This part was writen by Agent Delia (ashay01@hotmail.com)
ÒCan you get a fix on the location?Ó Zed asked the twins. The little kid with the communicator was busy trying to figure out how change the channels. He was getting awfully tired of this police show with the guys in the ugly black suits. He pressed some buttons and the screen changed shades, got brighter and darker and even momentarily fuzzed out.
Doctor Coy was tired of CooperÕs insanity.
ÒIÕm going to go get some paperworkÉÓ he said as he left the room and headed down the hall.
ÒHurry up, Mack.Ó Said Ellis. ÒI canÕt keep Cooper from causing trouble for long. HeÕs like a two-year-old!Ó Cooper was busy trying to evoke another response from Elle. He knew something was fishy and that everyone was out to get him. He hauled Ellis over to the bed and poked Elle again.
ÒCOME ON! WAKE UP! UGGHHH!Ó he said as he tried to get the patient to hit him again so Ellis could see. Ellis decided to ignore Cooper.
ÒIf you donÕt leave her alone, IÕll hit you.Ó Said Ellis as she turned around. Elle had one eye open and saw Ellis step outside to put a folder in the box on the wall outside the room. She waited, and Cooper tried to wake her up again. She promptly hit him again.
ÒOWWW! EEELLLLIIIISSSSSS! SHE DID IT AGAIN!Ó he whined like a child. Ellis ignored him. ÒEEEELLLLISSS!Ó he yelled. She stormed in.
ÒWILL YOU BE QUIET!?Ó she strained to yell in a whisper. ÒPEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!Ó
ÒBUTÉ BUTÉÉ BUTÉ.Ó He stammered as he had a hand over the left side of his face and pointed to Elle.
ÒI donÕt care what you say because I know your tricks!Ó she said.
Doctor Mack Coy was walking down the hall towards the desk when he ran into someone familiar in the hall. It was little Jimmy. Coy knew him as the accident prone nine-year-old who was always up to no good. This time he had a video game in his hand.
ÒJimmyÉ. What ARE you doing here now? Let me guessÉ you got your head caught in the apartment patio fence again?Ó
ÒNo!Ó said Jimmy. ÒI ran into the glass doors. Want to watch some TV? ItÕs got some really old cop people on it!Ó
ÒNo, I donÕt have time, Jimmy.Ó He said as he walked.
ÒCan you at least fix this thing to get it to play other channels?Ó whined Jimmy. Doctor Mack Coy turned around. He was very busy.
ÒDarn it, Jim! IÕm a Doctor, NOT a Television repairman!Ó He said.
ÒIÕm getting awfully sick of these guys in black suitsÉ.Ó Said Jimmy. Coy froze.
ÒDid you sayÉ. Black suits?Ó he asked.
ÒYEAH!Ó said Jimmy. And they keep asking about some people they lost. Must be a two-part episode or something.Ó
ÒReally?Ó said Coy. ÒMaybe we DO have time to watch some televisionÉ.Ó
Down the hall, Agent X slept under the watchful eye of a very paranoid Nurse Norton and a prank-pulling Nurse Teaf. He and Cooper were known for making life miserable. Teaf read one of CooperÕs sci fi magazines.
ÒI canÕt find ANYTHING that looks like this guy does!Ó said Teaf. Poor Nurse Norton ignored him. She was afraid the alien would wake up and wring her neck or something. How he got here in the Emergency room, she could never figure out in a million years. Someone wanted this alien dead. His condition was tough to tell. Whatever did this for a poison was really, REALLY tough. The Nurse sat in a chair in the far corner, ready to run out of the room. She sat there and watched the monitors blink and beep and she could hear him struggling to breathe. The sound of it was human but it was the fact that he wasnÕt human that bothered her.
ÒI donÕt CARE what it isÉ I just want him out of here!Ó she said.
Doctor Coy took the little television and looked into the screen. Back at HQ, Kay kept an eye on everything while the twins tracked it.
ÒZedÉ I think weÕve been found out aboutÉÓ said Kay. Zed looked. What appeared to be a doctor was looking at the screen. They heard him talking to little Jimmy.
ÒYou know JimmyÉ I donÕt think this is a television setÉ. Where did you find it?Ó he asked. They could hear Jimmy.
ÒIt was on the floor under the railing edgeÉÓ he said. Jay thought about it.
ÒThey must have dropped that one when they went in. I wonder where the agent who had it isÉÓ he said. The doctor heard and looked closer. The worm aliens had managed to show up with coffee and were looking.
ÒJimmyÉ I definitely donÕt think this is a televisionÉÓ sad Coy. The MIB agents looked at each other.
ÒOopsÉÓ said Jay. He thought fast. He turned to Kay and spoke in a monotone voice. He spoke very obviously. ÒDETECTIVE!Ó he said ÒWE HAVE A LEAD ON THAT HOSTAGE SITUATION DOWN AT THE DEPARTMENT STOREÉ.Ó He said. Kay had no clue at first, but then got the idea. He joined in.
ÒALRIGHTÉ. ROOKIEÉ.Ó He said. Jay growled about the joke. The worms snickered. Kay continued. ÒIÕLL GO TELL THEÉ. COMMISSIONER.Ó They pulled Zed into the communicatorÕs picture range.
ÒTHERE HE ISÉ.Ó Said Jay. ÒCOMMISSIONERÉ uhÉ. JONESBOROUGHÓ he finished. Zed wasnÕt pleased.
ÒIf you wanted to say something, Jay, donÕt act like an idiot!Ó he said.
ÒZeddddddÉÉ.Ó Said Jay through his gritted teeth. Zed shook his head. He was starting to hate Jay for this.
ÒFINE!Ó he said, gritting the words through his teeth. ÒWHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE HOSTAGE SITUATION DOWN AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE?Ó Kay spoke up.
ÒTHE LITTLE OLD LADY HAS TAKEN THE LLAMA HOSTAGE ANDÉ. ISÉ.. DEMANDINGÉÉ umÉ.Ó Kay searched for a word.
ÒSTUFFÉÓ said Jay, covering. Zed shook his head.
ÒALRIGHT THENÉ. GOÉ DOÉ.. SOMETHINGÉ.Ó Said Zed. Jay turned to one of the worms.
ÒCommercial break, guysÉ.Ó He said. The worms cleared their throats.
ÒBe sure to check backÉÓ
ÒNext weekÉ.Ó
ÒSAME BAT TIME! SAME BAT CHANNELÉÓ
ÒFor the EXCITING conclusion ofÉÓ
ÒThe llama caper!Ó finished the last worm. The agents quickly turned the communicator off and sighed.
ÒDONÕT EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!Ó yelled Zed at Jay. On the other side of the communicator, Doctor Coy and Jimmy just stood thereÉ. Puzzled.
ÒPretty lame show, isnÕt it?Ó asked Jimmy.
ÒQuiteÉ.Ó Said the Doctor. ÒI think I know who this belongs toÉÓ he said.
ÒTake itÉ darn thing doesnÕt even get CABLE!Ó said Jimmy as he shuffled down the hall to see if he could get his arm into the soda machine for a drink. Coy looked at the communicator.
ÒSomething is fishy here. I donÕt think CooperÕs paranormal paranoia is all too wild after allÉÓ he said as he put the communicator in his pocket and headed back to find the other doctors.
When he found them, he brought them into the alienÕs room and closed the door.
ÒCooperÉ I think you may be close about all this after allÉÓ he said as he handed the communicator to Cooper. His face lit up.
ÒDUDEEE! I KNEW IT! HAHAHAH! I SAW ONE OF THESE ON THE X-FILES LAST WEEK!Ó Ellis shook her head.
ÒWhy me?Ó
ÒIt gets weirderÉ. Little Jimmy found this in the hall. It looks like these patients dropped it. When Jimmy showed it to me, he was watching some people in black suits who were watching US. I think they knowÉ and they sure didnÕt look like business peopleÉÓ
ÒWOOO-HOOO! YEAHHH BABY!Ó yelled Cooper. ÒSUPER SECRET GOVERNMENT AGENTS FROM AREA 51!Ó he yelled. The others shushed him.
ÒDo you really think theyÕre from Area 51 or something?Ó asked Ellis of Coy.
ÒIf they areÉ they probably now know what happened to their people. If theyÕve got half the stuff we think they might have, IÕll bet my paycheck on the fact that they can probably track us with this!Ó he said.
Indeed they were. The twins found a half-decent signal from the little broadcast. They were at St. JoanÕs hospital.
ÒLETÕS GO!Ó said Jay. Kay caught his arm.
ÒSlow down, kiddoÉ what if theyÕve got an eye on whoever got ill? Right now, they know about us, and most likely theyÕre going to be ready. We need to think this outÉÓ