Selphie: *Starts grabbing stuff with the metal thongs* FOOD!
Irvine: Hey calm down! You act like you haven't eating in 3 hours!
Selphie: I haven't!
Irvine: Oh, well grab away! *Fixes a plate*
Quistis: Leave some for the others though Selphie! *Picks up a piece of lettuce and goes back to the table*
Irvine: ....
Selphie: right...ok...
*Zell was the first to notice the African native stuff set up in the center of the Sizzler. He walked over to someone dressed up as a native*
Zell: Hey, what's this?
Native: Human Sacrifice!
Zell: *Laughs* Yeah, and I'm Zell a character in a video game!
Native: Don't laugh, you may the first to go...
*Just then Rinoa walks back into the restaurant looking brand new.*
Squall: What the hell? You got hit by a senior citizen not too long ago!
Rinoa: Silly Squally! I used an improved phoenix down! Great stuff those things do!
Squall: ....
*The group sits down and begins to enjoy their food and begin to get into their conversation, except for Quistis who keeps going up for seconds. Out of no where drums and chanting can be heard as a native girl begins to dance towards the group's table. She chooses Squall and leads him over to a chain where he sits and she handcuffs him in.*
Squall: Hey baby...you sure you don't want to do this in a closet or something?
Native Girl: ...?
Squall: Never mind.
*The native guy Zell talked to earlier comes out with a long knife and dances around Squall with it, everyonce in a while pointing it at him all of a sudden getting closer and closer to his neck. Finally he perces Squall neck lightly with the knife. He spins the knife around and around making the hole larger.*
Squall: OW! What the hell are you doing?! Rinoa, Selphie, Zell! HELP ME!
Selphie: Oh wow, that look so real Irvy! *Covers her eyes*
*The native then straps a vial to Squall's neck so that the blood drips in.*
Squall: ...guys eh can y-you help me....the room is spinning...ooh darkness...*slowly dies*
*Natives cleans up and covers the vial. The natives put everything away and dissappear.*
Selphie: ....
Irvine: .....
Zell: .....
Rinoa: ......
Quistis: Well, I'm stuffed! Those six slices of lettuce can fill you up well.
Zell: Was that a human sacrifice?
Irvine: Yeah, it was...
Zell: Does that mean I'm a video game character?
Irvine: Maybe...
Rinoa: Oh poor Squally....Oh...Waldo! *gets up and goes to the Squall's side* Squall....
Squall: *Opens his eyes a little* Rinoa....?
Rinoa: SQUALL! Hang in there! We'll get you to a doctor!
Native Guy: Damn it, he's supposed to be dead *hits him with a plate which kills Squall this time*
Rinoa: .....
*The others get up and leave with Rinoa.*
Selphie: When twisted things like this happen in our world it makes you think...if someone's controlling us....
Quistis: Oh no! Not your controlling theory again Selphie!
The End!