Hogwarts Short Stories

by Angela Graham

A collection of stories designed to make you cry, shiver, jump for joy, and howl in laughter. It all starts with a small trip to the library, but boy are you wrong about the small part.... R/R please :)

2. 101 Ways to Know You're a Harry Potter M...

101 Ways To Tell You Are a Harry Potter Maniac
By: Angela Graham

Here are 101 ways you can tell if you are a true Harry Potter maniac.

101. You read all the books over and over again.
100. You buy the next book pre-ordered or within 24 hours.
99. You rant to your friends about how awesome the world of HP is.
98. Nothing can tear you away from a Harry Potter book.
97. You own or run a Harry Potter 'zine or list.
96. You doodle Harry Potter character names, pictures, ect on your folders.
95. You buy any Harry Potter merchendise you see.
94. You can absolutely say that you know the books very well.
93. You will do anything to meet Ms. Rowling.
92. You skip class to see the Harry Potter movie.
91. You are caught in class (instead of paying attention), which is me at this present time, reading or doing anything related to Harry Potter.
90. You talk constantly of going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
89. You tried out for any role on the Harry Potter movie.
88. You are in too many Harry Potter RPGs.
87. You've read beyond the books.
86. You have formed a cliche about Harry Potter and friends with your own friends.
85. You stand despite being nagged about your obsession with Harry Potter.
84. You get a Harry Potter hair cut, or (for girls) Hermione Granger hair cut.
83. You go to Hallmark everyday to see if anything new came out.
82. You beg for money to buy the collectible version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
81. You own the collectible version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
80. You own an autographed version of any Harry Potter book.
79. You run a website for Harry Potter fans.
78. You own the audio tapes for any of the books.
77. You own all the audio tapes for all the books.
76. You own all the fan merchendise.
75. You are joined in the Unofficial Fan Club (I think there's one).
74. You write fanfiction.
73. You can rattle off any question that your friends ask you about Harry Potter & the books.
72. You can rattle off any question that your friends ask you about JK Rowling.
71. You own the Harry Potter calendar.
70. You own both the Harry Potter calendar, and agenda.
69. You own the Harry Potter calendar, agenda, and mini calendar.
68. You own any of the posters.
67. You own more than 1 poster.
66. You own all the posters.
65. You count down every day til the Harry Potter movie comes out.
64. You love to imagine how the movie will turn out.
63. You write/wrote (a) fan letter/s to JK Rowling.
62. You are a huge fan of any of the characters (or all, or even more than one).
61. You wait outside the bookstore waiting for the book to release.
60. You wait inside the bookstore, eagerly waiting among the crowd for the release.
59. You are actually reading any one of my fics .. haha.. just had to put that one.
58. You have read pretty much all the fanfics at fanfiction.net or other website.
57. You have supported at least one couple from the books.
56. You don't have a grudge against Snape for who he is.
55. You don't fear Lord Voldemort.
54. You don't fear saying Lord Voldemort's name.
53. You don't have a grudge against Draco Malfoy for being raised the way he is.
52. You don't have a grudge against Lucius Malfoy for being the man he is.
51. You've raved to your parents about the books.
50. You've managed to get your parents into the books.
49. You've raved to your grandparents about the books (even though they disapproved).
48. You've managed to get your grandparents into the books (hmm.. there's a big merit if you can get this one through).
47. You read the Hogwarts Express 'zine run by ~a qtchic~.
~A Qt Chic~: Hey! What was that for???
Angela Graham: I just wanted to use that as a big thanks for showing me what fanfiction was.
46. You don't despise Cho for being Harry's crush.
45. You can overcome the end of the series.
44. You don't not like the cast of the movie.
43. You can name a trait about any character.
42. You can never give up the books completely.
41. You've dedicated a part of your room to Harry Potter.
40. You've painted a Potter mural in your room.
39. You've modeled your room after the Hogwarts bedroom.
38. You're delirious if someone stole your Harry Potter books.
37. You'll throw a fit if someone you know steals any of your books.
36. You'll go hay-wire if someone messes with the arrangements of your precious books.
35. You'll go hay-wire if someone spills something on the books.
34. You have bought a foreign version, even though you can't read it.
33. You use your allowance on Harry Potter.
32. You go shopping and all you buy is Harry Potter merchendise.
31. You own the Harry Potter light-up pen set.
30. You own the Harry Potter pen set.
29. You own the Harry Potter pen sets.
28. You can't wait to buy the movie CD.
27. You learn a foreign language to read Harry Potter.
26. You insist your parents visit your HP website.
25. You don't get annoyed when you start reading the books aloud.
24. You get strange looks when you wear your Harry Potter merchendise, but still wear it.
23. You buy the Harry Potter journal/s.
22. You'd do anything to get an autographed copy of a Harry Potter books.
21. You tune out anything when you're typing a fanfiction.
20. You are looking at this list and saying 'done that'.
19. You miss a concert (by your fav band) to score a talk with Ms. Rowling.
18. You attended the chat on Yahoo with Ms. Rowling.
17. You are reading this list, and doing the things.
16. You are reading this list, and going to a website to buy the stuff.
15. You are reading this list, and making up a to-buy list.
14. You are sick of waiting for the book (and movie).
13. You know everything about Harry Potter.
12. You know everything and everywhere Harry Potter has been.
11. You know the addresses where Harry recieved letters in the first book by heart.
10. You know the quotes from all the books.
9. You print this list out and check off what you've done and what you need to do.
8. You print this list out, and start handing them out to friends.
7. You e-mail me saying that I'm just psycho... I think I get the picture.
6. You petition for Harry Potter books faster. =) lol.
5. You name your animal after one of the characters.
4. You have done one-fourth everything on this list.
3. You have done half of everything on this list.
2. You have done almost everything on this list.
1. You have done everything on this list.

To make this a fanfic, which I'm not sure will qualify. Is a little humor-

Draco Malfoy sighed glumly, he had been stuck with Pansy Parkinson for three days, since she had forgotten that the cellar door was locked from the outside, and she had forgotten the key.

She was sleeping on his chest, which he had detested. Finally on the third day, the door opened and Harry and Hermione stepped in. Draco panicked, his only chance of getting out was ruined... all because of Potter. 'Well here we go again.' He thought.