This part was written by Agent Delia (ashay01@hotmail.com)

ÒI donÕt think Zed will approveÉÓ said Jay.

ÒI donÕt see why he wouldnÕtÉÓ said Zealtor. ÒIÕd think he would be flattered.Ó He finished.

ÒI donÕt think thatÕs the word youÕre searching for, ZealtorÉ. I think furious is more like it.Ó Suggested Jay. He was standing in the same room with what he would call a Zed clone. It was ZealtorÕs disguise. Suit and everythingÉ save for a lab coat with a false ID tag on it was recreated. Jay was waiting for Kay to show up. He was sure heÕd see Kay surprised.

ÒSoÉ does it ÔworkÕ Agent Jay?Ó asked Zealtor.

ÒNot with that voice, ZealtorÉÓ said Jay. ÒSomehow, you lack the sound ofÉ authority.Ó He finished. He was sure Zed would kill him. It would be a hilarious thing to see though.

ÒSo will it work?Ó

ÒSureÉ at the hospital, it might workÉ I donÕt think thatÕs the major concern here.Ó

ÒThen what would be of concern?Ó

ÒWellÉ if Zed saw you, he wouldnÕt be too happy.Ó He said. He didnÕt know how to say it. Zealtor made for one bad Zed wannabe.

ÒAlrightÉ name one bad thingÉÓ he said as he adjusted his tie.

ÒThe hairÉ itÕsÉ all WRONG!Ó said Jay, trying to keep from laughing.

ÒWhat is sooooo wrong about it?Ó

ÒZealtorÉ.Ó Said Jay. ÒItÕs ORANGE!Ó

ÒYes, it did come out quite vividlyÉÓ said Zealtor. Kay walked in carrying some icers. He froze when ZedÉ er, Zealtor, turned around. He had a puzzled look on his face.

ÒSlickÉ care to explain what happened to ZedÉ?Ó he said. Jay shook his head.

ÒUgh, thatÕs ZealtorÉÓ he said. Zealtor turned around.

ÒIncredible likeness, isnÕt it?Ó said ZealtorÉ cheerfully. Kay shook his head and handed Jay an icer.

ÒDonÕt let Zed catch you looking like thatÉ.Ó He said. He turned around and headed back down the hallway. Zealtor looked at Jay.

ÒI do believe that went marvelously wellÉ donÕt you?Ó he said. Jay slapped his forehead with his hand.

ÒPromise me one thingÉÓ asked Jay.

ÒIt can be almost anything, Agent.Ó Said Zealtor.

ÒWhen we go to the hospitalÉ. DonÕt ham it up and make a scene!Ó he begged. Zealtor stood and thought about it.

ÒI shall try by bestÉÓ he said.

ÒGOOD!Ó said Jay. He didnÕt let Zealtor finish.

ÒÉ but I canÕt promise anything like that to some extent, you do know.Ó Said Zealtor.

ÒJust donÕt go crazyÉ okay?Ó he asked. Zealtor nodded as he gawked at his disguise in the mirror. Jay left to find Kay. This was going to be one crazy mission, and Zed was right to think the apocalypse would break out with Zealtor loose out thereÉ outside of HQ. One crazyÉ crazy time.

ÒAre you HAPPY!?Ó said Elle as she chewed Cooper out for being so darn evil.

ÒSomewhatÉÓ he said. ÒExplains a lot. Care to explain more?Ó

ÒDonÕt push your luck, buddy. I may be on YOUR playing fieldÉ but it wasnÕt so long ago that I was WORKING IN A MORGUE and I can stand TO SEE SOME DEAD BODIES AGAIN, AWFULLY SOON!Ó she said. Cooper got the idea. If he didnÕt quit being such a know-it-all, heÕd be another human Popsicle in the morgue. Elle turned the communicator on and contacted Kay again.

ÒSoÉ how is everything looking along the lines of stopping a mass hysteria wave stemming from this hospital?Ó she asked. Kay could only shake his head after seeing ZealtorÕs disguise.

ÒWellÉ We have a planÉ somewhat. WeÕll be showing up sometimeÉ and hopefully get things cleared out.Ó He said. She could hear Jay in the background.

ÒYeahÉÓ said Jay. ÒAnd wonÕt you be SURPRISED to see usÉÓ he said, snickering. Elle froze.

ÒWhy do I get the feeling that IÕd rather be in a coma than find out what you guys are doing? You DO know X isnÕt doing so goodÉÓ

ÒWe realize that.Ó Said Kay.

ÒSo THATÕS WHY weÕre going to bring Zealtor with us!Ó blurted out Jay, as he started to laugh.Ó

ÒWhat?Ó she asked. She didnÕt quite hear Jay. Kay sighed.

ÒZealtor is coming to assist on this oneÉÓ

ÒI sure hope he has a disguiseÉÓ she said. In the background, Jay was cracking up. Cooper leaned over to see what was so darn funny to these secret agents. He couldnÕt quite see the screen. ÒKayÉ.Ó She said. ÒPlease tell me you DO have a planÉÓ

ÒWe have one alright.Ó

ÒSo Zealtor ISNÕT gonna show up?Ó

ÒOh, he willÉÓ

ÒThen WHAT is so DARN FUNNY!?Ó demanded Elle.

ÒItÕs ZealtorÉÓ said Kay.

ÒAnd I sure hope Zed gave permission for thisÉÓ she said.

ÒDONÕT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT THAT!Ó said Jay as he started laughing hard again. Zealtor was walking up into the communicatorÕs range. She could hear him babble about how Jay really HAD lost his mind.

ÒPlease tell me Zed said to do thisÉÓ she said. Zealtor walked into the screenÕs range. Elle was taken by the hair color. ÒUmÉ. Hi, ZedÉ: she said. Jay was nearly rolling on the floor, he was laughing so hard.

ÒIgnore himÉÓ said ZedÉ rather, sounded like Zealtor.

ÒUhhÉ.. KayÉ. I think you need to adjust the tint of the communicatorÕs visual feedÉÓ she said.

ÒNoÉ thatÕs the right color alrightÉÓ he said.

ÒThen WHY does Zed look like that?Ó she asked. Cooper leaned to look at the screen. Zealtor spoke up.

ÒBecause ItÕs not ZedÉÓ he said. Everyone paused. It was silent.

ÒOOOOOKAYYYYÉ IÕve officially LOST my mindÉ and I have COOPSTER here to blame for it!Ó she said. He turned and yelled at her.

ÒITÕS COOPER! C-O-O-P-E-RÉ.!Ó he yelled. She ignored him.

Nurse Norton went on looking for Cooper. She managed to make her way to the room and found the patient up, and Cooper not causing too much trouble. She quietly walked in undetected and overheard the communicator.

ÒItÕs ZealtorÕs disguise.Ó Said Kay.

ÒDisguise?Ó asked Cooper. Elle sighed.

ÒMight as well tell you now before you find out and flip out. Your memory will be erased ANYWAY so itÕs no bother to ME!Ó she said. Cooper was ready to eat this all up.

ÒWhat???Ó he asked.

ÒZealtor is really an extraterrestrial doctor and he needed a human disguise to blend in with the rest of YOU DOCTORS so we could fix this mess.Ó Cooper didnÕt know what to say. He was frozen. Elle was sure she had overloaded his mind on Alien propaganda. He was silent for a little while longer and then spoke with a thousand thoughts of knowledge, and everything genius he could muster to speak.

ÒDDDUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Ó he said as he was jumping around, cheering. He spun around and found Nurse Norton in shock.

ÒA-A-A-A-A-ALIEN?!Ó she said. Cooper froze. Elle frozeÉ and everyone froze. Norton promptly fainted and hit the floor with an audible thud heard even over the communicator. Jay had regained himself enough to hear this. He started to crack up again.

ÒIÕM TELLIN YOU! WE HAVE THE MOST CRISP SOUND TRANSFER ON THESE COMMUNICATORS!Ó he said, as he started to laugh uncontrollably again.

Norton had seen one too many aliens for one day.