you come here, Terra?"
"Yeah, can ya explain?" Sabin asked.
"Well, I ended up at the coast near here, and I was awoken by a pack of wolves, which I somehow took out with a new ability I learnt. Then I made my way here. I got locked in accidentally and I was surviving on nothing but potions ever since," she answered.
"Look, I'll explain the stuff about the ability you learnt later. Let's just get outta here," Sai muttered.
The 4 adventurers were about to walk out when Finch stood in front of them, facing Terra. Everyone made their way past Finch, except for the green-haired Esper, who politely asked finch what it was that he wanted from her.
"Hey, Terra, can I follow you?" Finch asked. The 3 others froze in their tracks. They turned around and shook their heads rapidly, mouthing the words "NO! SAY NO! NO NO NO!!" over and over again to Terra.
Terra, not getting the hint, says this, "Sure! You can come!".
The 3 others turn red, and grip their weapons. Finch turns around to face them, ready to laugh in their face.
"Uh...oh...." was all Finch could get out, before he was pummelled into the ground.