Disclaimer: These characters ain't mine. This Disclaimer
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6-year-old millionaire
playboy Calvin turned on the TV. He was expecting a Looney Tunes marathon, but
on instead was a news report. Just as he was about to change to the Hitchcock
marathon, he noticed what the report was about.
"Police have
reported that Amazon Lady has aligned herself with Baby-Sitter Girl, Annoying
Girl, and Mom Lady. They want to take over the earth, and say they will fight
any that oppose them…"
Calvin said, "This
looks like a case for… Stupendous Man! " He runs to the dresser. "Hmmm, wrong cabinet.
Where'd mom put my cape? Aha! Here it is!"
A crimson
streak flies in the air. 3 sliver blobs
fly behind him. A mechanical voice says, "Surrender or die, Stup. No one shall conquer
us!"
"Why do you
think I want to attack? Maybe I wanted to join you." The silver attack droids
make shoveling motions. "All right, no one mocks me, especially not pieces of
tin junk!"
The first robot
stuck out a laser gun. As it fired, Stup turned it into a 'U'. The bot goes 'boom'!
The second and third drew saw blades on their arms. One dived into our hero. He
dived down, and the droid slices his companion like an olive loaf. A crimson
bolt flies into the robot. Stupendous Man smashes him like aluminum can.
Stup makes a
stop at the recycling center, and trades in the bots for cash. "Another bot attack,
another dollar. Now, where in the world can their hideout be?"
He sees a neon
sign on the tallest skyscraper that said, 'Secret Hideout of the Villain Alliance
to take over Earth'.
"We can try
here." Our hero flies closer to the building.
-To be continued-
