The Torture Of Gambit
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Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or Generation X. Marvel does.
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"Banshee left a note here saying dat your LA questions are due today, and since I have a hot date tonight, I really don't wanna be correcting all night, so lets just read de answers offa de paper, non? Question un, who wrote de Hobbit?" Moans could be heard in the class of teenagers. Some of them were pointing at other class mates to answer the question.
"Lets see. How bout... Jubilee?"
"How bout, not Gambit."
"Fine den, but next question is yours. How bout... Angelo?"
"DOH!"
"Angelo, who wrote de Hobbit?"
"I dunno, who wrote the Hobbit?"
"You dunno?! ARGH!!! Does anyone here know de answer?"
CRICKET CRICKET
"Fine den, de answer be... um... it be...where's de answer sheet?"
"Mistah Lebeau, Mr. Cassidy and Ms. Frost don't use answer sheets."
"WHAT!!! How do dey expect Logan and Gambit to teach!" While Gambit was busy swearing under his breath in French, Pacing in front of the desk. The teens had been passing all sorts of notes around. Note #1 contained of Jubilee, Monet, and Paige writing about how cute Gambit's butt is (causing the girls to giggle when his back faced the class while he was pacing.) and Note #2 contained of Angelo and Jono writing about the many ways to torture Gambit.
"Mr. Lebeau, we are supposed to be doing our Oral Presentation." Said Angelo while Jono was telling the rest of the class their plan to scare Gambit with the made up lessons.
"Oral Presentation? What Oral Presentation?"
"Oh and don't forget about our 1000 word reports that ya have ta grade for us by tomorrow, Mistah Lebeau!"
"1000 word reports graded by tomorrow? I have a date tonight with dis chere an dere be no way I can break up de date! I be doomed!!!"
"We also have to do a paper about the person who is considered a role model to us, but we can't do it until you give us an outline on it."
"An outline! MERDE!" (Merde meaning shit in French)
"I have to tell Sean and Emma dat dey shouldn't work you guys so hard and... and... Jubilee? What is it dat you have in your hand?"
"Um... my homework!?" Saying Jubilee in a really cheesy smile.
"You fold up your homework?"
"Yup!"
"Jubilee, give me de note."
"AW MAN!" Hands note to Gambit.
"Now as a punishment, I am gonna read dis note to de whole class!"
"ACK!!!"
"ahem Hey Paige isn't it awesome that we got Gambit as a substitute teacher? OH YEAH JUBILEE! What do you think Monet? What do I think?! Just look at his butt and how cute it is I mean, I am so glad that we got Gambit as a substitute..." Gambit looks up from the note his face was white and then turned into a bright red that match Jubilee's, Paige's, and Monet's face. Gambit then ran out of the room. In the distance, you can here his motorcycle taking off from the school.
"OW! STOP KICKING ME MONET AND PAIGE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT HE LEFT BECAUSE OF THE NOTE!!!"
"Ah really can't believe you Jubilee!!!"
"You took away our view and pleasure! How dare you." Angelo can be heard laughing and Jono can be heard in their heads laughing.
"SHUT-UP YOU TWO!!!" Jubilee, Monet, and Paige go out of the room to tell Wolverine that Gambit has left the building while the two boys start planning out how to get rid of Wolverine.
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Meanwhile at the mansion...
"Please Professor! I don't wanna teach dere ever, ever again. PLEASE!"
"All right, All right Gambit. We will send Bobby to go to replace you because Bobby is being really annoying and he has to leave before one of the X-men kill him and for heavens sake Remy, GET OFF OF YOUR KNEES AND STOP BEGGING!"
"Tank you, sob, TANK YOU!!!"
"Sigh, I only hope that sending Bobby in is a good idea and stop crying and hugging me, you are wrecking my brand new designer suit!"
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Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men or Generation X. Marvel does.
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"Banshee left a note here saying dat your LA questions are due today, and since I have a hot date tonight, I really don't wanna be correcting all night, so lets just read de answers offa de paper, non? Question un, who wrote de Hobbit?" Moans could be heard in the class of teenagers. Some of them were pointing at other class mates to answer the question.
"Lets see. How bout... Jubilee?"
"How bout, not Gambit."
"Fine den, but next question is yours. How bout... Angelo?"
"DOH!"
"Angelo, who wrote de Hobbit?"
"I dunno, who wrote the Hobbit?"
"You dunno?! ARGH!!! Does anyone here know de answer?"
CRICKET CRICKET
"Fine den, de answer be... um... it be...where's de answer sheet?"
"Mistah Lebeau, Mr. Cassidy and Ms. Frost don't use answer sheets."
"WHAT!!! How do dey expect Logan and Gambit to teach!" While Gambit was busy swearing under his breath in French, Pacing in front of the desk. The teens had been passing all sorts of notes around. Note #1 contained of Jubilee, Monet, and Paige writing about how cute Gambit's butt is (causing the girls to giggle when his back faced the class while he was pacing.) and Note #2 contained of Angelo and Jono writing about the many ways to torture Gambit.
"Mr. Lebeau, we are supposed to be doing our Oral Presentation." Said Angelo while Jono was telling the rest of the class their plan to scare Gambit with the made up lessons.
"Oral Presentation? What Oral Presentation?"
"Oh and don't forget about our 1000 word reports that ya have ta grade for us by tomorrow, Mistah Lebeau!"
"1000 word reports graded by tomorrow? I have a date tonight with dis chere an dere be no way I can break up de date! I be doomed!!!"
"We also have to do a paper about the person who is considered a role model to us, but we can't do it until you give us an outline on it."
"An outline! MERDE!" (Merde meaning shit in French)
"I have to tell Sean and Emma dat dey shouldn't work you guys so hard and... and... Jubilee? What is it dat you have in your hand?"
"Um... my homework!?" Saying Jubilee in a really cheesy smile.
"You fold up your homework?"
"Yup!"
"Jubilee, give me de note."
"AW MAN!" Hands note to Gambit.
"Now as a punishment, I am gonna read dis note to de whole class!"
"ACK!!!"
"ahem Hey Paige isn't it awesome that we got Gambit as a substitute teacher? OH YEAH JUBILEE! What do you think Monet? What do I think?! Just look at his butt and how cute it is I mean, I am so glad that we got Gambit as a substitute..." Gambit looks up from the note his face was white and then turned into a bright red that match Jubilee's, Paige's, and Monet's face. Gambit then ran out of the room. In the distance, you can here his motorcycle taking off from the school.
"OW! STOP KICKING ME MONET AND PAIGE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT HE LEFT BECAUSE OF THE NOTE!!!"
"Ah really can't believe you Jubilee!!!"
"You took away our view and pleasure! How dare you." Angelo can be heard laughing and Jono can be heard in their heads laughing.
"SHUT-UP YOU TWO!!!" Jubilee, Monet, and Paige go out of the room to tell Wolverine that Gambit has left the building while the two boys start planning out how to get rid of Wolverine.
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Meanwhile at the mansion...
"Please Professor! I don't wanna teach dere ever, ever again. PLEASE!"
"All right, All right Gambit. We will send Bobby to go to replace you because Bobby is being really annoying and he has to leave before one of the X-men kill him and for heavens sake Remy, GET OFF OF YOUR KNEES AND STOP BEGGING!"
"Tank you, sob, TANK YOU!!!"
"Sigh, I only hope that sending Bobby in is a good idea and stop crying and hugging me, you are wrecking my brand new designer suit!"
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