CS (chibi Space): Hey SVX does the zipper look better all the way up or all the way down * pulls jumpsuit zipper down revealing cleavage *?
SVX: * whimpers * I've created a monster anyway this is the 5 chapter I think yah 5 that's right of Alternate Sins God has it been awhile! Enjoy!
CS: So is the MAX guy as foxy as the G-boys?
SVX: * SOB *
Alternate Sins
Chapter Five
"Hello New York Under Mall," screamed Space as they stood in a parking lot in front of a decapitated building. Relena looked at the building then back at Space her nose wrinkled slightly with confusion.
"Space it is an abandoned building," said Relena looking at the crumbling structure. Space looked at her and laughed. She grabbed the young politician by the wrist and dragged her towards the building. As soon as they reached the door Space pushed it open revealing a vibrant market place. Relena stood awe struck at the sight. In the giant room there were booths holding clothes, weaponry, herbs, animals, knick-knacks, and even some held what looked like food. Relena finally blinked when she ran into someone.
"Watch it bitch," grunted a man that must have been at least seven feet tall. Relena opened her mouth to apologize but no sound came out. "Hey you gonna apologize or do I have to beat one out of you."
"Hey Lou leave 'er alone she's a trainee," yelled Space from a booth only a few feet away, "Come here Relena!" Relena nodded and gave one last weary glance to the huge man before running over to Space's side. "Here go try these on they should all fit you." Space thrust several shirts and pants into her hands and pushed her into a small tent. After a few moments the young girl emerged from the tent wearing a black tank top that had only one strap and tight leather pants with combat boots. Space whistled and clapped her hands. "Well whatta ya think girlie girl?" Relena walked to a full-length mirror and studied her image. She smiled and turned facing Space with a grin.
"I love it!" Space clapped her hand in excitement and then turned to the young girl running the booth.
"Hey Izzy get me five of those shirts all black and five pairs of those pants and boots, all black," Space said slapping down several bills. The girl, who looked no more than ten, smiled and ran to the back of the tent and returned with a giant bag handing it to Space. Space smiled and told Relena to follow her and not to worry about changing, the clothes were hers now. "Now that you have the look you need a weapon," said Space as they came to a stop in front of a booth that was filled with thousands of different types of weaponry. Relena looked around and ran her hands across the sharp edge of a scythe blade.
"It's beautiful," said Relena admiring the jewel embedded scythe. Space looked up and smiled slightly before frowning.
"It is but Duo wouldn't allow you to have it," she said going back to the dagger in her hand.
"Why?"
"Well he use to use one before something bad happened and he switched to the sword."
"What happened?"
"It's a long story and it isn't my place to tell you, here," said space as she tossed a small object to Relena. Relena caught it with ease and examined it. It looked like a wrist cuff but had a strange opening on the top of it. "It's a wrist cross bow, it should work for you and we'll buy this big one to attach to your back, sound good?" Relena smiled and nodded snapping the wrist ban around her right wrist. Space paid the rather hairy looking cashier and then grabbed Relena's wrist. "Time to go home…oh wait I need to get something first." They walked towards a booth that had strange plants Relena had no idea existed. She stared at the strange vegetation and jumped back with a shriek as one began to wrap itself around her delicate wrist. An elderly, what Relena assumed was a woman, stepped forward and smiled a toothless grin.
"You like, you buy," she said referring to the slimy green vine clinging to her wrist. Relena felt recoiled in disgust as it moved farther up her arm. "You buy, Midnight Creeper, good choice, you buy," the old woman smiled wide wheezing slightly. Relena shook her head no and shook the vine till it stopped its accent up her arm and coiled around its pot. Relena walked away looking for Space ready to leave when a hand landed on her shoulder causing her to jump.
"Jesus girl you need to wound down," Space said as she popped a neon green ball in her mouth before offering her a purple one, "Demon rock?"
"No thank you, can we leave now this place gives me the creeps," stated Relena looking around nervously. Space rolled her eyes and popped the purple candy in her mouth.
"Mortals."
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Duo furrowed his brow in concentration as he held his sword out and slowly moved it behind his back before swinging it in a deadly pattern. His violet eyes looked forward and glazed over while a thin sheen of sweat formed on his body.
"MAXWELL WE'RE HOME!" Duo's eyes flashed and his sword flew from his grip and slammed into the side of the wall sticking fast. He groaned and ran a slick hand through his messy bangs. Space walked through the door and tossed him a small cloth bag smiling. She was about to speak when she noticed the sword in her wall. Duo flinched and ducked his head under his arms waiting for the verbal assault. The young witch's face scrunched in pent up anger and she stared at the slayer. He smiled sheepishly and all he could say was, "oops!" Space sighed heaving all the air out of her lungs and shook her head. "What am I gonna do with you Maxwell, any way the bag is filled with Demon Rocks help yourself." With this she plopped onto her favorite chair and wore a satisfied grin.
Duo smiled and popped a piece of candy in his mouth enjoying the sourball. He looked up just as Relena walked through the doorway dressed to kill in black and weaponry. Duo coughed and started gagging on the piece of candy. Space smiled and made a patting motion with her hand while trying to hold back her laughter. An invisible force smacked duo on the back causing him to spit out the Demon Rock. Relena blushed while Duo tried to recover. Space stood from her seat and walked over to Relena draping her arm around the girl's shoulder.
"When Space goes shopping no one's disappointed, whadda ya think Duo me boy she could kill those blood sucking scum with her looks," said Space waggling her eyebrows suggestively.
"Very cute Space but you know as well as I do, looking like a slayer and being a slayer are two very different things," said Duo still coughing slightly. Relena glared aggravated at his lack of trust in her abilities. He held his hands up in defense at her glare. "Don't look at me like that Princess, you know I'm right." With this he motioned for her to follow him outside the back door. She followed in suit stepping through the door he had just disappeared through. As soon as she had passed through the doorway strong hands grabbed her and covered her mouth immobilizing her and keeping all sound from escaping. The hand left her mouth and pushed the hair away from the side of her neck exposing it to her captor. She thrashed until she heard a familiar laugh from the person that was holding her. "Do you see how easy to was for me to grab you, you'd be a human raisin right now," said Duo as he released her from his hold. Relena pushed the hair back into place and crossed her arms in front of her chest smirking at the braided slayer.
"Well then Mr. Maxwell…teach me!"
SVX: OH I am sooo sorry about how long it took to get this out. I know I suck but I have been busy and on vacation and crap I know it's not a good excuse. My friend with my story disks is in Puerto Rico on vacation so once she gets back I can start posting again, luckily I had this one with me! Heh well I will try and get more chapters out from all my fics! Sorry again!