44.Int. RAW/ECW Arena.
(Nova and Chris Chetti come to the ring.)
STYLES: (voice-over) Okay, we're ready for our first match up here. Nova vs. Chris Chetti. It should be a classic.
CYRUS: (voice-over) Oh yeah, these guys being former tag team partners, probably know each other very well and it'll be interesting to see what tactics they use in this match since both these guys obviously have each other well scouted, Joey Styles.
STYLES: (voice-over) Okay, the bell sounds, we're under-way.
(Nova and Chris Chetti start off with a collar and elbow tie-up. Chris Chetti wins it, turns it into a headlock, sends Nova off the ropes, Nova ducks the clothesline, stops himself and neckbreakers Chetti. While still holding on to his neck, Nova stands up and neckbreakers him again. Cover: 1-2-kickout. Nova then picks up Chetti and chokes him on the middle rope. But then suddenly Mark Jindrak, Sean O'Hare, Chuck Palumbo and Mike Sanders come down and nail Nova and Chris Chetti. Sanders then grabs the microphone.)
SANDERS: Excuse me, but I'm afraid that this broadcast has been interrupted by the Natural Born Thrillers. ECW is finished, it's gone and we're here to do what Shane and Vince McMahon never could.
(Nova and Chetti get up and start attacking the Thrillers, but they are out numbered. Shawn Stasiak then comes to the ring and they are out numbered even more. They pound away at Nova and Chetti. Christopher Daniels then comes out. The others look at him, they don't know what side he's on. He tries to cut a deal with them, but it doesn't work and the Thrillers stand tall in the ring. Mike Sanders grabs the mic again.)
SANDERS: I told you that WE are taking over the wrestling business and no-one else.
STYLES: (voice-over) Who the hell does this guy think he is?
CYRUS: (voice-over) Obviously a very intelligent, clean ct, young man, something that you, Joey, will know nothing about.
STYLES: (voice-over) Yeah, you can bad-mouth me all ya want but I'm not gonna let some punks take over ECW.
(Styles takes his headset off and walks to the ring.)
CYRUS: (voice-over) Where are you going? Obviously my broadcast colleague is so unprofessional that he can't even conduct himself with a little decorum at the commentary booth, he has to gallivanting off to the ring where he's obviously gonna get his ass kicked. At least now it gives me the time I deserve to do my job right and teach all of you common troglodytes and ignoramuses what it means to be Canadian.
(Styles gets in the ring and challenges the Natural Born Thrillers. They look at his 5'5 120 lbs frame and laugh. Styles then slaps Sanders and the Natural Born Thrillers pound on Joey Styles. This then brings out Kid Kash, Danny Doring, and Roadkill who try and help Joey, but the are mauled in the ring by the Thrillers.)
SANDERS: I told you that no-one could beat us, I told you that we were going to take over the wrestling business and we are and who in the hell is going to stop us.
(The lights in the arena go out. Everyone screams, they don't know what's going on. Then the lights suddenly come back on. Sabu stands in the middle of the ring pointing up towards the sky. He charges at the Thrillers, but they overpower him and send him into the corner. Jerry Lynn, Raven, Justin Credible, Mike Awesome and Lance Storm come out to help Sabu. They get the upper hand over the Thrillers. Sabu hits an Arabian Facebuster on Shawn Stasiak. He then goes insane and starts hitting everyone in sight. He dives over the top rope and does a suicide somersault plancher on Jindrak and O'Hare. In the ring, Palumbo and Sanders get pounded on by the ECW wrestlers. Lynn hits the cradle piledriver and the Mike Awesome hits the Awesome splash. Christopher Daniels gets up and tries attacking the ECW wrestlers but Raven Evenflow DDT's him and throws him out of the ring. More ECW wrestlers head down to the ring: Tazz, the Dudleyz, the FBI, the Sandman, and Paul Heyman. Paul watches the slaughter in the ring as the Thrillers are destroyed. Booker T, DDP, Shane Helms, and Chavo Guerrero Jr try helping them, but they are just thrown out of the ring. Sabu gets back in the ring and hits everyone with a steal chair. He then puts Sanders in the camel clutch and Lance Storm dropkicks his face. D-Von then lifts O'Hare in the air and Bubba comes running up and they hit the 3D.)
45.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(Some of the WWF wrestlers have located Tommy Dreamer and they run after him. Tommy waves his arms in the air, laughing.)
DREAMER: Hey, punks, get me if you can.
(They chase Tommy, but as he turns a corner he disappears out of sight and they look around, confused. Rhyno then comes out of nowhere and gores Kurt Angle again. Stone Cold, Essa Rios, X-Pac, Chris Jericho, and Albert try and over power him, but it's no good, he shoves them all off and gores them all. He pounds his chest and heads for the ring.)
46.Int. RAW/ECW Arena.
(Rhyno and Tommy Dreamer come out to the ring followed by Rob Van Dam. They help the ECW wrestler annihilate the WCW wrestlers. They drag them all back in the ring and stand over their fallen bodies celebrating. The WWF wrestlers then come out, wounded after being gored by Rhyno. The ECW wrestlers laugh. X-Pac looks determined and stares right at Justin Credible, he gets on the apron first. Credible sits on the middle rope inviting him in. X-Pac accepts and gets destroyed in the ring by the ECW wrestlers. Justin Credible then lifts X-Pac up and hits That's Incredible. They all do the DX sign to him while the other WWF wrestlers charge into the ring. It's an out and out riot now, nothing could retain order. Paul Heyman smiles deviously. The WCW get up and help the WWF wrestlers, but it's not enough, the ECW wrestlers are too strong. Tommy Dreamer picks up Chris Jericho and hits him with the Tommy Hawk and then the Spicolli Driver. Stone Cold gets a 3D by the Dudleyz. The Sandman opens up a beer and smashes it against his head before pouring it down his mouth and smashing it over his head again. Kurt Angle tries to fight back and with the help of Shane Helms, he does mount a little bit of offence. He hits the Angle Slam on Mike Awesome and then Shane Helms hits the vertabreaker on Lance Storm. The war is now more evenly matched and Paul Heyman is looking worried. But the tables are turned when Rhyno gores Essa Rios, Albert, and Christopher Daniels. While everyone is brawling in the ring, Kid Kash gets on the top rope and does a Swanton Bomb into the middle of the crowd, knocking everyone over. The crowd goes insane and chants ECW! ECW! ECW! When all the wrestlers get up, the rioting continues and the ring is filled with over 30 wrestlers all beating the hell out of each other. No-one can see who they're hitting and they just hit whatever's in front of them. The Iron Sheik and Classie Freddie Blassie then make their way to the ring very slowly. When they do finally get to the ring, they try and help the WWF wrestlers. Rhyno sees the Sheik and gets ready for a gore, but the Sheik somehow manages to move out of the way and he gores Sabu instead. The Iron Sheik then puts the camel clutch on Sabu while Blassie hits him with his walking stick. Stone Cold hits the stunner on Rhyno, put takes a Van Daminator by Rob Van Dam. It's chaos in the ring, Paul Heyman doesn't know what to do, and he can't tell his men out from the others. Nothing could break up this brawl, nothing could stop this. Then all of a sudden a loud scream can be heard echoing throughout the arena. Fans are confused, but then the drums hit and the loud guitar screeches can be heard all over the arena. A shopping cart of weapons then appear on the rampway, fans don't know what's going on. A man finally walks through the curtain: it's New Jack! New Jack heads to the ring with the shopping cart full of weapons and gets in the ring. New Jack hits Chuck Palumbo with a hard chair shot before doing a little dance. He then grabs a baking tray and smacks it over the head of Sean O'Hare. Stasiak tries to fight him off, but New Jack pulls out a staple gun and staples Stasiak's head. He pulls him up and staples his head again. He walks over to Essa Rios and hits him with another baking tray. He then throws the shopping cart in the ring and puts a large spike in it so that it sticks out of the cart. He then rams it into Bubba Ray Dudley and the spike hits him very, very hard and very, very low. D-Von takes a baking tray shot to the head that brakes the baking tray in half. Tazz puts New Jack in the Katchahajime, but New Jack gets a lowblow in. He then staples Tazz's head. He pulls a keyboard out of his shopping cart and nails Kid Kash with it. He then hits Danny Doring with a Playstation and Roadkill with a monitor. Paul Heyman can't believe what he is seeing. Stone Cold takes a chair shot as does Kurt Angle. He then sees the Iron Sheik and Classie Freddie Blassie and focuses in on them. He grabs the Sheik and slams him. He then puts another baking tray on the Iron Sheik's groin, pulls out a golf club and nails the Iron Sheik with it. He then slams Blassie and puts another baking tray on him. This time, though, he pulls out a vacuum cleaner and hits Classie Freddie Blassie hard and low. Sabu grabs the steal chair sets it up, runs off the ropes, jumps on the chair, jumps off the chair onto the top rope and does a suicide dive to the outside on everyone who is there, including the Iron Sheik and Classie Freddie Blassie. Van Dam, Lynn, Storm, Rhyno, Awesome, Credible and Dreamer stand in the ring with New Jack. The ECW wrestlers think they've won and Paul Heyman comes in the ring to celebrate. But New Jack turns on Heyman hitting with a chair and stapling his head.)
NEW JACK: You want violence, boy, you're gonna get it. I'm gonna kill this boy, I'm gonna kill his ass!
(New Jack then challenges the other ECW wrestlers. They don't know what's going on. They start to argue and then start shoving each other. Then the violence comes and the ECW wrestlers turn on each other, trying to dismantle each other. New Jack leaves the ring with the ECW wrestlers fighting in the ring, Paul Heyman lying on the canvas and all the other wrestlers lying in a bloody heap outside the ring. New Jack walks back up the ramp with his arms raised above his head. He then makes an X sign with his arms and bangs his forearms together. He then leaves. Rhyno gores Lance Storm and Jerry Lynn cradle piledrives Rob Van Dam. They then continue to fight surrounding Paul Heyman's fallen body. They forget about him and continue fighting.)
47.Int. TITAN TOWERS. (3 days later)
(Jim Ross, Vince McMahon, Shane, Stephanie, Linda and New Jack are in Titan Towers. They are all celebrating.)
J.R: You did a great job, Jack.
VINCE: Yeah, now wrestling is restored to normal again. We can all live happily ever after.
SHANE: I knew you could do it, Jack, I was with you all the way baby, Badabing Badaboom, I knew you could do it.
NEW JACK: Thank you, I would just like to say what a pleasure and honour it is to assist you in your quest to bring wrestling back to its normal state. I, for one, was tired of all the extreme and think we should have a quieter, more gentle sport. One for all the family.
J.R: That's a great idea.
NEW JACK: Now, have you got anymore tea?
(Sabu hands him the tea.)
NEW JACK: Thank you, kind sir.
J.R: It's great to see that we've finally made a decent person out of Sabu. This could work for a good gimmick, I think.
NEW JACK: Yes, I very much agree.
(New Jack sips his tea while Stephanie comes round and gives him a hug.)
STEPHANIE: You were great, New Jack, d'ya think you might be free tonight?
NEW JACK: Hmm...Let me check my schedule. No, I have no plans for this evening.
STEPHANIE: Because I thought it would be nice if we had dinner.
NEW JACK: That would be splendid, thank you, kind lady.
(New Jack and Stephanie kiss and leave the room. J.R. then nods at Sabu and he turns on the radio. It is playing Hammond organ music and then Sabu starts Morris dancing. The others seem pleased by the entertainment.)
48.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(Down in the depths of the Sinister Minister's lair, Mikey Whipwreck, Yoshihiro Tajiri, the Sinister Minister, Spike Dudley and Molly Holly crouch down around a table. They all have huge, evil smiles on their faces.)
SINISTER: So, ECW failed again, but there's always a next time. A next time to take it to a new extreme. And now our newly wedded couple can come up with a new plan. Can't we?
SPIKE: Oh yes, we can.
(Spike and Molly kiss.)
SINISTER: You see, they have soled their souls and now the reaping the benefits. Now our new unholy alliance will fight a different war, a much more evil one. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
SPIKE: That's right.
MOLLY: Yeah, it's only a matter of time now, it's only a matter of time.
(They all laugh manically.)
TAJIRI: This promo is over!
(All five of them then spit mist at the camera.)
THE END.
Thanks for your time,
Love,
Black Emperor
14/7/01.
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(Nova and Chris Chetti come to the ring.)
STYLES: (voice-over) Okay, we're ready for our first match up here. Nova vs. Chris Chetti. It should be a classic.
CYRUS: (voice-over) Oh yeah, these guys being former tag team partners, probably know each other very well and it'll be interesting to see what tactics they use in this match since both these guys obviously have each other well scouted, Joey Styles.
STYLES: (voice-over) Okay, the bell sounds, we're under-way.
(Nova and Chris Chetti start off with a collar and elbow tie-up. Chris Chetti wins it, turns it into a headlock, sends Nova off the ropes, Nova ducks the clothesline, stops himself and neckbreakers Chetti. While still holding on to his neck, Nova stands up and neckbreakers him again. Cover: 1-2-kickout. Nova then picks up Chetti and chokes him on the middle rope. But then suddenly Mark Jindrak, Sean O'Hare, Chuck Palumbo and Mike Sanders come down and nail Nova and Chris Chetti. Sanders then grabs the microphone.)
SANDERS: Excuse me, but I'm afraid that this broadcast has been interrupted by the Natural Born Thrillers. ECW is finished, it's gone and we're here to do what Shane and Vince McMahon never could.
(Nova and Chetti get up and start attacking the Thrillers, but they are out numbered. Shawn Stasiak then comes to the ring and they are out numbered even more. They pound away at Nova and Chetti. Christopher Daniels then comes out. The others look at him, they don't know what side he's on. He tries to cut a deal with them, but it doesn't work and the Thrillers stand tall in the ring. Mike Sanders grabs the mic again.)
SANDERS: I told you that WE are taking over the wrestling business and no-one else.
STYLES: (voice-over) Who the hell does this guy think he is?
CYRUS: (voice-over) Obviously a very intelligent, clean ct, young man, something that you, Joey, will know nothing about.
STYLES: (voice-over) Yeah, you can bad-mouth me all ya want but I'm not gonna let some punks take over ECW.
(Styles takes his headset off and walks to the ring.)
CYRUS: (voice-over) Where are you going? Obviously my broadcast colleague is so unprofessional that he can't even conduct himself with a little decorum at the commentary booth, he has to gallivanting off to the ring where he's obviously gonna get his ass kicked. At least now it gives me the time I deserve to do my job right and teach all of you common troglodytes and ignoramuses what it means to be Canadian.
(Styles gets in the ring and challenges the Natural Born Thrillers. They look at his 5'5 120 lbs frame and laugh. Styles then slaps Sanders and the Natural Born Thrillers pound on Joey Styles. This then brings out Kid Kash, Danny Doring, and Roadkill who try and help Joey, but the are mauled in the ring by the Thrillers.)
SANDERS: I told you that no-one could beat us, I told you that we were going to take over the wrestling business and we are and who in the hell is going to stop us.
(The lights in the arena go out. Everyone screams, they don't know what's going on. Then the lights suddenly come back on. Sabu stands in the middle of the ring pointing up towards the sky. He charges at the Thrillers, but they overpower him and send him into the corner. Jerry Lynn, Raven, Justin Credible, Mike Awesome and Lance Storm come out to help Sabu. They get the upper hand over the Thrillers. Sabu hits an Arabian Facebuster on Shawn Stasiak. He then goes insane and starts hitting everyone in sight. He dives over the top rope and does a suicide somersault plancher on Jindrak and O'Hare. In the ring, Palumbo and Sanders get pounded on by the ECW wrestlers. Lynn hits the cradle piledriver and the Mike Awesome hits the Awesome splash. Christopher Daniels gets up and tries attacking the ECW wrestlers but Raven Evenflow DDT's him and throws him out of the ring. More ECW wrestlers head down to the ring: Tazz, the Dudleyz, the FBI, the Sandman, and Paul Heyman. Paul watches the slaughter in the ring as the Thrillers are destroyed. Booker T, DDP, Shane Helms, and Chavo Guerrero Jr try helping them, but they are just thrown out of the ring. Sabu gets back in the ring and hits everyone with a steal chair. He then puts Sanders in the camel clutch and Lance Storm dropkicks his face. D-Von then lifts O'Hare in the air and Bubba comes running up and they hit the 3D.)
45.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(Some of the WWF wrestlers have located Tommy Dreamer and they run after him. Tommy waves his arms in the air, laughing.)
DREAMER: Hey, punks, get me if you can.
(They chase Tommy, but as he turns a corner he disappears out of sight and they look around, confused. Rhyno then comes out of nowhere and gores Kurt Angle again. Stone Cold, Essa Rios, X-Pac, Chris Jericho, and Albert try and over power him, but it's no good, he shoves them all off and gores them all. He pounds his chest and heads for the ring.)
46.Int. RAW/ECW Arena.
(Rhyno and Tommy Dreamer come out to the ring followed by Rob Van Dam. They help the ECW wrestler annihilate the WCW wrestlers. They drag them all back in the ring and stand over their fallen bodies celebrating. The WWF wrestlers then come out, wounded after being gored by Rhyno. The ECW wrestlers laugh. X-Pac looks determined and stares right at Justin Credible, he gets on the apron first. Credible sits on the middle rope inviting him in. X-Pac accepts and gets destroyed in the ring by the ECW wrestlers. Justin Credible then lifts X-Pac up and hits That's Incredible. They all do the DX sign to him while the other WWF wrestlers charge into the ring. It's an out and out riot now, nothing could retain order. Paul Heyman smiles deviously. The WCW get up and help the WWF wrestlers, but it's not enough, the ECW wrestlers are too strong. Tommy Dreamer picks up Chris Jericho and hits him with the Tommy Hawk and then the Spicolli Driver. Stone Cold gets a 3D by the Dudleyz. The Sandman opens up a beer and smashes it against his head before pouring it down his mouth and smashing it over his head again. Kurt Angle tries to fight back and with the help of Shane Helms, he does mount a little bit of offence. He hits the Angle Slam on Mike Awesome and then Shane Helms hits the vertabreaker on Lance Storm. The war is now more evenly matched and Paul Heyman is looking worried. But the tables are turned when Rhyno gores Essa Rios, Albert, and Christopher Daniels. While everyone is brawling in the ring, Kid Kash gets on the top rope and does a Swanton Bomb into the middle of the crowd, knocking everyone over. The crowd goes insane and chants ECW! ECW! ECW! When all the wrestlers get up, the rioting continues and the ring is filled with over 30 wrestlers all beating the hell out of each other. No-one can see who they're hitting and they just hit whatever's in front of them. The Iron Sheik and Classie Freddie Blassie then make their way to the ring very slowly. When they do finally get to the ring, they try and help the WWF wrestlers. Rhyno sees the Sheik and gets ready for a gore, but the Sheik somehow manages to move out of the way and he gores Sabu instead. The Iron Sheik then puts the camel clutch on Sabu while Blassie hits him with his walking stick. Stone Cold hits the stunner on Rhyno, put takes a Van Daminator by Rob Van Dam. It's chaos in the ring, Paul Heyman doesn't know what to do, and he can't tell his men out from the others. Nothing could break up this brawl, nothing could stop this. Then all of a sudden a loud scream can be heard echoing throughout the arena. Fans are confused, but then the drums hit and the loud guitar screeches can be heard all over the arena. A shopping cart of weapons then appear on the rampway, fans don't know what's going on. A man finally walks through the curtain: it's New Jack! New Jack heads to the ring with the shopping cart full of weapons and gets in the ring. New Jack hits Chuck Palumbo with a hard chair shot before doing a little dance. He then grabs a baking tray and smacks it over the head of Sean O'Hare. Stasiak tries to fight him off, but New Jack pulls out a staple gun and staples Stasiak's head. He pulls him up and staples his head again. He walks over to Essa Rios and hits him with another baking tray. He then throws the shopping cart in the ring and puts a large spike in it so that it sticks out of the cart. He then rams it into Bubba Ray Dudley and the spike hits him very, very hard and very, very low. D-Von takes a baking tray shot to the head that brakes the baking tray in half. Tazz puts New Jack in the Katchahajime, but New Jack gets a lowblow in. He then staples Tazz's head. He pulls a keyboard out of his shopping cart and nails Kid Kash with it. He then hits Danny Doring with a Playstation and Roadkill with a monitor. Paul Heyman can't believe what he is seeing. Stone Cold takes a chair shot as does Kurt Angle. He then sees the Iron Sheik and Classie Freddie Blassie and focuses in on them. He grabs the Sheik and slams him. He then puts another baking tray on the Iron Sheik's groin, pulls out a golf club and nails the Iron Sheik with it. He then slams Blassie and puts another baking tray on him. This time, though, he pulls out a vacuum cleaner and hits Classie Freddie Blassie hard and low. Sabu grabs the steal chair sets it up, runs off the ropes, jumps on the chair, jumps off the chair onto the top rope and does a suicide dive to the outside on everyone who is there, including the Iron Sheik and Classie Freddie Blassie. Van Dam, Lynn, Storm, Rhyno, Awesome, Credible and Dreamer stand in the ring with New Jack. The ECW wrestlers think they've won and Paul Heyman comes in the ring to celebrate. But New Jack turns on Heyman hitting with a chair and stapling his head.)
NEW JACK: You want violence, boy, you're gonna get it. I'm gonna kill this boy, I'm gonna kill his ass!
(New Jack then challenges the other ECW wrestlers. They don't know what's going on. They start to argue and then start shoving each other. Then the violence comes and the ECW wrestlers turn on each other, trying to dismantle each other. New Jack leaves the ring with the ECW wrestlers fighting in the ring, Paul Heyman lying on the canvas and all the other wrestlers lying in a bloody heap outside the ring. New Jack walks back up the ramp with his arms raised above his head. He then makes an X sign with his arms and bangs his forearms together. He then leaves. Rhyno gores Lance Storm and Jerry Lynn cradle piledrives Rob Van Dam. They then continue to fight surrounding Paul Heyman's fallen body. They forget about him and continue fighting.)
47.Int. TITAN TOWERS. (3 days later)
(Jim Ross, Vince McMahon, Shane, Stephanie, Linda and New Jack are in Titan Towers. They are all celebrating.)
J.R: You did a great job, Jack.
VINCE: Yeah, now wrestling is restored to normal again. We can all live happily ever after.
SHANE: I knew you could do it, Jack, I was with you all the way baby, Badabing Badaboom, I knew you could do it.
NEW JACK: Thank you, I would just like to say what a pleasure and honour it is to assist you in your quest to bring wrestling back to its normal state. I, for one, was tired of all the extreme and think we should have a quieter, more gentle sport. One for all the family.
J.R: That's a great idea.
NEW JACK: Now, have you got anymore tea?
(Sabu hands him the tea.)
NEW JACK: Thank you, kind sir.
J.R: It's great to see that we've finally made a decent person out of Sabu. This could work for a good gimmick, I think.
NEW JACK: Yes, I very much agree.
(New Jack sips his tea while Stephanie comes round and gives him a hug.)
STEPHANIE: You were great, New Jack, d'ya think you might be free tonight?
NEW JACK: Hmm...Let me check my schedule. No, I have no plans for this evening.
STEPHANIE: Because I thought it would be nice if we had dinner.
NEW JACK: That would be splendid, thank you, kind lady.
(New Jack and Stephanie kiss and leave the room. J.R. then nods at Sabu and he turns on the radio. It is playing Hammond organ music and then Sabu starts Morris dancing. The others seem pleased by the entertainment.)
48.Int. RAW/ECW Backstage.
(Down in the depths of the Sinister Minister's lair, Mikey Whipwreck, Yoshihiro Tajiri, the Sinister Minister, Spike Dudley and Molly Holly crouch down around a table. They all have huge, evil smiles on their faces.)
SINISTER: So, ECW failed again, but there's always a next time. A next time to take it to a new extreme. And now our newly wedded couple can come up with a new plan. Can't we?
SPIKE: Oh yes, we can.
(Spike and Molly kiss.)
SINISTER: You see, they have soled their souls and now the reaping the benefits. Now our new unholy alliance will fight a different war, a much more evil one. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
SPIKE: That's right.
MOLLY: Yeah, it's only a matter of time now, it's only a matter of time.
(They all laugh manically.)
TAJIRI: This promo is over!
(All five of them then spit mist at the camera.)
THE END.
Thanks for your time,
Love,
Black Emperor
14/7/01.
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