40.Ext. Outside RAW/ECW Arena.
(Shane McMahon is in the parking lot with WCW and WWF wrestlers: Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, Booker T, DDP, Shane Helms, Chavo Guerrero Jr, X-Pac, Essa Rios, Albert, Stone Cold, Kurt Angle, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Sgt Slaughter, and Kaientai.)
SHANE: C'mon, tonight we get back what is rightfully ours. Okay, here's the plan, we'll go in there and wham, wham, wham! Knock 'em all dead and then we'll restore wrestling to how it's supposed to be. We're fed up of extreme and we want old school back. ECW has disgraced professional wrestling and it's up to us to put a stop to it!
(They all cheer.)
SHANE: This way!
(Shane leads the gang of wrestlers into the arena.)
41.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(The Dudley Boyz and Tazz are standing around in the back waiting for their match, but all of a sudden Stone Cold and Kurt Angle come up behind them and attack them. They stomp a mudhole in them and walk it dry. Shane McMahon is behind them, encouraging them.)
SHANE: Whoa, yeah! Three down, baby, three down!
(Stone Cold and Kurt Angle go looking for more ECW wrestlers. More ECW wrestlers meanwhile get taken out: Guido and Mamaluke get taken out by Sgt Slaughter and Kaientai.)
SLAUGHTER: Good work, men.
(They salute.)
SLAUGHTER: At ease.
(CW Anderson gets taken out by Chris Jericho and the Sandman gets taken out by Chavo and Helms. Meanwhile, Paul Heyman is in is office with the new WWF champion, Tommy Dreamer.)
DREAMER: I've heard that Shane McMahon is in the building.
PAUL E: What?
DREAMER: I've heard that some of our main stars have been taken out. I saw the Sandman only a few minutes ago and he looked pretty roughed up although I couldn't tell whether he'd just been attacked or whether he'd just been drinking. Anyway, some of our other guys have been taken out as well.
PAUL E: This is bad, I never expected them to fight back.
DREAMER: But I guess there's only one thing to do in this situation.
PAUL E: Get the Rhyno?
DREAMER: No. Get the Sabu!
(Sabu comes out of a closet waving a Samurai sword around and screaming manically. He then stops and points his finger towards the sky.)
PAUL E: Oh, there's going to be some EXTREME pain in order for Shane McMahon.
(Rhyno appears out of nowhere.)
RHYNO: Did someone say, 'pain'?
PAUL E: Don't worry, Rhyno, we have a special assignment for you.
RHYNO: Assignment! Assignment! Assignment! Assignment!
(Elsewhere in the back, Lance Storm and Mike Awesome are wandering round looking for people to beat up, but no one's there.)
AWESOME: Let's kick some ass.
STORM: Yeah, we're from CALGARY, Alberta, Canada.
(They see Justin Credible up ahead.)
STORM: Oh, well if it isn't my old tag team partner, Justin Credible, he'll make a good, first victim.
(They then see X-Pac and Albert approach Justin Credible. They look very angry and Justin Credible backs off.)
X-PAC: You're all on your own , aren't you now, punk? I'm going to give you a beating like you have never received in your life. I'm gonna do it DX stye!
(They continue to close in on Justin Credible. Lance Storm and Mike Awesome move towards them.)
AWESOME: Mind if we help?
X-PAC: No, not at all. The more, the merrier.
AWESOME: Thanks.
(Lance Storm and Mike Awesome then grab steal chairs and aim at Justin Credible. They then suddenly turn on X-Pac and Albert and nail them with chairs. They then throw the chairs down on top of them and start celebrating.)
AWESOME: We fooled you, you sonofabitch!
CREDIBLE: We've shown you why we're the coolest, we've shown you why we're the best, and we've shown you.....
STORM: (interrupts) Why we're from CALGARY, Alberta, Canada.
CREDIBLE: And that my friends, is Justin Credible.
AWESOME: C'mon, let's go, there are others to get and we know where Shane is.
CREDIBLE: Let's go, then.
(Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, and Justin Credible then run off looking for Shane McMahon. But by the curtain leading into the arena, Joey Styles and Cyrus are waiting to go on air.)
STYLES: We're on in five minutes, Cyrus.
CYRUS: It's about time, I'm damn sick of this locker room, there's a nasty stench and that could suffocate someone before long.
STYLES: Yeah, it's probably you.
CYRUS: What was that?
STYLES: Nothing.
(Jerry Lynn approaches them wearing casual clothes.)
STYLES: Jerry, why haven't you got your wrestling gear on? You've got a match in a few minutes against Kid Kash.
LYNN: No, you've gotta come quick.
STYLES: What is it?
LYNN: WWF and WCW! They've invaded, they're taking out all our main stars, Kid Kash is down as well.
STYLES: But we own this damn business and we're on in five minutes.
(They watch and see Balls Mahoney on the other side of the corridor being dismantled by Booker T and DDP.)
CYRUS: Good god, Joey.
(Meanwhile, down in the Sinister Minister's lair, Spike Dudley comes in carrying Molly over his shoulder. The Minister looks well pleased.)
SINISTER: Excellent, Spike, you will be rewarded.
(Mikey nods.)
SINISTER: We shall have the sacrifice straight away. We don't want any mistakes like the last time, do we?
(Tajiri and Whipwreck shake their heads. The Sinister Minister sets up the cross and Spike takes his former girlfriend over and puts her on the cross. He feels no emotion about doing it. He ties her hands to the cross and then her feet. In the corner, William Regal can be seen crumpled on the floor in a bloody mess. Spike looks back at Molly, the woman he was going to marry but now has to sacrifice so that ECW can live on. He gives a little smile. He turns back and Raven is standing by the entrance of the lair looking pleased at what Spike has done. The Sinister Minister notices Raven.)
SINISTER: Will you join us, Raven? I'm sure it's gonna be a ball.
RAVEN: No thanks, I have other matters I must deal with first. I must first fulfil my destiny as a true ECW superstar and then and only then will I be at peace with myself.
(Raven then leaves.)
SINISTER: Since, you're new here, you have the honours.
(The Sinister Minister gives Spike a rope which he pulls on that raises the cross high in the air. They put a circle of fire around it and watch the burning.)
SINISTER: Ha! Ha! Let the ceremony begin!
(The others laugh manically as well.)
42.Int. RAW/ECW Arena.
(Joey Styles and Cyrus are in the ring gearing up for the show, they then count down and the show is on the air.)
STYLES: Hello everyone and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV. I'm Joey Styles along with Cyrus.
CYRUS: Obviously we have a communication problem here because I can not do match job properly or officiently with the likes of you on my back or these idiotic, uncouth, uneducated people. I can not work under these oppressive conditions, Joey.
STYLES: What are you talkig about? You should try listening to yourself and put yourself in my shoes.
CYRUS: They would never fit, you short-ass bastard.
STYLES: Well before my politically incorrect friend goes any further, I would like to remind viewers that WWF and WCW are here today and they want a fight. But believe me, they won't have to look hard to find it. I welcome you to ECW!
(Paul Heyman then comes out. Joey Styles and Cyrus look confused.)
STYLES: Here comes our boss, Paul E Heymanously. I don't know why he's out here.
CYRUS: Probably trying to scrounge a nickel from underneath the ring.
(Heyman gets in the ring and grabs the microphone.)
PAUL E: We have a situation here, but, By God, we have to stand proud and fight together. I must emphasise the point that this is not a ratings plug. WWF and WCW have invaded our territory and we have to stop them. Are you with me?
CYRUS: Well, you know the heat I have the WWF, it would be a pleasure to help out, but I really do have an important business meeting in the office.
PAUL E: Oh bullshit. You're with me, all of you are and we're going to destroy them all to show them why we are the kings of EXTREME!
(ECW music hits.)
43.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(Essa Rios, Kurt Angle and Stone Cold are backstage looking for more ECW wrestlers.)
STONECOLD: You know what to do, right?
ANGLE: Oh yeah, I'm going to whip some ass.
STONECOLD: Gonna whip some ass now!
ANGLE: I'm going to whip his ass so bad that he won't be able to sitdown for a week.
STONECOLD: Tell me about it, boy.
ANGLE: I'm gonna beat his ass.
STONECOLD: Yeah.
ANGLE: I'm gonna whip his ass?
STONECOLD: Yeah, but how?
ANGLE: I'm gonna stomp him, I'm gonna grind him, I'm gonna Angle Slam him, and then put him in the ankle lock submission and make him tap.
STONECOLD: Make him tap?
ANGLE: I'm gonna make him squeal like a pig.
STONECOLD: Yeah, tell me more.
ANGLE: The I'm gonna pick him up and do it again.
STONECOLD: (his face is filled with ecstasy and rage) Yeah!
ANGLE: Then I'm gonna pound him, then you're going to pound him!
STONECOLD: Then I'm gonna pound him.
ANGLE: Yeah!
STONECOLD: Yeah!
ESSA: Viva Mexico!
STONECOLD/ANGLE: Yeah!
(They walk off cheering. They then see a small black dot in the distance.)
ANGLE: What in the hell is that?
(The small black dot gets bigger as it charges towards them. Only at the last second do they realise that it's Rhyno and by then it's too late. Rhyno charges at Angle and Rios and hits the double gore. Stone Cold tries to run away, but is suddenly backed up against a locker. Sabu then comes flying off the locker with a leg drop on Stone Cold's already injured neck. Sabu, the most violent man one the face of the planet, the homicidal, suicidal, genecidal maniac goes to the top of the lockers once again, grabs a steal chair, tucks it under his legs, and hits Stone Cold with the Arabian Facebuster. Sabu and Rhyno run off leaving Essa Rios, Kurt Angle and Stone Cold lying on the floor. Elsewhere backstage Shane McMahon stands over the fallen body of Tony Mamaluke. He then turns around and sees Mike Awesome and Lance Storm.)
SHANE: Great show guys, the mission is almost complete.
STORM: If I could be serious for a moment I would like to point out who's standing behind you.
SHANE: What are you talking about, man?
(Shane turns around and Justin Credible is there. Credible smashes a kendo stick over Shane's head.)
CREDIBLE: And that, my friend, is Justin Credible.
(Paul Heyman, Jerry Lynn, Raven, and Tommy Dreamer with the WWF Title belt come and stand over Shane McMahon.)
PAUL E: The tables have turned now. ECW will live forever and you will know what it means to be EXTREME!
(Tommy Dreamer holds the WWF Title belt high above his head as all the ECW wrestlers nod appovingly.)
(Shane McMahon is in the parking lot with WCW and WWF wrestlers: Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, Booker T, DDP, Shane Helms, Chavo Guerrero Jr, X-Pac, Essa Rios, Albert, Stone Cold, Kurt Angle, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Sgt Slaughter, and Kaientai.)
SHANE: C'mon, tonight we get back what is rightfully ours. Okay, here's the plan, we'll go in there and wham, wham, wham! Knock 'em all dead and then we'll restore wrestling to how it's supposed to be. We're fed up of extreme and we want old school back. ECW has disgraced professional wrestling and it's up to us to put a stop to it!
(They all cheer.)
SHANE: This way!
(Shane leads the gang of wrestlers into the arena.)
41.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(The Dudley Boyz and Tazz are standing around in the back waiting for their match, but all of a sudden Stone Cold and Kurt Angle come up behind them and attack them. They stomp a mudhole in them and walk it dry. Shane McMahon is behind them, encouraging them.)
SHANE: Whoa, yeah! Three down, baby, three down!
(Stone Cold and Kurt Angle go looking for more ECW wrestlers. More ECW wrestlers meanwhile get taken out: Guido and Mamaluke get taken out by Sgt Slaughter and Kaientai.)
SLAUGHTER: Good work, men.
(They salute.)
SLAUGHTER: At ease.
(CW Anderson gets taken out by Chris Jericho and the Sandman gets taken out by Chavo and Helms. Meanwhile, Paul Heyman is in is office with the new WWF champion, Tommy Dreamer.)
DREAMER: I've heard that Shane McMahon is in the building.
PAUL E: What?
DREAMER: I've heard that some of our main stars have been taken out. I saw the Sandman only a few minutes ago and he looked pretty roughed up although I couldn't tell whether he'd just been attacked or whether he'd just been drinking. Anyway, some of our other guys have been taken out as well.
PAUL E: This is bad, I never expected them to fight back.
DREAMER: But I guess there's only one thing to do in this situation.
PAUL E: Get the Rhyno?
DREAMER: No. Get the Sabu!
(Sabu comes out of a closet waving a Samurai sword around and screaming manically. He then stops and points his finger towards the sky.)
PAUL E: Oh, there's going to be some EXTREME pain in order for Shane McMahon.
(Rhyno appears out of nowhere.)
RHYNO: Did someone say, 'pain'?
PAUL E: Don't worry, Rhyno, we have a special assignment for you.
RHYNO: Assignment! Assignment! Assignment! Assignment!
(Elsewhere in the back, Lance Storm and Mike Awesome are wandering round looking for people to beat up, but no one's there.)
AWESOME: Let's kick some ass.
STORM: Yeah, we're from CALGARY, Alberta, Canada.
(They see Justin Credible up ahead.)
STORM: Oh, well if it isn't my old tag team partner, Justin Credible, he'll make a good, first victim.
(They then see X-Pac and Albert approach Justin Credible. They look very angry and Justin Credible backs off.)
X-PAC: You're all on your own , aren't you now, punk? I'm going to give you a beating like you have never received in your life. I'm gonna do it DX stye!
(They continue to close in on Justin Credible. Lance Storm and Mike Awesome move towards them.)
AWESOME: Mind if we help?
X-PAC: No, not at all. The more, the merrier.
AWESOME: Thanks.
(Lance Storm and Mike Awesome then grab steal chairs and aim at Justin Credible. They then suddenly turn on X-Pac and Albert and nail them with chairs. They then throw the chairs down on top of them and start celebrating.)
AWESOME: We fooled you, you sonofabitch!
CREDIBLE: We've shown you why we're the coolest, we've shown you why we're the best, and we've shown you.....
STORM: (interrupts) Why we're from CALGARY, Alberta, Canada.
CREDIBLE: And that my friends, is Justin Credible.
AWESOME: C'mon, let's go, there are others to get and we know where Shane is.
CREDIBLE: Let's go, then.
(Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, and Justin Credible then run off looking for Shane McMahon. But by the curtain leading into the arena, Joey Styles and Cyrus are waiting to go on air.)
STYLES: We're on in five minutes, Cyrus.
CYRUS: It's about time, I'm damn sick of this locker room, there's a nasty stench and that could suffocate someone before long.
STYLES: Yeah, it's probably you.
CYRUS: What was that?
STYLES: Nothing.
(Jerry Lynn approaches them wearing casual clothes.)
STYLES: Jerry, why haven't you got your wrestling gear on? You've got a match in a few minutes against Kid Kash.
LYNN: No, you've gotta come quick.
STYLES: What is it?
LYNN: WWF and WCW! They've invaded, they're taking out all our main stars, Kid Kash is down as well.
STYLES: But we own this damn business and we're on in five minutes.
(They watch and see Balls Mahoney on the other side of the corridor being dismantled by Booker T and DDP.)
CYRUS: Good god, Joey.
(Meanwhile, down in the Sinister Minister's lair, Spike Dudley comes in carrying Molly over his shoulder. The Minister looks well pleased.)
SINISTER: Excellent, Spike, you will be rewarded.
(Mikey nods.)
SINISTER: We shall have the sacrifice straight away. We don't want any mistakes like the last time, do we?
(Tajiri and Whipwreck shake their heads. The Sinister Minister sets up the cross and Spike takes his former girlfriend over and puts her on the cross. He feels no emotion about doing it. He ties her hands to the cross and then her feet. In the corner, William Regal can be seen crumpled on the floor in a bloody mess. Spike looks back at Molly, the woman he was going to marry but now has to sacrifice so that ECW can live on. He gives a little smile. He turns back and Raven is standing by the entrance of the lair looking pleased at what Spike has done. The Sinister Minister notices Raven.)
SINISTER: Will you join us, Raven? I'm sure it's gonna be a ball.
RAVEN: No thanks, I have other matters I must deal with first. I must first fulfil my destiny as a true ECW superstar and then and only then will I be at peace with myself.
(Raven then leaves.)
SINISTER: Since, you're new here, you have the honours.
(The Sinister Minister gives Spike a rope which he pulls on that raises the cross high in the air. They put a circle of fire around it and watch the burning.)
SINISTER: Ha! Ha! Let the ceremony begin!
(The others laugh manically as well.)
42.Int. RAW/ECW Arena.
(Joey Styles and Cyrus are in the ring gearing up for the show, they then count down and the show is on the air.)
STYLES: Hello everyone and welcome to ECW Hardcore TV. I'm Joey Styles along with Cyrus.
CYRUS: Obviously we have a communication problem here because I can not do match job properly or officiently with the likes of you on my back or these idiotic, uncouth, uneducated people. I can not work under these oppressive conditions, Joey.
STYLES: What are you talkig about? You should try listening to yourself and put yourself in my shoes.
CYRUS: They would never fit, you short-ass bastard.
STYLES: Well before my politically incorrect friend goes any further, I would like to remind viewers that WWF and WCW are here today and they want a fight. But believe me, they won't have to look hard to find it. I welcome you to ECW!
(Paul Heyman then comes out. Joey Styles and Cyrus look confused.)
STYLES: Here comes our boss, Paul E Heymanously. I don't know why he's out here.
CYRUS: Probably trying to scrounge a nickel from underneath the ring.
(Heyman gets in the ring and grabs the microphone.)
PAUL E: We have a situation here, but, By God, we have to stand proud and fight together. I must emphasise the point that this is not a ratings plug. WWF and WCW have invaded our territory and we have to stop them. Are you with me?
CYRUS: Well, you know the heat I have the WWF, it would be a pleasure to help out, but I really do have an important business meeting in the office.
PAUL E: Oh bullshit. You're with me, all of you are and we're going to destroy them all to show them why we are the kings of EXTREME!
(ECW music hits.)
43.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(Essa Rios, Kurt Angle and Stone Cold are backstage looking for more ECW wrestlers.)
STONECOLD: You know what to do, right?
ANGLE: Oh yeah, I'm going to whip some ass.
STONECOLD: Gonna whip some ass now!
ANGLE: I'm going to whip his ass so bad that he won't be able to sitdown for a week.
STONECOLD: Tell me about it, boy.
ANGLE: I'm gonna beat his ass.
STONECOLD: Yeah.
ANGLE: I'm gonna whip his ass?
STONECOLD: Yeah, but how?
ANGLE: I'm gonna stomp him, I'm gonna grind him, I'm gonna Angle Slam him, and then put him in the ankle lock submission and make him tap.
STONECOLD: Make him tap?
ANGLE: I'm gonna make him squeal like a pig.
STONECOLD: Yeah, tell me more.
ANGLE: The I'm gonna pick him up and do it again.
STONECOLD: (his face is filled with ecstasy and rage) Yeah!
ANGLE: Then I'm gonna pound him, then you're going to pound him!
STONECOLD: Then I'm gonna pound him.
ANGLE: Yeah!
STONECOLD: Yeah!
ESSA: Viva Mexico!
STONECOLD/ANGLE: Yeah!
(They walk off cheering. They then see a small black dot in the distance.)
ANGLE: What in the hell is that?
(The small black dot gets bigger as it charges towards them. Only at the last second do they realise that it's Rhyno and by then it's too late. Rhyno charges at Angle and Rios and hits the double gore. Stone Cold tries to run away, but is suddenly backed up against a locker. Sabu then comes flying off the locker with a leg drop on Stone Cold's already injured neck. Sabu, the most violent man one the face of the planet, the homicidal, suicidal, genecidal maniac goes to the top of the lockers once again, grabs a steal chair, tucks it under his legs, and hits Stone Cold with the Arabian Facebuster. Sabu and Rhyno run off leaving Essa Rios, Kurt Angle and Stone Cold lying on the floor. Elsewhere backstage Shane McMahon stands over the fallen body of Tony Mamaluke. He then turns around and sees Mike Awesome and Lance Storm.)
SHANE: Great show guys, the mission is almost complete.
STORM: If I could be serious for a moment I would like to point out who's standing behind you.
SHANE: What are you talking about, man?
(Shane turns around and Justin Credible is there. Credible smashes a kendo stick over Shane's head.)
CREDIBLE: And that, my friend, is Justin Credible.
(Paul Heyman, Jerry Lynn, Raven, and Tommy Dreamer with the WWF Title belt come and stand over Shane McMahon.)
PAUL E: The tables have turned now. ECW will live forever and you will know what it means to be EXTREME!
(Tommy Dreamer holds the WWF Title belt high above his head as all the ECW wrestlers nod appovingly.)