Title: And the Keys go Bang!
By: Lil' Minako, and SoulDestiny
A/N: Okay, if your reading this, you really NEED to read the Sailor Funnies Chibi Style to get this. SOME names are s'pose to be a joke, and you won't get them unless you read the Chibi Style thingie. (setsunas, Chibi-usa's, dimando's, Seiya's, haruka's, Rei's, RIS's, and i think Hotaru's) Other than that i guess your fine. It may seem sick, it may seem nasty, but you WILL GET OVER IT. WOn't you? Moving on..remember, a sad attempt at humor. Don't flame much, my skin is sensitive. ^.^; (oh yea, Mamoru's s/n..i just understood it. I always thought it was pronounced Bah-tays. But i'm slow..so..dont get to grossed out okay? My friend is pretty perv at times..well so am i but...anyway..)
Disclaimer: I don't own the people of Sailor Moon. I don't own PB1, but i DO own PB2, Link and other made-ups (don't worry, there arn't many)
And the Key's go Bang!
Welcome to the Sailor Senshi Chat room. Please enter your name and password and make yourself comfortable.
*PB1 enters the room*
PB1: e-yo! Is anyone here?
PB1: Um...
MasterBates: Hello! I'm here!
MasterBates: Hello...?
*PB1 leaves the room*
MasterBates: Okay..I wonder if i can cyber myself...
MasterBates: Oh Mamo-chan!
MasterBates: Yeah, that feels good!
*PB2 enters the room*
PB2: sup!
MasterBates: Hey! I'm trying to cyber! Get out!
*PB2 leaves*
*TyssDB enters the room*
MasterBates: Welcome!
TyssDB: Hey! Whatcha doin?
MasterBates: Cyberin'...
TyssDB: With who?
MasterBates: Myself.
TyssDB: whoa..
*VirginRabbit has entered the room*
TyssDB: Usagi, why the weird s/n?
VirginRabbit: Well what does yours stand for?!
TyssDB: Tokyo's super sexy dumb blonde.
VirginRabbit: How original...
TyssDB: I kno! xD
MasterBates: Usa-ko! Play with me!
TyssDB: ew...I'll report you!
*TyssDB has left the room*
MasterBates: Usa-ko, what's your fantasy?
VirginRabbit: To make love in a pool of ice cream.
*Minako has entered the room*
MasterBates: yo
Minako: I changed my s/n! Like it?!
VirginRabbit: ...er...yea
Minako: xD kewl!
MasterBates: need pepto? Looks painful.
VirginRabbit: lol!
Minako: whose lol?
*cracker69 has entered*
Cracker69: Hey everyone!
*Mscsexchanger has entered*
Cracker69: who are you?
VirginRabbit: Seiya! *hugglez*
Mscsexchanger: Usa! *hugs*
*PB2 has entered*
PB2: *glomps Mamoru*
MasterBates: *glomped* yo
PB2: *glares at Usagi*
VirginRabbit: omg..I've been dissed?!
Cracker69: tomato...
Minako: you sent a dis to who?
*Uronijatada has entered*
MasterBates: I thought this was a Sailor Chat.
Uronijatada: I don't see you running around in a mini skirt.
PB2: leave my mamo-chan alone!
MasterBates: ya, leave me alone
*Minako has left the room*
MasterBates: is it just me, or does that thing say something different every time.
Cracker69: I noticed that too...
VirginBunny: It's mamo-chans fault that this is my s/n.
MasterBates: what? How?
PB2: she just mad cuz she's a virgin.
MasterBates: Oh...
Cracker69: is it just me or did someone write in pink-ish pruple..
MasterBates: shut-up. the readers don't know that..
*V96 has entered*
Uronijatada: I'll gladly take your virginity
V96: O.o?
Uronijatada: V96, only sailor senshi are allowed!!
V96: umm, Dimando..your not a sailor
Uronijatada: but onijatada is!
VirginBunny: *sigh* whatever, V96, what does your s/n stand for?
V96: *smiles* SailorV69!
VirginBunny: but it says V96...
V96: .! damn!
MasterBates: I luv that face!
*PapervsParer has entered the room*
PapervsParer: i still can't decide..
MasterBates: hmm, paper..or plastic..
PapervsParer: *bitch slaps mamoru* shut-up!
MasterBates: *slapped*
PB2: dun you dare hurt him again or i'll skin your hide!
V96: oww...
*Mscsexchanger has left the room*
Cracker69: i didnt even know he was in here
*Msc enters*
Cracker69: now i do...
Msc: this s/n is easier...
PapervsParer: what does it mean?
Msc: Mysterious sex changer
PapervsParer: okiez..
*Flexy13itch has entered*
Flexy13itch: e-yo!
PB2: I'm telling Syrena you stole her friends word!!
Msc: *glomps Usagi*
VirginBunny: hey, girls glomp guys. Not vise versa!
PB2: *huggles mamoru* U dun need Usagi. I'm here to take care of you!
MasterBates: *cough* to.tight.air...
*XxBwarkxX enters the room*
PB2: *glomps RIS* YAY!
XxBwarkxX: BWARK?! *looks at Usagi* PAL!
VirginBunny: uh oh..
XxBwarkxX: *waddles to her*...
VirginBunny: *sniff* ..er..did you want something?
PB2: now both my men are here!
MasterBates: *sticks tongue out at Usagi*
VirginBunny: but what about chibi-usa!
Msc: she scares me...
Masterbates: what about her?
VirginBunny: If you ditch me, chibi-usa won't be born!
MasterBates: *grinz* I know.
*DAconfusion enters the room*
Uronijatada: are you a sailor?
DAconfusion: i'm not answering that.
*xNimgbfx enters the room*
PB2: *glomps Link* e-yo!
Flexy13itch: Hey, i thought e-yo was your friends!
PB2: it is, i'm borrowing it for a while
xNimgbfx: *looks at PB2* s'up girl
V96: how many bf's does she have?
PB2: *sigh* xNimgbfx is my imaginary bf. I also like RIS and Mamoru.
DAconfusion: Link, did you know about this!?
xNimgbfx: yup. But she's mine *grabs PB2*
PB2: -.-;;
Msc: *whispers tp Usagi* let's play...
VirginBunny: Oh Seiya!
Msc: ya, you like that!!?
VirginBunny: YES!
Cracker69: *covers eyes*
VirginBunny: *slaps Seiya* that hurt!
Msc: *slapped* o.o???
VirginBunny: does my screen name mean ANYTHING to you?!
Msc: oops..forgot..
DAconfusion: there is a little girl in here! you..you..potty mouth!
V96: lighten up Ami
Msc: attack of the killer-
Uronijatada: tampon...
PapervsParer: lol!
Flexy13itch: lmao!
PB2: rofl
V96: lol? lmao? rofl? what's that?
VirginBunny: i think it's short for lollie.
V96: lollie? As in the lollies you suck?
MasterBates: U r suppose to suck them? I blow them
Cracker69: i bite them. I don;t like sucking them to long, it hurts my mouth.
PapervsParer: lol means laughing out loud you retards
Flexy13itch: I can't believe I hang out with you freaks.
PB2: Chibi-Usa, you better get use to sucking them.
Cracker69: why should i?
PB2: when you get married you'll need it
MasterBates: I don't think Usa-ko knows how.
VirginBunny: nani?!
MasterBates: the funnest thing you've done with me was lick!
VirginBunny: *cries* it's the only way my mom taught me!
PB2: excuse me?! You dare lick MY mamo-chan! Link, hurt her!
xNimgbfx: *slapps Usagi*
VirginBUnny: *slapped* waaa!!
*PB1 enters the room*
PB1: e-yo!
*Blues enters the room*
Blues: *slaps PB1* stop using my word!
PB2: *slaps Blues* damn you and your stupidness! *grabs Link and Mamoru*
xNimgbfx: hmmm?
MasterBates: your use to this arn't you?
xNimgbfx: yup, it's not so bad.
VirginBunny: thats it, it's either me, or he.
MasterBates: *cough* er..um..
Uronijatada: *grabs Usagi*
Msc: Hey! *grabs Usagi*
XxBwarkxX: PAL! *grabs Usagi*
PapervsParer: exactly what part of Usagi are you grabbing?
VirginBunny: let's say it's not a very good part.
*PlayGirlBunny enters the room*
*Mr. Evil enters the room*
*LesbianBoyWonder enters the room*
*HellDamner enters the room*
*FitnessFunTime enters the room*
V96: Hey everyone!
Mr. Evil: mwahahahaha! I shall kill you sailors!
LesbianBoyWonder: Hey, where's my usagi?!
VirginBunny: er..here.
LesbianBoyWonder: *grabs her* yay!
HellDamnder: dammit Usagi!
Mr. Evil: I said, "I shall destroy you sailors!"
PlayGirlBunny: Oh mamo-chan!
PB2: *knocks Beryl out* my mamo-chan..
PlayGirlBunny: *knocked out* ...
Mr Evil: I SAID I WILL DESTORY YOUR SHANK ASSES!
V96: Evil, a/s/l
Mr. Evil: huh?
V96: *rolls her eyes* a/s/l, age, sex, location
Flexy13itch: wow, she knew something!
Mr. Evil: 42/yes/the insane asylum
V96: really? Me too!
Flexy13itch: o.O??
FitnessFunTime: why do u wanna destroy us?
Mr. Evil: cuz the blue haired one won't give me a BJ.
DAnightmare: who me?
Mr. Evil: yes you!
DAnightmare: *gasp* Demo..you could have Aids, HIV, er..umm..STD's! Ha no way!
Mr. Evil: than you can kiss yer ass goodbye..
V96: I...can't...reach...
Flexy13itch: i can! *kisses her butt* mmmm, zesty..
Cracker69: ew..
xNimgbfx: *grabs PB2 and runs* YOU SHALL NOT DIE!
VirginBunny: oh darn!
*Ullmbf enters the room*
DAnightmare: Mercury Star Power Make-up?! *nothing happens*
Ullmbf: er..er..Jupiter Star Power Make-up!? *noting happens*
VirginBunny: aww man!
MasterBates: what happend?
xNimgbfx: were in a chat, you can't transform
Mr. Evil: And i'm a digital youma who has come to kick your sorry arses!
HellDamner: Oh no, a digital youma who has come to digitaly kill us, can someone digitaly help us?
Uronijatada: Bob! I told you not to attack until I said so!
Mr Evil: sorry..
Uronijatada: *sigh* it's hard to find decent youmas these days.
PapervsParer: i still can't decide..
Uronijatada: ...so?
Mr. Evil: *attacks* ARG!
Uronijatada: .!! DAMMIT!
Mr. Evil: *bites Makoto*
Ullmbf: AHHHH *throws him*
PB2: *hides behind Mamoru and Link*
xNimgbfx: *glares at Mamoru*
MasterBates: umm..*cough*
Mr. Evil *sends a virus to Usaig*
VirginBunny: hmm *clicks it* ...oops...
*VirginBunny leaves the room*
Msc: is that bad?
DAnightmare: yes
Ullmbf: just give him the BJ!
DAnightmare: NEVER!!
Meanwhile...
A virus in the computer. Chat room lost. File lost. Please log in. State name and password.
Usagi: *logs in*
Access denied. Access denied.
Usagi: aww man! Wait this is goo! I get to call a repairman! *call one on the phone*
*doorbell rings*
Usagi: *opens the door* helooooo
Repair Man: Hi Miss. Tsukino. I'm here to fix your computer.
Repair Man: Okay, then call me triple J.
Usagi: ..uh..okay..
Triple J: John Johnny Johnson
Usagi: *sweatdrops* Ohh, i see..
Triple J: *starts fixing computer*
Usagi: *thinks* omg talk about HOT!
Triple J: *gets shocked* HOT!
Usagi: ...
In the Chat
Cracker69: omg, Link, mamo-chan, Ami, RIS, and me are the onle ones alive! and PB1 and 2 i think..
DAnightmare: where the hell is Usagi?!
MasterBates: my roses wont work!!
xNimgbfx: Your in College. Have you tried going to your prince form? You do have a sword you know..
MasterBates: ...
xNimgbfx: I have no idea what Nati see's in you...
MasterBates: grr...she see's a lot of me...
xNimgbfx: Damn you!
At Usagi's...
Usagi: they forgot about me! *runs around in search of her brooch*
Triple J: *watches her* umm, are you okay?
Usagi: no dammit!
Triple J: *continues fixing computer*
Usagi: *jumps on him* hold me!
Triple J: ...
Usagi: *wraps legs around him*
Triple J: er...maybe the computer can wait a while..
And in the Chat..(again)...
MasterBates: I bet you Usagi loves me more!
xNimgbfx: Oh yea?
MasterBates: Yeah!
xNimgbfx: Yeah?
MasterBates: Yeah!
xNimgbfx: Yeah?
DAnightmare: Shut Up!
Masterbates: Okay. Fine. Whoever can cyber better, win Usagi. Are you in?
xNimgbfx: I'm in.
Cracker69: me too!
DAnightmare: *laughs* Chibi-Usa, do you eve know what this is about?
Cracker69: No...
MasterBates: And let the games begin.
At Usagi's...(once again)
Triple J: Yeah!
Usagi: Oooh!
Triple J: *looks at the camera* Hey, get out, this is a private moment!
Camera Man: I can't, I'm suppose to video tape this! It's my job!
Usaig: don't make me hurt you
Triple J: believe me, she will
Camera Man: *gulp* er...I was just leaving *runs away*
Triple J* Noww..where were we?
In the Chat..once again..
PB2: *looks at Link and Mamoru* Umm what are you guys talking about and what are you doing?
Cracker69: I wanna play!
DAnightmare: Chibi-usa, you can play in a few years..
Cracker69: aww Man! *pouts*
PB2: I'm still waiting for my answer!
MasterBates: We were fighting over you, my love.
Cracker69: nuh uh! You were fighting over that meatball head!
xNimgbfx: We were? *scrolls up* Oops. *scrolls down* I'm sorry Nati, Please forigve me!
MasterBates: She'll forgive me first!
xNimgbfx: Nuh-uh!
MasterBates: Uh-huh
xNimgbfx: Nuh-uh!
MasterBates: Uh-huh!
xNimgbfx: Suck on this!
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MasterBates: Nani?! o.o??
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xNimgbfx: !!!
*xNimgbfx has ben kicked off for scrolling*
PB2: looked like a deformed pencil....
Cracker69: weirdos.
PB2: Mamo-chan, I'm confused. Is it me or Usagi whose being fought over?
DAnightmare: omg...what if he gets reported.
PB1: You peeps forgot me
PB2: *kills PB1* *cries* I miss Link
MasterBates: OH YEAH!
PB2: Yeah! *grabs mamoru* Make him come back!!
MasterBates: umm..no
PB2: Yes!
MasterBates: No!
PB2: *sits down and cries* not fair! *makes PB1 come back to life*
PB1: I love PimpDude!!
*PimpDude enters the room*
PimpDude: Dammit! It's PB1, the internet mafia lady!
xNimgbfx: The pain in the ass is back!
Cracker69: *grabs her butt* IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP!
DAnightmare: Nicotine will numb the pain!
MasterBates: Somebody forgot about me!
DAnightmare: What happend to Usagi?
At Usagi's...
Usagi: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ *puts pillow over head*
Triple J: I need some lovin *wakes her up*
Usagi: OMG! My friends need me!
Triple J: OMG! MY friend needs YOU!
Usagi: *logs onto computer*
Triple J: what about me?
Usagi: I'll deal with you later...
In the Chat
PB2: *grabs mamoru and link* dammit answer the question or I'll tie you to a pole and whip you!
MasterBates: kewl!
xNimgbfx: you can beat me, but NOT him!!
MasterBates: shut your fuckin mouth! .!
*MasterBates has been kicked off for vulgarity*
xNimgbfx: Ha! what a fuckin loser!
*xNimgbfx has been kicked off for vulgarity*
PB2: Oh fuck!
*PB2 has been kicked off for vulgarity*
PimpDude: Let's go fuck!
*PimpDude has been kicked off for vulgarity*
*PB1 has logged off*
Cracker69: What does fuck mean?
*Cracker69 has been kicked off for vulgarity*
DAnightmare: fuck isnt even in the dictionary!
*DAnightmare has been kicked off for vulgarity*
*VirginBunny has entered the room*
VirginBunny: i've come to save you all!
VirginBunny: Hey, whats with this?! Ugh, fuck!
*VirginBunny has been kicked off for vulgarity*
*PB2 enters the room*
PB2: whoa...
*xNimgbfx has entered the room*
PB2: LINK! *glomps*
xNimgbfx: Hey! where's everyone?
PB2: they left..were...alone..
xNimgbfx: Are you getting nasty Ideas? I like it!
Mr. Evil: *grabs Nati and runs*
PB2: ...ew..nasty..youma..
xNimgbfx: *kills Mr. Evil*
*MasterBates enters the room*
xNimgbfx: Oh joy...
*VirginBunny enters the room*
VirginBunny: MAMO-CHAN! xD
MasterBates: *cough* er..hi..
VirginBunny: *hangs on him* hehehe!
xNimgbfx: Well mamoru baka, you have your girl, and i have mine. ; P
PB2: *climbs on Link* Lets go play!
*PB2 and xNimgbfx leave the room*
VirginBunny: we can play here mamo-chan...
MasterBates: ummmm
*MasterBates has logged off*
VirginBunny: *cries*
*VirginBunny has logged off*
*PB2 enters the room*
PB2: what did this have to do with keys?
*xNimgbfx enters the room*
xNimgbfx: is it over now?
PB2: yup!
xNimgbfx: *looks at reader* i know the pain you feel as a result of reading this fic.
PB2: you do?
xNimgbfx: yup
PB2: okay, buh bai reader!
*xNimgbfx and PB2 logg off with the body of Mr. Evil*
~*THe Screen Names stuff*~
MasterBates: Mamoru
VirginBunny: Usagi
Cracker69: Chibi-Usa
DAnightmare: Ami
Flexy13itch: Rei
Ullmbf: Makoto
V96: Minako
FitnessFunTime: Hotaru
LesbianBoyWonder: Haruka
HellDamner: Michiru
Mr. Evil: a youma
Uronijatada: Dimando
Msc: Seiya
PB2 (made up) Nati
xNimgbfx (made up) Link
PB1 (made up) Syrena
Blues (made up) uh..blues?
PimpDude (made up) some guy my friend put in there...
PapervsParer: Setsuna
Sorry for all the spelling mistakes in my fic!