Counting Snorlax

by Miss Black Dragon

The sequel to the much loved (?) Counting Mareep. And thank you to all of the people who very kindly pointed out that I spelled Mareep wrong, but I'm still not changing it. Well, someone reviewed asking if I've ever tried counting Snorlax. So, naturally,

Counting Snorlax

A Snorlax jumps over the fence in the farm that Prima rented.
Prima: "One......"
CritiMuse (my critical muse, otherwise known as that little voice in my head that yells at me while I'm trying to write a story): Actually, the Snorlax started jumping over the fence ages ago, you just weren't here to see it.
Prima: >_>
CritiMuse: No, truly!
Prima: *whacks CritiMuse over the head with a mallet*

A Snorlax jumps over the fence.
Prima: "One....."
CritiMuse: *gets up shakily and hops over the fence*
Prima: "HEY, YOU'RE NOT A SNORLAX!"

A Snorlax jumps over the fence.
Prima: "One...."
CritiMuse: *magically turns into a Snorlax and hops over the fence*
Prima: "I'm not that stupid..."
CritiMuse (who is still a Snorlax): Oh really?
Prima: *narrows eyes* "Okay, if you're a real Snorlax, then how come you're speaking human talk?"
CritiMuse: *sweatdrops* Um, I'm like Santa's Lapras I can speak telepathically?
Prima: "Lame... Besides, if you're a real Snorlax, then how come you know about Santa?"
CritiMuse: Um, I hang around trainers a lot....
Prima: *whacks CritiMuse with the mallet really really hard so that she goes off into the very far distance*
CritiMuse: Looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain... *ding!*

You know the drill...
Prima: "Artic-Uno..."
Another one.
Prima: "Zap-Dos..."
Another one.
Prima: "Mol-Tres... Um..."
The next Snorlax stands near the fence impatiently waiting for Prima to think of another one.

You should really know what happens by now...
Prima: *is fast asleep*
Snorlax: *sighs and walks off*

You know!
Prima: *wakes up* "Oh! Isa..."
Another...
Prima: "Delawa..."
Another.
"Tatlo..."
Another.
"Apat..."
Another.
"Lima..."
Another.
"Anim.."
Another.
"Pito.."
Another.
"Walo.."
Another.
"Sham..."
Another.
"Sampo! Pity I never learned eleven and up in Tagalog..."

A Snorlax comes along. It tries to jump over the fence...
But instead, it falls short slightly above it and accidentally belly flops onto the fence, squashing it.
Prima: >_> "This farm is... A rental... You moron..." *whacks the Snorlax over the head with her trusty mallet*

A big line of Snorlax comes along. The first one tries to jump over the fence, but belly flops onto it, as does the next one who actually belly flops onto the last Snorlax. And so on....
Prima: >_> *whacks the Snorlaxes out of eye's reach with the Mallet (Yeah, one swipe hit all of them some how...)*

A big line of Snorlax comes along. The one at the end of the line accidentally pushes the Snorlax in front of it, making the Snorlax fall over, creating a domino effect of Snorlaxes falling over, and the last one falls on the fence, squashing it...
Prima: *phones someone on her cell phone* "Hello, Giovanni? About those Snorlaxes you wanted..... You can have them, free of charge..."

A Snorlax comes along. He attempts to jump over the fence, but-
Prima: "WAIT!" *calls out her Ditto, makes it transform into an Aerodactyl, and makes it bring the Snorlax over the fence. All other Snorlaxes go over the fence in this manner.*
A Snorlax flies over the fence...
Prima: "Much better." *lies down contentedly and falls asleep*

Somehow I don't think this is as good as the Mareep one. *shrugs* If you come up with any more things I could count to try and get to sleep, feel free to tell me in either your review or an e-mail. Review more appreciated than e-mail, of course.