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This is a bit of a follow up from my other story "My One True Love." Well, it's not really a follow up as much as it is a female admirer version of it. Hope you like it!
"Okay, so who do you think has the HOTTEST body?" Lisa Moretti grinned. The WWF Divas were having their monthly 'girl talk' in their change room before a SmackDown taping. Very few people knew that all the women got along very well, contrary to popular belief.
"This is easy! No contest, it's Paul!" Terri Runnels exclaimed quickly.
"What?! No way!! He's got a nice bod, but not the best! It's gotta be Bob. Not only is he Hardcore, but his body is damn well hard!" Jackie grinned.
"You're right. He's tall, and so lean. Not too bulky, but not too skinny. He's gorgeous," Lisa agreed.
"You wanna talk lean? Let's talk Adam," Amy nodded her head with her eyes twinkling.
"Yes! Totally!" Nora agreed.
"Well, you know me, there's only one man in my eyes," Debra smiled happily.
"Awwwwww!!" all of the gals said in unison.
"You guys are the greatest, I totally want to be like you and Steve on day," Stephanie said.
"If you've got a man as wonderful as him, then it's so easy to be happy."
"So there's no one else...." Joanie trailed off suggestively.
"Nope."
"Oh, c'mon! There's got to be at least ONE body you turn your head for!" Amy laughed.
"Well... I do think Andrew has a nice toned torso..." Debra trailed off with the laughter evident in her voice.
"Ah ha! I knew it! Nora, you owe me five dollars!" Trish exclaimed.
"What?!" Debra asked.
"Well, one day, we were in the hall and you were talking to Pat, and he walked by and we noticed your eyes following his retreating figure. I noticed that your eyes were a little downcast..." Trish grinned. Debra's mouth fell open in shock and everyone cracked up.
"So we made a bet and I said that you didn't think of him THAT way. Trish said you liked this buns-o-steel as she so eloquantly put it," Nora continued.
"Okay, here's another question, now that most of us have answered the shallow question, this is kind of an extension of it. Which of the guys would you go out with if they asked you here and now, and why?" The girls sat and though for a little while before anyone said anything.
"Well, you all know my answer to this one, so there's no use in my answering it," Debra was the first one to break the silence.
"I would say Matt. He's just such an awesome guy. Not only is he hot, but he's so sensitive and sweet," Amy answered. "But then again, we're already going out, so what does it matter?" she grinned. Before anyone could answer, there was a knock at the door.
"Come on in, we're all decent!" Joanie called out.
"Hello ladies," Jeff Hardy smiled walking in with Chris Irvine, Matt, Paul, Jay, Adam, and Steve walked in. "We thought we'd pop in and say hello. And most of us are bored." She felt her heart flutter when she saw the younger Hardy brother. He was by far one of the best looking males she had ever had the pleasure of knowing. It didn't help that he was a good ole country gentlman. "Are we interupting anything?"
"Just having our girl talk," Amy answered moving over so Matt could sit beside her. He leaned down and kissed Amy's forehead. It made her smile, the two were so happy together, and so good for each other.
"Debra honey, are you comfortable on the floor?" Steve asked concerned. He was such a contrast to his onscreen alter ego. Stone Cold Steve Austin was a bad son of a bitch. Steven Williams, was one of the nicest and thoughtful men she ever knew.
"I'm fine, Steve, quit your bellyachin," she smiled touched at his conern.
"So, who thinks I'm sexy? Actually, I know you all think I'm sexy. I mean, look at me!" Jay grinned.
"Yeah, you're real sexy," Terri rolled her eyes laughing.
"I am deeply offended and hurt by your sarcasm, you she devil," he answered pretending to wipe a tear from his face.
"That's not helping your case, Reso," Stephanie laughed.
"Nothing will EVER help his case. Because I know I am the apple of every woman's eye," Chris boasted.
"Damn straight you are," Jackie said seriously.
"See, Jackie's not in denial...." he began but he was cut off by Jackie's sudden laughter.
"You wish, Irvine!"
"Hahahaha, way to make an impression on everyone, ass," Paul snickered.
"Don't make me break my foot off yo ass, boy!" Chris warned.
"I would personally LOVE to see that happen," Adam shook his head.
"Yee with little faith!" During the boys bantering session, she took the time to admire Jeff. He was leaning against the wall with his muscular arms crossed on his defined chest.
"Hun, you're staring," Amy whispered much to her dismay. She was caught.
So? Whatdya think? Better than the first, worse? Too early to say? Who are your guesses so far? Respond!
