101 Ways to Survive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry
By: Angela Graham

Hey Hey! Another insane list :) Enjoy! *I don't own anything... All credit goes to Ms. Rowling. *

101. Bring a pet along.. You'll always have it to talk to if friends turn on you.
100. Play Qudditch for a couple of years [at least].
99. Find the Mirror of Erised once, but leave before you become obsessed.
98. Make friends with Albus Dumbledore.
97. Don't go about teasing other houses... you'll get it right back.
96. Learn about Muggle History.
95. Never mess with Filch.
94. Buy an invisibility cloak - to go around school grounds without being seen.
93. Pick up the latest copy of the Maurader's Map.
92. Contact Remus Lupin or Sirius Black to see if there's anything updated.
91. Be sure to get your permission slip to Hogsmeade signed.
90. Bring practical jokes, or buy them at Zonko's.
89. Learn a muggle sport, and teach it to your friends.
88. Excell in Potions.. then you can be Snape's teacher's pet and won't have to suffer his wrath.
87. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
86. Be daring.
85. Have a pen pal (or owl pal)
84. Learn to speak another language.. You can curse in different languages.
83. Learn ways to annoy Peeves (it'll come in handy)
82. Make friends with your house ghost.. You'll need their help often times.
81. Do homework in the evening.
80. Contrary to the previous way, you can also wake up extra early to do homework. Think 'If you don't do this you'll fail.' It works.. No problem.
79. Make friends with those in your house, and others.
78. Develop crushes.
77. Find a best friend.
76. Try your best not to fall asleep in Transfiguration.
75. Always listen to Hagrid in Care of Magical Creatures.
74. Buy a rememberall (if you're forgetful).
73. If you loose things easily, be sure to buy back-up copies to your books.
72. Always bring a change of clothes (robes).
71. Be careful of breaking your wand.
70. Don't mistreat your animals.
69. Go on michevious adventures with your friends.
68. Discover the Labyrinth of Doom.
67. Try to get past the 3 headed dog.
66. Follow Harry Potter's footsteps.
65. Never be afraid to say "Voldemort".
64. Don't deny a relationship with someone because they're not cute.. it could work out.
63. Try gymnastics.. It will make it easier to hide from Filch.
62. Never touch the Bloody Baron, in fact be nice to him.
61. If you see Mrs. Norris, run!
60. Try to get a pass to restricted section of the library [once you succeed in doing this tell me what's back there.]
59. Bring un-required books.
58. Go on dates.
57. When Valentine's Day comes around - give your best friend or girlfriend/boyfriend a card.
56. Don't act like a show-off.
55. Care about the way you look.
54. Ignore the rude comments, take the compliments.
53. Excell in your classes.
52. Avoid being hit with Quidditch Balls.
51. Read Ms. Rowling's books :)
50. Don't discourage friends' relationships (unless they are ba-ad).
49. Listen to your conscience.
48. Keep a journal.
47. Never light a candle and leave it burning.
46. Meditate.
45. Learn yoga.
44. Practice kicking a ball against the wall.
43. Meet up with people.
42. Go into 'muggle chatrooms'.
41. Find out what you want to be and reach for that goal.
40. Go to the muggle movies by sneaking off.
39. Skip class once, but don't get caught.
38. Have movie marathons.
37. Prank call.
36. Prank owl.
35. Learn about other beliefs and religions.
34. Paint your nails.
33. Do something new with your hair.
32. Mix with other houses.. even if it is Slytherin or Gryffindor.
31. Read famous muggle books.
30. Write your autobiography.
29. Learn Javascript.
28. Learn HTML.
27. Learn another language.
26. Try to speak Parseltongue.
25. Do impersonations of Britney Spears, ect.
24. Learn to fold your papers different ways.
23. Learn to write in a different cursive style in order to pass notes w/o being caught.
22. Ask teachers annoying questions.
21. Venture into the Forbidden Forest at least once.
20. Learn to type fast.
19. Write your will.
18. Count down til graduation.
17. Ignore the insults.
16. Accept the compliments.
15. Chat while you have the time.
14. Hang out with people you like.
13. Be yourself.
12. Take a warning from a teacher seriously.
11. Bring around a doodle pad.
10. Learn to draw anime.
9. Hold regular friendly outings.
8. Respect your friends' privacy.
7. Read your horoscope everyday.
6. Try to read palms.
5. Smile perpectually.
4. Plan a major party when you're done with school.
3. Talk.. Don't lock yourself up in problems.
2. Relax.
1. Throw your hat off! You're done with Hogwarts!

Hey! That's it! I'm done :) Please review.