I must warn you that my friend SoulDestiny helped me with this, so towards the end it's gonna get weird. If your took young, than I advise you not to read anything past the little pink munchkins, or the thing about Uranus… Enjoy!!! (some may be sick jokes, oh well, you'll live. Just review.)
Disclaimer: I dun own sailor moon. If your gonna use anything form this story, ask me first.
Rini is gone. Then who is this little pink haired girl? Chibi Chibi?! Now let's do this show…chibi style!!!
Chibi Chibi: *hops on stage*
Man from audience: noo, not another pink haired girl!!!!!!! *runs*
Chibi chibi: chibi chi, bi???
Audience: o.o????
Person: *runs on stage* um, I'm the translator, um, ya
Audience: 0.0
Translator: she said, 'ok,that's one, bad pea'
Audience: nani???
Translator: you know, bad apple, bad pea............
Audience; ooooo!!!!
Chibi chibi: chibi chibi, chi, chi, bi, chib chibber!
Translater:Let's get this show on the road!
Audience: *pack up and leaves*
Chibi chibi: chibi??
Translator: nani???
Chibi chibhi: chib chib, chibber chibis chib chib chibi
Translator: come back, I didn't mean it that way!!!
Audience: *slowly come back confused*
Chibi Chibi: chi chi chibi......
Translator: lets just start......
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It seemed like an ordinary day
Darien: but suddenly a youma attacked, as always
Usagi:um, your Mamoru.......
Mamoru: I am??
Usagi: :sighs: damn amnesia...
But little did Darien, Serena and the others know
Rei: doesn't she mean, little does Serena know, it's not like she knows much
Chibi-Usa: *giggles*
Usagi: oh how i loath that giggle.......
Ami: *whispers to hakura* is it just me, or is her vocabulary dramatically increasing??
Hakura: maybe she is spending too much time around you
Ami: *sweatdrop*um, no, i was in the library, i don't think she has ever set foot in one
Hakura: -.-;;, too true
That something just as harmless as picking a piece of parer
Setsuna: what's a parer??
Ami: she means paper *looks back in her book of how to master the art of tesseract and travel through galactic space warps in a light-year *
All: ooh...
Usagi: *holds up a cross towards ami and her book*
can do a whole lot of damage....
Chibi-Usa: *looks at Usagi* sounds familiar....
They all were at this party, and were told to pick a piece of paper from a hat and dress up as it says.
Usagi: paper can talk??
Makoto: it can??
Minako: wow...
Ami: I won't say a word...
Everyone took a piece of paper, and almost screamed in horror of what they had to dress and act like, for one whole night.
Hotaru: *leans to Michiru* is this going anywhere?
Usagi: paper cant walk Hotaru, even I know that
Hotaru: this is an a, b conversation, so c your way out of it
Usagi: that's so old.
Michiru: well what do you think you'll be one thousand years in the future?
Usagi:............
I guess luck was turned against them, Serena had to be a math teacher
Everyone except Usagi: *rotfl*
Usagi: mamo-chan!! Make them stop!!
Mamoru: I *laughs* I-can *laugh* ugh!
Usagi: sailor moon kill!
All: o.o??
Usagi: I'm a princess, I can't do whatever I want!
All: -.-;;;
Ami got a bartender
Ami: *looks up from her book* oh great, being around people that smoke, I just love second hand smoking..
Minako: you smoke?!?!?!
Ami:*sighs* and I want to run away and join the circus
Minako & Usagi: omg... me too!!! We can join together!!!!
Lita was a member of the Doggie daycare
Makoto: the killer poodle!!!!!! Run!!! *runs*
Raye was a lion tamer
Rei: *looks at everyone* I'll sick my kitty on u!!!!
Michelle was a janitor
Michiru: NANI???!!! Me a janitor?? What if I break a nail?!? And cleaning all that stuff isn't sanitary!!!
Hakura: *sighs* that's the whole point of u getting janitor
Michiru: What point??
Amara was a............ballet teacher.....
Hakura: *glares at everyone* One word, and I'll kill you.....
All:*looks away trying not to laugh*
Hakura: KILL! *pounces on everyone*
Trista is a ............preschool teacher......
Setsuna: You mean I have to work with little snotty, runny nosed kids and sing stupid songs and actually pretend that I'm enjoying myself?!?!
Mamoru: ummmm, ya
Setsuna: *slaps Mamoru* Baka, i wasn't talking to you, I was talking to myself....
Minako & Usagi: So were not the only ones!!!!!
Hotaru was a member of Fitness Fun Time.
Hotaru: What's that??
Hakura: it's just a public gym where you get to lead a workout for a lot of people
Hotaru: if I break my leg, will I get called off?
Makoto: You can try
Chibi-Usa: Hey! I thought you left!
Makoto: Well, I did, butthenisawareallyhotguyandhelookedjustlikemyoldboyfriendsoiaskedhimwhatwashisnameanditstartedwiththesameletterbutthenhewasgoingthewayiwassoiturnedbackheresohewontthinkiwasalovesickpuppyandhemightthinki'mtryingtoplayhardtogetand... *sits down*
Chibi-Usa: Um, I don't know if I was suppose to understand that, but okay, whatever...
Darien was a...umm...he was to be beryl's love slave????
Beryl: *latches onto Mamoru* All mine! Mwahahaha!
Usagi: Don't you DARE mess with my man or I'll break you in ways you can't imagine...
Beryl: Go and play with your Barbie's, leave the man to the woman
Usagi: attacks beryl:
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Beryl:*unconsious*
Usagi:*presses out the wrinkles in her skirt* Continue......
Chibi-Usa's a.........smoky the bear??
Everyone except Chibhi-usa: Only you can prevent forest fires!!!!!!!!!
Chibhi-Usa: grrrrrrr
Mamoru: i can growl better than u! Grrrrrrrrrrr
Usagi: that's my mamo-chan!
Rei: even though I had him first
Usagi: excuse me........
Rei: *looks at beryl's unconscious....switching? body.* nothing
Usagi: I didn't think so.....
Mina was a..........reporter....
Minako: *looks at cameraman* I'm ready for my close up, bob....
Setsuna: isn't it Mr. de vil or something in that direction?
Minako: umm. I'm ready for my close up Mr. de vil or something in that direction.
Setsuna: ummmm, stay away from me
Beryl was a
Usagi: whore
Rei: bitch
Makoto: slut
Ami: such vulgarity!!!!
....well, she wasn't anything, they didn't have enough paper
Setsuna: what happened to parer??!!? What?? was it not good enough for you?!?!?
So they all went to a room and
Hakura: you could hear strange noises coming from the room with Usagi and Mamoru in it.
got changed. When they all came out, they almost fell on the floor laughing.
Usagi had on a business suit with wire rimmed glasses, and high heels.
Usagi: No pink mini shirt with a green top?
Minako: does that even match??
Usagi: Well, DIC makes me wear it
Minako: So it doesn't match
Mina was wearing a tight red mini shirt with a red shirt.
Minako: omg they gave me fashion sense!!
Amara was wearing skin color tights with a blue leotard with a blue skirt.
Everyone except Hakura: *starts to do ballet dances*
Hakrua: Mamoru, your gay
Mamoru: *stops dancing* what??
Michelle was wearing......a janitor's suit, which looked horrible on her and made her look old.
Michiru: They just HAD to add the old part.
Makoto: But it's true
Michiru: Do you want to live
Makoto: *hides behind Hakura*
Michiru: ya, chicken
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Chibi Chibi: chi chi chibi!
Translator: stop right now!
Director: *stops MST*
Chibi Chibi: *looks around* Chib chib chibber chi bi chibi!!!
Translator: this place needs a re-modeling!!!
Coffee Boy: uh oh
Camera Man: uh oh
Audience: what, what happened?
Chibi Chibi: chi chi chi bi chib chibbers chib bi!!
Translator: change in this couch for a red one!!
Chibi Chibi: chibi chibi ibi chi bi!
Translator: I want a pink carpet!
Chibi Chibi: bi bi chi!
Translator: Paint the walls!
Chibi Chibi: *takes out a walkie talkie* chibi…chi bi bi chi chib chi…
Translator: Roger…were gonna need some help here…
/an hour later/
The room is filled with the color pink and red. Hearts are hanging form the wall. A rainbow was painted on a wall with animals under it.
Audience: *holding stuffed animals* …
Camera Man: Did you have to turn my camera into a bunny!!
Chibi Chibi: Chibi! Chibi chibber bi chi?
Translator: Yes! Gotta problem with it?
Camera Man: No. *hides behind camera with his buny ears sticking up*
Chibi Chibi: chi, chi bi chib
Translator: yea, I thought so
Chibi Chibi: chibbi chib…chi bi bi chiba chi bi chibi chibber chi bi chi.
Translator: Moving on…I'm gonna stop the MST cuz it's way too long.
~~@~~@~~@~~@~~
Everyone was at Rei's temple. Then Makoto absentmindedly tapped her fingers on the table, " Poor Mamoru, not loosing his virginity for 6 or 5 more years…" All eyes turned to Makoto, then to a blushing Mamoru, then a pouting Usagi.
"Well" he sighed, "It's not like I have a choice." Everyone snickerd.
"Mamo-chan, your soo mean!" Usagi opened her mouth and started to wail, but a hand knocked her to the floor.
"Usagi!! I can't believe you my mother!"
"Demo…"
"No! Mamo-chan's mine and forever will be!"
Hakura leaned towards them, "Er, chibi-usa, does the word incest mean anything to you?"
Chibi-Usa turned to her confused, "Sounds like a cracker…"
Usagi crossed her arms and stuck her nose in the air, "And you say I'm stupid."
Suddenly a shriek and pounding was heard, "Mamoru you baka!" They all turned to see Minako on top of Mamoru, punching his lights out." How DARE you do that to Usagi-chan!" It took Makoto, Hakura, and Rei to pull her off of him. Unfortunately, he was unconscious. Usagi dropped to her knees and started wailing. Hakura slapped Minako upside the head, "What did you do that for?!"
Minako pointed to the computer," I read a story and it said King Endymion had an affair with SETSUNA, and that Mamoru's sleeping with Rei and Beryl!"
Silence.
*Punch*
Everyone hears a grunt and the notices blood coming from Mamoru's nose and Usagi with her back to him, cracking her knuckles.
~~@~~@~~@~~
Translator: Mamoru, that onore (did I get it right? I think it means bastard, me not sure.)
Audience: *gasp* *looks at chibi chibi*
Chibi Chibi: chi chi bi chibber chi…
Translator: please, don't hurt m-
Chibi Chibi: CHI!!
Transaltor: I'll be a good translator
Chibi Chibi: chi chi chibber bi chi
Translator: I know You didn't say it but.
-----(Censored)-----
Chibi Chibi: *walks to the couch with candy cane*
Translator: *on the floor smothered in sugar n' spice n' everything nice*
Security hands chibi chibi a voice box and then takes the translator away.
Chibi Chibi: chibi…
VB: baka
~~@~~@~~@~~
It was a quiet day. You could hear the tapping of the shoes of the meatball headed girl, along the pink brick road. Suddenly she stopped, "Luna, I don't think were in Tokyo anymore." The cat licked her paws, "That's coming from someone who's lucky to have a C- for her average grade. How can you tell?"
"That" she pointed down the road, where you could see pink hair coming closer…and closer…closer.
"AHHH! Pink haired munchkin!"
All the little pink haired freaks held hands and sang, "…It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all-"
"Stop!" Usagi ran away only to have the little people follow her, "Wait, come and pwayyyyyy…"
"Iie!" (that means no, right? Oh well, now it does.)
The pink haired munchkins grabbed her and took her to the land off sugary sweetness. And she was never seen again.
~~@~~@~~@~~
Chibi Chibi: bi bi chibi chibi chi chib?!!
VB: what's so bad about pink hair?!!
Chibi Chibi: here's one for the outers!
~~@~~@~~@~~
Hakura: *walks to isle 16 and grabs a pack of pads*
Guy: *walks to her and grabs some* So your girl made you buy some for her too?
Hakura: huh?…
~~@~~@~~@~~
(Michiru in 6th grade)
Teacher: how many oh you know what adolescence means?
Class:…
Teacher: I'll give you a hint. It's something you are, and I'm not.
Class:…
Michiru: a virgin?
Teacher: *blushes* No, umm, class dismissed.
Class: YAY!!
~~@~~@~~@~~
Chibi Chibi: chibi chibi chi bi
VB: I don't get it
~~@~~@~~@~~
Mamoru was on his knee, holding Usagi's left hand that now barred an engagement ring.
"Oh, Mamo-chan, how I've waited for this night." Laughter could be heard form the far right side. Mamoru whispered in her ear, "How I've waited for you to ask me this."
"Huh?"
A loud click could be heard. Then a voice, "How I've waited for you to ask me this! Not how I've waited for this night!" The whole crew, including Mamoru, broke into laughter.
"We all know what Usagi was thinking of"
By now everyone was on the floor.
"That's it! I quit!"
"No you don't, you signed a contract, you leave when the movies is finished."
"Shimatta…"
"Don't worry, I'm sure Mamoru will make it worth while."
~~@~~@~~@~~
"Usagi!"
"Rei, if you dun shut up, I'll shove my moon scepter up Uranus"
Hakura glared at her, " I find that highly offensive."
Rei snorted, "And it's Uranus, not your anus. You can't say anything right!"
"Anything right! Ha, I said it!"
"You said anything right, not it"
"Wha..You're trying to confuse me!"
"HELLO! Usagi just disgraced my planet, and all you can argue about is it and anything right?!"
Usagi and Rei looked at each other. "Right"
"Huh?"
"You asked us if we were gonna fight about anything and it"
"……"
~~@~~@~~@~~ (Here comes the perverted part. But remember my friend helped me. The Really weird stuff is her, even though it's funny. BEWARE)
Nati (me)
Syrena (my friend)
And MS. And R-I-S are real ppl, just with nicknames. They go to our school. If you want to know what's true from what they really did, e-mail me and I'll tell ya!
~~@~~@~~@~~
Nati: Whoa…I'm having writer's block. ARG!!!
Syrena: I'm doin my homework. It's boring.
Nati: Ugh! Damn you, do it later. This is gonna be in my story you know…
Syrena: My homework wants me to do it now! It just took its last dose of viagra!
Nati: *stares at her weirdly* How can it take viagra?
Syrena: *sigh*
Paper: I am taking viagra. Don't disturb me.
Meanwhile…
Michael S.: Hey, yo everybody! I'm married to my right hand!
Nati: aww, what about your left hand? I bet it's lonely. *takes viagra from paper* No…
M.S: Oh, my left hand doesn't miss out of any of the action! *grabs…er…*
Right-hand: where's my viagra?!!
Nati: *sigh* M.S, you've made righty addicted to viagra. You really need to calm down. *slaps right-hand* And keep that freak away from me!
Rabis-Infected-Shithead: grrrr, gobble gobble!! *waddles around* I'm a turkey!
Syrena: *coughs* How did this go from a sailor funnies to real-life funnies? Oh well! *brings in Mamoru*
Mamoru: Stop thieves! I want my viagra!
Nati: *looks at readers* Yes, all this stuff happened at our screwed up school. Theses are real life events. *grabs Mamoru* Mine…
Usagi: hey! Mamo-chan, how could you? *starts crying*
Ms.'s right hand: I'll cheer you up.
M.S.: How could you?!!
Nati: *grabs microphone* OMG, mamo-chan cheated on Usagi. Right-hand wants to cheat of M.S Will the madness ever end?!! Mamo-chan, what do you have to say about this?
Mamoru: I…Need…Viagra…
Vagina: did someone call me? (My friend…. weird….)
Everyone: ew…
Mamoru: No, but I'll have you, too!
Nati: Your sick! I have FLE for 10 friggen days, I don't need that! Take it away! *cries* Your being mean!
R-I-S: *chases after it* Gobble, gobble!
Syrena: *glomps R-I-S* I'll take you over viagra, or that other…thing…any day!
R-I-S: *dies*
Nati: Damn
PB2: *runs out and kills the nasty V* Muahahaha! You shall be no more!
Nati: Finally! *drags Mamoru around* Come mamo-chan, we have much to…talk…about. *grins evilly*
Usagi: *pokes M.S's right-hand, who is having a four-some with M.S, Usagi, and left hand.* You feel funny.
Syrena: I will resurrect R-I-S! *waves cheap pot over his nose* ALIVE!
R-I-S: BWARK! I'm a turkey!
Nati: Mamo-chan! Usaig is getting jiggy wit hands?!!
PBs: *chases after R-I-S* Die! You remind me of the IRS, I think…
Nati: *slaps Usagi*
Uasgi: Ooh! That felt good!
Haruka: *runs to them* Don't leave me out of da fun!
Michiru: *runs out* Hacker!!
Nati: *looks to both sides of her* Where did the sanity go?!!
Sanity: where's my pot?
Minako: *crawls out* Guess what! I'm a 34-D!
Everyone: whoa, talk about puberty
Nati: Guess what! (what I'm bout ta say is true) Syrena and me went to History class asking people if the liked crackers! (remember from a few pages back in this story?)
Chibi-Usa: are you mocking me?
Polly: Syrena wanna cracker?
Nati: One person said something like, Ya cover it with peanut butter! Yum!
Minako: hey, whose lil' Minako,? Is it me when I was lil?
Lil' Minako: nah…whaddaya think?
Minako: whaddaya? What's that?
Makoto: *stares at M.S* He looks like my old boyfriend!
Nati: er, umm, Syrena, a little help here? Grabs R-I-S *and locks him in a closet* And what does glomp mean?
Chibi-Usa: I still dun understand CRACKER
Nati: Hehe, Syrena ate a cracker. It belonged to this guy in our class.
Syrena: It tasted good to! BTW, "glomp" is a term fangirls use to express their feelings for bishonen by jumping them. Let me demonstrate. *takes R-I-S out of closet and glomps him*
R-I-S: BWARK!
Minako: Ohh. I wanna play! *glomps M.S.* Hehehe!
Natalia: kewl…*glomps Mamoru*
Chibi-Usa: *glomps cracker*
Cracker: crack?!
Haruka: *looks for Usagi*
Michiru: Hacky! I'm over here!
Haruka: No! I'm Usagi's love slave!!
Greg: *dashes out* Ami's been bad!
Everyone: *confused* huh?
Ami: I've lost my virginity!
Minako: Huh? You lost what?!
Chibi-Usa: I think she said she lost Sailor V.
Minako: Me? *grabs a cracker*
Rei: You know, I just noticed tht Venus rhymes with penis.
Minako: so I'm a viagra lovin' penis?
R-I-S: I'm a cracker lovin' turkey!
Michiru: *grabs Haruka* Usagi-chan there scaring me!
Haruks: O.o?? YOU CALLED ME USAGI!!!
Mamoru: Finger licken chicken!
Usagi: So am I Haruka?
Ami: *hands mamoru viagra*
Mamoru: *grabs it and runs to corner* We'll never be sperated again…
Minako: viagra, niagra
Nati: niagra falls, viagra falls
Viagra: *falls* arg!
Makoto:tit- whoa nvm.. *grabs her teddy bear* You're my only friend.
Teddy Bear:…
Makoto: Come to think of it, that left hand reminds me even more of my boyfriend that M.S does!
Rei: I want to play the rhyming game!
Usagi: Moon rhymes with spoon!
Makoto: Jupiter rhymes with stupder!
Ami: Greg rhymes with leg!
Greg: I'm missing a leg!
Ami: *looks down* oops…
Usagi: Er, bucket rhymes with fuck it.
Chibi-Usa: Usagi said a very bad word!
Rei: I bet she's never done the freak nasty before!
Usagi: Dimando raped me
Everyone: *gasp*
Usagi: actually, I gave in willingly. So it's not rape.
Rei: Mamoru,what do you have to say about that?
Mamoru: *cough*er…
Dimando: Mamo-chan, I want my money!
Usagi: wha??
Dimando: *looks at Usagi* Hello, my little whore…
Usagi: hello, my little cheap asshole…
Mamoru: I have no money
Rei: If Usagi can do that, than I can with my momo-chan.
Mamoru: *stares at her wide eyed* I thought you and Usagi were…*looks around* nvm.
Rei: Usagi doesn't have nothing!
Ami: "You mean 'anything."
Rei: whatever. I'm more flexible and proportioned than she is!
Usagi: Prove it!
Rei: Ami, go to type in www, then 69, then .com
Ami: *takes out her computer and logs on* Holy shit!
Mamoru: She IS flexible!
Usagi: Oh yeah!?!! *takes her hair down*
R-I-S: She's Pamela Anderson Lee!!!
Nati: Can I have your autograph?!
Minako: Hey, isnt that Beryl? *Points at screen*
Mamoru: Where?!! *stares at screen*
Rei: *looks at nati* Is it ture that the people in your school were hitting on the tables.
Nati: *cough* Er, ya. I guess the girl's weren't GOOD enough!!
R-I-S: *walks to Usagi* Are those real?
Makoto: What happened to Syrena?
Nati: She's in the boys bathroom entertaining them.
Mamoru: I need entertainment…
Usagi: *slaps Mamoru* What?! I'm no longer good enough for you?!!
Mamoru: ummm…I dunno..
Haruka: *hugs Usagi* It's okay Usagi, you good enough for me.
Michiru: WHAT?!! That's IT!Uzasgi, I'm damning you to hell!
R-I-S: BWARK! You can't kill a celebrity! She's my PAL.
Ami: No that's just her initials.
Setsuna: What's going on?
Hotaru: And why is Usagi trying to bend her legs over her head?
Everyone: *looks at Usagi*
Usagi: almost there…
*POP*
Chibi-Usa: Eww.
Rei: What did you do?
Usagi: I popped a led outta it's socket.
Greg: snort
Ami: huh?
Greg: I just wanted to say something
Ami: Ooh.
Minako: In class I saw a movie called 9 wonderful months!
Hotaru: hat class was this?
Minako: Family Life Education.
Usagi: OMG! *slaps Dimando*
Dimando: *slapped* o.o??
Usagi: You called Mamoru mamo-chan! Your not his lover!
Dimando: So he cheated on me?!! Onijatada, he's a playa!
Makoto: Onijatada? What does that mean?
Dimando: My litle whore, slut, bitch, etc..
Makoto: Oh, okiez
Chibi-Usa: Demo, where's Mamo-chan?
Mamoru: *clinging to Syrena* I know you have more viagra! Hand it over!
Syrena: No! I.Won't.Let.You.Have.It. *swallows the last 20 pills*
Everyone: uh, oh…
Nati: She was givin a blow job to a piece of paper in english!
Everyone: …
Syrena: I needed some lovin'!
R-I-S: BWARK!
Parer: I'm back!
Setsuna: Parer!
Parer: Setsuna!
Setsuna: *grabs parer* I though I'd never see you again! *cries* My love!
Parer: *gasp* my air! *passes out*
Glomps: damn it! Someone glomp!
R-I-S: *glomps Syrena*BWARK!
Nati: Well fuck you R-I-S! Always knew you were a shit head!
Mamoru: *repeatedly slaps Syrena* You.Just.Had.To.Take.My.Viagra!
Chibi-Usa: mamo-chan, wannna cracker?
Mamoru:…no….unless it's the epanut butter filled
Chibi-Usa: Nope, cheese.
Usagi: Mamo-chan can't have cheese. It give's him gas. And he also get's constipated
Mamoru: Damn you Usako
Usagi: Is there a sign anywhere that says damn me? I've been damned a thousand times! I think
Makoto: what?
Minako: *whisper* A tampon took my virginity.
Makoto:…whoa…I think I'll stick with pads…
Setsuna: I can't decide, paper or p-
Mamoru: plastic rubber!
Setsuna: *slaps him* parer!
Hotaru: I dunno either.
Paper: me!
Parer:No me!
Rei: the only diff Is one has a r instead of a p.
Setsuna: But I love both of you.
Dimando: Onijatada! Why did you leave me?
Usagi: *whispers* shimatta. *Say's aloud* Nani? I was never yours, so how can I leave you?
Seiya: Choose me, Domando, or Mamoru-baka
Mamoru: That's Mr. Chiba to you sex changing ass.
Haruka: Don't forget me!
Ami: *messing with wires*
R-I-S: let me help! *Crosses them*
/lights go out/
"I'm afraid of the dark!"
"Who touched me!"
"Hehe, sorry Usako"
"Ew, daddy bein bad."
"Hey, what happened to our names?"
Hotaru: I dunno, mine came back.
Usagi: Mine too.
"Waaa, mine didn't!
Usagi: Rei, you're not special enough
Rei: It came back!
Usagi: Nooo!
"Maybe because Usagi said her name"
Usagi: Mamo-chan, Makoto, Minako, Haruka, R-I-S, M.S. & his hands.
"Hey what about me?!"
Haruka: You're the author, you don't need a name
Nati: I'm back!
Mamoru: but…how?
Nati: I'm the author, I wrote this, along with Syrena, I can do whatever I want!
M.S: uh oh, let's talk slang and stuff…
"! Damn it!"
Makoto: I love that face!
"Really? Thanks!! " ^_^
Makoto: no prob.
Nati: Well, this is a very long story, so I shall end it now. *grabs Mamoru and R-I-S and runs* Ja!
Dimando: No! Onijatada, save him!
Yes, I know. Weird, and somewhat nasty, oh well, life will go on. I want to thank SoulDestiny, if it weren't for her, this wouldn't be out!! Tankiez!! We are having another one out, and since you have already read this, you will get some of the jokes for it, but I need ta type it, it might be out next week or something.. Ja! Remember, I burn easily!!!! Be nice!! Please?? And I'm so sorry for any spelling mistakes. I did spell check, but it took forever, so I just stopped it and uploaded it. Cries oh well, you get the point!