Disclaimer: Draco, Pansy, Millicent, Ginny, Pavarti and Padma belong to JK Rowling along with Apparation, St Mungo's and the Ministry. Serious apologies to George Strait for doing such horrid things to his song.



All my hexes were on my exes
And I hate my exes more than you could e'er concieve
All my hexes were on my exes
That's why I'm on the run from the Ministry

Well, Pansy was a fancy lady, she really loved my dough
And Milly was just silly, and turned out to be slow
Pavarti and her sister Padma, what a time we had
But they all tried to make sure I died when they found out I was so bad

so All my hexes were on my exes
And I hate my exes more than you could e'er believe
All my hexes were on my exes
That's why I'm on the run from the Ministry

I remember Ginny's red-haired beauty, she really was the best
Redeeming me would set me free, I know that was her quest
By trans-Atlantic Apparation, I visit her each night
But St Mungo's is on the look out now, Ithink they'll shoot on sight

Oh, all my hexes are on my exes
And I hate my exes more than you could e'er believe
All my hexes were on my exes
That's why I'm on the run from the Ministry
Oh, in France on the run from the Ministry