Purple Cards
(Kero)
Ugh..yo, yo, yo, yo
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Kero)
Yo, yo
Cool, calm, just like I am
Eating cheese inside a ham
It's Mr. Beros with a trick up his sleeve
No presents for you on Christmas Eve!
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I fly by six people and five I hit (oops)
Aww crap, I started a bad rap
Fell in a ditch, and broke my short kneecaps (aah)
These cards make me hallucinate
Not enought to eat, I start losin weight
Then I see dumb stuff start happening
Dumber then Bush trying to be Prez again
So catch, catch, come on catch
(ROAR) I said come on, catch
Pancake mix coming in a batch
Not mix, I meant food, stupid Richard Hatch
We don't fight nice, we walk around
Sakura throws the card and saves the town
Li, your mom is passin out
Get the jackass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
Come on!
(Meilin)
@#$! that, someone help Dellchat
He's upstairs eating and gettin' fat
Heh, hey Sakura, you going to own the siamese cat?
Catching cards, yeah we bout' that
I like to eat food with some parmegane
And I think Li is gone
Naw it's probably fake
Young, dumb, and full of hate
And I think Kero just swalled a crate
Stupid fool it was a false alarm
You think I'm leaving when I just got on?
Sakura stop actin stupid
You think you might wake up with my guy, that bulls@#$
Yeah, I think I did too much-- I drink coke in cups
Red cards, blue cards, and green-- Big Card (you lard), is it clean?
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Kero)
Card Captors, six of us, no brothers, kids love us
That's why your weird mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna get each other out and hit each other
Some-, something, something, something, something, alkjdfljsljf
(Li)
Catch cards, cards I catch
Catch two cards while I walk
People look at me and point and gawk
I got really angry and killed a hawk
I wanna, cut things with my swordblade
Until I get a concussion for days
And when I'm old and gray look for cards to steal
From Sakura, when what's the deal
(cough cough cough) Am I suppose to be real?
Had an accident when the sword broke
Ahh, a card, made be a crazy lard
Now I gotta get them (You're crazy!)
(Sakura)
I catch four cards at one time
I caught the Water and it is mine
(Yeah, you got any room?) Do I look I smoke crack?
I run real fast at my school track
Why the hell you bakas think I rap?
We do it just to get your anime hijacked
And if you try to smack, then I might too
I just wanna be like you!
And I don't give a damn if cards are white or blue
My, show, 10 volumes
Get sucked into yaoi vacuumms
Touya left that but he's going back soon
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Tomoyo)
I'm at a cave, trying to rave, wearing Link's tonic
Gin and I'm demonic, body never smells like vomit
Costume makin, people fakin, cool- headed girl
Heroine, not mescaline, best sidekick, of the world?
Blue cards, golden seals, got Tomoyo, actin ill
Cards kill (Yeah, right)- Sakura, I'm for real!!!
Shut your mouth you crazy slut, you know you want to go to Pizza Hut
Always out on a hunt, you make me nuts!
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Kero)
Card Captors, six of us, no brothers, kids love us
That's why your weird mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna get each other out and hit each other
Some-, something, something, something, something, alkjdfljsljfasfd
[Harmonica..]
(Fade out....)
(Kero)
Ugh..yo, yo, yo, yo
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Kero)
Yo, yo
Cool, calm, just like I am
Eating cheese inside a ham
It's Mr. Beros with a trick up his sleeve
No presents for you on Christmas Eve!
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I fly by six people and five I hit (oops)
Aww crap, I started a bad rap
Fell in a ditch, and broke my short kneecaps (aah)
These cards make me hallucinate
Not enought to eat, I start losin weight
Then I see dumb stuff start happening
Dumber then Bush trying to be Prez again
So catch, catch, come on catch
(ROAR) I said come on, catch
Pancake mix coming in a batch
Not mix, I meant food, stupid Richard Hatch
We don't fight nice, we walk around
Sakura throws the card and saves the town
Li, your mom is passin out
Get the jackass on the couch 'fore she crashes out
Come on!
(Meilin)
@#$! that, someone help Dellchat
He's upstairs eating and gettin' fat
Heh, hey Sakura, you going to own the siamese cat?
Catching cards, yeah we bout' that
I like to eat food with some parmegane
And I think Li is gone
Naw it's probably fake
Young, dumb, and full of hate
And I think Kero just swalled a crate
Stupid fool it was a false alarm
You think I'm leaving when I just got on?
Sakura stop actin stupid
You think you might wake up with my guy, that bulls@#$
Yeah, I think I did too much-- I drink coke in cups
Red cards, blue cards, and green-- Big Card (you lard), is it clean?
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Kero)
Card Captors, six of us, no brothers, kids love us
That's why your weird mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna get each other out and hit each other
Some-, something, something, something, something, alkjdfljsljf
(Li)
Catch cards, cards I catch
Catch two cards while I walk
People look at me and point and gawk
I got really angry and killed a hawk
I wanna, cut things with my swordblade
Until I get a concussion for days
And when I'm old and gray look for cards to steal
From Sakura, when what's the deal
(cough cough cough) Am I suppose to be real?
Had an accident when the sword broke
Ahh, a card, made be a crazy lard
Now I gotta get them (You're crazy!)
(Sakura)
I catch four cards at one time
I caught the Water and it is mine
(Yeah, you got any room?) Do I look I smoke crack?
I run real fast at my school track
Why the hell you bakas think I rap?
We do it just to get your anime hijacked
And if you try to smack, then I might too
I just wanna be like you!
And I don't give a damn if cards are white or blue
My, show, 10 volumes
Get sucked into yaoi vacuumms
Touya left that but he's going back soon
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Tomoyo)
I'm at a cave, trying to rave, wearing Link's tonic
Gin and I'm demonic, body never smells like vomit
Costume makin, people fakin, cool- headed girl
Heroine, not mescaline, best sidekick, of the world?
Blue cards, golden seals, got Tomoyo, actin ill
Cards kill (Yeah, right)- Sakura, I'm for real!!!
Shut your mouth you crazy slut, you know you want to go to Pizza Hut
Always out on a hunt, you make me nuts!
(Chorus)
I've taken uppercutters, I smacked a couple clowners
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
I've been to Tokyo mountain, once or twice but who's coutin
But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple cards
(Kero)
Card Captors, six of us, no brothers, kids love us
That's why your weird mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna get each other out and hit each other
Some-, something, something, something, something, alkjdfljsljfasfd
[Harmonica..]
(Fade out....)