a/n. please dont flame this too much. I know im taking the mickey,
but i like to play with bad habits.
ps. i am not h/r i HATE serious romance!
::DISCLAIMER:: harry potter charachters not mine, jk rowlings. i have
used jk rowlings world of magic i dont claim the rights to them eca.
Rons nature documentary: **the gits of the british isles**
**credits begin: tigers playing: stick insects: big spotty fish: drum
beats in the background**
ron: hello, welcome to rons amazing adventures.
hermione(filming): what about me!
ron: what about you?
hermione(filming):you get to wear a safari suit and hold cockatoos! i
step in mud, get attacked by tigers, get eaten alive by mosqitoes and
still keep filming, jerk!
ron: oh shut up brainbox
hermione(filming):i resent that!
ron: back to the film then. here we see the hairy, long toothed git
hermione(filming):where?
ron:**coughs loudly** um, nowhere.
hermione(filming):can we get going?
ron: yes, let us.
hermione(filming):thank you.
ron: come with ron, as he dives into ze grimy castille de hogwartez,
in search of ze wily, and elusive blond haired git.
**enter malfoy**
ron: ahoy! a fine specimen!
malfoy: what are you looking at weasley?
ron: we must be vairy cairful...
malfoy: oh, we are playing french nature documentary presenters are
we
ron: az you can see, he has ze brain capacity of a flesh eating slug.
malfoy: hey! take it back, no friggin weasley will say that to me.
ron: perhaps i am miztaken, he has less.
malfoy:oh yeah weasley? well take this: SERPENSORTIA!!!
ron: ah bugger!
****TiMe PaSsEs****
new setting **st mungos hospital for: oh, i am NOT going to type it.**
ron: hmmmmmmm
hermione(visiting): i know, lets visit lockhart!
ron:NO!
hermione(visiting):oh come on.
ron:oh fine.
hermione(visiting):just get some clothes on ok
ron:what?
hermione(visiting):you can see your butt in that hospital apron.
ron:what? **turns around** arrrrrrghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**enter lockhart**
lockhart: hello? is this the toilet?
ron:NO, GET LOST FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hermione(lovesick):SHUT UP RON, YOU CAN SEE HIS ARSE!!!
**faints with pleasure**
ron: AAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
**ron springs up, kicks lockhart in the nuts, and runs, butt showing
and all to gryffindor tower dorms**
**Voldemort flies up to the window**
voldemort:bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be continued, of course.
but i like to play with bad habits.
ps. i am not h/r i HATE serious romance!
::DISCLAIMER:: harry potter charachters not mine, jk rowlings. i have
used jk rowlings world of magic i dont claim the rights to them eca.
Rons nature documentary: **the gits of the british isles**
**credits begin: tigers playing: stick insects: big spotty fish: drum
beats in the background**
ron: hello, welcome to rons amazing adventures.
hermione(filming): what about me!
ron: what about you?
hermione(filming):you get to wear a safari suit and hold cockatoos! i
step in mud, get attacked by tigers, get eaten alive by mosqitoes and
still keep filming, jerk!
ron: oh shut up brainbox
hermione(filming):i resent that!
ron: back to the film then. here we see the hairy, long toothed git
hermione(filming):where?
ron:**coughs loudly** um, nowhere.
hermione(filming):can we get going?
ron: yes, let us.
hermione(filming):thank you.
ron: come with ron, as he dives into ze grimy castille de hogwartez,
in search of ze wily, and elusive blond haired git.
**enter malfoy**
ron: ahoy! a fine specimen!
malfoy: what are you looking at weasley?
ron: we must be vairy cairful...
malfoy: oh, we are playing french nature documentary presenters are
we
ron: az you can see, he has ze brain capacity of a flesh eating slug.
malfoy: hey! take it back, no friggin weasley will say that to me.
ron: perhaps i am miztaken, he has less.
malfoy:oh yeah weasley? well take this: SERPENSORTIA!!!
ron: ah bugger!
****TiMe PaSsEs****
new setting **st mungos hospital for: oh, i am NOT going to type it.**
ron: hmmmmmmm
hermione(visiting): i know, lets visit lockhart!
ron:NO!
hermione(visiting):oh come on.
ron:oh fine.
hermione(visiting):just get some clothes on ok
ron:what?
hermione(visiting):you can see your butt in that hospital apron.
ron:what? **turns around** arrrrrrghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**enter lockhart**
lockhart: hello? is this the toilet?
ron:NO, GET LOST FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hermione(lovesick):SHUT UP RON, YOU CAN SEE HIS ARSE!!!
**faints with pleasure**
ron: AAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
**ron springs up, kicks lockhart in the nuts, and runs, butt showing
and all to gryffindor tower dorms**
**Voldemort flies up to the window**
voldemort:bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be continued, of course.