Sailor Funnies 2!
By: Lil' Minako
AN: I'm so glad you ppl like the last one! That makes me so happy! If only my other story
Unperfect Angels, had this much reviews. Oh well. Ja ne!
Disclaimer: I don't own sailor moon. Only this story. If your going to borrow something
Ask me first!!!!!!
Sailor Funnies 2-------------------------------
Rini: *sits on black leather couch*Welcome back!!! This show, we were able to get a few
From the outer scouts. And a little others. I so how you enjoy!
Silence.
Rini: mumbles: damn light bulb!
Director: we'll have it fixed…..nvm, just go on without it.
Rini: *pouts*anyways, here's the next funny thingy whatever
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The scouts, including the outers, were sitting at Rei's temple for a meeting.
Amara suddenly spoke up, "Yesterday was backwards day,right?"
Serena: I hate backwards day…
Trista: why?
Serena: it's so confusing!!
Rini: how?
Serena: have you ever had sex backwards? It's hard!!
Ami: oh good lord!
Lita: *covers Rini's ears*
Darien: *grins*it's was very hard
*Slap*
Darien: unconsious on the floor, once again:
Rei: your sick Darien!
Serena: I didn't know wether to push or pull, and how do you groan backwards?
Michell:*covers ears* I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this…
Serena: do you falls asleep then do it ?
Amara:that's how I do it…..
All:*turns to amara*o.O????
Amara: hey! I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side!
Hotaru: the world has now come to an end as we know it
Mina: that's bad, right?
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Rini: I remember that!! I couldn't hear anything!!! At least now I know what was said!
Girl a: I know how to do it backwards!!!!!!
Guy a: lets demonstrate!!!
Girl a and Guy a: *if you don't know what there doing, then that's sad*
Rini:*wide eyed* so that's how you do it!! Where's 9 inch boy?
9 inch boy: (from last one)Right here!!!
Rini: *takes him to the back of the stage* um, next funny!
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Sailor Moon and the other scouts were looking at a youma. Then Tukedo Mask
Came. "Hey! Leave the people in peace, or feel my rose's wrath!!" As he bend his
knees, he slips on the light poll.
*Bash*
*high pitched scream*
*groan*
Tukedo Mask lay on the ground holding his crotch, "shitshitshitshitshit"
Director laughing so hard, "who…..who, who polished the poll?"
An evil laugh could be heard and Serena stepped out with polish.
"Mwahahahahah! I have polished the poll! Now it's all shiny!!"
Darien, "I think something cracked….."
All turn to darien and freak out.
"I broke his crotch!"
"Noice going meat-ball head!'
"Please don't mention balls!!"
"Does it hurt?"
"It's swelling up!!"
"oh god!"
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Voice:Rini!!!! You are gonna die!!!!!!
Rini:*looks around frightend*oh no! it' cant be! It musnt be! It is! Waaaaaa!!!!!
Serena:*runs out holding a horse whip*Die you ball of pink fluff!!!
Rini: I'm not fuffy!!!
Serena: I cant believe I created you!!!!!
Rini:I cant believe I came from that!!!
Serena: that's it!! I'm having an abortion!!!!!
Rini: nooooo!!!! I want to exist!!!!!
Serena: who wants rini to exist??
Silence.
Serena:who wants her to go bye bye?
Audience: me!! Me!!die!!!!!mwahahahahaha
Rini:o.o????? *looks up and see's the light thingy*haha, very funny!
Serena:*whips rini* hahahaha!! You my pretty, sha'll feel my wrath!!
Rini: food!!
Serena:*drops whip and runs* NOOOOOO!!! I'm on a diet!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darien: oh my god, what the hell happened to her???
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Amara sits' on floor angrily."I don't like this, I don't like this"
Mina walks to her, "You look just like a ballarina!!"
Amara's whering a leotard with a dark blue tutu and silver slippers. And skin color tights.
Mina, "You look just like a girl!!!!"
Amara gasps in fright, "What???? It took me forever to stop my breast from growing!,
Now I look like a girl?! This go against everything I believe in!!!!!!"
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Rini:we just got something new!!! It's a scout talk show! All scouts show their feelings and villans!
9 inch guy: that was……………great.
Rini:ya, that 69 thing came I handy.
Audience: oooooooooo!!!!!!
Darien: awwwww, that's my baby girl!!!!!!!
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Darien: *singing* will you run across the boarder mama?
Serena: *singing* I'll run across the boarder papa
Dairen: *singing* and what will you bring me back mama?
Serena: *singing* you know what I'll bring you back papa
Darien: *singing* and don't forget
Serena: *singing* I wont forget
Darien: *singing* to bring me back
Serena: *singing*to bring you back
Darien: *singing* what I need
Serena: *singing*what you need
Darien: *singing* tonight
Serena: *singing* tonight
Hotaru: *whispers to michelle* what's serena going to bring back??
Michelle: *whispers to hotaru* probably a whore so he can have some tonight
Hotaru: ahhh!! Now I get it!!!!!
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Ami: okay, we are all here to express out feeling
Beryl: *jumps on darien* give yourself to me!!!!!!
Serena: haha! He gave himself to me first!!
Beryl: bitch!!!
Serena: you just mad cuz you didn't get some!!!!!!
Beryl:*slaps her*
Serena: ahh!!! I've been bitch slapped!!
*cat fight*
Darien: *looks at Rei*rei, I have to tell you something
Rei:*jumps up with hope* yes??? Yes??
Darien:*pokes her chest* where did you get those, I thought I saw them somewhere
But I cant remember.
Rei:*slaps darien* you lied to me!!!!! You don't love me!!!
Darien: o.o??????duh…..
Ami:*show her peirced tongue* I think this says enough………
Mina: I work as a stripper!!! *starts stripping*
Lita: if this turns into a lemon, I'm getting the hell outta here
Trista: *bites into a lemon*
Scream.
All: turn to amara
Amara: *backing away from some panty hose* get it away!!!! Get it away!!!! Ahhh!!!!!
Panty Hose: hey!! Sorry! Don't put me on, see if I care!!!!!! *walks away*
Ami: *runs away to the boys locker room with a pen and note pad*
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Rini: o.O
Audience: O.o
Director: o.o
Coffee Boy: I have the light bulb!!!!!!!!!!!
Coffee boy: puts it in the sign:
Zap!!!
Thud!!
Director: great!! Someone, get me the extra coffee boy! There droping like flies this time of year.
Rini: ya, oh well, cant stop what has happened!!!!
Neo-Serenity: Rini!!!! What in the name of god have you been doing???????
Rini: uh oh.
NS: grabs rini by the ear: you are in big trouble!!!!!!
Rini:daddy!!!!!!!
King: no!!!! you have been very bad! You gave yourself to that stranger!!!
Rini:he was 9 inches!! I couldn't resits!!!!
King and NS: this show is now over!!!!!! If it continues!!!! The other funnies will be on there!!
We will not show them today!! Your host is in deep crap
Rini: ewww, poop.
Mr. Hankey: Hidey Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK IT"S DONE! NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ONE, BUT I WAS IN A HURRY!DON'T
FLAME ME TOO MUCH, I BURN VERY EASILY!!!!!!!