"Agent Kay, what are you doing here?" X said as he opened the door, making sure to look wide eyed and surprised. Luckily his eyes were just perfect for pulling of that deception. "Is it some sort of human custom for people to visit on the wedding night? I really don't remember reading anything about that."
"X?" Kay said with a hint of shock in his voice when he saw the alien standing there sans mask. What in the world was going on? "I got a call from Elle a little while ago. She said she had killed you."
"What? Honestly! Humans are so unpredictable! Now why in the world would she tell you something like that?"
"Where is she?" Kay said as he tried to glance around X into the room. Nothing looked disturbed like a fight had taken place or anything. What was going on here?
"She's in bed," X said as he moved aside and let Kay in silently hoping that Elle would listen for a change and keep quiet. "When did she call you?"
"About thirty minutes ago. Elle?" Kay said as he went over to the bed and looked down at her. She was snuggled under the covers and he couldn't see any obvious injuries anyway.
"Thirty minutes ago? Now I may know what happened," X told Kay. "She had been baking herself in that jacuzzi in the bathroom. Was an awful lobster red when she came out. Such a hideous color, not that that pink skin of hers is much better. She fainted. She must have been delirious or something from the heat and called when I was in the bathroom getting some cold water for her. I suppose I should really buy a leash or something for her to keep her from causing trouble. Such a typical human."
"She fainted?" Kay said as he reached out and touched Elle's forehead. She did feel pretty warm. "Elle, wake up."
"Kay?" Elle murmured as she opened her eyes. She had heard the entire conversation. Why in the world was X covering for her? "Kay, I...."
"We know all about your little call," X said, cutting her off before she could take it into her head to confess her crime. "Typical human, never stops causing trouble even for a minute. I hope you didn't tell anyone else about her little hallucination. They would probably want to put her in the MiB mental ward. Of course if they did, that might mean I could get a nice ATTRACTIVE alien partner!"
"I'll call Zed and let him know everything's fine," Kay said. Something just didn't feel right about this situation but he just couldn't put his finger on what was bothering him. "Elle, do you feel alright? Want to go home and have the doctors check you over?"
"I'm fine. I just want to sleep," Elle whispered. "I'm sorry to have bothered you."
"Let's let little ears get her beauty rest. Goodness knows she needs it," X muttered as he steared Kay towards the door snagging his mask and pulling it on as he went. He had a question that he needed to ask him in private.